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  • OnYourKnees
    On Extended Furlough
    True Christian™
    • Nov 2006
    • 4729

    #136
    Re: BANNED MUSIC for Teens - List it Here

    Originally posted by Lord Lucifer View Post
    Yeah, good one!

    And ban all rap as well, its mainly made by 'cool' fat lazy and god hating afro's anyway.
    I've never seen a hairstyle rap.

    Or perhaps you were making a horrifically racist comment, and referring to all colored folks as nappy-headed?

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    • Bwack Lizard
      Unsaved Trash want to be goth wizard, so scary
      • Jan 2007
      • 116

      #137
      Re: BANNED MUSIC for Teens - List it Here

      Maybe you could try to add black metal to the list.

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      • Brother Temperance
        Senior Usher
        True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
        A very nice young man
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 15621

        #138
        Re: BANNED MUSIC for Teens - List it Here

        Originally posted by Bwack Lizard View Post
        Maybe you could try to add black metal to the list.
        Maybe you could try to make an interesting or thought-provoking thought. Maybe one day you could even attempt to make a post that didn't concern the awful caterwauling of tuneless clowns. Just a thought.
        O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



        God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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        • Bwack Lizard
          Unsaved Trash want to be goth wizard, so scary
          • Jan 2007
          • 116

          #139
          Re: BANNED MUSIC for Teens - List it Here

          I see

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          • roserougesang
            Forum Member
            Forum Member
            • Feb 2007
            • 418

            #140
            Re: BANNED MUSIC for Teens - List it Here

            I personally detest a lot of music being released nowadays but I think it would be ridiculous to ban it, everyone has a different taste in music.
            "A she-goff who claims to not be a witch is the worst kind of contradiction."

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            • Virginia Day Templeton
              Christ's Battle Axe
               
              • Dec 2006
              • 2827

              #141
              Re: BANNED MUSIC for Teens - List it Here

              It's not ridiculous at all. Music is the Devil's favorite medium of expression, and to play it shows contempt for God even when one is not overtly glorifying Beelzebub.

              Isaiah 5:12
              And the harp, and the viol, the tabret, and pipe, and wine, are in their feasts: but they regard not the work of the LORD, neither consider the operation of his hands.


              See? The only music acceptable to God is played by the angels on their trumpets (although it's said to have harmonic structures similar to those found in the work of Wagner and Johnny Rebel). Human hands are designed for work and prayer, period.
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              • roserougesang
                Forum Member
                Forum Member
                • Feb 2007
                • 418

                #142
                Re: BANNED MUSIC for Teens - List it Here

                So, from what you're saying, that the only acceptable music is played by angels on their trumpets, it sounds like the hymns you True Christians sing in church are offensive to God as well.
                "A she-goff who claims to not be a witch is the worst kind of contradiction."

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                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78556

                  #143
                  Re: BANNED MUSIC for Teens - List it Here

                  Originally posted by roserougesang View Post
                  So, from what you're saying, that the only acceptable music is played by angels on their trumpets, it sounds like the hymns you True Christians sing in church are offensive to God as well.
                  You have never been within 100 miles of a Landover Baptist Church, so how would you know what sort of music we play? Nor will you ever be, unless you repent your perverted ways and stop supporting sodomites and witches.

                  I'll tell you this much; Sister BTB and Mother G have voices just like angels when they burst into song every Sunday, GLORY!
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • Lil_Queer_Goth
                    Unsaved trash
                     
                    • May 2007
                    • 57

                    #144
                    Re: BANNED MUSIC for Teens - List it Here

                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                    Oh don't worry harlot. All True Christians™ will hear you roar, wail, scream and thrash as satan tortures you for all eternity. You'll give Jesus a good laugh, thats a promise.

                    Better repent now!
                    you are giving me a good laugh with all these ridiclous posts!! I agree with rose! you have no right to ban music!!

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                    • Miss Hikari
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                      • May 2007
                      • 372

                      #145
                      Re: BANNED MUSIC for Teens - List it Here

                      Well, none of the music I listen to is on there, so I'll just keep listening on. Hurray for obscure music no one's heard of!

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                      • Brother Temperance
                        Senior Usher
                        True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                        A very nice young man
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 15621

                        #146
                        Re: BANNED MUSIC for Teens - List it Here

                        Originally posted by Miss Hikari View Post
                        Well, none of the music I listen to is on there, so I'll just keep listening on. Hurray for obscure music no one's heard of!
                        Friend, we disapprove of all forms of music that promote sodomy and the misuse of horse tranquillizers, and that includes Enter Shikari. Filty Japanee noise like Buck-Tick (Buck-Sick more like) and Dir En Gay is right out.
                        O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                        God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

                        Comment

                        • Pastor Ezekiel
                          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                           
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 78556

                          #147
                          Re: BANNED MUSIC for Teens - List it Here

                          Originally posted by Miss Hikari View Post
                          Well, none of the music I listen to is on there, so I'll just keep listening on. Hurray for obscure music no one's heard of!
                          Have you ever heard of Jesus, or is He too "square" for you teenage chinks?
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • Miss Hikari
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                            • May 2007
                            • 372

                            #148
                            Re: BANNED MUSIC for Teens - List it Here

                            Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                            Friend, we disapprove of all forms of music that promote sodomy and the misuse of horse tranquillizers, and that includes Enter Shikari. Filty Japanee noise like Buck-Tick (Buck-Sick more like) and Dir En Gay is right out.
                            Hmm... Damn, you hit one. I love Dir en Grey. But Buck-Tick sucks in my opinion. And I'm not throwing away all my CDs that I spent my hard earned money on cause you said so! Do you know how much import taxes are nowadays? It's crazy!

                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                            Have you ever heard of Jesus, or is He too "square" for you teenage chinks?
                            For the last time I'm not Chinese! I'm not even full blooded Japanese! Grr...

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                            • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                              Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                              One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                              Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                              True Christian™
                              • Dec 2006
                              • 12414

                              #149
                              Re: BANNED MUSIC for Teens - List it Here

                              Originally posted by Miss Hikari View Post
                              Hmm... Damn, you hit one. I love Dir en Grey. But Buck-Tick sucks in my opinion. And I'm not throwing away all my CDs that I spent my hard earned money on cause you said so! Do you know how much import taxes are nowadays? It's crazy!


                              For the last time I'm not Chinese! I'm not even full blooded Japanese! Grr...
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                              Why do you hate Him? Is it because all He asks of you is to follow a few simple rules? When your parents made you go to bed, did you spit in their eyes?
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                              • roserougesang
                                Forum Member
                                Forum Member
                                • Feb 2007
                                • 418

                                #150
                                Re: BANNED MUSIC for Teens - List it Here

                                Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
                                God created you. He made you out of nothing and gave you life, not just here on Earth, but for eternity. He temporarily sacrificed His only begotten Son to wash away your sins and give you hope for the afterlife. And this is how you replay this most wondrous gift?
                                Why do you hate Him? Is it because all He asks of you is to follow a few simple rules? When your parents made you go to bed, did you spit in their eyes?
                                What has she done wrong? I see no reason to get cross at her.
                                "A she-goff who claims to not be a witch is the worst kind of contradiction."

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