[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America

I'd never heard of that cartoon before. I'll check it out. Thanks for the tip.

Yeah, right you sick Jap bastard!

[Gforce]

Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America

Yeah, right you sick Jap bastard!

Didn't really expect the petty name calling in this kind of place.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America

Didn't really expect the petty name calling in this kind of place.

We get so many unsaved perverts in here, and to most of them, it's the only kind of language they understand. Did I hurt yer widdle feewings?

Well boo freakin' hoo Tojo! So solly! You came into OUR forum, a Christian forum, and claimed that playing that disgusting Angry Birds Nazi sex game made you better able to satisfy your whore of a wife!

When people are polite, we treat them with respect. When their first post is an attempt to troll us, we call a spade a spade, or a slant a slant in your case.

[Gforce]

Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America

Y'all are seriously dilusiona You're all a bunch of piffleing retards if you believe any of the crap on this forum.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America

Y'all are seriously dilusiona You're all a bunch of piffleing retards if you believe any of the crap on this forum.

Listen you sushi sucker, I am not going to sit here and let some slant-eyed pervert tell lies about Landover Baptist Church and MY hometown of Freehold, Iowa. And yes, Pastor Deacon Fred USED to speak at atheist conventions, trying his damnedest to save their hellbound souls!

What kind of Christians would we be if we didn't try to save unsaved trash morons like you?

[Gforce]

Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America

If you're trying to "save" people like me then why do you keep insulting me. You're just going to drive me away.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America

If you're trying to "save" people like me then why do you keep insulting me. You're just going to drive me away.

Quit whining like a little child. Those insults are only to make you see the Truth(r). God wouldn't want it any other way.

2nd Timothy 4:1-2 "I charge thee therefore before God, and the Lord Jesus Christ, who shall judge the quick and the dead at his appearing and his kingdom; Preach the word; be instant in season, out of season; reprove, rebuke, exhort with all long suffering and doctrine."

[Jedediah]

Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America

If you're trying to "save" people like me then why do you keep insulting me. You're just going to drive me away.

If the Word of God drives you away, then that is just a clear indication that you have been preordained to spend eternity in hell. We can only lead a horse to water; we can't make you drink.

It was decided before you were even a gleam in your parents' eyes whether or not you are preordained to Salvation™ or eternal torments in the lake of fire which has been prepared for satan and his minions.

John 6:64-65
But there are some of you that believe not. For Jesus knew from the beginning who they were that believed not, and who should betray him.
And he said, Therefore said I unto you, that no man can come unto me, except it were given until him of my Father

II Thessalonians 2:11-13
And for this cause God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie:
That they all might be damned who believed not the truth, but had pleasure in unrighteousness.
But we are bound to give thanks alway to God for you, brethren beloved of the Lord, because God hath from the beginning chosen you to salvation through sanctification of the Spirit and belief of the truth:

I have asked the Holy Spirit to tell me whether you are predestined for glory or for torments, but the Holy Spirit just told me that I should teach you what the Bible actually says. I do hope that you will be joining me in Heaven, though. I really do.

[Gforce]

Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America

Listen you sushi sucker, I am not going to sit here and let some slant-eyed pervert tell lies about Landover Baptist Church and MY hometown of Freehold, Iowa. And yes, Pastor Deacon Fred USED to speak at atheist conventions, trying his damnedest to save their hellbound souls!

What kind of Christians would we be if we didn't try to save unsaved trash morons like you?

And FYI, I wasn't talking about Pastor Deacon Fred. I was referring to Chris Harper.

[Gforce]

Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America

And FYI, I wasn't talking about Pastor Deacon Fred. I was referring to Jesus Christ.

Not Jesus christ. I was talking about Jesus Christ.

[HAND OF GOD]

Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America

I agree,it is a harmless game. There is nothing wrong with masturbation,no were in the bible does it say,"tho shalt not masturbate". And I will Probably get banned for this,but I will be herd.You "people" go around with your bibles and judge people that dont live the lives you think everyone should,you call us harlots, devil worshipers, blasphemers.Well im here to say that no one can lead a perfect life.you people are deranged,talking about sleeping with your daughters,thats sick you should be ashamed to call yourselves christens.I have had people like cranky old man tell me im going to hell and there is no saving me,im saved,I know the lord,you people are the ones going too hell,so this is for my bro's avery and phil,this will be my fourth listing on Megan's List,canky old man and all you other tight wads ill see you in hell. WHITE POWER

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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I agree,it is a harmless game. There is nothing wrong with masturbation,no were in the bible does it say,"tho shalt not masturbate". And I will Probably get banned for this,but I will be herd.You "people" go around with your bibles and judge people that dont live the lives you think everyone should,you call us harlots, devil worshipers, blasphemers.Well im here to say that no one can lead a perfect life.you people are deranged,talking about sleeping with your daughters,thats sick you should be ashamed to call yourselves christens.I have had people like cranky old man tell me im going to hell and there is no saving me,im saved,I know the lord,you people are the ones going too hell,so this is for my bro's avery and phil,this will be my fourth ban from this sight,canky old man and all you other tight wads ill see you in hell. WHITE POWER

O NOES! It's the Illiterati, back to mildly annoy us with misspelled insults!

[wait_what]

Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America

O NOES! It's the Illiterati, back to mildly annoy us with misspelled insults!

Thank you for the heads up. Seeing your post let me know I could ignore his. Oh, wait, I do that anyways!

[Cursed]

Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America

but I will be herd.

You got that right.

You "people" go around with your bibles and judge people that dont live the lives you think everyone should,you call us harlots, devil worshipers, blasphemers.

There's nothing wrong with calling people harlots, devil worshipers, and blasphemers; that's what they are, and we must be totally honest as we are True Christians.

Well im here to say that no one can lead a perfect life.

Jesus Christ can.

you people are deranged,talking about sleeping with your daughters,thats sick you should be ashamed to call yourselves christens.I have had people like cranky old man tell me im going to hell and there is no saving me,im saved,I know the lord,you people are the ones going too hell,so this is for my bro's avery and phil,this will be my fourth ban from this sight,canky old man and all you other tight wads ill see you in hell. WHITE POWER

You sick racist pedophile. Typical atheist.

[Professor Bessemer]

Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America

A STRING OF RANDOM LETTERS AND SPACES. I BELIEVE I SPOTTED SOME ACTUAL WORDS.

The writing style that James Joyce created and used to write the nearly unreadable Ulysses is called Stream of Consciousness. This person has just invented Stream of Unconsciousness.