[Roland]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy

ITl;dr

Hi Mr. Proud,

Do you have a favourite Bible verse or anything else of interest you want to share? You can do just that in the Introduction part of this forum.

Hope this helps, Roland

[eggcake]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy

I myself have seen how bad this game is
It is unbelievable that they are allowed to do this
and in full colour too!

[its_faith]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

I have seen a preview of the newest minecraft version and if by chance they haven't offended God by what they have already released they surely have now. Once a player defeats the ender Dragon, which is one of the few good points about this game because we all know about knights in shining armor slaying dragons, they can go into another porthole and into another part of fantasyland and collect a new items called beetroot and some purplish pink colored block that's the most homerish thing I ever saw since Paul Lynde. I think the entire point of this game is to turn kids gay!

[BrethrenMichael]

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Thank you so much for the advice Cranky! I am new here, but now I have just realized how terrible minecraft is. I used to let them play it, but now I have made sure they don't play it by destroying there computers. I torture them everyday for playing it. I am disappointed in myself that I didn't torture them before. It is very effective. Anyway thank you for the the information!

[Alvin Moss]

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Brethren is somewhat out of use, but it is a plural for brother. Are there more than one of you? Legion was an example of one who was many. Are you inhabited by demons?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Thank you so much for the advice Cranky! I am new here, but now I have just realized how terrible minecraft is. I used to let them play it, but now I have made sure they don't play it by destroying there computers. I torture them everyday for playing it. I am disappointed in myself that I didn't torture them before. It is very effective. Anyway thank you for the the information!

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.

[computerdemon]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

I have seen a preview of the newest minecraft version and if by chance they haven't offended God by what they have already released they surely have now. Once a player defeats the ender Dragon, which is one of the few good points about this game because we all know about knights in shining armor slaying dragons, they can go into another porthole and into another part of fantasyland and collect a new items called beetroot and some purplish pink colored block that's the most homerish thing I ever saw since Paul Lynde. I think the entire point of this game is to turn kids gay!

I dont recall that dimension, screenshot please? I'm sure i'll be able to figure it out for you.

[the_lunatic]

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Oh no! 6 ft. tall MEN/WOMEN are putting PIXELATED blocks onto a PIXELATED ground! The horrific and satanic qualities this game has! This clearly means child porn because the CREEPER just happens to look like a penis! What's this? A player HOLDING A PICK-AXE over his beautiful structure that took him months to build? This clearly means he masturbates! God save this PERFECTLY OKAY KID'S GAME!


-The Lunatic's Translation Service

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Oh no! 6 ft. tall MEN/WOMEN are putting PIXELATED blocks onto a PIXELATED ground! The horrific and satanic qualities this game has! This clearly means child porn because the CREEPER just happens to look like a penis! What's this? A player HOLDING A PICK-AXE over his beautiful structure that took him months to build? This clearly means he masturbates! God save this PERFECTLY OKAY KID'S GAME!


-The Lunatic's Translation Service

You seem grumpy, friend.

I know the solution to all your problems.

[computerdemon]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

Oh no! 6 ft. tall MEN/WOMEN are putting PIXELATED blocks onto a PIXELATED ground! The horrific and satanic qualities this game has! This clearly means child porn because the CREEPER just happens to look like a penis! What's this? A player HOLDING A PICK-AXE over his beautiful structure that took him months to build? This clearly means he masturbates! God save this PERFECTLY OKAY KID'S GAME!


-The Lunatic's Translation Service

This.

[computerdemon]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

Let's Begins with why all of this is mostly wrong.

" They even have a specific variant called "Lava Survival" in which children falsely learn it is possible to escape from Hell!"

*It is a mini-game which people play for fun as a challenge and not as a reenactment of trying to escape from hell.

"First of all Minecraft shows us what the world will look like once the evolutionists finally get what they want and start genetically manipulating everything and everyone. This is not outdated software! This is hypermodern brand new software which is specifically designed to look like this! To mock God and His amazing creations everything has been made to look like idiotic cubes. Notice the tree and the pig are both completely made out of cubes! This is what will happen if we allow defying God's creation with genetic manipulation to go on! Minecraft is already manipulating our innocent children into thinking that all this is normal!"

*The reason everything is a cube is to get the feeling of a old retro game, not for evolutionists. Also, manipulating our children? seriously it's just a game.

There is not a single controlled Minecraft environment. Every pedophile can start his own Minecraft server and start luring in hundreds of innocent children. He can first let them build for hours and hours and then threaten to destroy their work unless they do his bidding. The Minecraft term for using children as sex slaves is "griefing". There is no protection whatsoever against pornography inside Minecraft and there is no control over what the inside chat function is used for. Minecraft is web browser based, so every child who can surf the web, can get lured in by an online pedophile. Since every pedophile can start his own Minecraft server, pedophiles can also track down your children using their IP address!

* I don't believe a pedophile would take that much effort just to lure kids in to his server, in order to make a minecraft server you need to pay between $5-$10 every month, hire people to run his server, learn how to using coding in minecraft and make sure the coding and everything is right.

*Griefing is just people breaking other peoples hard work in the game, not to threaten them. also if a guy asked you for your ip adress and he's threatening to destroy it, you can just leave and make your own world and re-build it, minecraft is about building,improving,repairing,surviving and rebuilding. I grief people all the time and kids are smart enough nowadays to realise they're being griefed and to just leave the server for a hour and come back to see if the griefer is gone.

"Walking penises are part of Minecraft porn"

* Those aren't penises, they're monsters, those aren't even the right colored monsters. Those are creepers, the follow the player and when they get close enough to the player they explode and destroy anything surrounding them.

Pornographic drawing made by a child after Minecraft

* Thats a picture you can find anywhere on the internet, highly doubt it was a child that did it too, because they don't even say the gender of the creeper in minecraft, it's genderless.

A Minecraft pupet masturbating over his insane creation, also note the big balls

* He isn't masturbating over his insane creation, he's just admiring it from a far.

*Also the big balls...seriously, might as well go over to the bowling alley and complain that the bowling balls are planting sexual innuendos in our kids minds!

"Minecraft teaches children that you can create your own tools by combining ingredients instead of the American way of ordering online or going to Walmart. It teaches children they can farm their own food instead of teaching them the American way of going to McDonald's. It teaches them to waste huge amounts of time on making their own buildings instead of the American way of buying a house with borrowed money! It teaches children to be creative instead of watching commercials on television! All this clearly damages and ultimately destroys the American economy! It can be no coincidence that this game was created while Obama is in office"

*You saying kids are destroying the economy by building houses with their own hands, by going camping or hunting or anything active and exciting, your saying they should be lazy and get fat, you even said "teaches children they can farm their own food instead of teaching them the American way of going to McDonald's" How do you think the food for McDonald's comes from? From FARMERS who farm their own food, then sell them.

It is clear why Satan worshipers all over the world love Minecraft

* That is a emoticon he just wanted to rebuild in minecraft

More Satanic Minecraft

* That is a texture pack, why is that satanic? OH SCARY PUMPKINS!!! those are just regular minecraft pumpkins with a halloween texture pack on to look like halloween pumpkins.

I have to say, ask anyone, even Obama and they'll say: " it's just a videogame."

I like to masturbate to minecraft and imagine the giant penis I made is tearing at my rectum

[Cranky Old Man]

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I like to masturbate to minecraft and imagine the giant penis I made is tearing at my rectum

This makes me sad. Why do you hate Jesus so much? What did He ever to do you?

Don't you want your rectum to be filled with the love of Jesus instead? He did bother to die for you.

[James Hutchins]

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I like to masturbate to minecraft and imagine the giant penis I made is tearing at my rectum

I am at a loss for words. Never, in all my years reaching out to young people to share the touch of Jesus have I read anything so utterly disturbing.
Psalm 34:17-20
17 The righteous cry, and the Lord heareth, and delivereth them out of all their troubles.
18 The Lord is nigh unto them that are of a broken heart; and saveth such as be of a contrite spirit.
19 Many are the afflictions of the righteous: but the Lord delivereth him out of them all.
20 He keepeth all his bones: not one of them is broken.


Matthew 17:14-20
14 And when they were come to the multitude, there came to him a certain man, kneeling down to him, and saying,
15 Lord, have mercy on my son: for he is lunatick, and sore vexed: for ofttimes he falleth into the fire, and oft into the water.
16 And I brought him to thy disciples, and they could not cure him.
17 Then Jesus answered and said, O faithless and perverse generation, how long shall I be with you? how long shall I suffer you? bring him hither to me.
18 And Jesus rebuked the devil; and he departed out of him: and the child was cured from that very hour.
19 Then came the disciples to Jesus apart, and said, Why could not we cast him out?
20 And Jesus said unto them, Because of your unbelief: for verily I say unto you, If ye have faith as a grain of mustard seed, ye shall say unto this mountain, Remove hence to yonder place; and it shall remove; and nothing shall be impossible unto you.


Isaiah 43
43 But now thus saith the Lord that created thee, O Jacob, and he that formed thee, O Israel, Fear not: for I have redeemed thee, I have called thee by thy name; thou art mine.
2 When thou passest through the waters, I will be with thee; and through the rivers, they shall not overflow thee: when thou walkest through the fire, thou shalt not be burned; neither shall the flame kindle upon thee.
3 For I am the Lord thy God, the Holy One of Israel, thy Saviour: I gave Egypt for thy ransom, Ethiopia and Seba for thee.
4 Since thou wast precious in my sight, thou hast been honourable, and I have loved thee: therefore will I give men for thee, and people for thy life.
5 Fear not: for I am with thee: I will bring thy seed from the east, and gather thee from the west;
6 I will say to the north, Give up; and to the south, Keep not back: bring my sons from far, and my daughters from the ends of the earth;
7 Even every one that is called by my name: for I have created him for my glory, I have formed him; yea, I have made him.
8 Bring forth the blind people that have eyes, and the deaf that have ears.
9 Let all the nations be gathered together, and let the people be assembled: who among them can declare this, and shew us former things? let them bring forth their witnesses, that they may be justified: or let them hear, and say, It is truth.
10 Ye are my witnesses, saith the Lord, and my servant whom I have chosen: that ye may know and believe me, and understand that I am he: before me there was no God formed, neither shall there be after me.
11 I, even I, am the Lord; and beside me there is no saviour.
12 I have declared, and have saved, and I have shewed, when there was no strange god among you: therefore ye are my witnesses, saith the Lord, that I am God.
13 Yea, before the day was I am he; and there is none that can deliver out of my hand: I will work, and who shall let it?
14 Thus saith the Lord, your redeemer, the Holy One of Israel; For your sake I have sent to Babylon, and have brought down all their nobles, and the Chaldeans, whose cry is in the ships.
15 I am the Lord, your Holy One, the creator of Israel, your King.
16 Thus saith the Lord, which maketh a way in the sea, and a path in the mighty waters;
17 Which bringeth forth the chariot and horse, the army and the power; they shall lie down together, they shall not rise: they are extinct, they are quenched as tow.
18 Remember ye not the former things, neither consider the things of old.
19 Behold, I will do a new thing; now it shall spring forth; shall ye not know it? I will even make a way in the wilderness, and rivers in the desert.
20 The beast of the field shall honour me, the dragons and the owls: because I give waters in the wilderness, and rivers in the desert, to give drink to my people, my chosen.
21 This people have I formed for myself; they shall shew forth my praise.
22 But thou hast not called upon me, O Jacob; but thou hast been weary of me, O Israel.
23 Thou hast not brought me the small cattle of thy burnt offerings; neither hast thou honoured me with thy sacrifices. I have not caused thee to serve with an offering, nor wearied thee with incense.
24 Thou hast bought me no sweet cane with money, neither hast thou filled me with the fat of thy sacrifices: but thou hast made me to serve with thy sins, thou hast wearied me with thine iniquities.
25 I, even I, am he that blotteth out thy transgressions for mine own sake, and will not remember thy sins.
26 Put me in remembrance: let us plead together: declare thou, that thou mayest be justified.
27 Thy first father hath sinned, and thy teachers have transgressed against me.
28 Therefore I have profaned the princes of the sanctuary, and have given Jacob to the curse, and Israel to reproaches.

[FNAFanatic]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

Minecraft is a very fun and addicting game. Many people do, however, sexualize the mobs and give it a "porn" like taste but other than that it's quite fun. Even if you think some hate it, it could be of use to make a server yourself and maybe build a chapel?
My friend decided to do this and had quite a few friends join in for prayer and it could be of use to you in some way?

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

Minecraft is a very fun and addicting game. Many people do, however, sexualize the mobs and give it a "porn" like taste but other than that it's quite fun. Even if you think some hate it, it could be of use to make a server yourself and maybe build a chapel?
My friend decided to do this and had quite a few friends join in for prayer and it could be of use to you in some way?

Of course Minecraft is fun. So is rape, killing Christians with bazookas and anal sex. That's the entire point. If it's fun you shouldn't do it. If it's in The Bible you should do it. Amazingly simple.