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  • Glendora Christianson
    Spiritual Mother of LBC
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 2329

    #1

    Evil Atheist Music To Avoid!

    The Hell is alive with the sound of music? I think so! Please help us make a Godly list of BANNED MUSIC for folks under 21.
    Jesus - gentle, dependable overnight relief.
  • Brother V
    True Christian™ Nitric Oxide
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 3481

    #2
    Re: BANNED MUSIC for Teens - List it Here

    Brother Temperance and I have done extensive studies on this matter.

    I've come up with the follwing groups that teens (and pretty much anyone for that matter) should never listen to.

    Leftover Crack
    PIG (except maybe Sinsation)
    KMFDM (except maybe Money)
    Dope
    Ministry
    Lard
    1000 Homo Dj's
    Sisters of Mercy
    Faith No More
    Front 242
    Pigface
    Reverend Horton Head (who I will be protestin March 27 at the Highdive in Champaign Il. )
    Muse (damn bunch of atheists!!!)

    the list goes on... and on... and on...

    YIC
    v
    Judges 9:21 And Jotham ran away, and fled, and went to Beer, and dwelt there, for fear of Abimelech his brother.

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    • R-R-R
      Rebuked-Repented-Reborn
      Forum Member
      • Mar 2007
      • 183

      #3
      Re: BANNED MUSIC for Teens - List it Here

      Shouldn't Marylin Manson be on this list as well?
      John 20:29
      Jesus saith unto him, Thomas, because thou hast seen me, thou hast believed: blessed are they that have not seen, and yet have believed.

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      • Rev. Dr. Davidson
        Forum Member
        Forum Member
        • Jan 2007
        • 1439

        #4
        Re: BANNED MUSIC for Teens - List it Here

        Originally posted by R-R-R View Post
        Shouldn't Marylin Manson be on this list as well?
        It'll get there in the master list.
        "If thou buy an Hebrew servant, six years he shall serve: and in the seventh he shall go out free for nothing. . . . And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the manservant's do."
        (Leviticus 21:6-7)

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        • R-R-R
          Rebuked-Repented-Reborn
          Forum Member
          • Mar 2007
          • 183

          #5
          Re: BANNED MUSIC for Teens - List it Here

          I noticed I mistyped the name, it should be 'Marilyn Manson'. Apologies for the inconvenience...
          John 20:29
          Jesus saith unto him, Thomas, because thou hast seen me, thou hast believed: blessed are they that have not seen, and yet have believed.

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          • Larry Lee
            Predestinated Servant of Jesus Christ by the Will of God
            True Christian™ Theologian
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 4464

            #6
            Re: BANNED MUSIC for Teens - List it Here

            Brother Donnie Davies has already done a lot of the heavy lifting on this one and conveniently listed the gay bands that True Christians should avoid, along with the safe bands that edify the spirit (actually some of those "safe bands" look pretty Satanic to me, but I'll let you decide).

            Also, if you haven't heard Brother Davies' beautiful rendition of God Hates Fags, then the Lord has a special blessing waiting for you.
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            • Brother Temperance
              Senior Usher
              True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
              A very nice young man
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 15621

              #7
              Re: BANNED MUSIC for Teens - List it Here

              Originally posted by Brother V View Post
              Brother Temperance and I have done extensive studies on this matter.

              I've come up with the follwing groups that teens (and pretty much anyone for that matter) should never listen to.

              Leftover Crack

              the list goes on... and on... and on...

              YIC
              v
              Also, bear in mind that the Crack Rock Steady 7, Morning Glory, INDK, the Democratic Party and Choking Victim are all known to have strong links to the Leftover Crack "family", and should be avoided at all costs. I'm also surprised Brother V didn't find room to mention the blasphemous Norwegian Combichrist in his list.
              O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



              God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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              • Pastor Ezekiel
                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 78556

                #8
                Re: BANNED MUSIC for Teens - List it Here

                Those "Beatles" still burn my britches for claiming they were better singers than Jesus Christ. I'm glad that God has killed the two worst ones (the avowed communist John Lennin and the avowed Hairy Krisna George Harrisman).

                I hope God will have them turned inside out and dipped in salt for all eternity for being who they were.
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.
                  Scientific Advisor
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 2373

                  #9
                  Re: BANNED MUSIC for Teens - List it Here

                  I don't know, but that filthy nigra "Bob Marley" has always sent shivers down my spine when he butchers the English language in his "songs".
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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78556

                    #10
                    Re: BANNED MUSIC for Teens - List it Here

                    Originally posted by Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S. View Post
                    I don't know, but that filthy nigra "Bob Marley" has always sent shivers down my spine when he butchers the English language in his "songs".
                    Amen Brother. That boy was given brain cancer by Jesus in repayment for his ooga booga chants.

                    In addition to his demonic music and wanton disregard for God's favorite language, he also attempted to popularize a jungle cult called "Rasterfarians" who force their members to ingest huge quantities of illegal narcotics. While they appear to follow the Holy Bible, in fact they follow a niggradized version of the Old Testament.

                    This cult teaches that White Americans are demons and that spear chuckers in africa are God's chosen. How bizarre can you get?
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                      Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                      One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                      Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                      True Christian™
                      • Dec 2006
                      • 12414

                      #11
                      Re: BANNED MUSIC for Teens - List it Here

                      Let's not forget that unGodly wigra, Emandem. It's bad enough he's spreading that vile rap nonsense around tempting more of our children away from Jesus, but he's made me ashamed of my nickname.
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                      • Ixi
                        Wretched Unsaved Goth
                        Ixi, have you done your homework yet?
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 844

                        #12
                        Re: BANNED MUSIC for Teens - List it Here

                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                        Those "Beatles" still burn my britches for claiming they were better singers than Jesus Christ. I'm glad that God has killed the two worst ones (the avowed communist John Lennin and the avowed Hairy Krisna George Harrisman).

                        I hope God will have them turned inside out and dipped in salt for all eternity for being who they were.
                        *gasp* The Beatles were awesome! And if Jesus sang, he would probally suck. Besides, what did the Beatles ever do wrong?
                        A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.

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                        • Bobby-Joe
                          Landover Security Superviser
                          Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                          NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 18405

                          #13
                          Re: BANNED MUSIC for Teens - List it Here

                          Originally posted by Ixi View Post
                          *gasp* The Beatles were awesome! And if Jesus sang, he would probally suck. Besides, what did the Beatles ever do wrong?
                          If Jesus sung He would be perfect! That's why the Joos killed Him; they were jealous of how good he was and his blonde hair.

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                          • Brother Temperance
                            Senior Usher
                            True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                            A very nice young man
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 15621

                            #14
                            Re: BANNED MUSIC for Teens - List it Here

                            Originally posted by Ixi View Post
                            *gasp* The Beatles were awesome! And if Jesus sang, he would probally suck. Besides, what did the Beatles ever do wrong?
                            Other than acting as cheerleaders for the Viet Cong and encouraging a whole generation of youths to turn their backs on God and pollute their brains with chemicals until they were willing to accept ludicrous dothead heresies?

                            Besides, I thought you were supposed to be a goff, surely the Beatles are far too upbeat and happy-clappy for your ungodly tastes?
                            O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                            God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                            • OnYourKnees
                              On Extended Furlough
                              True Christian™
                              • Nov 2006
                              • 4729

                              #15
                              Re: BANNED MUSIC for Teens - List it Here

                              Originally posted by Ixi View Post
                              *gasp* The Beatles were awesome! And if Jesus sang, he would probally suck. Besides, what did the Beatles ever do wrong?
                              What part of:
                              • Blasphemy, claiming they were "bigger than Jesus"
                              • Communism - John Lenin
                              • Hare Krishnaism - George Harrison
                              • Drug promotion - Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds, HELLO?

                              did you not understand?

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