The Nintendo 3DS is RADIOACTIVE and Rapes Your Child!!!

[Dr. Isaiah Jones]

Re: The Nintendo 3DS is RADIOACTIVE and Rapes Your Child!!!

they are in a terrifying crisis now. I am sure the last thing they want to do is 'rape some children'.

The japs got themselves into this "terrifying crisis" by raping children and mocking God.

Psalm 55:15 "Let death seize upon them, and let them go down quick into hell: for wickedness is in their dwellings, and among them."

[sonovawhore]

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Why are you defending them? Are you a child rapist?

they are in a terrifying crisis now. I am sure the last thing they want to do is 'rape some children'.

[Cranky Old Man]

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Japan JUST suffered a mass devastation in loss of thousands of innocent lives to destructive natural disasters and you have the AUDACITY to criticize them and declare them and their products 'indecent'. Shame on you.

Why are you defending them? Are you a child rapist?

[sonovawhore]

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[QUOTE=Cranky Old Man;716776]Apparently Japan learned nothing from their recent punishment by God. Instead of becoming decent and serving Jesus they released the Nintendo 3DS to destroy our children!

Japan JUST suffered a mass devastation in loss of thousands of innocent lives to destructive natural disasters and you have the AUDACITY to criticize them and declare them and their products 'indecent'. Shame on you.

[Palmer C. Eldrich]

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What Nintendo claims to be "Top Screen Backlight" is actually radiation!

Jeremiah 9:15 "Therefore thus saith the LORD of hosts, the God of Israel; Behold, I will feed them, even this people, with wormwood, and give them water of gall to drink."

I'm pretty sure that everything that comes out of Japan from now on is going to be covered in radiation.

[Nobar King]

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It comes with a viborator? Is there even an age requirement for buying this thing?

[jennabenna]

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Ahhh, but didn't Ann Coulter just recently say on fox news that radiation is healthy?

[HTannor]

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Quite shocking, Brother Cranky. I'm glad I don't have any children so exposure is not a problem.

I checked with my neighbors here in the trailer park and they don't have one either. Luckily, Roger the quadriplegic next door can't use one, so no problem there.

However, I am somewhat troubled by this image:

The thing in the person's right hand looks sort of familiar. I'm thinking I've seen either Dotty or Dolly (the Dingle sisters) with something like that.

I'll have to investigate more closely.

[Cranky Old Man]

Apparently Japan learned nothing from their recent punishment by God. Instead of becoming decent and serving Jesus they released the Nintendo 3DS to destroy our children!

Psalm 9:17 "The wicked shall be turned into hell, and all the nations that forget God."

3D Gaming, the ultimate Satanic invention!
Three-Dimensional gaming is pure evil. While we have been working on getting dangerous video games banned for years, the Nintendo 3DS changes all games into pornographic sex games! It is no longer possible to protect our children from Japanese filth. Take this innocent Japanese girl for example. The 3D capabilities of the Nintendo 3DS will allow your innocent children to look from the bottom up and look at the girls underwear. Changing innocent children into masturbating maniacs!

Matthew 5:28 "But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart."



All Nintendo 3DS devices are highly radioactive!
The Nintendo factory is very close to the Fukushima Daiichi nuclear power plant. They even share the same canteen! What Nintendo claims to be "Top Screen Backlight" is actually radiation! They are polluting both the souls and the bodies of our innocent children!

Jeremiah 9:15 "Therefore thus saith the LORD of hosts, the God of Israel; Behold, I will feed them, even this people, with wormwood, and give them water of gall to drink."



It rapes your children!
When your innocent child unwraps his new Nintendo 3DS he will be in for a nasty surprise! The accessories included with the Nintento 3DS have but one purpose! Raping your child over and over until he voluntarily wants to move to Japan to manually clean up the Fukushima Daiichi reactors!

Deuteronomy 22:28-29 "If a man find a damsel that is a virgin, which is not betrothed, and lay hold on her, and lie with her, and they be found; Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel's father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her, he may not put her away all his days."