[handmaiden]

Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

Bruh what the heck did I just stumble upon? Demons in my rectum? Being called gay for showing thankfulness? A pyromaniac called an S&M fetishist for wearing protective gear?

Y'all need Jesus.

We HAVE Jesus. YOU need to read the Bible.

[Isabella White]

Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

Bruh what the heck did I just stumble upon? [Unsavory, unsightly, demonic rant removed by -fearing, lady] Being called gay for showing thankfulness? A pyromaniac called an S&M fetishist for wearing protective gear?

Y'all need Jesus.

Dear Miss Bruh: I am one to, generally, welcome all newcomers to our blessed part of the vast, interweb galaxy: . And, I am doing the same for you, but I must object to your comments here. This is not the sort of thing that we wish to see, but I do realize that you cannot help it, since you, obviously, are not yet washed by the of the . When that glorious day happens, you will be a changed person, by the Grace of Almighty .

Titus 2:11,12:
11 For the grace of that bringeth salvation hath appeared to all men,
12 Teaching us that, denying ungodliness and worldly lusts, we should live soberly, righteously, and godly, in this present world;

Now, then, we ask that all newcomers post their first message, as a means of an introductory procedure, at our cordial Introduction Forum, which is here:

https://www.landoverbaptist.net/forumdisplay.php?f=16

Kindly make your way there, at your earliest convenience, and please take note of the requests at the top of the page, which I am pleased to include for you:

The introduction forum Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

Thank you for your cooperation -- we can't wait to learn more about you!

[AdamWankowski]

Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

Help!! My daughter has been seduced by a devil worshipping book!


I recently found a book in my daughter’s bookbag The Raw Materials of Futility. She is thirteen so my wife and me are very mindful of what she reads. I read the book and was horrified. It is full of pro-satanist propaganda and several times mocks and insults God. I forced her to tell me where she got this book and she said her English teacher assigned it as required reading. Needless to say I had a very tense meeting with the teacher and the school would not back down at all, that the teacher has a right to decide the curriculum in her classroom. WHAT!! I can not believe this kind of satanist literature is being pushed on our kids. I have told my daughter she will have to fail her English class, and I am currently looking with my wife into putting her in a private Christian school where we won’t have to worry about this kind of JUNK!!


My daughter unfortunately doesn’t understand, and said that she liked the book. I didn’t realize until then that she had already READ THE WHOLE THING. We have now scheduled twice weekly counseling sessions with our pastor to try and undo the damage this evil book has undoubtedly done to my daughter’s faith.


Please, keep a CLOSE TRACK of what your kids are READING! God bless America and God Bless President Trump for doing his best to protect the Christians of this country!

[Dana723]

Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

Help!! My daughter has been seduced by a devil worshipping book!


I recently found a book in my daughter’s bookbag The Raw Materials of Futility. She is thirteen so my wife and me are very mindful of what she reads. I read the book and was horrified. It is full of pro-satanist propaganda and several times mocks and insults God. I forced her to tell me where she got this book and she said her English teacher assigned it as required reading. Needless to say I had a very tense meeting with the teacher and the school would not back down at all, that the teacher has a right to decide the curriculum in her classroom. WHAT!! I can not believe this kind of satanist literature is being pushed on our kids. I have told my daughter she will have to fail her English class, and I am currently looking with my wife into putting her in a private Christian school where we won’t have to worry about this kind of JUNK!!


My daughter unfortunately doesn’t understand, and said that she liked the book. I didn’t realize until then that she had already READ THE WHOLE THING. We have now scheduled twice weekly counseling sessions with our pastor to try and undo the damage this evil book has undoubtedly done to my daughter’s faith.


Please, keep a CLOSE TRACK of what your kids are READING! God bless America and God Bless President Trump for doing his best to protect the Christians of this country!

Your first mistake was letting your daughter learn to read...

[Didymus Much]

Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

Your first mistake was letting your daughter learn to read...

Cookbooks don't read themselves, and neither do warning labels on cleaning products. Even the Bible recognizes the investment (and thus, value as property) that children represent. I challenge you to find one place in the Bible that it calls for you to throw that boon away for less than the most egregious of sins*.


*which is any of them, according to James 2:10

[TheHolyBoi]

Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

Now im gonna clear this whole argument. The medic thing where the characters say the "evil" things means something VERY different. Medic if you couldnt tell by the name is a healing class. he uses his medigun to send a healing beam to nearby teammates to boost thier health. when they say for medic to get behind them they mean to get behind them so they are not shot at by the enemy team. And the soldier. This is true but its meant to be a joke. if your son takes the video seriously tell them its not real and get on with your day. dont go on a forum and blast about how its evil. Not to mention the portal wall game was made by the same company who made TF2. yea. This game is not evil dont encourage blocking your kids from it.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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You're confused, dear. The only class that counts is the angelic and demonic class, and you know which class inspires and animates the Sodomites, right? Right! The demonic class! Demons are being invited into your home whenever you turn on this game! Demons are being invited right into your cozy little rectum! Demons are being invited right up deep into your colon, into your small intestine! You don't have to invite them in, dear! You can let Jesus into your heart and He will act with a Holy Shield!

[Adam Fag]

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First off, this game isn't just about killing. There are objectives you need to do, and you have to fight your way through them.

I asked how that could be? Zip.

i play TF2 and i see nothing wrong also you are true about the blood and gore

Now there's blood and gore. How can there be blood and gore if they don't kill?

One post each a month or two back, then they cleared off. But the fact's still there. It's a game.

What sort of game flaunts blood, gore, kill, fight. What do they think "fight" means?
Are they told when, or why, one should fight?
Or is it just a game. For fun.

It's not fun when you're the one who dies.

[James Hutchins]

Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

Now im gonna clear this whole argument. The medic thing where the characters say the "evil" things means something VERY different. Medic if you couldnt tell by the name is a healing class. he uses his medigun to send a healing beam to nearby teammates to boost thier health. when they say for medic to get behind them they mean to get behind them so they are not shot at by the enemy team. And the soldier. This is true but its meant to be a joke. if your son takes the video seriously tell them its not real and get on with your day. dont go on a forum and blast about how its evil. Not to mention the portal wall game was made by the same company who made TF2. yea. This game is not evil dont encourage blocking your kids from it.

Sorry son, but you could not be more wrong. Living a life of fantasy is immoral. LBC is preparing a StrikeForce to get this and similar 'games' to be made illegal by Joe Biden via an Executive order later this week. Be prepared with your 'go bag'; for teh DoF to be knocking at your door to take you to a repurposing camp to get your mind right.



Christianty for the Win!

[handmaiden]

Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

Now im gonna clear this whole argument. The medic thing where the characters say the "evil" things means something VERY different. Medic if you couldnt tell by the name is a healing class. he uses his medigun to send a healing beam to nearby teammates to boost thier health. when they say for medic to get behind them they mean to get behind them so they are not shot at by the enemy team. And the soldier. This is true but its meant to be a joke. if your son takes the video seriously tell them its not real and get on with your day. dont go on a forum and blast about how its evil. Not to mention the portal wall game was made by the same company who made TF2. yea. This game is not evil dont encourage blocking your kids from it.

Give me one reason why someone should read your grammar-challenged post and take your advice on how to raise their child.

[urdogscar]

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bruh this game isnt gay.and first of, in the bible it says not to be gay, and not to judge others, but here u are judging people and not letting god be the judge soooooooooo are you really a good christian, live your life dude dont hate on others for bieng different

[urdogscar]

Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

lol true i hate these facebook moms

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

bruh this game isnt gay.and first of, in the bible it says not to be gay, and not to judge others, but here u are judging people and not letting god be the judge soooooooooo are you really a good christian, live your life dude dont hate on others for bieng different

My dear, if you want anyone to believe this folly that Team Fortress 2 isn't gay, you'll have to provide more proof than your ketamine infused opinions. As far as the LORD is concerned, True Christians™ are not only allowed to judge, but compelled by Divine Mission to judge.

Please do familiarize yourself with the Holy Word of God before trying to spew it out as some kind of edgelord weaponry: The Most MISUNDERSTOOD Passage in All the Bible (Matthew 7:1-5)

[urdogscar]

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Are U allowed to swear

[urdogscar]

Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

hOw is he a racist?????????? doesnt it say in the bible not to judge people but here u are judging people, why dont u let god do the judging