[Alphonse Alban]

Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America!

Down demon! Hold your peace and come out of him! And while you are at it Alphonse, hold your peace and come out of yourself!

Mark
16:17 And these signs shall follow them that believe; In my name shall they cast out devils; they shall speak with new tongues;


Alphonse you are completely in your flesh and going to hell which is why you are possessed by devils!

Galatians
5:19 Now the works of the flesh are manifest, which are these; Adultery, fornication, uncleanness, lasciviousness,
5:20 Idolatry, witchcraft, hatred, variance, emulations, wrath, strife, seditions, heresies,
5:21 Envyings, murders, drunkenness, revellings, and such like: of the which I tell you before, as I have also told you in time past, that they which do such things shall not inherit the kingdom of God.

These are worrying news. I have never been possessed by demon before, so I do not recognize the symptoms. I must go see my pastor at utmost haste.

[Rev. Edward Clement]

Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America!

There is much hatred in you, I mean even more than unsaved trash usually have. There must still be reason why Jesus send you to this God's favorite forum. Maybe you should make an intoduction here and tell us little about yourself.

Down demon! Hold your peace and come out of him! And while you are at it Alphonse, hold your peace and come out of yourself!

Mark
16:17 And these signs shall follow them that believe; In my name shall they cast out devils; they shall speak with new tongues;


Alphonse you are completely in your flesh and going to hell which is why you are possessed by devils!

Galatians
5:19 Now the works of the flesh are manifest, which are these; Adultery, fornication, uncleanness, lasciviousness,
5:20 Idolatry, witchcraft, hatred, variance, emulations, wrath, strife, seditions, heresies,
5:21 Envyings, murders, drunkenness, revellings, and such like: of the which I tell you before, as I have also told you in time past, that they which do such things shall not inherit the kingdom of God.

[Alphonse Alban]

Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America!

Haha piffle you, you sons of bitches and children of satin, may you all rot in a pit and while you guys are rotting in hell i might stop by, cause i know im going there, im gonna ask god if i can go there just so i can beat the piffle out of you assholes

There is much hatred in you, I mean even more than unsaved trash usually have. There must still be reason why Jesus send you to this God's favorite forum. Maybe you should make an intoduction here and tell us little about yourself.

[Hellios]

Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America!

Haha fuck you, you sons of bitches and children of satin, may you all rot in a pit and while you guys are rotting in hell i might stop by, cause i know im going there, im gonna ask god if i can go there just so i can beat the fuck out of you assholes

[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America!

This is about as sad as it gets, its a game where you shoot pigs with birds and you say it PROMOTES FEMALE MASTURBATION you piffleing idiots i hate colts i am sick and tired of seeing jackass psychotic shit heads like you thinking its funny to think a game as simple as this as satanic, none of you guys have very many friends do you? I cant wait to report this shit to authorities, oh and america dosnt have freedom of speech in the constitution it has freedom of the press, so you guys can get in serious shit for this, as in oh lets see, conspiracy, impeachment of other peoples rights, oh and racism, and sexism

Feel free, cupcake. The non-emergency number for the Portland Police Department is 503-823-3333.

We'll be sure to send them copies of all your hateful and profane posts for the case file.

May you give up the sin and find Jesus Christ.

In Him

[Hellios]

Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America!

This is about as sad as it gets, its a game where you shoot pigs with birds and you say it PROMOTES FEMALE MASTURBATION you fucking idiots i hate colts i am sick and tired of seeing jackass psychotic shit heads like you thinking its funny to think a game as simple as this as satanic, none of you guys have very many friends do you? I cant wait to report this shit to authorities, oh and america dosnt have freedom of speech in the constitution it has freedom of the press, so you guys can get in serious shit for this, as in oh lets see, conspiracy, impeachment of other peoples rights, oh and racism, and sexism

[Rev. Edward Clement]

Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America!

Oh sorry forgot to cite....

LEARN THAT IN SUNDAY SCHOOL!!!!!

CATHOLIC FTW! >: )

No, you won nothing except a ticket to be chained to sodomizind demons in HELL! We know that cathiolickers are a buch of Pagans(Witches) masquerading as Christians, and papist child molesters!

You are most defenitely going to HELL!

2 Peter
3:7 But the heavens and the earth, which are now, by the same word are kept in store, reserved unto fire against the day of judgment and perdition of ungodly men

And we know that the Cathiolicker church is the Great Whore!

Revelation
17:5 And upon her forehead was a name written, MYSTERY, BABYLON THE GREAT, THE MOTHER OF HARLOTS AND ABOMINATIONS OF THE EARTH.

[savageturok]

Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America!

Where does it say that in the Bible? Or do you just make Jesus up as you go along?

Oh sorry forgot to cite....

LEARN THAT IN SUNDAY SCHOOL!!!!!

CATHOLIC FTW! >: )

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America!

I'm already with him...he is my best friend....he is happy when I have fun with videogames and party with my friends! I'm living! That's it

Where does it say that in the Bible? Or do you just make Jesus up as you go along?

[savageturok]

Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America!

Will you come to Jesus and repent of your sin?

In Christ

I'm already with him...he is my best friend....he is happy when I have fun with videogames and party with my friends! I'm living! That's it

[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America!

Still.....can't see the bad thing about angry birds! I LOVE ANGRY BIRDS! just birds....that are angry, why? because pigs stole their eggs!.......Simple and fun

I know, young man. Sin is comforting when it is all you know. But every time you stroke your finger over that screen, just think of what you could be accomplishing as a witness for Jesus Christ.

But if you refuse Him, just imagine yourself in that slingshot as God flings your foul soul into the fires of Hell for hating Him.

Will you come to Jesus and repent of your sin?

In Christ

[savageturok]

Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America!

Those are even worse than the original filth. "Seasons" glorifies Santa Claus rather than Jesus Christ. And "Rio" takes place in that wasteland of Brazil where they eat crackers and worship the antichrist in the Vatican.

Still.....can't see the bad thing about angry birds! I LOVE ANGRY BIRDS! just birds....that are angry, why? because pigs stole their eggs!.......Simple and fun

[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America!

And what about the Seasons and Rio versions....satanic too? They are awesome!

Those are even worse than the original filth. "Seasons" glorifies Santa Claus rather than Jesus Christ. And "Rio" takes place in that wasteland of Brazil where they eat crackers and worship the antichrist in the Vatican.

[savageturok]

Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America!

And what about the Seasons and Rio versions....satanic too? They are awesome!

[Isaac Fisher]

Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America!

~pointless and illiterate trolling deleted~

Wow, you really aren't very good at trolling, are you?