[Ok, boomer]

Everyone here is dumb

wow, ok, so first off, when they said “medic, get behind me”, they say it so that they could guard him, stop trying to find “gay messages” within games that have nothing to do with the sort. Two, of course the characters are going to look threatening, they are mercenaries. Three, you forbidding your son from seeing his friends is a good way to ensure that he drops all contact with you once he moves out, not to mention drive him away from church altogether

[Isabella White]

Re: Everyone here is dumb

wow, ok, so first off, when they said “medic, get behind me”, they say it so that they could guard him, stop trying to find “gay messages” within games that have nothing to do with the sort. Two, of course the characters are going to look threatening, they are mercenaries. Three, you forbidding your son from seeing his friends is a good way to ensure that he drops all contact with you once he moves out, not to mention drive him away from church altogether

Dear Miss Boomer: to , here at . It appears that you have bypassed our friendly request to newcomers, which is to post a proper introductory message in our welcoming Introduction Forum. That forum can be found here:

https://www.landoverbaptist.net/forumdisplay.php?f=16

Please note our cordial request at the top of that page, which is:

The introduction forum Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

We look forward to getting to know you as we study the glorious together.

Sincerely, Isabella W.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Everyone here is dumb

wow, ok, so first off, when they said “medic, get behind me”, they say it so that they could guard him,

Guard his rectum from competing roaming homers you mean!

stop trying to find “gay messages”

Stop ignoring them!

Two, of course the characters are going to look threatening, they are mercenaries.

Maybe gay mercenaries aren't threatening to you, but some men still prefer their back-doors to be a one-way tunnel, if you catch my drift.

Three, you forbidding your son from seeing his friends is a good way to ensure that he drops all contact with you once he moves out, not to mention drive him away from church altogether

The OP is a good Christian mother (Proverbs 22:15). She will discipline her child and he will not leave the faith! God promises (Proverbs 22:6)! Even if she has to discipline him with the rod, he will not die (Proverbs 23:13). Your mother should have beaten you more as a child. You wouldn't be so eager for a strange man to bugger you behind the Piggly Wiggly!

[handmaiden]

Re: Everyone here is dumb

[. . .]you forbidding your son from seeing his friends is a good way to ensure that he drops all contact with you once he moves out. . .

I've met my share of gamers. . . He's never moving out.

[SoccerMom420]

Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

hi all

first i must say thank you all for this board so i can keep my son away from nasty stuff the devil puts on this earth

as grateful as i am i am here to tell you all to ban team fortress 2 (abbreviated as TF2) for the following reasons

i discovered about it this weekend when my 15 year old son charlie brought home his friend and they were playing on his friend's laptop a game where it's nothing but killing, bad words, god bashing, anti-american propaganda, and worst of all HOMOSEXUALITY

first off this is their artwork they use to advertise to the MASSES



as you can see, they all are posed to look threatening (i guess that's what boys like these days)

there is also blantent homosexuality (when the doctor heals his patients they all say things like "i love this doctor" or "get behind me doctor!")

they made a character that looks like a soldier and he talks about god's world being his ("this is my world, you are not welcome in my world!") when i heard this i was MORBIDLY SHOCKED and appalled and ashamed of my son and he knew it

i was wondering why my son was getting into fights and after i saw this i banned him from ever seeing his friends

if you see your child playing this, tell them to uninstall it and watch him do it!!!

hope this helps parents out so your child doesn't stray far from god!

-baseballmom67

this is bullshit
-Me

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

this is bullshit
-Me

What a compelling argument you make dear. Did you come up with this all by yourself, or did Beavis and Butthead help you?

[Isabella White]

Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

this is [profanity removed]
-Me

Dear Miss SoccerMom: Normally, it is my pleasure to welcome our newcomers to , but something tells me that you may not be with us for too long.

However, should you wish to make a PROPER introductory message, and to apologize for your most distasteful choice of words in your first message, then the link to our Introduction Forum is here:

https://www.landoverbaptist.net/forumdisplay.php?f=16

Kindly note our very specific requests here:

The introduction forum Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

And, if you do write a message of introduction to the servants of the , it is my hope that you will use only the most polite language in doing so. We do have our standards here at , you know.

Sincerely, Isabella W.

[Alvin Moss]

Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

this is bullshit

-Me

Strong language is never welcome.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

[no Scripture was included]

[SoccerMom420]

Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

Did you come up with this all by yourself, or did Beavis and Butthead help you?

Actually, icame up with it myself, no thanks to your fat ass

[Basilissa]

Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

Actually, icame up with it myself, no thanks to your fat ass

Your lack of genius is duly noted, sweetie.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

Your lack of genius is duly noted, sweetie.

Do you happen to know when they go back to school after the Christmas break, Sister?

[Basilissa]

Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

Do you happen to know when they go back to school after the Christmas break, Sister?

I honestly doubt any amount of schooling is going to help this one.

[ChristianGamer2600]

Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-NOZU2iPA8

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-NOZU2iPA8

That is one of my favorites! Thank you for posting it and getting such a positive "earworm" in my brain!