[YouWotm8]

Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

Aha! Wow, Actually good job on that it really did fool me, clever.. Very clever but still I see what your avatar was doing there focusing on the point that seems to represent the genitalia. Aren't you guys who thought creepers from minecraft looked like penis's, hypocrites much??

[James Hutchins]

Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

Aha! Wow, Actually good job on that it really did fool me, clever.. Very clever but still I see what your avatar was doing there focusing on the point that seems to represent the genitalia. Aren't you guys who thought creepers from minecraft looked like penis's, hypocrites much??

No one is fooling anyone. It is obvious you've made the choice be a queer. God tells us that is wrong. Please stop with all the penile and erectile fixations.
Every building is not a penis
Every fountain is not a eruption of precious Man Seed(tm)

This is what is wrong with America today. Christians however, will return us to proper family values once we get a Republican Christian in the White House.

[Didymus Much]

Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

...still I see what your avatar was doing there...

My avatar is completely inanimate, and thus incapable of "doing" anything.

...focusing on the point that seems to represent the genitalia...

Haven't you got the hint that it's your focus that's the problem, seeing things that are just not there?

...Aren't you guys who thought creepers from minecraft looked like penis's, hypocrites much??

Apostrophes are not used to pluralize words in English. The correct form is "penises".

[YouWotm8]

Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

Another warning.. ok thats fine... but stop correcting my grammar and tell me how that doesn't look like a penis and creepers from minecraft do...

[VictoryOS]

Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

Another warning.. ok thats fine... but stop correcting my grammar and tell me how that doesn't look like a penis and creepers from minecraft do...

It certainly doesn't look like a p*nis to me, and I refuse to let you make me see it that way. Also, could you please stop using such disgusting words? Thank you.

[Nobar King]

Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

but stop correcting my grammar

I think it's your creative use of punctuation that is irritating other forum members.

[James Hutchins]

Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

Another warning.. ok thats fine... but stop correcting my grammar and tell me how that doesn't look like a penis and creepers from minecraft do...

Friend, it is 'Ok', not 'ok'.
A single period, not a row unless you got jit in your keys from thinking about penis all the time, then it is understandable for the repeated characters.
It does not look like a penis. Only a penis does. At least on normal real men.
What does 'minecraft do'?

[YouWotm8]

Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

Sorry for being so rude and using improper grammar, it is true I am a very dumb buffoon! Hey uh. Any tips to make hell any easier since its probably too late now

[Witch Hammer]

Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

Sorry for being so rude and using improper grammar, it is true I am a very dumb buffoon! Hey uh. Any tips to make hell any easier since its probably too late now

It is God's desire that none should perish...I'd accept Christ and start laying on the flattery pretty thick...right...about....NOW. Tomorrow could be too late, don't let Jesus catch you with your pants down.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

Sorry for being so rude and using improper grammar, it is true I am a very dumb buffoon! Hey uh. Any tips to make hell any easier since its probably too late now

Do you think hellfire is some kind of joke? Do you think that satan throws pink tea parties down there?

Well listen up, smartass: You won't be giggling much when Jesus comes at you with a flaming sword sticking out of His loving mouth!

Revelations 19:12 His eyes were as a flame of fire, and on his head were many crowns; and he had a name written, that no man knew, but he himself.
19:13 And he was clothed with a vesture dipped in blood: and his name is called The Word of God.
19:14 And the armies which were in heaven followed him upon white horses, clothed in fine linen, white and clean.
19:15 And out of his mouth goeth a sharp sword, that with it he should smite the nations: and he shall rule them with a rod of iron: and he treadeth the winepress of the fierceness and wrath of Almighty God.
19:16 And he hath on his vesture and on his thigh a name written, KING OF KINGS, AND LORD OF LORDS.

[Incendus]

Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

Oh, you wanted a full refutation? Ok!

i discovered about it this weekend when my 15 year old son charlie brought home his friend and they were playing on his friend's laptop a game where it's nothing but killing, bad words, god bashing, anti-american propaganda, and worst of all HOMOSEXUALITY

Nothing but killing? Yea, that's why it's an FPS (first person shooter), people play these things for the thrill of violence. Bad words, yup, god bashing, not really, anti-american propaganda?, no.

And worst of all, HOMOSEXUALITY?

No, like, nooooooo, there are no direct references nor any implied homosexuality in the game.

as you can see, they all are posed to look threatening (i guess that's what boys like these days)

That's some solid conjecture. Really it's most likely a show of the characters, personalities, and action in the game.

there is also blatant homosexuality (when the doctor heals his patients they all say things like "i love this doctor" or "get behind me doctor!")

Um, what? Take a step back and remember that the medic class has 150 hp (health points) and 225 hp max. This means he is highly vulnerable and easily killed by any class. So naturally a class that heals you is something that needs protection as a vital resource to the team. And for "I love this doctor", a mercenary being healed of his wounds has got to be pretty happy. This in no way implies homosexuality unless taken out of context.

they made a character that looks like a soldier and he talks about god's world being his ("this is my world, you are not welcome in my world!") when i heard this i was MORBIDLY SHOCKED and appalled and ashamed of my son and he knew it

Remember (or be informed) that the soldier is a very unstable and egotistical person. As a child he wanted to be in the army (hence the name), after being refused entry he went on a rampage in Europe murdering enemies of the U.S. He's also most likely very insane (like VERY insane).

if you see your child playing this, tell them to uninstall it and watch him do it!!!

Because said child can't just re-install the game and all of his/her item data are not stored in a server. Said child might have done it already.

hope this helps parents out so your child doesn't stray far from god!

Regular "my child saw something and is not smart enough to know it is fiction" claim.

You might want to get your head out of your anus and realize that this is a harmless video game that will not turn your child into an occult master of the dark arts, nor will it turn him against and god.

I leave you with this, a refutation of most of your points against my favorite game (a game I have spent appox. 1,567 hrs in).

Praise his noodlyness, the Fly Spaghetti Monster.

Pasta be upon him.

[Incendus]

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Well first of all I don't know what this is about but it seems... Controversial, somewhat.. Sorry to bother some happy people trying to spread the TRUE word of the bible.. All other christians are ignorant however.......... This is just dumb. I'm an atheist so send me to hell and I'll have fun, in my "eternal sleep" Also, why do you criticize people for saying their oppinion. Uhh... Also, out of all the religions how do you know for sure this one is correct, oh and video games are meant to be in there own sort of world. There not suppose to affect you in your own world. I respect your believes ETC but can you please not be so offensive, I feel like religion is something that shoulda died off in the middle ages I mean, LOOK AT THIS CRAP! LOOK!!! also this is one of your smiley trends right you laugh at people for eternally suffering.... Also if god is against natural stuff like masturbation why would he even create it. also if god is omnipotent couldn't he just kill satan and get rid of all negative things.

The Bible is a highly outdated religious text that is left over from a barbaric time. Throughout the course of modern history it's dragged us down over and over. Refusing to change with the changing times (of course it has, but very slowly). Satan is more of a scapegoat, a place to through blame off of it's original source, god. It has a few upsides, but that's like defending as a mass murderer because he's super rich and has a killer fashion sense.

[Incendus]

Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

I was almost duped into thinking this game was okay, too. BOY, was I wrong.

Let's look at all the characters, shall we?

SCOUT:
Probably blasphemous (certainly enjoys cuss words) overly proud poop-head. Not to mention his Italian family history suggests Roman Catholicism.

SOLDIER:
"Get behind me doc!" aside, he seems like he might be a pretty cool dude and all. Decorated war veteran, pretty sure he speaks of God with reverence. ...too bad VALVE, the company that made this, is a bunch of fedora-wearing atheist neckbeards who only put him in there as a joke!

Pyro:
This man BURNS PEOPLE ALIVE FOR FUN. I think we really know who's showing the "gamer love"

Demoman:
It doesn't take a blood test to tell that guy's having a bit too much. Not saying drinks are bad, but I doubt his liver exists anymore.

Heavy:
Gluttony. Pretty sure he also enjoys killing people. Also is probably communist and still thinks he's a KGB hitman.

Engineer:
The engineer seems kinda okay in my book. One would have to look a little more in-depth at his reverence, and certainly all that science he does brings him down a couple notches, but overall he seems pretty friendly. Then again, is probably another joke character.

Medic:
For starters, let's look at his color scheme. White coat, red gloves, black hair... what also has those colors? Oh, that's right.
THE FLAG OF NAZI GERMANY. To top it off they gave him a German accent!

Sniper:
Sure, he's just a man with a job, but that job IS hired killing. Not to mention he throws jars of pee at people...

Spy:
Another hired killer. Also had extramarital intercourse with the Scout's mother.


I think we can see the real reason VALVE made this game. They want our children turning into brain-dead satanic geeks!

*distant laughter in the background*
Oh man, this entire post hurts.

Scout:
He's a young man in his twenties (most likely half french, not Italian). He's a loudmouth, but he's tactical and has a brain bigger than it would seem.

Soldier:
Quote mined out of context aside, he isn't a veteran, he's insane, and valve put him in there not as a joke, but a strong dps class with mostly projectile weapons.

Pyro:
We don't know his/her gender. He/she is also a schizophrenic pyromaniac. Does that explain it?

Demoman:
Pretty much have this one down, also own's a possessed sword who doesn't like reality TV.

Heavy:
Not gluttonous, muscular. Is a sophisticated gunman who enjoys doing his thing, guns.

Engie:
Practical, again, not a joke character. None of these are joke characters. there are nine classes that all have equal power.

Medic:
German accent? might be because he's german.
Also his color can change to blu (you know, the other team?)

Sniper:
Jarate is actually jar based karate, but probably piss. He's a trained killer, not very surprising seeing as they are mercs.

Spy:
He might actually be married to scout's mother and may or may not be scout's father.

If that was a game's intention, I am indeed probably satanic in your terms, and brain-dead in your terms. Though anyone on the left side of things is probably considered brain-dead.

[Elmer G. White]

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*no scripture, not worth reading*

Dear sinner,

Please, understand that your efforts to explain these repulsive games as decent are worthless unless you provide us scriptural support. These games can be compared to fornication. These Interwebs games are like self-abuse and sodomy compared to Godly marital duties. They distract the attention of children from the actual task - gaining Salvation and Eternal Life. There is a place for games, as well, but that is not in the computer den.

Zechariah 8:5
And the streets of the city shall be full of boys and girls playing in the streets thereof.

The fervor and repeated tantrums that young gullible youths display in this thread are also indications of the evil and nauseating power these games have on our children. Emotions that should be targeted at Jesus have been corrupted and these silly make-belief games are worshiped instead. This is idolatry!

2 Kings 17:12
For they served idols, whereof the LORD had said unto them, Ye shall not do this thing.

As you can see. Jesus says: "Don't!".


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[MitzaLizalor]

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God bashing, not really

"I love this doctor", a mercenary being healed of his wounds has got to be pretty happy.

LET'S SEE WHAT GOD SAYS:

II Chronicles 16:12 And Asa in the thirty and ninth year of his reign was diseased in his feet, until his disease was exceeding great: yet in his disease he sought not to the LORD, but to the physicians. KJV

Perhaps you'd like to think of that as trench foot or something. God is clear that "medics" are NOT the way to go. The ONLY treatment for ALL illnesses is prayer. Doctors are worse than useless in two ways. The Bible is very clear on this.

Mark 5:25-29 And a certain woman, which had an issue of blood twelve years, And had suffered many things of many physicians, and had spent all that she had, and was nothing bettered, but rather grew worse, When she had heard of Jesus, came in the press behind, and touched his garment. For she said, If I may touch but his clothes, I shall be whole. And straightway the fountain of her blood was dried up; and she felt in her body that she was healed of that plague. KJV

Firstly, not only do their remedies not work but they actually make things worse. God punishes people for not following His Inerrant Word. That means it is never wrong in any detail.

James 5:13-16a Is any among you afflicted? let him pray. Is any merry? let him sing psalms. Is any sick among you? let him call for the elders of the church; and let them pray over him, anointing him with oil in the name of the Lord: And the prayer of faith shall save the sick, and the Lord shall raise him up; and if he have committed sins, they shall be forgiven him. Confess your faults one to another, and pray one for another, that ye may be healed. KJV

Secondly, the whole concept of "medics" contradicts God, calling Him a liar. That is not God bashing a bit. That is BIG God bashing.

Games such as this reinforce the idea that God doesn't know what He's on about and introduces the theme of God is a liar to an age group likely to accept what they are told, especially when rammed home with fancy graphics and psychoacoustically engineered explosions to associate God denial with rushes of adrenalin.

This game is anti-God, anti-Jesus, anti-Salvation and people who play it are opening a portal to HELL FOREVER.

WHOOPS!

It's quite possible that you were unaware what The Bible has to say about doctors and were second-guessing God by accident.











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