[Jasper V]

Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America!

Oh mine..

One more reason for God to hate Finland.
Im feeling kinda ashamed for the sake of Finnish
satan worshippers to go this far by creating game
with such a vile purpose.

Masturbationsimulator is what I would call this game.
Who is to blame? The man behind the device or the ones who created filthy tasks for the device to be done? I do suspect anyhow they both are in guilt.


J

[Pooter kid]

Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America

This explains a lot. All seven of my children have been telling me that their secular school mates have been "giving them the Bird." Now I understand what is going on. Time to sue to get Angry Birds banned from all public places! Thanks, Cranks!

Good luck with suing a multi-million company that can get better lawyers than you.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Good luck with suing a multi-million company that can get better lawyers than you.

Don't be silly. Do you think the Faith of Christ spread throughout the world by virtue of lawyers? That doesn't make sense when one looks at history. One can clearly see the spread of the Christian Religion, most notably in regions easily accessible to the early Romans, such as Europe and parts of Asia and India that weren't overrun with rats and barbaric heathens, and Africa after the ports were established so trade could be conducted and thus provide a civilized means by which the Truth was spread, and then in time in regions accessible to the Europeans once they had ships that could reliably carry them to the New World and back again. This was conducted not by the power of written law, but by the power of Divine Prudence. This isn't rocket science, dear. It's Faith.

[Alvin Moss]

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Good luck with suing a multi-million company that can get better lawyers than you.

I would like to add that we can field a very powerful team of Jews ourselves, when the need arises.

[LoveOurLord]

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Guys, stop, you're going too far, some people might catch on. Also you might want to change this reply to <picture of hardcore fetishes removed> or something as such.

[Alvin Moss]

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Guys, stop, you're going too far, some people might catch on. Also you might want to change this reply to <picture of hardcore fetishes removed> or something as such.

What do you want here, rude person? It is only common decency to introduce yourself if you are going to insert yourself into a conversation. Also, it is our first request of all newcomers. Get to it or get thee hence.

[Roland]

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Guys, stop, you're going too far, [...]

Hello,

Would you be so kind to define what ¨too far¨ is?

[PunkGay]

Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America!

Should we also ban helmets because they make soldiers (americans aswell) look like nazis ? no ?

[Ph0enix808]

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Should we also ban helmets because they make soldiers (americans aswell) look like nazis ? no ?

Now thatch just crazy talk! There is a fine difference between American helmets and Nazi helmets
You sir(or Ma'am) should learn to Punctuate and Capitalize
Also don't be a thread necromancer

[SavedbyChrist]

Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America!

you need to move your finger over the surface faster and faster. When the game progresses even more you also have to touch a certain spot over and over to get your reward. Those who have, reluctantly, studied the ways of sluts, whores and harlots will recognize female masturbation here! That's right! The best way to play Angry Birds is also the best way to make a women climax! So Angry Birds is training both men and women in how to get a women to orgasm! And as we all know only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!

This is not why God gave us fingers!

I'm genuinely curious: Why is it wrong for a woman to orgasm?

And if it's so wrong, how do you know how a female orgasm works, apparently?

I don't want someone flicking my phone every five minutes like you do in this game. Takes more than that to get a high score with me.

[Elmer G. White]

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I'm genuinely curious: Why is it wrong for a woman to orgasm?

And if it's so wrong, how do you know how a female orgasm works, apparently?

I don't want someone flicking my phone every five minutes like you do in this game. Takes more than that to get a high score with me.

Dear child,

You are starting to develop a healthy interest in the commandments of Jesus and how to live according to His master plan. Ignorance can be treated. Briefly, intercourse was Created to enable procreation (Genesis 1:22), not pleasure. I can personally testify that the actual conjugal act is tedious and at best relatively quickly over BUT it produces new soldiers for Christ. A longer explanation is also available. The physiological mecanisms of a positive feedback loop mediated by the parasympathetic nervous system and N. pudendus are totally irrelevant when compared to the Words of Jesus!



Also relevant in this respect is John 8:34
Jesus answered them, Verily, verily, I say unto you, Whosoever committeth sin is the servant of sin.

It was a pleasure to assist you in your schooling!


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Mary Etheldreda]

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I'm genuinely curious: Why is it wrong for a woman to orgasm?

Because it means she's in the service of SATAN!

Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!!

And if it's so wrong, how do you know how a female orgasm works, apparently?

By that logic, no one would know sticking knitting needles in your eyeball is wrong unless they first determine it works.

[Comatoserocker]

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So true, there are tons of dumb heads on this website who come up with the silliest of stories. There even one about thumb sucking being evil! I mean seriously? This is why I'm quitting lol

[Redeemed Papist]

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So true, there are tons of dumb heads on this website who come up with the silliest of stories. There even one about thumb sucking being evil! I mean seriously? This is why I'm quitting lol

Now you're just being nasty. Why are fake Christians always so full of hate?

Where do they get their information from about God? It's certainly not the Bible. They just make it up, because there is only one source of non-made-up information about God and that is the King James Bible.

[thrrowaway]

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Angry Birds is a Finnish "game" which originated on Steve Jobs' gayPhone. It is now spreading like a cancer to other devices. Never in my 50 years on the web have I met such horror. There can be no doubt that everyone who plays Angry Birds will end up in Hell! Thanks go to Brother John Creeser for bringing this great horror to my attention.

The pigs looking like Nazi's is no coincidence!


A SEX Training Game!
Angry Birds is played by slowly moving your finger over the surface of your phone. As the game progresses you need to move your finger over the surface faster and faster. When the game progresses even more you also have to touch a certain spot over and over to get your reward. Those who have, reluctantly, studied the ways of sluts, whores and harlots will recognize female masturbation here! That's right! The best way to play Angry Birds is also the best way to make a women climax! So Angry Birds is training both men and women in how to get a women to orgasm! And as we all know only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms! God clearly disapproves of masturbation! Matthew 5:28 "But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart."

This is not why God gave us fingers!


A direct attack on Jesus Christ!
Once more and more people got seduced by Angry Birds the gay sex orgy fanatics at Rovio launched a new version of the game directly attacking Jesus Christ! God will smite all those who played this anti-Christ version of Angry Birds! 2nd Chronicles 15:13 "That whosoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman."

Mocking Jesus Christ on His own birthday!


Hardcore Costume SEX!
Not only does Angry Birds teach people to fornicate like rabbits, a lot of really really sick people have sex while wearing Angry Birds costumes and driving Angry Birds cars! And we all know, furries are the love child of Satan and anime! God doesn't like this! Exodus 22:19 "Whosoever lieth with a beast shall surely be put to death."

Furry sex freaks love having sex wearing Angry Birds costumes!


DESTROYING America!
It is no coincidence that our economy started tanking at exactly the same moment Angry Birds was released. Our deficit has tripled due to the horror that is Angry Birds! Once we used to be a nation of productive people kicking ass in the global economy. Now we get crushed by the Chinese who don't like Angry Birds because it reminds them of their beloved Peking Duck. So while Americans are wasting their lives playing Angry Birds, China is obliterating our economy! God is not pleased about Angry Birds making America lazy! Proverbs 12:24 "The hand of the diligent will rule, But the lazy man will be put to forced labor."

Angry Bird is very bad for America's piggy banks!

Its a game about shooting birds out of slingshots to help them fly and get their eggs back. You are looking way to deep sir.