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  • Lil_Queer_Goth
    Unsaved trash
     
    • May 2007
    • 57

    #166
    Re: BANNED MUSIC for Teens - List it Here

    Originally posted by Peter View Post
    Ever heard of "Faith + 1"? They make cool music with inspirational lyrics.
    Example: "I want to walk hand in hand with Jesus on a private beach for two, I want him to nibble on my ear and say:'I'm here for you'"

    another example:" I wanna get on my knees and start pleasin' Jesus, I wanna feel his salvation all over my face".
    these people will take that the completely wrong way!!!never heard of it by the way!!!

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    • Lil_Queer_Goth
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      • May 2007
      • 57

      #167
      Re: BANNED MUSIC for Teens - List it Here

      BT, i feel so special! Thank You!!

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      • Old Iron Crotch
        SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
        • May 2007
        • 3056

        #168
        Re: BANNED MUSIC for Teens - List it Here

        Originally posted by Lil_Lolita_Girl21 View Post
        these people will take that the completely wrong way!!!never heard of it by the way!!!
        Can't be any worse than some of the TC signatures I've seen here:

        "Get on your knees and taste the love of Jesus!"
        or
        "When it comes to salvation, we're full of it!"

        But I can say in all sincerity that I love Petal's signature - "Show me thy glory!" with a picture of a cat with its tail in the air.
        Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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        • Miss Hikari
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
          • May 2007
          • 372

          #169
          Re: BANNED MUSIC for Teens - List it Here

          Aah, finally some sane people... Lil_Lolita_Girl21 and Dances with Joy.
          BT, my only question is, does god really care if I listen to Dir en Grey or Church music? It's all the same. Notes being played and people singing.

          And Peter, Epic. Frikking. Win. for knowing Faith + 1.

          And BT, I still have so much music you haven't banned yet.

          And being roasted does sound fun. At least all the interesting people will be roasting with me. Group Party in Hell! *serves appetizers and tosses a beach ball*

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          • Lil_Queer_Goth
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            • May 2007
            • 57

            #170
            Re: BANNED MUSIC for Teens - List it Here

            Oh my goodness!!! Miss Hikari and Dances With Joy are sane!!!!!Still haven't banned any music i listen to BT!!!!!!!!!!!!
            Last edited by Pastor Ezekiel; 05-23-2007, 01:58 AM. Reason: profanity

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78556

              #171
              Re: BANNED MUSIC for Teens - List it Here

              Please see my sermon on the ways in which satan uses rock music to decieve HERE. It just might save you from eternal damnation.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                True Christian™
                • Dec 2006
                • 12414

                #172
                Re: BANNED MUSIC for Teens - List it Here

                Originally posted by roserougesang View Post
                What has she done wrong? I see no reason to get cross at her.
                She's rejected Jesus and all that is good and holy. You'd do well to mind yourself, witch, and remember that you're on a True Christian message board, not some emo gothtard whinefest. When a True Christian is rebuking a vile sinner, if you're not going to fall to your knees and accept the only begotten Son of God's temporary sacrifice, then you should stand out of the way, keep quiet, and hopefully learn a Biblical lesson or two. God obviously brought you here for a reason, and seeing as you refuse to quit your prattling and find Jesus, I can only assume He wants you here to test us.

                Originally posted by Miss Hikari View Post
                Nah... My mom was more of a "I don't care when you go to bed, but you better be up by 7 in the morning" type person.
                That makes sense. If your mother doesn't care if you get a healthy amount of sleep, why would she care if your soul is adequately prepared for the afterlife? At least she's making it easier for when you finally accept the Lord...

                Luke 14:26 If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children,and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.

                Not that you're a man (unless you're another one of those disgusting transsickuals), but you get the gist.
                Posted via Prayer

                1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

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                • Miss Hikari
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                  • May 2007
                  • 372

                  #173
                  Re: BANNED MUSIC for Teens - List it Here

                  Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                  Please see my sermon on the ways in which satan uses rock music to decieve HERE. It just might save you from eternal damnation.
                  Sniff... Sniff... There's something in the air... It's a strange aroma... But weirdly familiar... Could it be... B*ll**it?
                  Last edited by Pastor Ezekiel; 05-23-2007, 04:10 AM. Reason: profanity

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                  • roserougesang
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                    Forum Member
                    • Feb 2007
                    • 418

                    #174
                    Re: BANNED MUSIC for Teens - List it Here

                    Originally posted by Miss Hikari View Post
                    Sniff... Sniff... There's something in the air... It's a strange aroma... But weirdly familiar... Could it be... B*ll**it?
                    Bingo!
                    (Well, that's my opinion at least )
                    "A she-goff who claims to not be a witch is the worst kind of contradiction."

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                    • Miss Hikari
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                      • May 2007
                      • 372

                      #175
                      Re: BANNED MUSIC for Teens - List it Here

                      Originally posted by roserougesang View Post
                      Bingo!
                      (Well, that's my opinion at least )
                      Lol, glad you agree. I got 5 infraction points cause of that, but I believe it was worth it.

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                      • Brother Temperance
                        Senior Usher
                        True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                        A very nice young man
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 15621

                        #176
                        Re: BANNED MUSIC for Teens - List it Here

                        Originally posted by Miss Hikari View Post
                        Aah, finally some sane people... Lil_Lolita_Girl21 and Dances with Joy.
                        BT, my only question is, does god really care if I listen to Dir en Grey or Church music? It's all the same. Notes being played and people singing.
                        That's like asking if God cares whether you pray to Him or Allah. There's an important difference: one option leads to you going to Hell forever, the other doesn't. Think about that.
                        And Peter, Epic. Frikking. Win. for knowing Faith + 1.
                        What, so the only thing that impresses you is extensive knowledge of a moronic cartoon show made by Joos to mock Christ? What's wrong with young people today?
                        And BT, I still have so much music you haven't banned yet.
                        Friend, as I've said before, we disapprove in the strongest possible terms of ALL music that promotes sodomy and the misuse of horse tranquillizer. That rules out your entire music collection.
                        And being roasted does sound fun. At least all the interesting people will be roasting with me. Group Party in Hell! *serves appetizers and tosses a beach ball*
                        Why do I suspect that you'll change your tune when you're being spit-roasted by Beelzebub and Bill Clinton for eternity?
                        Originally posted by Lil_Lolita_Girl21 View Post
                        Oh my goodness!!! Miss Hikari and Dances With Joy are sane!!!!!Still haven't banned any music i listen to BT!!!!!!!!!!!!
                        And you still haven't made a remotely interesting post. Impasse. Looks like the only way to solve this dilemma is if you repent of your sins and get right with Jesus!
                        O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                        God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                        • Miss Hikari
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                          • May 2007
                          • 372

                          #177
                          Re: BANNED MUSIC for Teens - List it Here

                          Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                          That's like asking if God cares whether you pray to Him or Allah. There's an important difference: one option leads to you going to Hell forever, the other doesn't. Think about that.
                          God, Allah, Jehovah, are all one and the same.

                          Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                          What, so the only thing that impresses you is extensive knowledge of a moronic cartoon show made by Joos to mock Christ? What's wrong with young people today?
                          Does being Christian rob you of a sense of humor?

                          Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                          Friend, as I've said before, we disapprove in the strongest possible terms of ALL music that promotes sodomy and the misuse of horse tranquillizer. That rules out your entire music collection.
                          Hahahaha... No. That rules out none. The majority of my music is about romance, lost love, and defying authority, and *gasp*I even have some Gospel music on there.

                          Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                          Why do I suspect that you'll change your tune when you're being spit-roasted by Beelzebub and Bill Clinton for eternity?
                          Personally, in my opinion, hell's not that bad. I think I rather be roasting on a spit, than stuck with you guys for an eternity. That would be hell in it's self.

                          Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                          And you still haven't made a remotely interesting post. Impasse. Looks like the only way to solve this dilemma is if you repent of your sins and get right with Jesus!
                          Oi! Don't mess with her! She's way more intellegent that any of you crazies. She's got common sense. Something that the majority of you guys seem to be lacking.

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                          • Lil_Queer_Goth
                            Unsaved trash
                             
                            • May 2007
                            • 57

                            #178
                            Re: BANNED MUSIC for Teens - List it Here

                            Originally posted by Miss Hikari View Post
                            God, Allah, Jehovah, are all one and the same.



                            Does being Christian rob you of a sense of humor?
                            No way!


                            Hahahaha... No. That rules out none. The majority of my music is about romance, lost love, and defying authority, and *gasp*I even have some Gospel music on there.

                            with ya there

                            Personally, in my opinion, hell's not that bad. I think I rather be roasting on a spit, than stuck with you guys for an eternity. That would be hell in it's self.
                            definetly

                            Oi! Don't mess with her! She's way more intellegent that any of you crazies. She's got common sense. Something that the majority of you guys seem to be lacking.
                            thanks!! you have common sense too!!!!!

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                            • Old Iron Crotch
                              SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
                              • May 2007
                              • 3056

                              #179
                              Re: BANNED MUSIC for Teens - List it Here

                              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                              Let me explain to you how being unsaved trash works when you die.

                              You're dead. Whether due to your own disgusting sinning or the Lords divine will, you are dead. Instantly your soul begin falling towards the black abyss above Hell. The falling seems eternal as you gather speed and the heat begins to grow. Then you notice a red dot below you growing larger by the second, this is the Lake in the center of Hell. It is the brightest point in Hell therefore it is visible for a great distance. Keep in mind that the farther you fall, the further from Christ you are.
                              As you gain speed and the flames become apparent you may wonder how you can stop this from happening. The answer is simple. It's too late and you can't, you're doomed. Your soul is damned and it WILL happen. The temperature is now approaching the unbearable limit as your flesh begins to smoulder and ignite and you continue to build speed as you plummet toward the now visible boiling Lake of Fire. You can almost make out individual souls thrashing in the magma with your flaming eyesockets. Soon you will join them, your terror mounts as your screams become gargled with the stench of Hells evil smell. The heat becomes excruciating as you notice your skin peeling away and your bones becoming visible and black. Flaming and screaming in anguish, you splashdown into the acidic brimstone of Satans Lake at around 250 MPH. You are instantly vaporized and reformed as a tormented soul writhing in absolute terror in the deafening depths of the Lake that Burns Eternal. The pain is beyond comprehension as you gnash your teeth so hard they shatter in your mouth. Satan periodically plucks you from the flames to savagely rape repeatedly and casually tosses you to his infernal minions to rip apart and rape at will, only to be reformed and have this scenario repeated...over and over and over, forever.
                              Is it still funny mocking our mission to Save your soul? We want you to enjoy Heaven and eternal praise and worship at the feet of our Saviour the Lord Jesus Christ.

                              Unless you are Saved™ by Jesus Christ and His Holy website and favorite church, Landover Baptist, there is no other way to avoid this.
                              Hit that Paypal button at the bottom of this page at once to set up a Salvation™ guaranteeing tithing schedule.
                              Surrender you soul to Jesus and
                              JOIN US.
                              Praise Jesus!

                              How exaactly does all this happen to a non-corporeal essence? When a person dies, the body is usually embalmed, placed in a lead-lined box, which is bolted shut and buried approximately six feet below the earth's surface, nowhere near the core, which is where I assume you believe your hell to be. Or the body is burned in a crematory and the ashes returned to the family. Either way, there is nothing physical to fall into your fiery lake or for your devil to rape or otherwise harm.
                              Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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                              • Brother Temperance
                                Senior Usher
                                True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                                A very nice young man
                                True Christian™
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 15621

                                #180
                                Re: BANNED MUSIC for Teens - List it Here

                                Originally posted by Miss Hikari View Post
                                God, Allah, Jehovah, are all one and the same.
                                Friend, God and Satan are not the same thing. This is pretty basic stuff we're dealing with here.
                                Does being Christian rob you of a sense of humor?
                                So, when one of your unsaved buddies makes a reference to an unGodly cartoon, it's cause for an "epic frikking", but if a Christian recognises that reference, it's cause for you to insult them even more? Typical lieberal double standards.
                                Hahahaha... No. That rules out none. The majority of my music is about romance, lost love, and defying authority, and *gasp*I even have some Gospel music on there.
                                Listen here you awful little emo queen, 99% of those sodomites are probably mewling about other sodomites when they whine on about their "romantic feelings" or "lost love", and authority quite rightly frowns on the misuse of horse tranquillizers, so there goes your argument.

                                Personally, in my opinion, hell's not that bad. I think I rather be roasting on a spit, than stuck with you guys for an eternity. That would be hell in it's self.
                                What an original opinion. We've certainly never heard that one before. Why not douse yourself in petrol and set yourself alight right now, if it's so much better than spending time here?
                                Originally posted by Lil_Lolita_Girl21 View Post
                                thanks!! you have common sense too!!!!!
                                If you two want to start up a mutual appreciation society, you're more than welcome to do so, but while you're here using up our bandwidth and exclamation marks, we'd prefer you did so for some reason vaguely connected to Jesus. This is a Church forum, after all.
                                Originally posted by Dances with Joy View Post
                                Either way, there is nothing physical to fall into your fiery lake or for your devil to rape or otherwise harm.
                                Which is where your immortal soul comes in. Do YOU believe in an afterlife?
                                O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                                God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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