[simple-minded sem]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy

A FRESH START!

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=60878

READ PLZ

[Meek and Humble]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy

So what exactly are you trying to say??? Men + flowers = Gay? or something?

Well let me tell you this: when my girl friend and I celebrated our 5 years together I bought her some ice cream and FLOWERS. Does this mean I'm gay? Or did I forget something very important in your posts?

Oh dear. You should get into Betty Bowers B.A.S.H. program (Baptists Are Saving Homosexuals), a guaranteed treatment for homosexualism disease. The fact that you tried to get a girlfriend is a good sign. One day, you might even feel attracted to her.

Do it quickly before you catch AIDS!

[ThermalSloth]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy

Oh dear. You should get into Betty Bowers B.A.S.H. program (Baptists Are Saving Homosexuals), a guaranteed treatment for homosexualism disease. The fact that you tried to get a girlfriend is a good sign. One day, you might even feel attracted to her.

Do it quickly before you catch AIDS!

Do you actually believe you automatically get aids for being a homosexual?

[Meek and Humble]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy

Do you actually believe you automatically get aids for being a homosexual?

Believe? It's a FACT!

AIDS : THE FACTS - 101 ways YOU could catch the AIDS!

[ThermalSloth]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy

Believe? It's a FACT!

AIDS : THE FACTS - 101 ways YOU could catch the AIDS!

I am so sorry for you guys.
Really.

I can't imagine what it's like to live with beliefs such as these,
and believing aids is magically put into you once you become a homosexual.

I'm not homosexual myself, but damn.. I feel sorry for you guys.

[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy

I am so sorry for you guys.
Really.

I can't imagine what it's like to live with beliefs such as these,
and believing aids is magically put into you once you become a homosexual.

I'm not homosexual myself, but damn.. I feel sorry for you guys.

Why feel sorry for True Christians™? We are guaranteed eternal life in Heaven with Jesus, as the queers fry in Hell.

Your pity should be for the unrepentant sodomite that chose to be a foul and wicked pervert rather than walk with Jesus Christ.

Decisions have consequences, my friend.

In Christ

[ThermalSloth]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy

Why feel sorry for True Christians™? We are guaranteed eternal life in Heaven with Jesus, as the queers fry in Hell.

Your pity should be for the unrepentant sodomite that chose to be a foul and wicked pervert rather than walk with Jesus Christ.

Decisions have consequences, my friend.

In Christ

Because you guys are blindly following something that's written,
without any scientific proof.

I've accepted that there is no god, there is no heaven or hell, and there is no satan.
If I die, I will be gone, I won't have any impact on anything anymore.
Just my body that will rot away, or be incinerated.

Personally I believe that anyone who believes in a heaven and hell or reincarnation is simply afraid to die.

Also, I like how your title says "Touching Men, Women and Children".

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy

Because you guys are blindly following something that's written,
without any scientific proof.

We have scientific proof, as for example presented here.

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=51193

Or here

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=20053

and here

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?p=609033

So wrap you mouth around these posts Mr "I am not a homosexual" and try to claim God doesn't exist.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy

I feel sorry for you guys.

That is very kind of you. To reward your kindness I will not laugh at you the first 5 minutes you are in Hell. After that Jesus and I will be laughing and laughing while you get burned all nice and crispy.

[ThermalSloth]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy

We have scientific proof, as for example presented here.

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=51193

Or here

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=20053

and here

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?p=609033

So wrap you mouth around these posts Mr "I am not a homosexual" and try to claim God doesn't exist.

#1 First Cause.
There is no first cause without God. As Thomas Aquinas said "Nothing is caused by itself. Every effect has a prior cause. This leads to a regress. This has to be terminated by a first cause, which we call God." God, by definition is the creator of the universe. Obviously the universe has a creator so therefor God exists.

There's nothing scientific about this, granted everything needs a prior cause, this still doesn't prove that "god" created everything.
After reading this I couldn't be bothered to read the rest, since basically everything falls back to this statement.


About the second link, that's just bollocks.
You can copy and paste that post and replace "cucumber" with "watermelon" and it would make just as much sense.

About the third link, the only valid point I see there is #4.
And still, that's not even a good point.

try to claim God doesn't exist.

God doesn't exist, and if you don't agree with me then you shall burn in all of hell.
Of course, hell doesn't exist.

See what I just did there?
That's the same logic you guys are using.

[ThermalSloth]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy

That is very kind of you. To reward your kindness I will not laugh at you the first 5 minutes you are in Hell. After that Jesus and I will be laughing and laughing while you get burned all nice and crispy.

Cheers, let's assume hell exists for a moment.

If everybody who sins goes to hell..
Heaven would be empty.

Besides, all the hot chicks would be in hell too.
And if I'm following the rules you guys are following,
I'm going to find myself a nice family with a hot daughter to rape.
I mean, I'll only have to pay her father $190 to marry me - and she can't do anything about it.

I think I'll convert from Atheism.






Haha, no.
I'm off to bed now though, it's 01:20 here. (in the morning, for those of you who don't use the 24-hour clock.)

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy

I couldn't be bothered to read the rest

Why am I not surprised?

You can copy and paste that post and replace "cucumber" with "watermelon" and it would make just as much sense.

How big is your behind?

[ThermalSloth]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy

Why am I not surprised?

I don't know, why aren't you?

How big is your behind?

Because that's where you want to stick it?

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy

Cheers, let's assume hell exists for a moment.

If everybody who sins goes to hell..
Heaven would be empty.
)

Friend,

You clearly don't understand The Message of Christianity. Let me explain:

EVERYONE deserves Hell. You, me, EVERY man, women and child exist should go there and be damned for eternal torment for the crime of existing because EVERYONE is that evil. However the good news is God sent His only son to take our punishment for us in an incredible act of unconditional love. Now those who accept Jesus sacrifice and turn their lives over to Christ will be saved and go to Heaven.

Do you understand this? This is standard Christian doctrine.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy

There's nothing scientific about this, granted everything needs a prior cause, this still doesn't prove that "god" created everything.
After reading this I couldn't be bothered to read the rest, since basically everything falls back to this statement.

So you are to close minded to read the observations the question then. Typical.

About the second link, that's just bollocks.
You can copy and paste that post and replace "cucumber" with "watermelon" and it would make just as much sense.

Do you seriously maintain you can sexually gratify yourself by anally sodomizing yourself with a watermelon? The whole point is the vegetable is convenient for anal sodomy.

About the third link, the only valid point I see there is #4.

Thank you, God exists and Atheism is wrong, but we both knew that already.