[TheKorshan]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy

You're right. I saw my older brother play Minecraft. It's not actually meant to be bad. Also it does have some stuff to prove god. In minecraft you can make a teleporter to hell and there everyone is suffering and evil demons are suffering as they are pushed into lava and fire. Not only that but there are huge demons that can kill you in one hit to show you how bad hell is

[Xenon Freek]

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wow, just wow. I literally laughed when i saw that picture of the minecraft guy standing there looking at his creation, and the caption read "a minecraft puppet masturbating over his insane creation"

seriously, how do you consider that MASTURBATING!?!?!?!?! Hes just STANDING THERE and you think hes MASTURBATING!!!!! unless you're joking, but ive seen how ridiculous your other posts are so I don't know

And of course, you interpreted the balls in a perverted way too.

[Cranky Old Man]

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wow, just wow. I literally laughed when i saw that picture of the minecraft guy standing there looking at his creation, and the caption read "a minecraft puppet masturbating over his insane creation"

seriously, how do you consider that MASTURBATING!?!?!?!?! Hes just STANDING THERE and you think hes MASTURBATING!!!!!

Why else would he be standing there?

unless you're joking, but ive seen how ridiculous your other posts are so I don't know

Joking? Of course not! This game is pure evil! And my posts are never ridiculous!

And of course, you interpreted the balls in a perverted way too.

How else would one interpret big balls?

[Areyouadultingme?]

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"Minecraft teaches children that you can create your own tools by combining ingredients instead of the American way of ordering online or going to Walmart. It teaches children they can farm their own food instead of teaching them the American way of going to McDonald's. It teaches them to waste huge amounts of time on making their own buildings instead of the American way of buying a house with borrowed money! It teaches children to be creative instead of watching commercials on television! All this clearly damages and ultimately destroys the American economy! It can be no coincidence that this game was created while Obama is in office!"

Are you flipping kidding me?
How do you think those tools are produce you dumb f**k? They are made by combining ingredients!
The american way of going to McDonalds? How f**king dumb are you? So by your logic, if a person eats anywhere other then McDonalds that makes them an enemy of america and god. Well sorry i want to eat a home cooked meal you re**rds. "It teaches children to be creative instead of watching commercials on television!" Oh My F**KING GOD! ARE YOU SERIOUSLY THAT F**KING DUMB? HOW IS BEING CREATIVE A BAD THING! ARE YOU SUGGESTING EVERYONE NEEDS TO THINK WHAT THEY ARE TOLD AND DO AS THEY TOLD? Because if you do it's nice to know communism is still alive a kicking you f**king pieces of garbage!

[Cursed]

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"Minecraft teaches children that you can create your own tools by combining ingredients instead of the American way of ordering online or going to Walmart. It teaches children they can farm their own food instead of teaching them the American way of going to McDonald's. It teaches them to waste huge amounts of time on making their own buildings instead of the American way of buying a house with borrowed money! It teaches children to be creative instead of watching commercials on television! All this clearly damages and ultimately destroys the American economy! It can be no coincidence that this game was created while Obama is in office!"

Are you flipping kidding me?
How do you think those tools are produce you dumb f**k? They are made by combining ingredients!
The american way of going to McDonalds? How f**king dumb are you? So by your logic, if a person eats anywhere other then McDonalds that makes them an enemy of america and god. Well sorry i want to eat a home cooked meal you re**rds. "It teaches children to be creative instead of watching commercials on television!" Oh My F**KING GOD! ARE YOU SERIOUSLY THAT F**KING DUMB? HOW IS BEING CREATIVE A BAD THING! ARE YOU SUGGESTING EVERYONE NEEDS TO THINK WHAT THEY ARE TOLD AND DO AS THEY TOLD? Because if you do it's nice to know communism is still alive a kicking you f**king pieces of garbage!

Hello, and welcome to God's Favorite Forum!

I think perhaps you are from Africa or some other post-apocalyptic wasteland, and you don't know what "manners" are. Let me introduce you to them.

This website is owned by Landover Baptist Forum; Cranky Old Man is a True Christian and member of the church. This forum is our internet home, where we discuss the 1611 King James Bible and enjoy fellowship.

You are a guest here. In civilized society, the guest is always polite to their host, even if they strongly disagree; for the guest is grateful for their repast (in this case, the forum) and in full knowledge of the fact that they would demand the same courtesy should they ever be the host.

Do you see? This is our home, you should be polite, just as you would expect others to be polite to you in your home, even if they think you are an ignorant savage of no redeeming value whatsoever.

Are you a rampaging mindless gorilla without social graces, or a civilized human being? Please try again.

[Areyouadultingme?]

the fact that you assume that a person who uses curse words, and as you said it, with no manners, is from Africa is truly offensive to African people. You are saying every human being in Africa has no manners. That is beyond rude, before you tell someone to get/use manners, you need to Karen some yourself. As well, just because I threw in curse words to show my distaste for your clearly idiotic views does not make me a mindless gorilla with no social graces. The fact that you use this speech to avoid answering the questions I have asked you and replying to the statements I have made shows me that you agree with what I have said, realize how your views (not at all questioning whether god is real or not) are clearly wrong. I am glad to see another ignorant human being coming to terms with a little thing I like to call reality.
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[Cursed]

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the fact that you assume that a person who uses curse words, and as you said it, with no manners, is from Africa is truly offensive to African people. You are saying every human being in Africa has no manners. That is beyond rude, before you tell someone to get/use manners, you need to Karen some yourself.

This is my home, you pin-headed scut, not yours. Don't you tell me what to do in my own home! Do you understand that, simpleton?

As well, just because I threw in curse words to show my distaste for your clearly idiotic views does not make me a mindless gorilla with no social graces.

Yes it does. Cursing someone and insulting their intelligence in their own home when you're an uninvited guest is the antithesis of social graces, you filthy piece of garbage.

If you don't believe me, go ahead and ask anyone else on earth that's wearing clothes and not masturbating.

Make sure you quit masturbating before asking them; you probably don't know this (being a thick-browed gorilla), but civilized people also think of public masturbation as rude.

The fact that you use this speech to avoid answering the questions I have asked you and replying to the statements I have made shows me that you agree with what I have said, realize how your views (not at all questioning whether god is real or not) are clearly wrong.

No it doesn't, if you believe this then you are a retard.

None of your questions will be answered until you are properly respectful to us as an uninvited guest in our home. Now mind your manners when speaking to your betters, or slink back to the morass you crawled out of.

I am glad to see another ignorant human being coming to terms with a little thing I like to call reality.

The reality is you will get NOTHING you ask for until you learn to behave yourself, you grubby little turd gobbler.

[simple-minded sem]

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Bullseye!! Awesome reply dude!

[Areyouadultingme?]

So you tell me that a uncivilized person use cursewords then you go ahead start using them to insult my intelligence. Sorry but that screams hypocrisy. Now please tell me what it is with masturbation with you guys. Why are you obsessed with it? You just assume everyone is some gorilla masturbating if they don share your views. Now before you continue to tell me I am uncivilized, pay attention to what I have said and what you are about to say. You start insulting my intelligence and anything else about me and you're just like one of these masturbating gorillas you are obsessed with.
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[Cursed]

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So you tell me that a uncivilized person use cursewords then you go ahead start using them to insult my intelligence. Sorry but that screams hypocrisy.

It would only be hypocritical if we bashed into YOUR internet home and started insulting you, you big dummy.

Now please tell me what it is with masturbation with you guys. Why are you obsessed with it? You just assume everyone is some gorilla masturbating if they don share your views.

You are obviously ignorant of what unsaved trash post here all day, hundreds of times a day. If only you would think before you speak!

Now before you continue to tell me I am uncivilized, pay attention to what I have said and what you are about to say. You start insulting my intelligence and anything else about me and you're just like one of these masturbating gorillas you are obsessed with.

I'll stop insulting your intelligence the second it dawns on you that you are a guest here. If you would like to have a civil conversation, you only have one option... BE CIVIL.

You can introduce yourself in the aptly named introduction forum. Let us know what church you attend, your favorite Bible verse, and how you came to find Jesus! After we get to know you, our little dirty uninvited guest, perhaps we could have a nice, dignified discussion.

[Areyouadultingme?]

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You idiots are impossible to talk to, go fuck yourselves. You think you're hot shit but you guys are the scum of the internet. I did some research on you guys. You're a church in fucking Iowa and you think your hot shit? FAIL you guys are so retarded that i am baffled by your stupidity. I tried to reason with you but apparently being civil is not civil enough for you dipshits. So i'm done have fun in fantasy land but try not to spread your disease anywhere other then Iowa.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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I did some research on you guys. You're a church in piffleing Iowa and you think your hot shit?

So in other words, in addition to being a liberal elitist this loser likes to sign up on forums to start swearing at and insulting the people there without knowing anything about them first?

Typical.

[IliveINaIGLOO]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy

I like Minecraft. Pedophiles dont run childrens lives on it either

[Ieatdog]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy

This is the most ignorant thing I have ever read.
Minecraft is an innocent childrens game, there is NOTHING wrong with it.
Christians like you make me sick to my stomach.
Unless you're just trolling and trying to get attention, I feel sorry for you.
It's people like you that make Christianity look even more stupid than it already is.
Now, read on as I tear your post apart.

We will start with: Defying God by promoting genetic manipulation!
-You say it is "To mock God and His amazing creations everything has been made to look like idiotic cubes."
The problem with this is that it's an INDIE GAME, which means that it's made from a low budget and the developer didn't have much money at the time.
However, the game is very popular now and I'm sure he's made much more money since then. I know for a fact he has MY money because I LOVE the game.
-You go on to say: "Minecraft is already manipulating our innocent children into thinking that all this is normal!"
Not even mentally retarded children with downs would believe that it's normal, however the same can't be said of you, obviously.


Next up is: Turning children into sex slaves, or "griefing" as they call it.
You said: "There is not a single controlled Minecraft environment. Every pedophile can start his own Minecraft server and start luring in hundreds of innocent children. He can first let them build for hours and hours and then threaten to destroy their work unless they do his bidding. The Minecraft term for using children as sex slaves is "griefing". There is no protection whatsoever against pornography inside Minecraft and there is no control over what the inside chat function is used for. Minecraft is web browser based, so every child who can surf the web, can get lured in by an online pedophile. Since every pedophile can start his own Minecraft server, pedophiles can also track down your children using their IP address!"
-First thing wrong is that the enviroment IS controlled, if you play single player. You decide what's built and what's not built.
You say that every pedophile can start his own server, just like any pedophile can start his own post on this ignorant forums, how do we know if YOU'RE a pedophile? Now, I'm not pointing fingers, or accusing, I'm simply stating that they could be ANYWHERE ON THE INTERNET.
You continue to ramble on about "griefing". That doesn't do ANYTHING to make a child a sex slave. If you don't want your buildings destroyed, don't take the risk of playing online. Stick with single player and build away.
You state that every child can get lured in by an online pedophile. Once again, the same could be said about this same website and any other website.
As far as the IP address goes, anyone who is fairly skilled with a computer can do that regardless of whether or not they play Minecraft.

Next is the: Walking penis.
-Are you kidding me? That looks nothing like a penis and you simply make it out to be one because of your SICK PERVERTED MIND.

The: Pornographic Drawing.
-Please, prove to me that a child drew that. I beg you.

Next up: A Minecraft pupet masturbating over his insane creation, also note the big balls.
-Once again, a product of your nasty, sick, perverted mind.

Let's move onto: Destroying our economy!
-You say the "American" way is to ordering online or going to Walmart." Instead of working to make one yourself. This, good sir, simply proves you are a lazy man who would rather go buy something instead of putting work into making something yourself. Pathetic.
-Next, you said "it teaches children they can farm their own food instead of teaching them the American way of going to McDonald's." I honestly laughed at that, you're probably an obese old man who eats fast good everday and will soon suffer from a heart attack. Please tell me, what is wrong with farming your own food? It tastes better and is better for your health than the processed shit most Americans eat.
-The rest of the post is just ignorant. I feel that you're just an ignorant man with nothing to do with your time, it's sad, really.

And finally: It is clear why Satan worshipers all over the world love Minecraft.
-Please tell me, being very knowledgeable in LaVayan Satanism, I don't see it. I simply see someones product that they built and put hard work into.

-Also, since the pumpkins are Satanic, I assume you think Halloween is Satanic too hmm? If you have children I feel sorry for them, they are probably sheltered badly because of you.



Now that I'm finished tearing into your ignorant attempt at showing that a harmless game is evil, I will sit back and laugh at all you pathetic Christians who will try to prove me wrong and tell me that "You're going to hell! Uh-oh! You've been a bad boy!". Well that's fine, I'll be sitting at the left hand of Satan while he shreds your bodies and tortures you all for eternity. Hey, maybe if I'm lucky, he'll let ME give it a shot.

If I were Jesus, I'd climb off the cross and beat you all to death with it.

[Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson]

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tl:dr

Now that I'm finished tearing into your ignorant attempt at showing that a harmless game is evil, I will sit back and laugh at all you pathetic Christians who will try to prove me wrong and tell me that "You're going to hell! Uh-oh! You've been a bad boy!". Well that's fine, I'll be sitting at the left hand of Satan while he shreds your bodies and tortures you all for eternity. Hey, maybe if I'm lucky, he'll let ME give it a shot.

If I were Jesus, I'd climb off the cross and beat you all to death with it.

At least you believe in God and Jesus. I suppose that is some silver lining in your otherwise hateful rant.