[James Hutchins]

Re: New Metal Band "Greenday" Threatens Our Youth!

Well. They are your kids too. Didn't ask if you had the time. Just thought it'd be better if people adopted. And dude, I'm 14. No kids. I go to school. It would be incredibly stupid of me to have kids at this point. But when I'm going to have kids, I'd rather adopt and make someone's life better, than have children on my own and make other people in the world miserable.

Did you even read the rules of this website when you joined?

[Athena]

Re: New Metal Band "Greenday" Threatens Our Youth!

Did you even read the rules of this website when you joined?

Uhm. No. Why would I? You don't even have proof of me being 14 though. I could be 23 years old for all you know. This is the internet.

Also. I never called you racist. I was talking objective. When I say 'you' I refer to this entire website. Also, proof I am right about this; http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showt...253#post505253

Is being African a CURSE?

This entire website is hilarious to me. You're all so serious. And when you're this serious it becomes funny. When I first read this I was like, 'Hahahahahaha. This is funny. This is really funny. This is Uncyclopedia funny. This is like the best comedy website of all time.' Then... I realized you were being serious.
Things so overly religious like this can only happen in America. And according to Wikipedia, you're fiction. Just like your Holy Bible. I suggest reading Lord of the Rings, that's funny fantasy too!

And even if I'm underage (Seriously, whoever made this website and said you have to be this and this age to join should have made an automatic rejection to my application of becoming a user if I put in my year of birth, even a monkey can do that) I still make better arguments than you and my typing is better. Stop flattering yourself.

[Athena]

Re: New Metal Band "Greenday" Threatens Our Youth!

Mate? Not on your life.
No, I do not do drugs of any sort, I never have and never will.
My wife has a child nearly every year we have been married, we have been married for over 35 years. I think we have had about 30 kids in total. All clean living, God fearing True Christians™. I have no idea how many grand kids, well over a hundred, a few great gran kids too. I think my first great-great grand son is due to be born in December.

Oh, btw. 30 CHILDREN?!!! You're a horny pervert. Cult life, much?

[billiesB]

Re: New Metal Band "Greenday" Threatens Our Youth!

Seriously, Dont call me mate. Im the devil in disguise!!!!!

[James Hutchins]

Re: New Metal Band "Greenday" Threatens Our Youth!

Uhm. No. Why would I? You don't even have proof of me being 14 though. I could be 23 years old for all you know. This is the internet.

Also. I never called you racist. I was talking objective. When I say 'you' I refer to this entire website. Also, proof I am right about this; http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showt...253#post505253

Is being African a CURSE?

I see, by having an account on this website, it makes me and anyone else who does, a racist. Tell me, do you have an account here?
Did you bother to read this thread:Managing Racism - INSTABAN Feature

This entire website is hilarious to me. You're all so serious. And when you're this serious it becomes funny. When I first read this I was like, 'Hahahahahaha. This is funny. This is really funny. This is Uncyclopedia funny. This is like the best comedy website of all time.' Then... I realized you were being serious.
Things so overly religious like this can only happen in America. And according to Wikipedia, you're fiction. Just like your Holy Bible. I suggest reading Lord of the Rings, that's funny fantasy too!

I am sure God is rolling in the aisles with you, getting a good guffaw at Christianity. You know son, your days on Earth are scant. Eternity is for ever. At some point, your ticket is going to get punched.
You're dead. Whether due to your own disgusting sinning or the Lords divine will, you are dead. Instantly your soul begin falling towards the black abyss above Hell. The falling seems eternal as you gather speed and the heat begins to grow. Then you notice a red dot below you growing larger by the second, this is the Lake in the center of Hell. It is the brightest point in Hell therefore it is visible for a great distance. Keep in mind that the farther you fall, the further from Christ you are.
As you gain speed and the flames become apparent you may wonder how you can stop this from happening. The answer is simple. It's too late and you can't, you're doomed. Your soul is damned and it WILL happen. The temperature is now approaching the unbearable limit as your flesh begins to smoulder and ignite and you continue to build speed as you plummet toward the now visible boiling Lake of Fire. You can almost make out individual souls thrashing in the magma with your flaming eyesockets. Soon you will join them, your terror mounts as your screams become gargled with the stench of Hells evil smell. The heat becomes excruciating as you notice your skin peeling away and your bones becoming visible and black. Flaming and screaming in anguish, you splashdown into the acidic brimstone of Satans Lake at around 250 MPH. You are instantly vaporized and reformed as a tormented soul writhing in absolute terror in the deafening depths of the Lake that Burns Eternal. The pain is beyond comprehension as you gnash your teeth so hard they shatter in your mouth. Satan periodically plucks you from the flames to savagely rape repeatedly and casually tosses you to his infernal minions to rip apart and rape at will, only to be reformed and have this scenario repeated...over and over and over, forever.
Is it still funny mocking our mission to Save your soul? We want you to enjoy Heaven and eternal praise and worship at the feet of our Saviour the Lord Jesus Christ.

And even if I'm underage (Seriously, whoever made this website and said you have to be this and this age to join should have made an automatic rejection to my application of becoming a user if I put in my year of birth, even a monkey can do that) I still make better arguments than you and my typing is better. Stop flattering yourself.

See son, this is a Christian web site. The Christian way is to be 100% honest. Something you refuse to do and even laugh at. Very sad, very sad indeed. I suppose it is your parents fault.

No one is arguing here. An no, you do not make your points better. Actually, you make fairly pitiful points and it makes baby Jesus weeps as He reads them, I am sure.
No, your typing is not better. You do not even know how to underline a word.

I have no idea what you are referring to when you say "Stop flattering yourself".

Oh, btw. 30 CHILDREN?!!! You're a horny pervert. Cult life, much?

God wants my wife to make as many soldiers for His Christian army as possible. I personally do not like "doing it" though I have had to 'do it' over 30 times so far.

Cult life? No, not a cult, I own a plantation in the Appalachians. What do you do to support your family?

[Athena]

Re: New Metal Band "Greenday" Threatens Our Youth!

I see, by having an account on this website, it makes me and anyone else who does, a racist. Tell me, do you have an account here?
Did you bother to read this thread:Managing Racism - INSTABAN Feature

I'm not saying so. I'm not even supporting this website. But yeah, I admit to being a little bit racist, but everyone's a little bit racist (Avenue Q).

I am sure God is rolling in the aisles with you, getting a good guffaw at Christianity. You know son, your days on Earth are scant. Eternity is for ever. At some point, your ticket is going to get punched.
[COLOR=black][FONT=Verdana]You're dead. Whether due to your own disgusting sinning or the Lords divine will, you are dead. Instantly your soul begin falling towards the black abyss above Hell. The falling seems eternal as you gather speed and the heat begins to grow. Then you notice a red dot below you growing larger by the second, this is the Lake in the center of Hell. It is the brightest point in Hell therefore it is visible for a great distance. Keep in mind that the farther you fall, the further from Christ you are.
As you gain speed and the flames become apparent you may wonder how you can stop this from happening. The answer is simple. It's too late and you can't, you're doomed. Your soul is damned and it WILL happen. The temperature is now approaching the unbearable limit as your flesh begins to smoulder and ignite and you continue to build speed as you plummet toward the now visible boiling Lake of Fire. You can almost make out individual souls thrashing in the magma with your flaming eyesockets. Soon you will join them, your terror mounts as your screams become gargled with the stench of Hells evil smell. The heat becomes excruciating as you notice your skin peeling away and your bones becoming visible and black. Flaming and screaming in anguish, you splashdown into the acidic brimstone of Satans Lake at around 250 MPH. You are instantly vaporized and reformed as a tormented soul writhing in absolute terror in the deafening depths of the Lake that Burns Eternal. The pain is beyond comprehension as you gnash your teeth so hard they shatter in your mouth. Satan periodically plucks you from the flames to savagely rape repeatedly and casually tosses you to his infernal minions to rip apart and rape at will, only to be reformed and have this scenario repeated...over and over and over, forever.
Is it still funny mocking our mission to Save your soul? We want you to enjoy Heaven and eternal praise and worship at the feet of our Saviour the Lord Jesus Christ.

Didn't I mention this before. I am the Mistress of Pain, I control pain. Becuase pain is an illusion. I am not scared of Hell, I will never be scared of Hell. I don't believe in Hell (or Heaven for that matter). And because I do not believe, I will not end up there. May I also say that the Modern church do not believe in Hell either?

See son, this is a Christian web site. The Christian way is to be 100% honest. Something you refuse to do and even laugh at. Very sad, very sad indeed. I suppose it is your parents fault.

Yeah. You know, that's the way of the world in general. Not only you Christians are honest, but you seem to despise other people who are honest to you about their views. It's sad. I do not refuse to be honest, I choose not to tell you my age, as it is a personal matter. I do not share my personal life with you, and it amuses me that you share your personal life with me. And yeah, I guess it's my parents fault. For being made outside marriage, even with my dad cheating on his wife. I am a daughter of Satan. *sarcasm* (And no, this is not personal. Not to me.)
And SON? Wth. My username is Athena. Athena is a greek goddess. A woman. The goddess of Battle Strategy. Enemy: Poseidon. She resides in Olympus. SHE.

No one is arguing here. An no, you do not make your points better. Actually, you make fairly pitiful points and it makes baby Jesus weeps as He reads them, I am sure.
No, your typing is not better. You do not even know how to underline a word.

Oh dear.
It seems to me that we, right now, are having a discussion. Where clearly I make better points because all you can refer to is the BIBLE. A book. I, however, can refer to science.
And yes, my typing is better. And yes, I know how to underline a word. I just do it differently than you, and I have knowledge about rather basic computing, whereas you... Ouch.

I have no idea what you are referring to when you say "Stop flattering yourself".

Excactly, sir. Excactly my point.

God wants my wife to make as many soldiers for His Christian army as possible. I personally do not like "doing it" though I have had to 'do it' over 30 times so far.

Cult life? No, not a cult, I own a plantation in the Appalachians. What do you do to support your family?

War? Are you kidding me? Christian army? Oh shhhhhhhiiiiittt. I should be scared shitless, should I not? Are you going to take over the world!!!?????? Nah. Nah you're not. Sargeras shall consume it before you even have a chance.
So, you don't like 'doing it'? Ever thought you're asexual? Do you only do it to make babies? Do you truly love your wife or are you just married to make "soldiers" for your "Christian Army"? I find this rather unfair for your kids, because having that amount of kids could not at all have provided them with all the love, care and closeness they deserve. It couldn't have been a healthy environment for them. And how in the world did you have money to provide them what they need of clothes, school equpiment and freetime activities? Are you Bill Gates? (Psht, of course not.)

I go to school to support my family. I get good grades, and I get into MIT. What school did you go to? Iowa State College? ROFL.

[Nobar King]

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I get into MIT. What school did you go to? Iowa State College? ROFL.

It should be easy enough for the DOF to determine whether you are posting from MIT right now.

[Athena]

Re: New Metal Band "Greenday" Threatens Our Youth!

It should be easy enough for the DOF to determine whether you are posting from MIT right now.

Didn't say I got into MIT. I have to finish school first, then apply. But then again, if I did get into MIT, I would be smart enough to know how to re route my IP adress. :] IN YOUR FACE! HA!

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: New Metal Band "Greenday" Threatens Our Youth!

Didn't say I got into MIT. I have to finish school first, then apply. But then again, if I did get into MIT, I would be smart enough to know how to re route my IP adress. :] IN YOUR FACE! HA!

The smarter people who read this thread already figured out you are not MIT material. Hamburger University would be more on your level, but unfortunately you are too ugly for that.

[Athena]

Re: New Metal Band "Greenday" Threatens Our Youth!

The smarter people who read this thread already figured out you are not MIT material. Hamburger University would be more on your level, but unfortunately you are too ugly for that.

Ahahahahahahaha x'D That is seriously funny. LOL. ROFL. LMFAO.
I am most certainly smarter than you. All you've got is humor. I've got the humor and the brains, and I don't even have to be overly religious! WIN!

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: New Metal Band "Greenday" Threatens Our Youth!

I am most certainly smarter than you. All you've got is humor. I've got the humor and the brains, and I don't even have to be overly religious! WIN!

I like how you claim to be smart yet at the same time declare yourself the winner without a proper contest. I accept your challenge, how do you propose we determine who of us two is the smartest? Since you think you are MIT material, perhaps we could discuss the application of E6, E7 and E8 Lie groups in relation to the Higgs Boson particle? Feel free to read Garret Lisi's work to prepare for the challenge. Or do the smart thing and give up to save yourself from getting embarrassed. God is on my side here.

[James Hutchins]

Re: New Metal Band "Greenday" Threatens Our Youth!

I'm not saying so. I'm not even supporting this website. But yeah, I admit to being a little bit racist, but everyone's a little bit racist (Avenue Q).



Didn't I mention this before. I am the Mistress of Pain, I control pain. Becuase pain is an illusion. I am not scared of Hell, I will never be scared of Hell. I don't believe in Hell (or Heaven for that matter). And because I do not believe, I will not end up there. May I also say that the Modern church do not believe in Hell either?



Yeah. You know, that's the way of the world in general. Not only you Christians are honest, but you seem to despise other people who are honest to you about their views. It's sad. I do not refuse to be honest, I choose not to tell you my age, as it is a personal matter. I do not share my personal life with you, and it amuses me that you share your personal life with me. And yeah, I guess it's my parents fault. For being made outside marriage, even with my dad cheating on his wife. I am a daughter of Satan. *sarcasm* (And no, this is not personal. Not to me.)
And SON? Wth. My username is Athena. Athena is a greek goddess. A woman. The goddess of Battle Strategy. Enemy: Poseidon. She resides in Olympus. SHE.




Oh dear.
It seems to me that we, right now, are having a discussion. Where clearly I make better points because all you can refer to is the BIBLE. A book. I, however, can refer to science.
And yes, my typing is better. And yes, I know how to underline a word. I just do it differently than you, and I have knowledge about rather basic computing, whereas you... Ouch.



Excactly, sir. Excactly my point.


War? Are you kidding me? Christian army? Oh shhhhhhhiiiiittt. I should be scared shitless, should I not? Are you going to take over the world!!!?????? Nah. Nah you're not. Sargeras shall consume it before you even have a chance.
So, you don't like 'doing it'? Ever thought you're asexual? Do you only do it to make babies? Do you truly love your wife or are you just married to make "soldiers" for your "Christian Army"? I find this rather unfair for your kids, because having that amount of kids could not at all have provided them with all the love, care and closeness they deserve. It couldn't have been a healthy environment for them. And how in the world did you have money to provide them what they need of clothes, school equpiment and freetime activities? Are you Bill Gates? (Psht, of course not.)

I go to school to support my family. I get good grades, and I get into MIT. What school did you go to? Iowa State College? ROFL.

What does 'Excactly' mean? Is it like underlining a word like _this_? After all, you are a better typist than me How can you even make such an absurd statement? And smarter? With writing like "....and I get into MIT...." Friend, you do not 'get into MIT', you are (though I really doubt it unless they have a 'pity policy') 'Accepted by MIT', then you get to Attend and finally, Matriculate.

I went to Princeton, I have two master degrees, one in Business/Finance, the other in Organic Chemistry. After college, I worked on the AMEX for 25 years as a floor trader. I retired at age 45 and bought a plantation in the Appalachians to keep the wife and kids busy. I bought a few semi trucks and travel the US of A. Now what do you do again? Does it have a key sentence like "You want fries with that?"

I think you need to spend less time playing fantasy games and more time of your future.

[BelieverInGod]

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How do you get into MIT (Massachusetts Institute of Technology) without understanding computers? It's not a University it is an INSTITUTE OF TECHNOLOGY!

That would be like someone who burns water going to a chef school.

[Lisa H]

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Ahahahahahahaha x'D That is seriously funny. LOL. ROFL. LMFAO.
I am most certainly smarter than you. All you've got is humor. I've got the humor and the brains, and I don't even have to be overly religious! WIN!

Smart people do not have to brag about being smarter than other people. It is only fools who do.

Why are you going to study at MIT (Melbourne Institute of Technology) when you are Norway. Are there no universities in Norway that want to take you.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: New Metal Band "Greenday" Threatens Our Youth!

Smart people do not have to brag about being smarter than other people. It is only fools who do.

Why are you going to study at MIT (Melbourne Institute of Technology) when you are Norway. Are there no universities in Norway that want to take you.

Oh, he's in Norway AND going to MIT?

Oh my......

Exodus 20:16 Thou shalt not bear false witness.

Exodus 23:1 Thou shalt not raise a false report.

Exodus 23:7 Keep thee far from a false matter.

Proverbs 12:22 Lying lips are an abomination to the Lord.

Revelation 21:8 All liars shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone.