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  • #1336
    Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy

    Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
    Do you seriously maintain you can sexually gratify yourself by anally sodomizing yourself with a watermelon? The whole point is the vegetable is convenient for anal sodomy.
    I know it is shocking Brother, but according to my research this is standard gauge for a liberal in the 2010s.
    The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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    • #1337
      Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy

      I said it would make just as much sense.
      Not that I try to shove a watermelon up my ass.

      Besides, if you're saying a cucumber is designed for pleasuring yourself - why did "god" make it?

      Seeing as you're all so against masturbation.

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      Also, you guys should check out this game called SATANIC NAME DELETED
      It's available through steam (LINK DELETED) and I believe it only costs $10.

      You can find it www.biblegateway.com

      I can't wait to see what you guys come up with on the "scriptural" stuff.
      Last edited by Meek and Humble; 03-11-2011, 03:20 PM.

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      • #1338
        Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy

        Originally posted by ThermalSloth View Post
        Not that I try to shove a watermelon up my ass.
        I am glad to hear that.

        Besides, if you're saying a cucumber is designed for pleasuring yourself - why did "god" make it?
        You need to read this: Cucumbers prove God EXISTS!
        5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
        To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
        James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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        • #1339
          Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy

          Hey all, just wanted to ask, is this a joke site?
          A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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          • #1340
            Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy

            Originally posted by zackabba View Post
            Hey all, just wanted to ask, is this a joke site?
            No!!!!!!!!!!!!!

            Are you a troll?
            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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            • #1341
              Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy

              Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
              No!!!!!!!!!!!!!

              Are you a troll?
              No...I'm just a follower of Christ. It's just that a lot of things on here don't seem to be very Christian.
              A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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              • #1342
                Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy

                Originally posted by zackabba View Post
                No...I'm just a follower of Christ. It's just that a lot of things on here don't seem to be very Christian.
                Who are you to exercise your own judgment?
                The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                • #1343
                  Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy

                  Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
                  Who are you to exercise your own judgment?
                  I am a nobody without Christ. I just go by what His Word says.
                  A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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                  • #1344
                    Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy

                    Originally posted by zackabba View Post
                    I am a nobody without Christ. I just go by what His Word says.
                    But you have yet to refer a single Word of God.

                    What have we done that is un-Christian?

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                    • #1345
                      Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy

                      Originally posted by zackabba View Post
                      I am a nobody without Christ. I just go by what His Word says.
                      You mean like these?

                      Them that sin rebuke before all, that others also may fear.--1 Tim 5:20

                      Suppose ye that I am come to give peace on earth? I tell you, Nay; but rather division.--Luke 12:51

                      But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me.--Luke 19:27
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • #1346
                        Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy

                        ARE YOU KIDDING ME? Is this website a joke? Am I getting punk'd, or, are people somewhere really as ignorant as this forum leads me to believe. It can't be possible. Where's Ashton? Someone show me where the cameras are hidden, I give up... This is VERY funny to read and I subscribed just to tell whoever is responsible for this that if they were to make a sitcom I can assure you it would be gold. Maybe call it 'Cranky Grandpa vs. The World' or something. You crazy people just keep doing what you're doing, the rest of the world is laughing. How did you guys even find the internet? ALSO! This ***SMUT REMOVED***is FVCKING TITTIES!





                        Hah. Smiley jesus is indifferent to your concerns.
                        Last edited by Wide-Open; 03-12-2011, 11:35 AM. Reason: Smut removed
                        Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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                        • #1347
                          Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy

                          Originally posted by craftingmines View Post
                          ARE YOU KIDDING ME? Is this website a joke? Am I getting punk'd, or, are people somewhere really as ignorant as this forum leads me to believe. It can't be possible. Where's Ashton? Someone show me where the cameras are hidden, I give up... This is VERY funny to read and I subscribed just to tell whoever is responsible for this that if they were to make a sitcom I can assure you it would be gold. Maybe call it 'Cranky Grandpa vs. The World' or something. You crazy people just keep doing what you're doing, the rest of the world is laughing. How did you guys even find the internet? ALSO! This ***SMUT REMOVED***is FVCKING TITTIES!





                          Hah. Smiley jesus is indifferent to your concerns.
                          Since when is eternal salvation a joke? Why do you hate God?
                          The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                          • #1348
                            Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy

                            WTF? Are you fucking kidding me? is this forum serious? oh my god,Minecraft doesn't make the people do that,i play minecraft and i don't do that! oh god,you are so fuckin' crazy,i mean,a game can't do that(except polybius)...
                            I'm not an atheist,I believe in God, is that the pope is a hypocrite

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                            • #1349
                              Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy

                              Originally posted by Laureano9 View Post
                              WTF? Are you piffleing kidding me? is this forum serious? oh my god,Minecraft doesn't make the people do that,i play minecraft and i don't do that! oh god,you are so pifflein' crazy,i mean,a game can't do that(except polybius)...
                              I'm not an atheist,I believe in God, is that the pope is a hypocrite
                              Ha! Minecraft it's just a game, God made you a Sex Slave!! I have the answer: NO GOD, NO VIRGIN , NO CHURCH...

                              And if you say so, you are too RACIST, and you dont even respect human beings!

                              God doesnt exist to me, and you know what? I am not going to hell because It doesnt exist, WHERE IS YOUR GOD KNOW??????

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                              • #1350
                                Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy

                                Originally posted by zackabba View Post
                                I am a nobody without Christ.
                                The truest thing you have said on these forums. You are a nobody, and you are without Christ.

                                I just go by what His Word says.
                                I really wish this was the truth. Unfortunately, you have already revealed that you disagree with God on the most important issues. Enjoy Hell, retard.
                                The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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