[Dana723]

Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

hi im a random atheistic pro LGBTQ liberali agree that tf2 is/was by satanists and similarif you want some REAL SATAN FUEL, go look at bayonetta


a random atheistic pro LGBTQ liberal

amen

I don't understand why these Godless heathens come on here, refuse to introduce themselves, jump into an old thread, and rehash the same old arguments that have already been shot down by the members a thousand times.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

You tell me - your Pope has a bodyguard that is too out-of-date to use bayonets:

I assume that their opponents suffer death from laughter?

[Ditzy]

Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

I know this is a long dead post or whatever, and I'm pretty sure it was confirmed as a hoax? Either way! I would KILL for that 'Get Behind Me, Doctor' award. Please. Let's make it happen.

[Lum Lam]

Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

hi all

first i must say thank you all for this board so i can keep my son away from nasty stuff the devil puts on this earth

as grateful as i am i am here to tell you all to ban team fortress 2 (abbreviated as TF2) for the following reasons

i discovered about it this weekend when my 15 year old son charlie brought home his friend and they were playing on his friend's laptop a game where it's nothing but killing, bad words, god bashing, anti-american propaganda, and worst of all HOMOSEXUALITY

first off this is their artwork they use to advertise to the MASSES



as you can see, they all are posed to look threatening (i guess that's what boys like these days)

there is also blantent homosexuality (when the doctor heals his patients they all say things like "i love this doctor" or "get behind me doctor!")

they made a character that looks like a soldier and he talks about god's world being his ("this is my world, you are not welcome in my world!") when i heard this i was MORBIDLY SHOCKED and appalled and ashamed of my son and he knew it

i was wondering why my son was getting into fights and after i saw this i banned him from ever seeing his friends

if you see your child playing this, tell them to uninstall it and watch him do it!!!

hope this helps parents out so your child doesn't stray far from god!

-baseballmom67

Ok heres my several problems with this:

You say it includes homosexuality when 1 character (heavy) says "i love this doctor". People can say they love someone without being gay. If your husband (if you have one) said to your son that he loves him then would you think that hes gay? No. "Get behind me doctor" is also heavy telling medic to get behind him so he can protect him from enemy fire. I also dont have a problem with gay people and i cant see why anyone would.

The soldier said that "the world was his". This is a game. In the games world there could be no god even in the real world nobody knows for sure. This isnt a christian game and you shouldn't expect your son to not play games just because the devs arent christian.

Banning your son from seeing his friends is not a thing an adult should do over a game. He doesn't get into fights because of a game. That doesn't happen.

(Ik this is so old but i just had to say something cos this pisses me off)

[Lum Lam]

Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

Also, cant wait to get banned for having an opinion.

[Isabella White]

Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

Also, cant wait to get banned for having an opinion.

Greetings, Miss Lam, and to . I see that you're new here and, like so many of our newcomers, you've bypassed our friendly Introduction Forum, which is where we like our new visitors to introduce themselves, properly. The link to that forum is here:

https://www.landoverbaptist.net/forumdisplay.php?f=16

Please pay careful attention to our cordial request at the top of the page, which is:

The introduction forum Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

As it stands now, you are under investigation by our Godly Department of Faith, for being "Unsaved Trash". I do so hope that it will not be too long until our good pastors inform you of their decision about their findings here. Until then, you might like to read this very helpful bit of information from Pastor Billy-Reuben, to which you should pay very, very close attention:

https://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=5610

Sincerely, Isabella W.

[Lum Lam]

Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

Why do you say you are gods favourite form? I mean did you get his opinion on that?

[Isabella White]

Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

Why do you say you are gods favourite form? I mean did you get his opinion on that?

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[Lum Lam]

Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

I regret to inform you that i got bored so decided not to read a single word of the rules. It looked quite long so i decided not to read any of it. I hope you understand.

[Isabella White]

Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

I regret to inform you that i got bored so decided not to read a single word of the rules. It looked quite long so i decided not to read any of it. I hope you understand.

Well, I cannot say that I'm surprised by your rebellion, Miss Lam; although, you may very well have some rather serious regrets as our Department of Faith looks over your file!

Sincerely, Isabella W.

[Dana723]

Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

Also, cant wait to get banned for having an opinion.

Hello, and welcome Miss Flum Flam! All the questions you have can be answered by reading the and reading through this thread. I can't wait to read your introduction and learn more about you!

[Didymus Much]

Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

Also, cant wait to get banned for having an opinion.

Um, hello?

[handmaiden]

Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

Also, cant wait to get banned for having an opinion.

No doubt that would feed your sense of victimhood and oppression. It would also allow you to believe that you have your own unique, individually formed opinions.

[Flemmino]

Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

I'm afraid this isn't true at all. Not once does this mention homosexuality nor does it portray the soldier character as gay. The teammates merely show their appreciation to the medic because he made sure they lived. I'm going to be honest y'all need to grow up.

[Isabella White]

Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

I'm afraid this isn't true at all. Not once does this mention homosexuality nor does it portray the soldier character as gay. The teammates merely show their appreciation to the medic because he made sure they lived. I'm going to be honest y'all need to grow up.

Hello, Miss Flemmino, and to , at . It appears that you are new here.

As with all newcomers, we would like you to skip over to our friendly Introduction Forum, where you can post a proper message of introduction. That forum is here:

https://www.landoverbaptist.net/forumdisplay.php?f=16

Please note our cordial request at the top of that page, which is:

The introduction forum Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

Your comments about the Team Fortress characters are noted. As I am no expert on this (at the age of 84, these games have no appeal), I will let some of our other lovely members address your concerns.

I do hope that you will find your time with us to be a great blessing to you, as we study the and glorify the together.

Sincerely, Isabella W.