Super Mario Galaxies: a homosexual recruiting tool!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Super Mario Galaxies: a homosexual recruiting tool!

and i can take a random number of letters from any page on this board and firmly state that you people worship Satan. does that make it so? no ofcourse not.

when will you people actually learn? first it was the oh so dreaded rock and roll, then it was the blasphemous dancing and now the game companies are trying to turn all the children in to gays. for what reason may i ask?

what profit would they ever get from making kids turn gay? do gays play games more then straight people? no they actually play less games then us straight people do. so a financial profit is surely not it.

don't you people have better ways to spend your time other then trying to save the world from things that is clearly not real.

dont get me wrong. i'm all for making he world a happy place. but isn't there enough REAL threats out there? do you have to make things up to?

i don't really expect this post to be allowed to stay as i clearly do not agree with you. but atleast give it 1 second of thought. i'm quite certain you wont lose your spot in heaven because of it.

i'l pop by later on to see if you actually dare to take the argument or not and actually discuss this (and by discussion i actually mean just that, not random quotes from the Bible). i don't expect it but i hope so.

and no, i'm not gay.

Mr. Mathias, as a True Christian™ Pastor, I assure you that we have more experience in all things demonic than you might. We know what causes normal people (yes, even babies!) to turn queer. It is our Christian duty to help steer depraved scum away from Godless eurotrash perversion and back towards Christ's Saving Grace.

Have you ever even opened a Bible, Matty? Do you know what awaits you if you continue in your depravity? Eternal damnation, that's what!

[Thorgald]

Re: Super Mario Galaxies: a homosexual recruiting tool!

and i can take a random number of letters from any page on this board and firmly state that you people worship Satan. does that make it so? no ofcourse not.

when will you people actually learn? first it was the oh so dreaded rock and roll, then it was the blasphemous dancing and now the game companies are trying to turn all the children in to gays. for what reason may i ask?

what profit would they ever get from making kids turn gay? do gays play games more then straight people? no they actually play less games then us straight people do. so a financial profit is surely not it.

don't you people have better ways to spend your time other then trying to save the world from things that is clearly not real.

dont get me wrong. i'm all for making he world a happy place. but isn't there enough REAL threats out there? do you have to make things up to?

i don't really expect this post to be allowed to stay as i clearly do not agree with you. but atleast give it 1 second of thought. i'm quite certain you wont lose your spot in heaven because of it.

i'l pop by later on to see if you actually dare to take the argument or not and actually discuss this (and by discussion i actually mean just that, not random quotes from the Bible). i don't expect it but i hope so.

and no, i'm not gay.

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Re: Super Mario Galaxies: a homosexual recruiting tool!

"U R MR GAY" there it is, clear as day. And look at the other perversions in this image: note the sparkling stuff that is flowing from Mario's rectum: is this a "creampie" image, with Mario's bottom overflowing with "fairy dust"? Or is it some sort of enema reference?

And look at the lower-righthand-corner, right above the Nintendo logo, where you will see an object entering what is clearly a rectum.

And look at the Wii logo, it is clearly a reference to double-penetration. the W looks like the backbone of a skinny "twink" bending over, while the two...Other objects....Are so obvious I don't even have to mention it.



Update: As usual, our standing for morality has resulted in our being persecuted by the enemies of family values. One particular slur that is thrown at us a lot is "extremist". READ THIS IF YOU THINK WE ARE EXTREME.

Another Update: Now the Jews have joined the Japanese Jihad against the American family. They too are making video games for the unAmerican anti-family Wii system. Take a look at this concept video for a game currently under development:

[Virginia Day Templeton]

Re: Super Mario Galaxies: a homosexual recruiting tool!

BREAKING NEWS!

A subliminal message that CONVINCES CHILDREN THEY ARE HOMOSEXUALS has been found on the cover of "Super Mario Galaxy."

This means that our youth will be turned into sodomites without even having to play the game!

See it for yourself. The design has been rendered in monochrome in this picture except for the letters which are touching starsâ€"the message is unmistakable!

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

UPDATE! SUPER MARIO SLUGGERS: HOMOSEXUAL RECRUITERS HIT AGAIN!


Dear Friends,

Nintendo has released a new video game for it's "Wii" system called "Super Mario Galaxies". At first glance, the video game seems like an innocent bit of fun, a nice way to keep the kids inside, and therefore away from the legions of drug-pushers, pedophiles, and terrorists that lurk in America's parks, schools, and pretty much everywhere outside of gated communities.

On closer inspection, however, it becomes obvious that this game is just another homosexual recruiting tool made by the neo-sodomites of Ninendo, from that cesspool of cultural pollution, Japan.

I would go into more graphic detail about the horrors contained in this example of secular-tolerance-run-amuck, but here's some screenshots from the game that make my case better than anything I can write:




Here is the cover art that comes on the box. Note that Mario is not only portrayed as gay, but as "bottom" gay:



Here is the concept art for the game:



Mario also may not be as explicit as rap music in it's pro-drug propaganda, but the messages are there: Mario gains strength by eating "Magic Mushrooms" and bright poppies, the flowers which heroin is made from. No doubt the use of drugs is intended to dull the pain children suffer while being sodomized.

Friends, the homosexual agenda must be stopped! We have tried tolerance. We have tried to "see it their way". We have prayed that it would "just be a fad". But it's not. They're here, they're queer, and they want your children!






See also:

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• Pokemon: (aka Poke-a-man) still a threat to families
• Warning! Wii platform creates Wii-tards!
• ALERT: "Wii" is Oriental for "I'm Having an Orgasm!"
• Gametard veteran attacks the Holy KJV!
• HALO III: Recruiting Muslims and pagans
• PROOF that Yu-gi-oh leads to human sacrifice!
• Sex in Video Game Makes Waves Through Industry
• Jesus Kills Boy Over Wiii
• Pray for McCain-Lieberman: the ultimate anti-gamer administration!