[simple-minded sem]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy

Okay guys,

Let me get 1 thing straight, the ''walking penises'' everyone is complaining about are called CREEPERS. They are 4 legged green creatures. The picture Cranky Old Man had posted was a very very old design of what they could have possible looked like.

This is what creepers look like in Minecraft now:

[PORNOGRAPHY DELETED]


I really don't see any similarity's with a penis at all.

The only thing CREEPERS do is explode when they get to close.

With this I hope the fake penis part of Minecraft is now closed

[simple-minded sem]

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aww you guys are just awful! you won't even give me a chance to prove I am right! If you continue to act like this you'll look more like a dictation instead of a church. So once again: Creepers arent penises!

[Born Again Bob]

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why wouldn't you want to be in Israel or yemen where Jesus came from.

Dear Friend,

Yemen?

YIH,
BAB (Yemen, he said! )

[scott_j_watson]

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And yet you can't figure out that the plural of "penis" is "penises", because you spend all your time playing a game involving defending yourself from attempted rape by dismembered penises instead of studying.

Pathetic.

Actually the correct spelling is 'penes' from Latin only although the icorrect spelling 'penises' is often used.

Dear Friend,

Yemen?

YIH,
BAB (Yemen, he said! )

Yes, I was meaning the middle east in general.

[scott_j_watson]

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Actually the correct spelling is 'penes' from Latin only although the icorrect spelling 'penises' is often used.



Yes, I was meaning the middle east in general.

I meant to say 'incorrect' not 'icorrect'

"Allah, al-Watan, ath-Thawrah, al-Wahdah"

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I meant to say 'incorrect' not 'icorrect'

"Allah, al-Watan, ath-Thawrah, al-Wahdah"

Bye witch.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Actually the correct spelling is 'penes' from Latin only although the icorrect spelling 'penises' is often used.

We're not writing in Latin, Papist.

In Modern English, the plural of "penis" is "penises".

[Zoomrock]

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This has to be a joke, right?
Like Westboro baptist?
Please tell me this is a joke.

I cant even imagine that people could be this ignorant, i mean, look at the medals that you wear next to your names.
This has to be a joke.

Just by the medals, you guys are going against scripture that you were quoting in previous posts.
Hypocrites.

If this isnt a joke, i fear for the future of humanity if there are really people like this.

If you really need me to i can put the fake ideas that minecraft is pornographic to rest, but it might be hard when i put down iignorance and am met with more ignorance.

[Zoomrock]

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Having read this thread and once been a minecraft player i realize the evil which this game promotes and i would like to say well done to cranky old man.

HAHA, you get on his account and change what people say, right before he's banned? If anyone couldnt see that this happened or thought that anyone wouldnt notice it would be amazing.

This place is full of hypocrites, semi-quoters, racists, and true ignorance.

Praying for people to be hurt (i would have quoted it but it's on a different page)? Mature, also christianlike.

And really? You think the bible must have a direct quote for anything to be fact? So i guess oxygen doesnt exist, its just air? And also, to immediately shoot down future ramblings about the previous sentence, no one said this, i was making an inference to the stupidity of believing nothing but the bible.

Also, the green grass this with a body and four legs is a penis? Is that honestly what you're trying to say? I guess a giraffe is a penis too? The fact that you saw this this and thought of a penis, and that people completely agree with the original post, without any opinion of their own, is disturbing.

[BelieverInGod]

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This has to be a joke, right?
Like Westboro baptist?
Please tell me this is a joke.

So you think all Bible believing churches are "a joke"? We don't have anything to do with the liebral Westbro. I can respect their view on Homers, but they allow Shirley to preach, act like a man, and in fact pretty much be the matriarch of the family. Also old Fred is a card carrying Demoncrat. and they hate America

I cant even imagine that people could be this ignorant, i mean, look at the medals that you wear next to your names.
This has to be a joke.

We're as serious as the fires of Hell that are waiting for you.

Just by the medals, you guys are going against scripture that you were quoting in previous posts.
Hypocrites.

Please point out how we are going against scripture. Unlike the fuzzy Bunny's who "will not endure sound doctrine; but after their own lusts shall they heap to themselves teachers, having itching ears" ( 2nd Timothy 4:3 ) We follow the ENTIRE KJV1611 BIBLE.

If this isnt a joke, i fear for the future of humanity if there are really people like this.

Oh, I can understand your fear. I mean if we get control and bring the laws back under God's Holy Law you won't last very long, will you.

If you really need me to i can put the fake ideas that minecraft is pornographic to rest, but it might be hard when i put down iignorance and am met with more ignorance.

Well don't let the door hit you on the way out. We just give you the Truth of the Bible, it's up to you and Jesus whether you accept it or not.

[Zoomrock]

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So you think all Bible believing churches are "a joke"? We don't have anything to do with the liebral Westbro. I can respect their view on Homers, but they allow Shirley to preach, act like a man, and in fact pretty much be the matriarch of the family. Also old Fred is a card carrying Demoncrat. and they hate America


We're as serious as the fires of Hell that are waiting for you.


Please point out how we are going against scripture. Unlike the fuzzy Bunny's who "will not endure sound doctrine; but after their own lusts shall they heap to themselves teachers, having itching ears" ( 2nd Timothy 4:3 ) We follow the ENTIRE KJV1611 BIBLE.


Oh, I can understand your fear. I mean if we get control and bring the laws back under God's Holy Law you won't last very long, will you.


Well don't let the door hit you on the way out. We just give you the Truth of the Bible, it's up to you and Jesus whether you accept it or not.

Really close to my opinion, yet another miss.

This was barely a response.

Someone quoted something about not spilling another's blood, but even you have a medal that says "most obedient" and has a face with bruises and bumps all over it. While bruises dont actually spill blood, it's obvious what i mean

No, i just fear how fast the world would collapse if people went on pure beliefs and no hard fact, and you can spout how the bible is fact at me, but the bible is not the economy or government or engineering or architecture or really anything that is needed in society aside from good morals (when taken in the right way) and menial labor.

Spouting scripture and putting down every other race is not truth, please look into you definitions of truth.

[Zechariah Smyth]

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Really close to my opinion, yet another miss.

This was barely a response.

Someone quoted something about not spilling another's blood, but even you have a medal that says "most obedient" and has a face with bruises and bumps all over it. While bruises dont actually spill blood, it's obvious what i mean

No, i just fear how fast the world would collapse if people went on pure beliefs and no hard fact, and you can spout how the bible is fact at me, but the bible is not the economy or government or engineering or architecture or really anything that is needed in society aside from good morals (when taken in the right way) and menial labor.

Spouting scripture and putting down every other race is not truth, please look into you definitions of truth.

Wait...you COLOR-CODED your response? What are you, some kind of rainbow-worshiping queer?



YiC,

Z. Smyth

[Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson]

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HAHA, you get on his account and change what people say, right before he's banned? If anyone couldnt see that this happened or thought that anyone wouldnt notice it would be amazing.

We didn't touch it. Many people come around to Jesus on their own accord.

[BlueFool]

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You have your opinions, but Notch isnt promoting satanism or anything else. he made a sandbox game. that's all it is. it's a way for people to be creative. It's just for fun.

Creepers arent giant penises, theyre a failed pig model that notch decided to use as one of the monsters that inhabit the game. they have an upright body and 4 legs and are green.

I don't see how this topic is NOT someone trolling, because honestly, these are some completely outrageous claims.

And I mean this with all due respect. This is my opinion and I am entitled to it.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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You have your opinions, but Notch isnt promoting satanism or anything else. he made a sandbox game. that's all it is. it's a way for people to be creative. It's just for fun.

Creepers arent giant penises, theyre a failed pig model that notch decided to use as one of the monsters that inhabit the game. they have an upright body and 4 legs and are green.

I don't see how this topic is NOT someone trolling, because honestly, these are some completely outrageous claims.

And I mean this with all due respect. This is my opinion and I am entitled to it.

Dear BlueFool;

We are not at all interested in your unsaved opinions. You, on the other hand should be desperately interested in every word uttered by a True Christian(tm), as we represent the only hope you have of attaining eternal Salvation through Christ's blood.

Go back and read this thread from the start. Then go make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.