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  • #151
    Re: The Nintendo 3DS is RADIOACTIVE and Rapes Your Child!!!

    you people are just that stupid arnt you? take a gun put it to your head and shot yourself!! cause no one here wants you! i bet your god is just waiting for you to die so he can send you to hell
    Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
    abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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    • #152
      Re: The Nintendo 3DS is RADIOACTIVE and Rapes Your Child!!!

      Originally posted by Cockinpally View Post
      cause no one here wants you!
      Don't be silly
      Just because Jesus hating heathen like you does not like Christians, does not make it "no one". Stop being so self-centered, there's a big world outside your closed little mind

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      • #153
        Re: The Nintendo 3DS is RADIOACTIVE and Rapes Your Child!!!

        Originally posted by Cockinpully View Post
        you people are just that stupid arnt you? take a gun put it to your head and shot yourself!! cause no one here wants you! i bet your god is just waiting for you to die so he can send you to hell
        Dear Godmocking Whore;

        Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and spreading your legs for anyone with an American dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

        Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
        5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
        5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
        Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

        YIC,

        --Pastor Ezekiel
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • #154
          Re: The Nintendo 3DS is RADIOACTIVE and Rapes Your Child!!!

          Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
          ...for years, the Nintendo 3DS changes all games into pornographic sex games! It is no longer possible to protect our children from Japanese filth. Take this innocent Japanese girl for example.
          The picture is ecchi, ecchi is 16+.
          The 3D capabilities of the Nintendo 3DS will allow your innocent children to look from the bottom up and look at the girls underwear.
          Again, ecchi, it is still 16+
          Changing innocent children into masturbating maniacs!...
          It's the game's fault! Not the people older than 16 who are looking at the ecchi 16+ picture!

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          • #155
            Re: The Nintendo 3DS is RADIOACTIVE and Rapes Your Child!!!

            Originally posted by Kido_Tsubomi View Post
            The picture is ecchi, ecchi is 16+. Again, ecchi, it is still 16+
            So you claim the Nintendo 3DS is a child pornography platform!? That is even worse than I thought.

            It's the game's fault!
            And the game is available exclusively on... The Nintendo 3DS! Case closed. God wins.
            5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
            To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
            James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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            • #156
              Re: The Nintendo 3DS is RADIOACTIVE and Rapes Your Child!!!

              Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
              So you claim the Nintendo 3DS is a child pornography platform!? That is even worse than I thought.
              Forgot to mention
              1. I believe that the ecchi picture is not from a game.
              2. Even if it was from a game it would either:
              A) Not come with the 3ds and be advertised separately with a Mature/Teen ERSB rating on it (Most likely mature)
              Come in a package with the 3ds, but, having the game and package the game comes with Mature/Teen
              And the game is available exclusively on... The Nintendo 3DS!
              Doubt that it was from a game, unless you can show me the game it was from, we'll say it wasn't from a game (As they say, innocent until proven guilty)
              Case closed.
              Nope, case re-opened
              God wins.
              A fictional character cannot win

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              • #157
                Re: The Nintendo 3DS is RADIOACTIVE and Rapes Your Child!!!

                Originally posted by Kido_Tsubomi
                A real character, not a real character, I keep making typos
                (Darn) it, I'm just going to stop attempting to correct these. Guess I'll go service a few sweaty truck drives with my mouth.
                Last edited by Zechariah Smyth; 02-26-2014, 12:54 AM. Reason: Language.

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                • #158
                  Re: The Nintendo 3DS is RADIOACTIVE and Rapes Your Child!!!

                  Originally posted by Jack O'fagan View Post
                  But they are compatible. A friend of mine has one and she said it plugged in quite nicely.

                  YiC

                  Jack
                  Nope the 3DS has a port for headphones,charger and well that's it.
                  Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
                  abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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                  • #159
                    Re: The Nintendo 3DS is RADIOACTIVE and Rapes Your Child!!!

                    Ok all im saying is that if these very few people on this form stop buying Nintendo products made in Kyoto,CHINA Nintendo would still have enough money to stay afloat for 50 whole years!!!! How great is that?
                    Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
                    abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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                    • #160
                      Re: The Nintendo 3DS is RADIOACTIVE and Rapes Your Child!!!

                      Originally posted by Science=Satan View Post
                      Ok all im saying is that if these very few people on this form stop buying Nintendo products made in Kyoto,CHINA Nintendo would still have enough money to stay afloat for 50 whole years!!!! How great is that?
                      All the parents in China can buy Nintendos and if the LORD Himself wanted to shut down the company, He will. You have seen what He can do, right?



                      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                      • #161
                        Re: The Nintendo 3DS is RADIOACTIVE and Rapes Your Child!!!

                        Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                        All the parents in China can buy Nintendos and if the LORD Himself wanted to shut down the company, He will. You have seen what He can do, right?



                        You do know Nintendo started making games in 1889 and nothing bad has happened to them...right?
                        Lev.20:13
                        If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                        • #162
                          Re: The Nintendo 3DS is RADIOACTIVE and Rapes Your Child!!!

                          Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                          Apparently Japan learned nothing from their recent punishment by God. Instead of becoming decent and serving Jesus they released the Nintendo 3DS to destroy our children!

                          Psalm 9:17 "The wicked shall be turned into hell, and all the nations that forget God."

                          3D Gaming, the ultimate Satanic invention!
                          Three-Dimensional gaming is pure evil. While we have been working on getting dangerous video games banned for years, the Nintendo 3DS changes all games into pornographic sex games! It is no longer possible to protect our children from Japanese filth. Take this innocent Japanese girl for example. The 3D capabilities of the Nintendo 3DS will allow your innocent children to look from the bottom up and look at the girls underwear. Changing innocent children into masturbating maniacs!

                          Matthew 5:28 "But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart."



                          All Nintendo 3DS devices are highly radioactive!
                          The Nintendo factory is very close to the Fukushima Daiichi nuclear power plant. They even share the same canteen! What Nintendo claims to be "Top Screen Backlight" is actually radiation! They are polluting both the souls and the bodies of our innocent children!

                          Jeremiah 9:15 "Therefore thus saith the LORD of hosts, the God of Israel; Behold, I will feed them, even this people, with wormwood, and give them water of gall to drink."



                          It rapes your children!
                          When your innocent child unwraps his new Nintendo 3DS he will be in for a nasty surprise! The accessories included with the Nintento 3DS have but one purpose! Raping your child over and over until he voluntarily wants to move to Japan to manually clean up the Fukushima Daiichi reactors!

                          Deuteronomy 22:28-29 "If a man find a damsel that is a virgin, which is not betrothed, and lay hold on her, and lie with her, and they be found; Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel's father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her, he may not put her away all his days."

                          LOL ... Pornographic images in nitendos???????? ROFL. How horny art thou old man??? You even remind me of this flasher I saw the other day. he was trying to teach children the importance of the good lord. I bet it WAS you

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                          • #163
                            Re: The Nintendo 3DS is RADIOACTIVE and Rapes Your Child!!!

                            Originally posted by rolledupboob View Post
                            LOL ... Pornographic images in nitendos???????? ROFL. How horny art thou old man??? You even remind me of this flasher I saw the other day. he was trying to teach children the importance of the good lord. I bet it WAS you
                            Yeah and guess what i image searched the girl and guess what? Its from a thread on a different site called 5 games you WONT see on the Nintendo 3DS.
                            Lev.20:13
                            If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                            • #164
                              Re: The Nintendo 3DS is RADIOACTIVE and Rapes Your Child!!!

                              Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                              Apparently Japan learned nothing from their recent punishment by God. Instead of becoming decent and serving Jesus they released the Nintendo 3DS to destroy our children!

                              Psalm 9:17 "The wicked shall be turned into hell, and all the nations that forget God."

                              3D Gaming, the ultimate Satanic invention!
                              Three-Dimensional gaming is pure evil. While we have been working on getting dangerous video games banned for years, the Nintendo 3DS changes all games into pornographic sex games! It is no longer possible to protect our children from Japanese filth. Take this innocent Japanese girl for example. The 3D capabilities of the Nintendo 3DS will allow your innocent children to look from the bottom up and look at the girls underwear. Changing innocent children into masturbating maniacs!

                              Matthew 5:28 "But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart."



                              All Nintendo 3DS devices are highly radioactive!
                              The Nintendo factory is very close to the Fukushima Daiichi nuclear power plant. They even share the same canteen! What Nintendo claims to be "Top Screen Backlight" is actually radiation! They are polluting both the souls and the bodies of our innocent children!

                              Jeremiah 9:15 "Therefore thus saith the LORD of hosts, the God of Israel; Behold, I will feed them, even this people, with wormwood, and give them water of gall to drink."



                              It rapes your children!
                              When your innocent child unwraps his new Nintendo 3DS he will be in for a nasty surprise! The accessories included with the Nintento 3DS have but one purpose! Raping your child over and over until he voluntarily wants to move to Japan to manually clean up the Fukushima Daiichi reactors!

                              Deuteronomy 22:28-29 "If a man find a damsel that is a virgin, which is not betrothed, and lay hold on her, and lie with her, and they be found; Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel's father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her, he may not put her away all his days."

                              How does it rape them? None of the accessories publicly marketed are motorized. I've never heard of any games for it that are pornographic. If there are, they are rated "mature," and the device can easily be set to prevent those games from being played. As for radioactivity, you have to remember that high levels were contained to the area close to the plant (reactor safety precautions have been increased since the Chernobyl disaster). If there is any radioactivity on the devices, it is low-level. Has anybody used a Geiger counter to check?

                              YiC

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                              • #165
                                Re: The Nintendo 3DS is RADIOACTIVE and Rapes Your Child!!!

                                Alright, I've been running tests all night and I'm afraid I have not found any substantial evidence. I sat motionless for about an hour with my rectum pointed towards my Nintendo 3DS device. However, contrary to your statement, I never encountered a situation whereby it attempted to force any sexual action upon me. I then ran a test to see how the device would react with a combination of me stripping, aphrodisiacs, and smooth jazz, yet my anus remains rather tight and non-flimsy.
                                Progress reports to come.
                                "Thou siteth ist bullshit." FuckYou 12:23

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