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  • Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

    Originally posted by Alvin Moss View Post
    Proverbs 16:18 Pride goeth before destruction, and an haughty spirit before a fall. I couldn't help thinking of that passage when I saw your prideful name.

    I suspect that you are being sarcastic in the comment above. Further, your last statement about science is too cryptic to be understood. I fear you are suspect, friend, but I have been wrong. Why don't you head on over to the introduction forum and tell us about your congregation, your pastor, your time with Jesus and exactly what you meant about science and fake news.

    God Bless!
    I second my Brother Moss. Perhaps after you are done with your introduction, you can return to this thread and provide the 3018th post explaining what we don't know about TF 2.
    His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

    Guns For God and the Economy

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    • Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

      [QUOTE=Dan U. Holier;783741]…I'm just jealous that you have more of a life than i do and will continue to argue until you agree


      You must have confused us with smart people

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      • Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

        [QUOTE=Redeemed Papist;786460

        Do you also push old ladies under buses?[/QUOTE]

        Do you ban people that dont agree with you?

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        • Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

          Originally posted by The_Soldier View Post
          You must have confused us with smart people
          Nnnope. Don't think that'll be a problem, dear.


          Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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          • Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

            Originally posted by The_Soldier View Post
            Originally posted by Dan U. Holier View Post
            …I'm just jealous that you have more of a life than i do and will continue to argue until you agree...
            Fixed your formatting so that people can go and see how you've completely misquoted Mr. Holier (by clicking the little blue square beside his name in the post, you can see the original). That's an asshole move, btw.

            ...You must have confused us with smart people
            Not much chance of that.

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            • Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

              Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
              Nnnope. Don't think that'll be a problem, dear.
              How can you say that, after she's displayed such talent with the quote function?
              Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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              • Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

                Originally posted by The_Soldier View Post
                Do you ban people that dont agree with you?
                All justified opinions are welcome here. Tantrums aren't.

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                • Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

                  Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                  All justified opinions are welcome here. Tantrums aren't.
                  Well, for some reason the pastors haven't banned you, Didymus - or not yet, at least - so you're probably good evidence that people who disagree with us aren't banned. But I hope you're not suggesting that you haven't been banned because your own bizarre opinions are justified? Proverbs 16:18.
                  Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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                  • Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

                    [QUOTE=The_Soldier;1211081]
                    Originally posted by Dan U. Holier View Post
                    …I'm just jealous that you have more of a life than i do and will continue to argue until you agree


                    You must have confused us with smart people

                    Who is us? Mr. Soldier, I can see that you are a man of few words. There's nothing wrong with that, but we'd rather not spend 15 or 20 years getting to know you. It would be best if you would follow the instructions and make a proper Christian introduction over in the Introduction Forum. We like newcomers to tell us about their congregation and their family. How many are your sons? Who is your pastor? What revolver do you favor? Tell us everything, no matter how sordid and filthy. We want the whole story.

                    God Bless!
                    God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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                    • Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

                      Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
                      So the fact this is just a way to lure children to Satan means nothing!

                      Hateful.
                      Yes please tell us about the satan stuff in it because we give a (scatological reference removed)

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                      • Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

                        Originally posted by The_Soldier View Post
                        Yes please tell us about the satan stuff in it because we give a (scatological reference removed)

                        Who is we, fellow? Also, be advised that strong language is never welcome.
                        God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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                        • Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

                          Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                          I don't know how many nights I hid under my own bed with with a towel in my mouth in case I started snoring again.

                          If it wasn't for my dad I would have grown up a sissy.
                          First off you are a sissy because you cant admit the truth you lost second off isn't hiding under the bed with a towel in your mouth so you wont get hit sissy-like?

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                          • Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

                            Originally posted by gaygear View Post
                            OH PRAISE THE LORD PRAISSSSE THE LORDDDD. I SEEN IT I SEEEEEN IT. I laughed histerically at all the hate Pastor Eziekiel or however you spell his name got on his wall. this cult and whatevers going on here, seems to have violated many laws. And I think I may actually tell the authorities. Thanks for the wonderful expierence. btw, I never once said I hated Jesus. check the post again.
                            nice to see there are other sane people here

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                            • Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

                              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                              Dear Teenaged Troll;

                              Here in America (God's favorite!), we are allowed to practice Christianity as we see fit.


                              --Pastor Ezekiel
                              For your information "God's favorite" country is israel but of course you wouldn't know that because you don't really read a real bible and judging you have a emoji of israelis being bombed--->

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                              • Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

                                Originally posted by BaseballMom67 View Post
                                hi all

                                first i must say thank you all for this board so i can keep my son away from nasty stuff the devil puts on this earth

                                as grateful as i am i am here to tell you all to ban team fortress 2 (abbreviated as TF2) for the following reasons

                                i discovered about it this weekend when my 15 year old son charlie brought home his friend and they were playing on his friend's laptop a game where it's nothing but killing, bad words, god bashing, anti-american propaganda, and worst of all HOMOSEXUALITY

                                first off this is their artwork they use to advertise to the MASSES



                                as you can see, they all are posed to look threatening (i guess that's what boys like these days)

                                there is also blantent homosexuality (when the doctor heals his patients they all say things like "i love this doctor" or "get behind me doctor!")

                                they made a character that looks like a soldier and he talks about god's world being his ("this is my world, you are not welcome in my world!") when i heard this i was MORBIDLY SHOCKED and appalled and ashamed of my son and he knew it

                                i was wondering why my son was getting into fights and after i saw this i banned him from ever seeing his friends

                                if you see your child playing this, tell them to uninstall it and watch him do it!!!

                                hope this helps parents out so your child doesn't stray far from god!

                                -baseballmom67


                                Okay, first off. I would strongly suggest improving your grammar for it is atrocious in the very manner that you present it.


                                "there is also blantent homosexuality (when the doctor heals his patients they all say things like "i love this doctor" or "get behind me doctor!")"



                                This is in no way any reference to sexuality. This is simply a noble solider telling an innocent healer, one who cares for others, to get behind him to safety. He is simply protecting the innocent as Christ would do himself. an example is Matthew 7:12.


                                "they made a character that looks like a soldier and he talks about god's world being his ("this is my world, you are not welcome in my world!") when i heard this i was MORBIDLY SHOCKED and appalled and ashamed of my son and he knew it"



                                That is a very arrogant misconception. You seem to think that God created the world for him and him alone. God has made his world for everyone. Pslam 89.




                                "hope this helps parents out so your child doesn't stray far from god!"


                                When talking about his Holiness please refer to him with the respectful manner in which a pronoun is needed.




                                Love.
                                SecondClown


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