[MinecraftLOL]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy

People are laughing and hating us on the internet? GOOD.

1st John 3:13 Marvel not, my brethren, if the world hate you.

Luke 6:22 Blessed are ye, when men shall hate you, and when they shall separate you from their company, and shall reproach you, and cast out your name as evil, for the Son of man's sake.

Job 12:4 I am as one mocked of his neighbour, who calleth upon God, and he answereth him: the just upright man is laughed to scorn.


We are indeed blessed by your persecution. While you may laugh at us for the couple dozen years we are alive, once you are thrown into the Lake of Fire for all of eternity, we'll be laughing you for all of eternity as well. Sounds like a good deal to me.

lololololol
>my face when there is no "lake of fire."

And Reverend Rodimer: I wish not to come to your religion. You people are tormented by the faith you claim is your salvation.

You're all also incredibly gay.

P.S. I love how the admins put my profile picture as some fat guy?
This site is hilarious, more websites should take after you guys.
Like this thing? ---->
Classy as f*** bro.
Every site should have that emoticon.
This one really made me lol;
And what does a pirate have to do with this website?
Or an old guy with a sweet stache?
I don't know why you would make a smiley made specifically for letting people know that you know they used sarcasm? Why not just tell them?
But this is my favorite, my almighty overlord;
HAIL SATAN.

[Som dude from Norway]

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No, of course not. God creates evil.

2 Kings 6:33 Behold, this evil is of the Lord.
Isaiah 45:7 I ... create evil.
Lamentations 3:38 Out of the mouth of the most High proceedeth not evil and good?
Amos 3:6 Shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?

God creates evil and man created God. Prove me wrong

[Levi Jones]

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God creates evil and man created God. Prove me wrong

Easy..

Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

[Som dude from Norway]

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Easy..

Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

The bible was written by people. Therefore its not solid evidence

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy

The bible was written by people. Therefore its not solid evidence

The Bible is the Word of God(r). We know it because it tells us.

2nd Timothy 3:16 All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:

2 Peter 1:21 For the prophecy came not in old time by the will of man: but holy men of God spake as they were moved by the Holy Ghost.

Habakkuk 2:2 And the LORD answered me, and said, Write the vision, and make it plain upon tables, that he may run that readeth it.
(God told the prophet what to write.)

Jeremiah 36:2 Take thee a roll of a book, and write therein all the words that I have spoken unto thee against Israel, and against Judah, and against all the nations, from the day I spake unto thee, from the days of Josiah, even unto this day.
(God told the prophet what to write.)

[Lisa H]

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The bible was written by people. Therefore its not solid evidence

Using you logic then nothing will be solid evidence.

[Levi Jones]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy

The bible was written by people. Therefore its not solid evidence

Read this excellent sermon on proof of God. Thank me later.

[Som dude from Norway]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy

Read this excellent sermon on proof of God. Thank me later.

So because it's impossible to disprove, you are certain that it exist?
I got this hat that kills dinosaurs. You can't disprove it because there is no dinosaurs to test it on. So that makes it true

[Levi Jones]

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So because it's impossible to disprove, you are certain that it exist?

Even if I wasn't, isn't it safer to believe and follow every word of the Bible? If I'm wrong, nothing happens. If you are wrong, you burn for all eternity.

I got this hat that kills dinosaurs. You can't disprove it because there is no dinosaurs to test it on. So that makes it true

Because you say so? Don't be ridiculous. We are talking about the inerrant Word of God here not the word of some crazed God mocker on the internet.

[James Dewitt]

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So because it's impossible to disprove, you are certain that it exist?
I got this hat that kills dinosaurs. You can't disprove it because there is no dinosaurs to test it on. So that makes it true

What a maroon, a hat is an inanimate object! That ranks right up there with the idiots of the world that claim GUNS kill people. OH shit look out there is a gun on the table, it might shoot us, what a maroon.

[Lisa H]

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So because it's impossible to disprove, you are certain that it exist?
I got this hat that kills dinosaurs. You can't disprove it because there is no dinosaurs to test it on. So that makes it true

What a silly thing to say. Everyone knows dinosaurs were killed off in the great flood. Dinosaurs never wore hats anyway.

[MinecraftLOL]

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What a silly thing to say. Everyone knows dinosaurs were killed off in the great flood. Dinosaurs never wore hats anyway.

Please telling me that you are joking?
You don't think that they were killed in the great flood do you?
It was the same meteorite that created the gulf of mexico and the moon.

Also, he was mocking you people because your whole faith is based on "YOU CAN'T PROVE A THING AGAINST IT!"
The bible was written by man. It is not the word of god, it is the word of man.

Man I hit the jackpot finding this forum, it's so funny. Going through this place is just.... Thank you guys. You have made my life come to fruition.

P.S. Sorry about the whole "Hail satan" thing mister moderator sir. I didn't mean nothing by it.

[Meek and Humble]

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Please telling me that you are joking?
You don't think that they were killed in the great flood do you?
It was the same meteorite that created the gulf of mexico and the moon.

Also, he was mocking you people because your whole faith is based on "YOU CAN'T PROVE A THING AGAINST IT!"
The bible was written by man. It is not the word of god, it is the word of man.

Man I hit the jackpot finding this forum, it's so funny. Going through this place is just.... Thank you guys. You have made my life come to fruition.

P.S. Sorry about the whole "Hail satan" thing mister moderator sir. I didn't mean nothing by it.

If you don't believe that dinosaurs were killed in the flood, you are just ignorant.

You can read all about it here: There Go the Dinosaurs

Also, a meteorite didn't create the moon. God created it on the 4th day of existence. The moon anyway is not a rock, it is just a bright light in the sky, so I don't see how a meteorite could create it.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

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Please telling me that you are joking?
You don't think that they were killed in the great flood do you?
It was the same meteorite that created the gulf of mexico and the moon.

The Bible mentions dinosaurs, but obviously doesn't use the word "dinosaur" since that wasn't coined until the mid-19th century, but there are numerous references to dragons, serpents, leviathans, and other beasts. For example, the famous Behemoth in Job 40:15-17 sounds like a description of a Brontosaurus (as seen in Jurassic Park).



Time and time again, scientists are re-discovering what the Bible has already told us. That is why there is no greater scientific manual to understanding the world than the AV1611 King James Bible.

[MinecraftLOL]

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If you don't believe that dinosaurs were killed in the flood, you are just ignorant.

You can read all about it here: There Go the Dinosaurs

Also, a meteorite didn't create the moon. God created it on the 4th day of existence. The moon anyway is not a rock, it is just a bright light in the sky, so I don't see how a meteorite could create it.

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHA!
Man, you guys just don't give up. You'll keep linking me to these sources that I'm just expected to believe because it's on the internet?
And I'm the stupid one.

And the moon is just light? Are you mistaking that for the SUN possibly?
Even the sun has mass, for it is a super dense ball of gas, not even light.
The moon is most certainly a rock, as men have set foot on it.
I'm guessing you also believe the earth is flat?

I assume that I'll be banned soon, so I wanna say this:
You people are scared by those that can actually think, hence the reason you choose to silence them when they appear.
One day you'll all die, and you'll have only left an imprint of hatred on this earth, and people won't remember you for anything that the lonely, pathetic people you actually are. And you won't be laughing from the heavens.
You'll be nothing more than dust in the wind.

DUN DUN DUDUDUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUNDUNDUDN
DUSTTTTTTT IN THE WINDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD.

Terrible song, amirite?
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