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  • #1501
    Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

    Originally posted by Mark L. Snyde, PhD View Post

    As a True Christian, I will never have need for surgery. Jesus protects us from bodily afflictions.
    so any "true christian" cant be hurt by anything? so what makes a true christian then? going to church all the time? spreading the word of god? i know for sure a true christian wouldnt make up stuff in the bible (i.e the top of this page)

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    • #1502
      Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

      Originally posted by Nightrift1 View Post
      so any "true christian" cant be hurt by anything? so what makes a true christian then? going to church all the time? spreading the word of god? i know for sure a true christian wouldnt make up stuff in the bible (i.e the top of this page)
      We cannot be harmed by anything evil, but we certainly are not immune from God's plans if He decides His harming us would be beneficial to said plans. A True Christian(tm) would of course welcome being made to suffer by God.

      In short, a True Christian(tm) has accepting the hematological gift of Christ, and follows God's Word to the letter.

      I'm not sure to what you are referring as you did not use the quote feature and this is a new page, but I implore, even dare you to show where any True Christian(tm) has falsely quoted The Word of God(tm).
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      I Kings 7:23

      And he made a moulten Sea, ten cubites from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, & his height was fiue cubits: and a line of thirtie cubites did compasse it round about.

      New here? Desiring to be pleasing in the eyes of The Lord and His Followers?

      Then do as directed by our esteemed Pastors and head on over to the Introductions subforum and make your first post there, friend. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus. Anything else you want to share with us about how Jesus has blessed you is welcomed too.

      Are you a hater of God that believes He is a morally bankrupt monster? Read Why, you ask, is God so angry? to see that it is in fact you that is the monster that mercilessly and infinitely torments God.

      Stop this relentless torturing of God and accept Jesus today!

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      • #1503
        Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

        up at the top of the website (is that better?) were it says "show jesus how much you love him by liking landover baptist church on facebook", that was not in the bible yet you people say it is

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        • #1504
          Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

          Originally posted by Nightrift1 View Post
          up at the top of the website (is that better?) were it says "show jesus how much you love him by liking landover baptist church on facebook", that was not in the bible yet you people say it is
          That is not a quoting of verse, but rather a suggestion, followed by a verse offered for edification or further reading. The commandment from God to be followed in this case is:

          Hebrews 13:17 (1611 King James Bible)

          Obey them that haue the rule ouer you, and submit your selues: for they watch for your soules, as they that must giue account, that they may doe it with ioy, and not with griefe: for that is vnprofitable for you.
          Our Pastors have directed us to do something, and as followers of God's Word, we are directed to do as they direct as they are directly directed by God Himself. So, to disobey our Pastors is the same as disobedience to God.
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          I Kings 7:23

          And he made a moulten Sea, ten cubites from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, & his height was fiue cubits: and a line of thirtie cubites did compasse it round about.

          New here? Desiring to be pleasing in the eyes of The Lord and His Followers?

          Then do as directed by our esteemed Pastors and head on over to the Introductions subforum and make your first post there, friend. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus. Anything else you want to share with us about how Jesus has blessed you is welcomed too.

          Are you a hater of God that believes He is a morally bankrupt monster? Read Why, you ask, is God so angry? to see that it is in fact you that is the monster that mercilessly and infinitely torments God.

          Stop this relentless torturing of God and accept Jesus today!

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          • #1505
            Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

            Originally posted by Mark L. Snyde, PhD View Post
            That is not a quoting of verse, but rather a suggestion, followed by a verse offered for edification or further reading.


            what revelations 21:8 says

            "But the cowardly, the unbelieving, the vile, the murderers, the sexually immoral, those who practice magic arts, the idolaters and all liars—they will be consigned to the fiery lake of burning sulfur. This is the second death.”

            what you people say it says

            "show jesus how much you love him by liking landover baptist church on facebook"

            the second one seems more like you're telling people that if they dont like your facebook they dont like jesus

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            • #1506
              Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

              Originally posted by Nightrift1 View Post
              the second one seems more like you're telling people that if they dont like your facebook they dont like jesus
              Son, you've been confused by the muddled up so-called "logic" of atheopaths who would sooner deliver you straight into Satan's kinky leather and spike bound boudoir than to open their eyes and see the Truth©. The fact is, one cannot simply pretend that what they do and say and think is acceptable to the LORD, and thereby offers them admittance into Heaven. This isn't Disney Land we're talking about. No unclean thing can enter Heaven (Revelation 21:27), regardless of whether or not the thing knows it's unclean.

              In the same way a loving mother will hold her toddler's hand when he wants desperately to run across the busy street to look at a cute puppy, so to does the True Christian™ hold the sinner's hand who wants desperately to run across the Field of Sin to pursue the kind of deviant homosexual perversions that would make your grandmother cry, vomit, and cry some more. Liking our facebook page leads one to one the very information they need to avoid the pitfalls of sin. Eventually, the fool's disgusting, sin-encrusted heart will be open just enough to invite the LORD JESUS CHRIST in. Now, don't you think eternal life is worth a tiny little click, or do you hate people being happy? Do you hate puppies, too?
              Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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              • #1507
                Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

                Originally posted by Nightrift1 View Post
                the second one seems more like you're telling people that if they dont like your facebook they dont like jesus
                Duh! Even a 2 year old child could figure this one out. We have a Facebook page that praises Jesus over and over again. Everyone who refuses to like that page clearly hates Jesus and will burn in Hell. It's the same with my insightful Twitter feed.
                5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                • #1508
                  Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

                  Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                  Duh! Even a 2 year old child could figure this one out. We have a Facebook page that praises Jesus over and over again. Everyone who refuses to like that page clearly hates Jesus and will burn in Hell. It's the same with my insightful Twitter feed.
                  i think god could careless if you liked a facebook page to him

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                  • #1509
                    Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

                    Originally posted by Nightrift1 View Post
                    i think god could careless if you liked a facebook page to him
                    So why don't you start forum of your own sharing your opinion on various subjects, and try to find someone that cares?

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                    • #1510
                      Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

                      TF2- The pic on the 1st post depicts characters that could be used in a Homosexual manner. But the quote "Get behind me Doctor!" being a hint of Homosexuality? Really? Isn't the Medic supposed to be the weakest in terms of combat effectiveness? Isn't the Medic supposed to be protected? How is a sentence reflecting common roles of a Medic Homosexual?

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                      • #1511
                        Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

                        Originally posted by aQuestion View Post
                        TF2- The pic on the 1st post depicts characters that could be used in a Homosexual manner. But the quote "Get behind me Doctor!" being a hint of Homosexuality? Really? Isn't the Medic supposed to be the weakest in terms of combat effectiveness? Isn't the Medic supposed to be protected? How is a sentence reflecting common roles of a Medic Homosexual?
                        i might add that they have never even played the game and they are basing everything off of a picture

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                        • #1512
                          Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

                          Originally posted by Nightrift1 View Post
                          i might add that they have never even played the game and they are basing everything off of a picture
                          Do I have to commit murder in order to know it is wrong (unless directed by God or one of the Pastors here)?
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                          I Kings 7:23

                          And he made a moulten Sea, ten cubites from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, & his height was fiue cubits: and a line of thirtie cubites did compasse it round about.

                          New here? Desiring to be pleasing in the eyes of The Lord and His Followers?

                          Then do as directed by our esteemed Pastors and head on over to the Introductions subforum and make your first post there, friend. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus. Anything else you want to share with us about how Jesus has blessed you is welcomed too.

                          Are you a hater of God that believes He is a morally bankrupt monster? Read Why, you ask, is God so angry? to see that it is in fact you that is the monster that mercilessly and infinitely torments God.

                          Stop this relentless torturing of God and accept Jesus today!

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                          • #1513
                            Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

                            Originally posted by Mark L. Snyde, PhD View Post
                            Do I have to commit murder in order to know it is wrong (unless directed by God or one of the Pastors here)?
                            so its wrong to kill unless god says so, try using that in a court of law

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                            • #1514
                              Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

                              Originally posted by Nightrift1 View Post
                              so its wrong to kill unless god says so, try using that in a court of law
                              Don't you understand what the goal of Christianity is?


                              And stop attempting to derail this thread, or you will be asked to leave.
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                              • #1515
                                Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

                                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                Don't you understand what the goal of Christianity is?


                                And stop attempting to derail this thread, or you will be asked to leave.
                                first off, love how you tell me to stop going off topic but you dont tell the others.

                                second, why do you always quote the bible, it makes you look like you dont know anything and just use a book to cover up for it

                                third of all, maybe if you played it you would see that is it isnt bad at all and it isnt for homos

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