[Frigid North]

Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America!

In the Bible, it does say that if one part of your body causes you to sin, then it is better to cut it off or rip it out, and send it to Hell, rather than allowing the rest of your body to go to Hell as well.

well, looks like all you christians better start neutering yourselves

[MisterM]

Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America!

Now people are already making Angry Birds Sex Costumes



See, she is naked under the costume. Disgusting...

And how about angry birds sex toy?

Warning, this link contains pornographic material

YiC, M

[Hype]

Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America!

Whatever,and how is angry birds a sex training game?

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America!

Whatever,and how is angry birds a sex training game?

You kidding me, you ever play the game newb?

[carcinoGeneticist]

Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America!

I...I...what.
What is this even...
I don't understand wtf is even going on here
It's just a game where you fling birds at pigs...
o.O

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America!

I don't understand [obscenity deleted] is even going on here

That is the first truthful thing you've said so far.

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

[DarkPixelBlade]

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Please refrain from you faggot talk! Why are you obsessed with your middle finger? Also previously you said Derp a Herb. I am guessing that is fag slang for sticking vegetables up your bottom. Your kind disgust me.

YiC

Jack

You're stupid, Flipping someone off or "giving them the birdie" is to extend you middle finger in the air so the other person can see it. It means "f*ck you"

Derp a HERP is to say what someone said is stupid

[Mary Etheldreda]

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You're stupid, Flipping someone off or "giving them the birdie" is to extend you middle finger in the air so the other person can see it. It means "f*ck you"

Derp a HERP is to say what someone said is stupid

Let me see if I understand. You came to our friendly forums, read, I presume, about the Good News of Jesus Christ having died temporarily so you wouldn't have to pay the price for your own sinful ways, and instead of inquiring, you replied to a post 18 months old to insult the gentleman who authored that post?

Why not ask about Jesus? Why not ask about Salvation? There is so much more to life than pretend birds, games, enjoyment, pleasure, friends, and family! There is a Jealous God to know and serve in hopes of gaining access to Heaven to serve and praise Him forever!

[Bobby-Joe]

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Why not ask about Jesus? Why not ask about Salvation? There is so much more to life than pretend birds, games, enjoyment, pleasure, friends, and family! There is a Jealous God to know and serve in hopes of gaining access to Heaven to serve and praise Him forever!

The explanation is simple; the poster has been sucked into the Angry Bird's life style of easy gay sex and socialized drug abuse. He doesn't care about Christ's message because it doesn't help him get his next hit of drugs.

Angry Birds is the Sodom of the modern age.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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You're stupid, Flipping someone off or "giving them the birdie" is to extend you middle finger in the air so the other person can see it. It means "f*ck you"

Please stop trying to seduce my Brother in Christ.

He is not interested in being your rough-trade bottom pig boy.

[Brother Jeremiah]

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You're stupid, Flipping someone off or "giving them the birdie" is to extend you middle finger in the air so the other person can see it. It means "f*ck you"

Derp a HERP is to say what someone said is stupid

Is this "middle finger" thing end up with your middle finger up someone's bottom and tell them to f*ck them? If so, that's completely gross and vulgar. Nothing goes up the bottom, and using swear words is not something that the lord approves of.

Derp a herp? Is that gay slang for having anal sex with a herpes-infected individual? Good gravy, you queers need to smarten up before you infect everyone with your hellish diseases. Perhaps becoming straight and selling all your sex toys would be a step in the right direction?

[siphoned aka Manuel]

Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America!

Angry Birds is a Finnish "game" which originated on Steve Jobs' gayPhone. It is now spreading like a cancer to other devices. Never in my 50 years on the web have I met such horror. There can be no doubt that everyone who plays Angry Birds will end up in Hell! Thanks go to Brother John Creeser for bringing this great horror to my attention.

The pigs looking like Nazi's is no coincidence!


A SEX Training Game!
Angry Birds is played by slowly moving your finger over the surface of your phone. As the game progresses you need to move your finger over the surface faster and faster. When the game progresses even more you also have to touch a certain spot over and over to get your reward. Those who have, reluctantly, studied the ways of sluts, whores and harlots will recognize female masturbation here! That's right! The best way to play Angry Birds is also the best way to make a women climax! So Angry Birds is training both men and women in how to get a women to orgasm! And as we all know only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms! God clearly disapproves of masturbation! Matthew 5:28 "But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart."

This is not why God gave us fingers!


A direct attack on Jesus Christ!
Once more and more people got seduced by Angry Birds the gay sex orgy fanatics at Rovio launched a new version of the game directly attacking Jesus Christ! God will smite all those who played this anti-Christ version of Angry Birds! 2nd Chronicles 15:13 "That whosoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman."

Mocking Jesus Christ on His own birthday!


Hardcore Costume SEX!
Not only does Angry Birds teach people to fornicate like rabbits, a lot of really really sick people have sex while wearing Angry Birds costumes and driving Angry Birds cars! And we all know, furries are the love child of Satan and anime! God doesn't like this! Exodus 22:19 "Whosoever lieth with a beast shall surely be put to death."

Furry sex freaks love having sex wearing Angry Birds costumes!


DESTROYING America!
It is no coincidence that our economy started tanking at exactly the same moment Angry Birds was released. Our deficit has tripled due to the horror that is Angry Birds! Once we used to be a nation of productive people kicking ass in the global economy. Now we get crushed by the Chinese who don't like Angry Birds because it reminds them of their beloved Peking Duck. So while Americans are wasting their lives playing Angry Birds, China is obliterating our economy! God is not pleased about Angry Birds making America lazy! Proverbs 12:24 "The hand of the diligent will rule, But the lazy man will be put to forced labor."

Angry Bird is very bad for America's piggy banks!

dude if this is the grossest thing on the internet you have seen than you aren't really on the internet.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America!

dude if this is the grossest thing on the internet you have seen than you aren't really on the internet.

How can it get any worse than mocking Our Lord Jesus Christ?

[Bobby-Joe]

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How can it get any worse than mocking Our Lord Jesus Christ?

Do we really want that question answered. Doubtless the poster will reply about something involving human excrement but what he doesn't understand is EVERYTHING and unsaved does is like watching them eat excrement to a TRUE Christian(tm).

[John North]

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This game is even more sinister than we first thought. Syrian terrorists are using Angry Birds as an interactive tutorial on how to kill Godly Americans. It’s very similar to how the 9/11 terrorists used flight simulators in their preparations.

In the video we can see some filthy Arabs trying to launch long distance grenades against USA, obviously using techniques obtained from Angry Birds.