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  • #2251
    Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

    Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
    That's not what the Bible says, and around here, Bible >>> you.



    Sin =\= crime, your point is irrelevant.
    Well, i should really listen to you, no? Because it says right there under your name that you're unsaved trash and an arrogant atheïst, don't you love this site? 'cause i don't.

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    • #2252
      Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

      Originally posted by Pecaro View Post
      Well, i should really listen to you, no? Because it says right there under your name that you're unsaved trash and an arrogant atheïst, don't you love this site? 'cause i don't.
      You atheists never can agree, can you? That's the difference between unsaved trash and True Christians™, well one of many differences, that is. You see, True Christians™ never have this problem because we refer to the same source - the Holy Word of God, conveniently published as the Holy Bible. Cranky Old Man even took the time to choose portions of the Holy Word that are pertinent to your mental problems. You simply need to hover your curser over the Bible Verses (in blue) to read them. There's nothing more to it. It's so simple, even an atheist can do it.
      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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      • #2253
        Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

        Originally posted by Pecaro View Post
        ...it says right there under your name that you're unsaved trash...
        So you look at what it says, but don't think about who is saying it.

        ...and an arrogant atheïst...
        Arrogant atheist dick, please. I earned it.

        ...don't you love this site? 'cause i don't.
        But you're learning so much.

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        • #2254
          Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

          Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
          You atheists never can agree, can you? That's the difference between unsaved trash and True Christians™, well one of many differences, that is. You see, True Christians™ never have this problem because we refer to the same source - the Holy Word of God, conveniently published as the Holy Bible. Cranky Old Man even took the time to choose portions of the Holy Word that are pertinent to your mental problems. You simply need to hover your curser over the Bible Verses (in blue) to read them. There's nothing more to it. It's so simple, even an atheist can do it.
          Except that I'm not an atheïst and that i atleast try to respect everyone

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          • #2255
            Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

            Originally posted by Pecaro View Post
            Except that I'm not an atheïst and that i atleast try to respect everyone
            You confuse "respect" with "incessant badgering."

            Tell me dear, are you affected by the Aspergers?
            Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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            • #2256
              Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

              Originally posted by Pecaro View Post
              Except that I'm not an atheïst and that i atleast try to respect everyone
              Do you imagine that Jesus wants us to "respect everyone?" Do you want to post the Scripture where Jesus commands us to respect queers, atheists, witches or islamofascists?
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • #2257
                Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

                Originally posted by Pecaro View Post
                Got your head so far up your ass they should call you an ostrich, no man is sin free, our sins may have been forgiven but they're still there mate, if i murdered someone and spent my time in jail, that makes me, by law, a free man. But that does not mean that i've never commited the crime. The deed has been done and can't be undone, no matter how much regret you have. Forgive but don't forget.
                Originally posted by Pecaro View Post
                Well, i should really listen to you, no? Because it says right there under your name that you're unsaved trash and an arrogant atheïst, don't you love this site? 'cause i don't.
                Originally posted by Pecaro View Post
                Except that I'm not an atheïst and that i atleast try to respect everyone
                You are not trying too hard respectwise, are you dear child? I consulted the Good Book to see if it is respectful to call people ostriches.

                Lamentations 4:3
                Even the sea monsters draw out the breast, they give suck to their young ones: the daughter of my people is become cruel, like the ostriches in the wilderness.

                It is not.

                But I appreciate that you are at least trying. Please persist, you'll get there. Of course, mere trying is far from enough when it comes to gaining the Love of Jesus!

                Mark 12:30
                And thou shalt love the Lord thy God with all thy heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy mind, and with all thy strength: this is the first commandment.

                Try harder! Jesus commands you! The best of luck.



                Yours in Christ,

                Elmer
                2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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                • #2258
                  Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

                  Wait, are you implying that adults should play this horrible game? How dare you! Just because someone is grown does not mean they can sin!

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                  • #2259
                    Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

                    Horrible game? Sin? I think not. This game in no way encourages unpatriotic activities ***Removed link to bad-quality anime porn*** nor does it encourage homosexuality or any other sin mentioned in the handy dandy notebook that is known to some as the bible. ***Link to even worse-quality anime porn removed by moderator***
                    Last edited by Elmer G. White; 07-16-2015, 03:06 AM. Reason: Kept the Forum clean for the eyes of Jesus Christ our Savior!

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                    • #2260
                      Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

                      Originally posted by MyOtherWifeIsAMan View Post
                      Horrible game? Sin? I think not. This game in no way encourages unpatriotic activities ***Removed link to bad-quality anime porn*** nor does it encourage homosexuality or any other sin mentioned in the handy dandy notebook that is known to some as the bible. ***Link to even worse-quality anime porn removed by moderator***
                      Thank you, dear moderator, for sparing decent and moral eyes from the ranting ravings of a homosexual lunatic. I shall keep this strumpet in my prayers.

                      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                      • #2261
                        Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

                        Oh boy, a challenge!

                        I must indicate that I am a homosexual or a lunatic (but right now, I have my doubts as to if you'd believe me).

                        While these "ranting ravings" weren't exactly eye candy, posting these URLs had the sole use of being seen, and giving me a good laugh waking up the next morning and seeing them gone.

                        Here, enjoy some ***link to bestiality videos removed by moderator***
                        Last edited by Elmer G. White; 07-17-2015, 02:58 AM. Reason: Psalms 92:6-A brutish man knoweth not; neither doth a fool understand this.

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                        • #2262
                          Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

                          Originally posted by MyOtherWifeIsAMan View Post
                          Oh boy, a challenge!

                          I must indicate that I am a homosexual or a lunatic (but right now, I have my doubts as to if you'd believe me).
                          Mr. Wife,

                          I have absolutely no reason to question these properties of yours. In fact, Based on the somewhat limited amount of writings you've produced, I can still assess that you are probably both. I also understand that although the demons may cause you to blaspheme, the part of your soul that is still yours is crying for help. Desperately.

                          Matthew 17:15
                          Lord, have mercy on my son: for he is lunatick, and sore vexed: for ofttimes he falleth into the fire, and oft into the water.

                          Verily, Mercy IS an option! But it may be preceded by exile.

                          1 Kings 15:12
                          And he took away the sodomites out of the land, and removed all the idols that his fathers had made.

                          If you some some Repentance, our prayers will take you rest of the way into the bosom of Jesus! Let us commence!



                          Yours in Christ,

                          Elmer
                          2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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                          • #2263
                            Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

                            Well. You know this site is likely the biggest mistake anyone has ever made. Filled with Racism, Homophobes, and ***Naughty word removed***. Most of all Ignorant People
                            but you my mistaken friend have wasted your life like I am now on this website. Posting all this fake propaganda about peoples subjects. You've never experienced these games or anything else pertaining to what you're speaking of. The funny thing is what you're doing now is just free publicity. Also we all have rights. Making a game that's apparently about Satin and all this stuff would be legal. You have the right to Boycote sure! But you're not going to achieve anything you simple minded Christians always lack the thought of "Wait why are they hating us?" Because the things you say lack Evidence, Plausibility, and our right know nothing about what you're fighting. To me its just funny to watch you squander on your own perceiving of Society but in fact its you that are the outcasts in the instance of this. Now if you excucse me I'm going to go masturbate with friends. By the way Jesus is Gay. You better worship him.
                            Psalm 58:3 The wicked are estranged from the womb: they go astray as soon as they be born, speaking lies

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                            • #2264
                              Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

                              how are you fine people today; it's been a while, i know, but i feel i must apologize; i was far too quick to judge you, and i'm proud to say i have seen the error of my ways and converted; i read of the great sacrifice jesus had made for us all, and i have accepted him into my life as my lord and savior
                              This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN

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                              • #2265
                                Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

                                Originally posted by AnActualDodecahedron View Post
                                how are you fine people today; it's been a while, i know, but i feel i must apologize; i was far too quick to judge you, and i'm proud to say i have seen the error of my ways and converted; i read of the great sacrifice jesus had made for us all, and i have accepted him into my life as my lord and savior
                                That's great news.

                                Tell us how you found Jesus?

                                YIC
                                1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                                Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                                Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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