[Lil_Queer_Goth]

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Ever heard of "Faith + 1"? They make cool music with inspirational lyrics.
Example: "I want to walk hand in hand with Jesus on a private beach for two, I want him to nibble on my ear and say:'I'm here for you'"

another example:" I wanna get on my knees and start pleasin' Jesus, I wanna feel his salvation all over my face".

these people will take that the completely wrong way!!!never heard of it by the way!!!

[Lil_Queer_Goth]

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BT, i feel so special! Thank You!!

[Old Iron Crotch]

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these people will take that the completely wrong way!!!never heard of it by the way!!!

Can't be any worse than some of the TC signatures I've seen here:

"Get on your knees and taste the love of Jesus!"
or
"When it comes to salvation, we're full of it!"

But I can say in all sincerity that I love Petal's signature - "Show me thy glory!" with a picture of a cat with its tail in the air.

[Miss Hikari]

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Aah, finally some sane people... Lil_Lolita_Girl21 and Dances with Joy.
BT, my only question is, does god really care if I listen to Dir en Grey or Church music? It's all the same. Notes being played and people singing.

And Peter, Epic. Frikking. Win. for knowing Faith + 1.

And BT, I still have so much music you haven't banned yet.

And being roasted does sound fun. At least all the interesting people will be roasting with me. Group Party in Hell! *serves appetizers and tosses a beach ball*

[Lil_Queer_Goth]

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Oh my goodness!!! Miss Hikari and Dances With Joy are sane!!!!!Still haven't banned any music i listen to BT!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Please see my sermon on the ways in which satan uses rock music to decieve HERE. It just might save you from eternal damnation.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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What has she done wrong? I see no reason to get cross at her.

She's rejected Jesus and all that is good and holy. You'd do well to mind yourself, witch, and remember that you're on a True Christian message board, not some emo gothtard whinefest. When a True Christian is rebuking a vile sinner, if you're not going to fall to your knees and accept the only begotten Son of God's temporary sacrifice, then you should stand out of the way, keep quiet, and hopefully learn a Biblical lesson or two. God obviously brought you here for a reason, and seeing as you refuse to quit your prattling and find Jesus, I can only assume He wants you here to test us.

Nah... My mom was more of a "I don't care when you go to bed, but you better be up by 7 in the morning" type person.

That makes sense. If your mother doesn't care if you get a healthy amount of sleep, why would she care if your soul is adequately prepared for the afterlife? At least she's making it easier for when you finally accept the Lord...

Luke 14:26 If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children,and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.

Not that you're a man (unless you're another one of those disgusting transsickuals), but you get the gist.

[Miss Hikari]

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Please see my sermon on the ways in which satan uses rock music to decieve HERE. It just might save you from eternal damnation.

Sniff... Sniff... There's something in the air... It's a strange aroma... But weirdly familiar... Could it be... B*ll**it?

[roserougesang]

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Sniff... Sniff... There's something in the air... It's a strange aroma... But weirdly familiar... Could it be... B*ll**it?

Bingo!
(Well, that's my opinion at least )

[Miss Hikari]

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Bingo!
(Well, that's my opinion at least )

Lol, glad you agree. I got 5 infraction points cause of that, but I believe it was worth it.

[Brother Temperance]

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Aah, finally some sane people... Lil_Lolita_Girl21 and Dances with Joy.
BT, my only question is, does god really care if I listen to Dir en Grey or Church music? It's all the same. Notes being played and people singing.

That's like asking if God cares whether you pray to Him or Allah. There's an important difference: one option leads to you going to Hell forever, the other doesn't. Think about that.

And Peter, Epic. Frikking. Win. for knowing Faith + 1.

What, so the only thing that impresses you is extensive knowledge of a moronic cartoon show made by Joos to mock Christ? What's wrong with young people today?

And BT, I still have so much music you haven't banned yet.

Friend, as I've said before, we disapprove in the strongest possible terms of ALL music that promotes sodomy and the misuse of horse tranquillizer. That rules out your entire music collection.

And being roasted does sound fun. At least all the interesting people will be roasting with me. Group Party in Hell! *serves appetizers and tosses a beach ball*

Why do I suspect that you'll change your tune when you're being spit-roasted by Beelzebub and Bill Clinton for eternity?

Oh my goodness!!! Miss Hikari and Dances With Joy are sane!!!!!Still haven't banned any music i listen to BT!!!!!!!!!!!!

And you still haven't made a remotely interesting post. Impasse. Looks like the only way to solve this dilemma is if you repent of your sins and get right with Jesus!

[Miss Hikari]

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That's like asking if God cares whether you pray to Him or Allah. There's an important difference: one option leads to you going to Hell forever, the other doesn't. Think about that.

God, Allah, Jehovah, are all one and the same.

What, so the only thing that impresses you is extensive knowledge of a moronic cartoon show made by Joos to mock Christ? What's wrong with young people today?

Does being Christian rob you of a sense of humor?

Friend, as I've said before, we disapprove in the strongest possible terms of ALL music that promotes sodomy and the misuse of horse tranquillizer. That rules out your entire music collection.

Hahahaha... No. That rules out none. The majority of my music is about romance, lost love, and defying authority, and *gasp*I even have some Gospel music on there.

Why do I suspect that you'll change your tune when you're being spit-roasted by Beelzebub and Bill Clinton for eternity?

Personally, in my opinion, hell's not that bad. I think I rather be roasting on a spit, than stuck with you guys for an eternity. That would be hell in it's self.

And you still haven't made a remotely interesting post. Impasse. Looks like the only way to solve this dilemma is if you repent of your sins and get right with Jesus!

Oi! Don't mess with her! She's way more intellegent that any of you crazies. She's got common sense. Something that the majority of you guys seem to be lacking.

[Lil_Queer_Goth]

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God, Allah, Jehovah, are all one and the same.



Does being Christian rob you of a sense of humor?
No way!


Hahahaha... No. That rules out none. The majority of my music is about romance, lost love, and defying authority, and *gasp*I even have some Gospel music on there.

with ya there

Personally, in my opinion, hell's not that bad. I think I rather be roasting on a spit, than stuck with you guys for an eternity. That would be hell in it's self.
definetly

Oi! Don't mess with her! She's way more intellegent that any of you crazies. She's got common sense. Something that the majority of you guys seem to be lacking.

thanks!! you have common sense too!!!!!

[Old Iron Crotch]

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Let me explain to you how being unsaved trash works when you die.

You're dead. Whether due to your own disgusting sinning or the Lords divine will, you are dead. Instantly your soul begin falling towards the black abyss above Hell. The falling seems eternal as you gather speed and the heat begins to grow. Then you notice a red dot below you growing larger by the second, this is the Lake in the center of Hell. It is the brightest point in Hell therefore it is visible for a great distance. Keep in mind that the farther you fall, the further from Christ you are.
As you gain speed and the flames become apparent you may wonder how you can stop this from happening. The answer is simple. It's too late and you can't, you're doomed. Your soul is damned and it WILL happen. The temperature is now approaching the unbearable limit as your flesh begins to smoulder and ignite and you continue to build speed as you plummet toward the now visible boiling Lake of Fire. You can almost make out individual souls thrashing in the magma with your flaming eyesockets. Soon you will join them, your terror mounts as your screams become gargled with the stench of Hells evil smell. The heat becomes excruciating as you notice your skin peeling away and your bones becoming visible and black. Flaming and screaming in anguish, you splashdown into the acidic brimstone of Satans Lake at around 250 MPH. You are instantly vaporized and reformed as a tormented soul writhing in absolute terror in the deafening depths of the Lake that Burns Eternal. The pain is beyond comprehension as you gnash your teeth so hard they shatter in your mouth. Satan periodically plucks you from the flames to savagely rape repeatedly and casually tosses you to his infernal minions to rip apart and rape at will, only to be reformed and have this scenario repeated...over and over and over, forever.
Is it still funny mocking our mission to Save your soul? We want you to enjoy Heaven and eternal praise and worship at the feet of our Saviour the Lord Jesus Christ.

Unless you are Saved™ by Jesus Christ and His Holy website and favorite church, Landover Baptist, there is no other way to avoid this.
Hit that Paypal button at the bottom of this page at once to set up a Salvation™ guaranteeing tithing schedule.
Surrender you soul to Jesus and
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Praise Jesus!

How exaactly does all this happen to a non-corporeal essence? When a person dies, the body is usually embalmed, placed in a lead-lined box, which is bolted shut and buried approximately six feet below the earth's surface, nowhere near the core, which is where I assume you believe your hell to be. Or the body is burned in a crematory and the ashes returned to the family. Either way, there is nothing physical to fall into your fiery lake or for your devil to rape or otherwise harm.

[Brother Temperance]

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God, Allah, Jehovah, are all one and the same.

Friend, God and Satan are not the same thing. This is pretty basic stuff we're dealing with here.

Does being Christian rob you of a sense of humor?

So, when one of your unsaved buddies makes a reference to an unGodly cartoon, it's cause for an "epic frikking", but if a Christian recognises that reference, it's cause for you to insult them even more? Typical lieberal double standards.

Hahahaha... No. That rules out none. The majority of my music is about romance, lost love, and defying authority, and *gasp*I even have some Gospel music on there.

Listen here you awful little emo queen, 99% of those sodomites are probably mewling about other sodomites when they whine on about their "romantic feelings" or "lost love", and authority quite rightly frowns on the misuse of horse tranquillizers, so there goes your argument.

Personally, in my opinion, hell's not that bad. I think I rather be roasting on a spit, than stuck with you guys for an eternity. That would be hell in it's self.

What an original opinion. We've certainly never heard that one before. Why not douse yourself in petrol and set yourself alight right now, if it's so much better than spending time here?

thanks!! you have common sense too!!!!!

If you two want to start up a mutual appreciation society, you're more than welcome to do so, but while you're here using up our bandwidth and exclamation marks, we'd prefer you did so for some reason vaguely connected to Jesus. This is a Church forum, after all.

Either way, there is nothing physical to fall into your fiery lake or for your devil to rape or otherwise harm.

Which is where your immortal soul comes in. Do YOU believe in an afterlife?