[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America

You're stupid, Flipping someone off or "giving them the birdie" is to extend you middle finger in the air so the other person can see it. It means "f*ck you"

Derp a HERP is to say what someone said is stupid

Let me see if I understand. You came to our friendly forums, read, I presume, about the Good News of Jesus Christ having died temporarily so you wouldn't have to pay the price for your own sinful ways, and instead of inquiring, you replied to a post 18 months old to insult the gentleman who authored that post?

Why not ask about Jesus? Why not ask about Salvation? There is so much more to life than pretend birds, games, enjoyment, pleasure, friends, and family! There is a Jealous God to know and serve in hopes of gaining access to Heaven to serve and praise Him forever!

[DarkPixelBlade]

Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America

Please refrain from you faggot talk! Why are you obsessed with your middle finger? Also previously you said Derp a Herb. I am guessing that is fag slang for sticking vegetables up your bottom. Your kind disgust me.

YiC

Jack

You're stupid, Flipping someone off or "giving them the birdie" is to extend you middle finger in the air so the other person can see it. It means "f*ck you"

Derp a HERP is to say what someone said is stupid

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America!

I don't understand [obscenity deleted] is even going on here

That is the first truthful thing you've said so far.

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

[carcinoGeneticist]

Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America!

I...I...what.
What is this even...
I don't understand wtf is even going on here
It's just a game where you fling birds at pigs...
o.O

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America!

Whatever,and how is angry birds a sex training game?

You kidding me, you ever play the game newb?

[Hype]

Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America!

Whatever,and how is angry birds a sex training game?

[MisterM]

Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America!

Now people are already making Angry Birds Sex Costumes



See, she is naked under the costume. Disgusting...

And how about angry birds sex toy?

Warning, this link contains pornographic material

YiC, M

[Frigid North]

Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America!

In the Bible, it does say that if one part of your body causes you to sin, then it is better to cut it off or rip it out, and send it to Hell, rather than allowing the rest of your body to go to Hell as well.

well, looks like all you christians better start neutering yourselves

[Evangelion01]

Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America!

so every thing is evil,evil this evil that oh my eyes are evil i should pluck them out, oh i made a mistake I should kill myself oh my family forgot something I should kill them all.

In the Bible, it does say that if one part of your body causes you to sin, then it is better to cut it off or rip it out, and send it to Hell, rather than allowing the rest of your body to go to Hell as well.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America!

so every thing is evil,evil this evil that oh my eyes are evil i should pluck them out, oh i made a mistake I should kill myself oh my family forgot something I should kill them all.

If you kill yourself, you will go to Hell.

(1 Corinthians 3:16-17) "Know ye not that ye are the temple of God, and that the Spirit of God dwelleth in you? If any man defile the temple of God, him shall God destroy; for the temple of God is holy, which temple ye are."



YiC,

Zech

[Hype]

Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America!

so every thing is evil,evil this evil that oh my eyes are evil i should pluck them out, oh i made a mistake I should kill myself oh my family forgot something I should kill them all.

[HallelujahHallelujah]

Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America!

Sexually abusing animals might be fun for some sinners but offending God can only get you thrown in Hell for eternity:

Leviticus 20:25 ''You are therefore to make a distinction between the clean animal and the unclean, and between the unclean bird and the clean; and you shall not make yourselves detestable by animal or by bird or by anything that creeps on the ground, which I have separated for you as unclean.''

[Rev. Edward Clement]

Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America!

You can't be too careful with the matters of demon. I think I will still go to see my pastor. It won't hurt to get on your knees and receive a demon check just in case.

Ya know, after talking with these heathens, that are domonically possessed by demons, I think that I shall go for a check up, and an olive oil flush in order to make sure that no demons have creapt into my colon via my rectum, unawares.

Can't be too careful, amen. http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0801/rectums.html

I will also think on these things while getting my armor cleaned.

Philippians
4:8 Finally, brethren, whatsoever things are true, whatsoever things are honest, whatsoever things are just, whatsoever things are pure, whatsoever things are lovely, whatsoever things are of good report; if there be any virtue, and if there be any praise, think on these things.

[Alphonse Alban]

Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America!

Oh dear Jesus forgive me for typing the wrong name!
Please Lord replace the name in the quote, that I posted to, Hellios for it is he that is demon possessed. I publicly admit my mistake.

You can't be too careful with the matters of demon. I think I will still go to see my pastor. It won't hurt to get on your knees and receive a demon check just in case.

[Rev. Edward Clement]

Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America!

Down demon! Hold your peace and come out of him! And while you are at it Alphonse, hold your peace and come out of yourself!

Mark
16:17 And these signs shall follow them that believe; In my name shall they cast out devils; they shall speak with new tongues;


Alphonse you are completely in your flesh and going to hell which is why you are possessed by devils!

Galatians
5:19 Now the works of the flesh are manifest, which are these; Adultery, fornication, uncleanness, lasciviousness,
5:20 Idolatry, witchcraft, hatred, variance, emulations, wrath, strife, seditions, heresies,
5:21 Envyings, murders, drunkenness, revellings, and such like: of the which I tell you before, as I have also told you in time past, that they which do such things shall not inherit the kingdom of God.

Oh dear Jesus forgive me for typing the wrong name!
Please Lord replace the name in the quote, that I posted to, Hellios for it is he that is demon possessed. I publicly admit my mistake.