[Didymus Much]

Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

Thought I heard something. Must have been wind.

[James Hutchins]

Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

Thought I heard something. Must have been wind.

No friend, you heard God whispering. Do as He instructs. Let yourself fall into His loving embrace and feel the warmth of His turgid thick Love envelope you in a rapture of eternal bliss.

[TeamFortress2Lover69]

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No friend, you heard God whispering. Do as He instructs. Let yourself fall into His loving embrace and feel the warmth of His turgid thick Love envelope you in a rapture of eternal bliss.

That sounds pretty ***removed innuendo***. Doesn't that mean your having ***disgusting sexural fantasies removed*** with God? I think you're literally saying that you're sticking your head and abdomen into God's ***more disgusting sexural fantasies removed***.

[TeamFortress2Lover69]

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That sounds pretty ***removed innuendo***. Doesn't that mean your having ***disgusting sexural fantasies removed*** with God? I think you're literally saying that you're sticking your head and abdomen into God's ***more disgusting sexural fantasies removed***.

You spelt sexural wrong smart one.

[FemScout]

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Wow if they're gonna bash on someone they might as well spell correctly xD

[Elmer G. White]

Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

That sounds pretty ***removed innuendo***. Doesn't that mean your having ***disgusting sexural fantasies removed*** with God? I think you're literally saying that you're sticking your head and abdomen into God's ***more disgusting sexural fantasies removed***.

Hello, Miss Lover

Your username tells it all, doesn't it? You love an unreal game of fantasy and indulge in spiritual self-gratification. This is very different from the plan God had for you.

Matthew 22:37
Jesus said unto him, Thou shalt love the Lord thy God with all thy heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy mind.

You were not supposed to love a video game but Jesus thy Lord with all thy heart.



Bad omens for you. More to come.

Our research on this vile game TF2 has yielded even more results. It seems that the evil soul-decomposing effects of this charade are leaking out into the real life of these 'gamers'? They are actually trying to live out the lives of these badly-developed characters by acting like them on the streets. Here's some pictorial proof.



Here we can see that, as explained in the opening post, it is always all about sodomy. Here these young youths are wielding the guns as ersatz tallywhackers or enormous size! What does this mean? It means that they have the wish of choosing the homer lifestyle that includes gigantic male organs, as secular science has revealed this: homers go for size! (Bogaert & Hershberger 1999: The Relation between sexual orientation and penile size. Arch. Sex. Behav. 28:213-221 gives you more data).

How different from the love of Jesus.


I suggest you repent and pray. As for now, Jesus has something to tell you:
Acts 8:21
Thou hast neither part nor lot in this matter: for thy heart is not right in the sight of God.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[FemScout]

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Can someone ban from this Hell Hole? Because it's obvious that all of you are listening to the voice of your massive imaginary friend that doesn't exist. It's like you guys talk to yourselves, super creepy. Also you all are killing my brain more than the video games you claim to be the whispers of the Devil. And honestly, If this is god, hell I'll run into the arms of Satan. Whoops sorry not sorry you ***removed potty language***.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Can someone ban from this Hell Hole? Because it's obvious that all of you are listening to the voice of your massive imaginary friend that doesn't exist. It's like you guys talk to yourselves, super creepy. Also you all are killing my brain more than the video games you claim to be the whispers of the Devil. And honestly, If this is god, hell I'll run into the arms of Satan. Whoops sorry not sorry you ***removed potty language***.

Dear Hatemonger;

I'm sorry, but it is our policy NEVER to remove the account of an unsaved fool. Your belligerent hatemongering will remain for future unsaved scum to see and learn from for all eternity (or until Jesus returns to slay most of the earth, whichever comes first).

Jesus called you here for a reason, so you might rethink your selfish tantrum and stick around.

If you'd really like to remove yourself from our Godly forum, all you need to do is to click on that tiny red "x" in the upper righthand corner of your computer screen. Then close your computer, stand up, and walk away.

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel

[Serbian_Christan]

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Dear Hatemonger;

I'm sorry, but it is our policy NEVER to remove the account of an unsaved fool. Your belligerent hatemongering will remain for future unsaved scum to see and learn from for all eternity (or until Jesus returns to slay most of the earth, whichever comes first).

Jesus called you here for a reason, so you might rethink your selfish tantrum and stick around.

If you'd really like to remove yourself from our Godly forum, all you need to do is to click on that tiny red "x" in the upper righthand corner of your computer screen. Then close your computer, stand up, and walk away.

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel

hatemongering

We believe that all homosexuals are baby-raping monsters who deserve to be executed

If it's fun, it's good.

We believe that 9/11 was God's punishment for New York's sinfulness, and that Jews and feminists are evil and so do the millions of people who watch the 700 club

This coming from some guy who deletes any other proof or logic someone puts out there and immediately bans them for not agreeing with their opinion. What a joke.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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This coming from some guy who deletes any other proof or logic someone puts out there and immediately bans them for not agreeing with their opinion. What a joke.

First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. We're right and you're wrong, according to Jesus and the Holy Word of God. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .

If you want to debate people, THIS is the place to go.

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.

[Serbian_Christan]

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You are not wrong. I think some people take the game WAY too seriously and go over the top with it, but its no reason to complain about something if some kids want to go in a Halloween costume and burn in Hell. There's no changing stubborn people's opinions. But you have to understand, let some people have their views respectively unless its something ABSOLUTELY WITHOUT A DOUBT evil, such as satanism, some areas of atheism, and Muslims!
They dont really live their lives as the characters, but instead do it for fun in some American Expo I think called "Comic-con." Its where some of those retarded bronies and furries get together and talk about things they like.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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You are not wrong. I think some people take the game WAY too seriously and go over the top with it, but its no reason to complain about something if some kids want to go in a Halloween costume and burn in Hell. There's no changing stubborn people's opinions. But you have to understand, let some people have their views respectively unless its something ABSOLUTELY WITHOUT A DOUBT evil, such as satanism, some areas of atheism, and Muslims!
They dont really live their lives as the characters, but instead do it for fun in some American Expo I think called "Comic-con." Its where some of those retarded bronies and furries get together and talk about things they like.

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.

[Serbian_Christan]

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I will soon, however I cannot at the moment due to me not having enough time. I have to study for tests and I am getting distracted.
Why do you label me as a Communist? Serbia and its government fights wars and has been in over 5 of them in the past 100 years due to these kinds of problems, specifically World War 1 and the war between Albania and Serbia.



Why are you being racist? I am white, just as you are. Hell, our country is led by Tomislav Nikolić, the leader of the Progressive Party here. Fascists and Muslims are hated and are treated as you treated blacks. Long story short of our long period of enslavement by Turkey and the Ottoman Empire, we have a specific history dealing with these kinds of people.

[Witch Hammer]

Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

I will soon, however I cannot at the moment due to me not having enough time. I have to study for tests and I am getting distracted.
Why do you label me as a Communist? Serbia and its government fights wars and has been in over 5 of them in the past 100 years due to these kinds of problems, specifically World War 1 and the war between Albania and Serbia.



Why are you being racist? I am white, just as you are. Hell, our country is led by Tomislav Nikolić, the leader of the Progressive Party here. Fascists and Muslims are hated and are treated as you treated blacks. Long story short of our long period of enslavement by Turkey and the Ottoman Empire, we have a specific history dealing with these kinds of people.

A negroe by any other name is still the same. And please don't post false maps. A senior Pastor has already provided us with a highly accurate map of the known world.

[Des]

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Fascists and Muslims are hated and are treated as you treated blacks.

You took them away from their fly infested huts, gave them clothes, language, food, and gainful employment? Nice of you.