[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy

Do you seriously maintain you can sexually gratify yourself by anally sodomizing yourself with a watermelon? The whole point is the vegetable is convenient for anal sodomy.

I know it is shocking Brother, but according to my research this is standard gauge for a liberal in the 2010s.

[ThermalSloth]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy

I said it would make just as much sense.
Not that I try to shove a watermelon up my ass.

Besides, if you're saying a cucumber is designed for pleasuring yourself - why did "god" make it?

Seeing as you're all so against masturbation.

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Also, you guys should check out this game called SATANIC NAME DELETED
It's available through steam (LINK DELETED) and I believe it only costs $10.

You can find it www.biblegateway.com

I can't wait to see what you guys come up with on the "scriptural" stuff.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy

Not that I try to shove a watermelon up my ass.

I am glad to hear that.

Besides, if you're saying a cucumber is designed for pleasuring yourself - why did "god" make it?

You need to read this: Cucumbers prove God EXISTS!

[zackabba]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy

Hey all, just wanted to ask, is this a joke site?

[James Hutchins]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy

Hey all, just wanted to ask, is this a joke site?

No!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Are you a troll?

[zackabba]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy

No!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Are you a troll?

No...I'm just a follower of Christ. It's just that a lot of things on here don't seem to be very Christian.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy

No...I'm just a follower of Christ. It's just that a lot of things on here don't seem to be very Christian.

Who are you to exercise your own judgment?

[zackabba]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy

Who are you to exercise your own judgment?

I am a nobody without Christ. I just go by what His Word says.

[Meek and Humble]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy

I am a nobody without Christ. I just go by what His Word says.

But you have yet to refer a single Word of God.

What have we done that is un-Christian?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy

I am a nobody without Christ. I just go by what His Word says.

You mean like these?

Them that sin rebuke before all, that others also may fear.--1 Tim 5:20

Suppose ye that I am come to give peace on earth? I tell you, Nay; but rather division.--Luke 12:51

But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me.--Luke 19:27

[craftingmyowndemise]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy

ARE YOU KIDDING ME? Is this website a joke? Am I getting punk'd, or, are people somewhere really as ignorant as this forum leads me to believe. It can't be possible. Where's Ashton? Someone show me where the cameras are hidden, I give up... This is VERY funny to read and I subscribed just to tell whoever is responsible for this that if they were to make a sitcom I can assure you it would be gold. Maybe call it 'Cranky Grandpa vs. The World' or something. You crazy people just keep doing what you're doing, the rest of the world is laughing. How did you guys even find the internet? ALSO! This ***SMUT REMOVED***is FVCKING TITTIES!





Hah. Smiley jesus is indifferent to your concerns.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy

ARE YOU KIDDING ME? Is this website a joke? Am I getting punk'd, or, are people somewhere really as ignorant as this forum leads me to believe. It can't be possible. Where's Ashton? Someone show me where the cameras are hidden, I give up... This is VERY funny to read and I subscribed just to tell whoever is responsible for this that if they were to make a sitcom I can assure you it would be gold. Maybe call it 'Cranky Grandpa vs. The World' or something. You crazy people just keep doing what you're doing, the rest of the world is laughing. How did you guys even find the internet? ALSO! This ***SMUT REMOVED***is FVCKING TITTIES!





Hah. Smiley jesus is indifferent to your concerns.

Since when is eternal salvation a joke? Why do you hate God?

[Laureano9]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy

WTF? Are you fucking kidding me? is this forum serious? oh my god,Minecraft doesn't make the people do that,i play minecraft and i don't do that! oh god,you are so fuckin' crazy,i mean,a game can't do that(except polybius)...
I'm not an atheist,I believe in God, is that the pope is a hypocrite

[Cacaman]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy

WTF? Are you piffleing kidding me? is this forum serious? oh my god,Minecraft doesn't make the people do that,i play minecraft and i don't do that! oh god,you are so pifflein' crazy,i mean,a game can't do that(except polybius)...
I'm not an atheist,I believe in God, is that the pope is a hypocrite

Ha! Minecraft it's just a game, God made you a Sex Slave!! I have the answer: NO GOD, NO VIRGIN , NO CHURCH...

And if you say so, you are too RACIST, and you dont even respect human beings!

God doesnt exist to me, and you know what? I am not going to hell because It doesnt exist, WHERE IS YOUR GOD KNOW??????

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy

I am a nobody without Christ.

The truest thing you have said on these forums. You are a nobody, and you are without Christ.

I just go by what His Word says.

I really wish this was the truth. Unfortunately, you have already revealed that you disagree with God on the most important issues. Enjoy Hell, retard.