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  • handmaiden
    Is a good, decent True Christian™ lady
    True Christian™
    • May 2010
    • 11294

    #166
    Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America!

    Originally posted by thrrowaway View Post
    It's a game about shooting birds out of slingshots to help them fly and get their eggs back. You are looking way too deep sir.
    Isn't your atheist god, Freud, always saying that there is always a hidden layer of meaning beneath the everyday activities in which we engage?


    And what is wrong with being a little deep? Are you saying that we should aspire to being banal and frivolous?
    His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

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    • MitzaLizalor
      Completely CRAZY for the Lord
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2010
      • 14225

      #167
      Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America!

      Originally posted by thrrowaway View Post
      Its a game about shooting birds out of slingshots to help them fly
      What, like ostriches?

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      • WWJDnow
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Aug 2009
        • 6307

        #168
        Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America!

        I have never played this sinful game (nor will I), but I have to say that referring to women as "birds" is quite rude, and we certainly shouldn't teach our children to shoot at them with slingshots. Women need to be protected so they can take care of the home and babies.
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        • Des
          True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Jun 2013
          • 2718

          #169
          Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America!

          Originally posted by WWJDnow View Post
          I have never played this sinful game (nor will I), but I have to say that referring to women as "birds" is quite rude
          I've been told that broads hate being called chicks.
          Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

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          • MitzaLizalor
            Completely CRAZY for the Lord
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2010
            • 14225

            #170
            Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America!

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            • Diesel Stanford
              Unsaved trash aka The Flood of Disinformation
               
              • Apr 2018
              • 267

              #171
              Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America!

              Also, it is blasphemous and sinful to make animals act like human beings.



              All fleshis not the same flesh: but there is one kind offlesh of men, another flesh of beasts, another of fishes, and another of birds. 1 Corinthians 15:39

              Ecclesiastes 5:3b "A fool's voice is known by multitude of words."

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              • MitzaLizalor
                Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2010
                • 14225

                #172
                Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America!

                How could an animal act like a human being? Not even using electric shocks could an eel do calculus. "What about elephants?" you may ask. "With sufficient voltage applied couldn't they crochet a lilac cover for my hot water bottle?" It's been tried. After quite a short time, elephants become incapable of anything.

                Now shoot that chicken out a cannon. Ostriches are quite aggressive and have claws. How would you get one voluntarily into a cannon? Live bio-artillery would seem restricted to humans (they have to climb in) maybe a flea or an aardvark could be enticed with an interesting food item but even then, the human needs no inducement: the aardvark is not behaving like a human.

                Are you suggesting electrocuting aardvarks?

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                • Cranky Old Man
                  Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                  You kids get off his lawn!
                   
                  • Jan 2010
                  • 22356

                  #173
                  Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America!

                  Originally posted by thrrowaway View Post
                  Its a game about shooting birds out of slingshots to help them fly and get their eggs back. You are looking way to deep sir.
                  The only part right about your rambling is the decency to call me sir.

                  Apparently you never actually played the game and clearly have nothing even closely resembling a clue about it.

                  Biden voter I presume...
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                  To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                  James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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