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  • #76
    Re: Oblivion: Video Game Promoting WITCHCRAFT, SATANISM, & POLYTH

    Uhg. Have I already forgotten the teachings of the great Pastor Deacon Fred?

    Catholics = "Pope loving, bead counting, alter-boy fondling, ring kissers."

    I may not be worth of the LOB church; my memory escapes me so
    Saved by Pastor Deacon Fred's 60 Second Sermons
    http://www.landoverbaptist.org/60second

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    • #77
      Re: Oblivion: Video Game Promoting WITCHCRAFT, SATANISM, & POLYTH

      I find your invocation of 'butt cheeks' disturbing too.

      And having your head there, while perhaps illustrating an appropriate metaphor for your anticipated quality of posts here, is something I do not care to imagine.
      Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are unGodly among them of all their unGodly deeds which they have unGodly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which unGodly sinners have spoken against him.

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      • #78
        Re: Oblivion: Video Game Promoting WITCHCRAFT, SATANISM, & POLYTH

        You guys are pathetic. Not even the Republicans are as obvious as you. And they're for Jesus favorite party. Wow.
        Last edited by Bobby-Joe; 07-10-2009, 08:23 PM. Reason: punctuation error

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        • #79
          Re: Oblivion: Video Game Promoting WITCHCRAFT, SATANISM, & POLYTH

          Originally posted by MOMOwheeler View Post
          Catholics = "Pope loving, bead counting, alter-boy fondling, ring kissers."


          You left out 'goat licking'.
          Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are unGodly among them of all their unGodly deeds which they have unGodly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which unGodly sinners have spoken against him.

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          • #80
            Re: Oblivion: Video Game Promoting WITCHCRAFT, SATANISM, & POLYTH

            Originally posted by timeshifter View Post
            You guys are pathetic. Not even the Republicans are as obvious as you. And they're Jesus favorite party. Wow.

            Judge not, that ye be not judged. For with what judgment ye judge, ye shall be judged: and with what measure ye mete, it shall be measured to you again.... asshole.
            -Matthew 7:1-2
            Saved by Pastor Deacon Fred's 60 Second Sermons
            http://www.landoverbaptist.org/60second

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            • #81
              Re: Oblivion: Video Game Promoting WITCHCRAFT, SATANISM, & POLYTH

              Originally posted by timeshifter View Post
              You guys are pathetic. Not even the Republicans are as obvious as you. And they're for Jesus favorite party. Wow.
              If you think we are someone misrepresenting Christianity please show us were we are wrong with scripture. Your opinion based on your phony Pastor Feelgood doesn't count.

              Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

              Hot Must ReadThreads!


              Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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              • #82
                Re: Oblivion: Video Game Promoting WITCHCRAFT, SATANISM, & POLYTH

                THANK YOU FOR PLAYING TROLL AND GOOD BYE
                Last edited by Bobby-Joe; 07-10-2009, 08:30 PM. Reason: troll smighting for Christ

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                • #83
                  Re: Oblivion: Video Game Promoting WITCHCRAFT, SATANISM, & POLYTH

                  Since quite a few people have already covered how dumb this issue is, I'll keep this quite short and to the point:

                  Magic is witchcraft? Turning water into a wine and rising from the dead sounds pretty magical to me.

                  Someone you can't see rewarding you for fulfilling tasks for them? Sounds like, a lot like, your 'god'.

                  'Cults' recruiting people with fantastic, unrealistic stories also sounds quite familiar.

                  Lastly, with Rev. Osborne talking about 'flaming holes' and the answers to the 2 random bible related questions needed to register being breasts (solomon 8:10) and piss (kings 18:27), you stay classy baptists.



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                  • #84
                    Re: Oblivion: Video Game Promoting WITCHCRAFT, SATANISM, & POLYTH

                    Originally posted by Telecaster View Post
                    Since quite a few people have already covered how dumb this issue is, I'll keep this quite short and to the point:

                    Magic is witchcraft? Turning water into a wine and rising from the dead sounds pretty magical to me.

                    Someone you can't see rewarding you for fulfilling tasks for them? Sounds like, a lot like, your 'god'.

                    'Cults' recruiting people with fantastic, unrealistic stories also sounds quite familiar.

                    Lastly, with Rev. Osborne talking about 'flaming holes' and the answers to the 2 random bible related questions needed to register being breasts (solomon 8:10) and piss (kings 18:27), you stay classy baptists.



                    God says that performing magic is an abomination.

                    Ex.22:18
                    Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.

                    Lev.19:26, 31
                    Ye shall not eat any thing with the blood: neither shall ye use enchantment, nor observe times. ... Regard not them that have familiar spirits, neither seek after wizards, to be defiled by them: I am the LORD your God.

                    Dt.18:10-11
                    There shall not be found among you any one ... that useth divination, or an observer of times, or an enchanter, or a witch. Or a charmer, or a consulter with familiar spirits, or a wizard, or a necromancer.

                    2 Kg.18:3-4
                    He [Hezekiah] did that which was right in the sight of the LORD....
                    He ... brake in pieces the brasen serpent that Moses had made.

                    2 Kg.21:6
                    He ... observed times, and used enchantments, and dealt with familiar spirits and wizards: he wrought much wickedness in the sight of the LORD.

                    Unless HE orders it done.

                    Ex.4:2-6
                    And the LORD said unto him, What is that in thine hand? And he said, A rod. And he said, Cast it on the ground. And he cast it on the ground, and it became a serpent; and Moses fled from before it. And the LORD said unto Moses, Put forth thine hand, and take it by the tail. And he put forth his hand, and caught it, and it became a rod in his hand. ...
                    And the LORD said furthermore unto him, Put now thine hand into thy bosom. And he put his hand into his bosom: and when he took it out, behold, his hand was leprous as snow. And he said, Put thine hand into thy bosom again. And he put his hand into his bosom again; and plucked it out of his bosom, and, behold, it was turned again as his other flesh.

                    Num.5:27
                    And when he hath made her to drink the water, then it shall come to pass, that, if she be defiled, and have done trespass against her husband, that the water that causeth the curse shall enter into her, and become bitter, and her belly shall swell, and her thigh shall rot.

                    Num.21:8-9
                    And the LORD said unto Moses, Make thee a fiery serpent, and set it upon a pole:and it shall come to pass, that every one that is bitten, when he looketh upon it, shall live. And Moses made a serpent of brass, and put it upon a pole, and it came to pass, that if a serpent had bitten any man, when he beheld the serpent of brass, he lived.
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • #85
                      Re: Oblivion: Video Game Promoting WITCHCRAFT, SATANISM, & POLYTH

                      Originally posted by Telecaster View Post
                      Since quite a few people have already covered how dumb this issue is, I'll keep this quite short and to the point:

                      Magic is witchcraft? Turning water into a wine and rising from the dead sounds pretty magical to me.

                      Someone you can't see rewarding you for fulfilling tasks for them? Sounds like, a lot like, your 'god'.

                      'Cults' recruiting people with fantastic, unrealistic stories also sounds quite familiar.

                      Lastly, with Rev. Osborne talking about 'flaming holes' and the answers to the 2 random bible related questions needed to register being breasts (solomon 8:10) and piss (kings 18:27), you stay classy baptists.


                      Enjoy eternal Damnation...

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                      • #86
                        Re: Oblivion: Video Game Promoting WITCHCRAFT, SATANISM, & POLYTH

                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                        God says that performing magic is an abomination.




                        Unless HE orders it done.
                        Of course, the loopholes that make your nonsense make sense to you.


                        Originally posted by Myron Pollard View Post
                        Enjoy eternal Damnation...
                        Enjoy nothingness when you kick the bucket!

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                        • #87
                          Re: Oblivion: Video Game Promoting WITCHCRAFT, SATANISM, & POLYTH

                          Originally posted by Telecaster View Post
                          Enjoy nothingness when you kick the bucket!
                          Why don't you pick on someone your own size, hatemonger? That old man didn't do anything to you? You are not welcome here.

                          Why are you atheists so hateful?
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • #88
                            Re: Oblivion: Video Game Promoting WITCHCRAFT, SATANISM, & POLYTH

                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                            Why don't you pick on someone your own size, hatemonger? That old man didn't do anything to you? You are not welcome here.

                            Why are you atheists so hateful?
                            Wishing someone luck in dealing with the after life I believe in is hateful? Why, I was only doing the same he did to me!

                            Speaking of how hateful us atheists are, what is the kill count for us against people who don't believe the same? Dwarfed compared to yours.

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                            • #89
                              Re: Oblivion: Video Game Promoting WITCHCRAFT, SATANISM, & POLYTH

                              Honor thy father and thy mother: that thy days may be long upon the land which the LORD thy God giveth thee.Exodus 20:12.

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                              • #90
                                Re: Oblivion: Video Game Promoting WITCHCRAFT, SATANISM, & POLYTH

                                Originally posted by Telecaster View Post
                                Speaking of how hateful us atheists are, what is the kill count for us against people who don't believe the same? Dwarfed compared to yours.
                                As luck would have it, we have a thread on that very subject, which can be viewed HERE.

                                Unluckily for you, youve been banned for being a smart alecky 4chan troll. Enjoy hell, pervert.
                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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