[Rev. Q]

Re: The Nintendo 3DS is RADIOACTIVE and Rapes Your Child!!!

The only wholesome video game ever made for ANY Nintendo device that I am aware of was this one:

...and that wasn't even produced by the Japs, but by some faithful nerds at Wisdom Tree in Arizona, which just may be the next battleground where the pinko commie socialists try to sink their unholy teeth.

Granted, even their Bible-themed games cheapen the TRUE MESSAGE of HIS WORD, as evidenced by the fine print stating "Scripture taken from the HOLY BIBLE (sic), New International Version."

[worshiper29]

Re: The Nintendo 3DS is RADIOACTIVE and Rapes Your Child!!!

Wow, this is disturbing! My wife almost bought my sons that system since they were nagging her for one! My boys would've certainly been sodomized by those nasty, vile things.

[James Hutchins]

Re: The Nintendo 3DS is RADIOACTIVE and Rapes Your Child!!!

Wait, I got 500 infraction points for plagiarism? Do you people even know what plagiarism is? It means copying someone without citing a source. All I said was stuff that I didn't do, I kind of assumed I wouldn't need a source. And I didn't copy anyone's information besides going point-by-point from Mr. Hutchins's post as to what I didn't do after buying a Nintendo 3DS. It was right after the post, so even you people can't possibly believe I'd need one.

Mr. Hutchins is the one who failed to cite his source. He makes a serious accusation, which I do research on to find it isn't true at all, no one wants him to cite a source?

Jesus always taught that, when slapped (I know you didn't literally slap me, if you try to make that point then please learn how to use a dictionary so you can learn what a metaphor is), to turn the other cheek. But in this case I think even Jesus himself would slap you guys back.

Sorry, I was busing admonishing some of the help and now I have blisters from the paddle.

This occured out near Huntinton, WV. I had stopped at Mo and Pearls Diner for lunch (best meatloaf in all of WV) and picked up a copy of the Huntington Gazette. I seem to recall that Mr. Wilkinson got fired from the feed store as none of the farmers wanted feed for their animals touched by a Wilkinson. Really can't blame them. Poor animals would have to relive the horror of being raped every meal. Mr. Wilkinson shot himself shortly thereafter. No one talks about it as it is blemish on the fine towns reputation. One of those dirty little secrets. Drive out there and ask anyone.

[Pastor J.C. Manning, M.D., Ph.D.]

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Dear Roonil Wazlib,

Jesus always taught that, when slapped (I know you didn't literally slap me, if you try to make that point then please learn how to use a dictionary so you can learn what a metaphor is), to turn the other cheek. But in this case I think even Jesus himself would slap you guys back.

You are no doubt referring to Matthew 5:38-42 and Luke 6:27-31. First of all, as you already mentioned, no one literally slapped you. So the scripture clearly does not apply to your case.

But there is more that can be said about this. Communists have been abusing this scripture for decades to change Americans into defenseless pacifist drug addicted hippies just waiting for Muslims to take over. But as Leviticus 24:19–21 and Deuteronomy 19:16-21 make clear, if someone attacks us, we have to retaliate! An eye for an eye! God is no sissy and He doesn't want us to behave like sissies either.

I hope you learned something here.

Yours in Christ,

Pastor J.C. Manning, M.D., Ph.D.

[Roonil Wazlib]

Re: The Nintendo 3DS is RADIOACTIVE and Rapes Your Child!!!

Where exactly did you hear about this? If it's "a friend told me", then please don't bother replying. I sure haven't raped anyone, farm animal, special ed, or otherwise, nor have I shot anyone at K-Mart, so perhaps this Timmy Wilkinson was just crazy to begin with, assuming he exists at all.

Wait, I got 500 infraction points for plagiarism? Do you people even know what plagiarism is? It means copying someone without citing a source. All I said was stuff that I didn't do, I kind of assumed I wouldn't need a source. And I didn't copy anyone's information besides going point-by-point from Mr. Hutchins's post as to what I didn't do after buying a Nintendo 3DS. It was right after the post, so even you people can't possibly believe I'd need one.

Mr. Hutchins is the one who failed to cite his source. He makes a serious accusation, which I do research on to find it isn't true at all, no one wants him to cite a source?

Jesus always taught that, when slapped (I know you didn't literally slap me, if you try to make that point then please learn how to use a dictionary so you can learn what a metaphor is), to turn the other cheek. But in this case I think even Jesus himself would slap you guys back.

[Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson]

Re: The Nintendo 3DS is RADIOACTIVE and Rapes Your Child!!!

I originally thought I was wrong. But then God spoke to me. He told me not to waver in the false beliefs of you people. I can't say whether you believe in God or not, though you guys claim too. But you guys believe in a different idea of God. That much is certain.

You mean God spoke to you and told you exactly what you already believed to be true? Stop the presses!

You can post a big pile of scriptures, but you have no idea what they mean or pertain to. I'm not going to go over that. You brought them in here. Show how they are pertinent to the discussion at hand.

And you can't talking about murdering innocent animals, when you guys killed several rabbits yourself.

It's just a rabbit. Haven't you ever shot a wild hare? I used to keep an air rifle .22 just for hares that tried to eat out of my garden. You can only eat the spring hares, though.

As I said before, the bible says we should be tolerant of others, despite difference. It also said that we shouldn't hate others.

You have somehow managed to post scriptures that say we are to judge others. I don't know exactly how you did that, unless you didn't read any of them. You just copied and pasted some verses you thought agreed with you.How embarrassing for you.

[Cursed]

Re: The Nintendo 3DS is RADIOACTIVE and Rapes Your Child!!!

The incest that occurred between Lot and his daughters has raised many questions, debates and theories as to what the real motives were, who really was at fault, and the level of bias the author of Genesis Chapter 19 had. However, biblical scholars such as Jacob Milgrom, Victor P. Hamilton, and Cakum Carmichael, postulate that the Levitical Laws could not have been developed the way they were, without controversial issues surrounding the Patriarchs of Israel, especially in regards to incest. Carmichael even attributes the entire formulation of the Levitical laws on the lives of the founding fathers of the nation, such as: Abraham, Jacob, Judah, Moses and David who were outstanding figures in Israelite tradition, including the righteous Lot.


According to the above mentioned scholars, the Patriarchs of Israel are the key to understanding how the Priestly laws concerning incest has developed. Incest amongst the patriarchs are as follows: Abraham marries his half-sister; Sarai[Gen.20:11,12] Abraham's brother, Nahor, marries their niece; Milcah [Gen.11:27-29] Isaac marries Rebekah his first cousin, once removed;[Gen.27:42,43;29:10] Jacob marries two sisters who are his first cousins [Gen.29:10,Ch.29] and Moses's parents are nephew and aunt (father's sister).[Exod.6:20] Therefore, it surely mattered to the lawgiver how the issues of incest pertained to these Patriarchs and they are the basis for the laws of the Book of Leviticus chapters 18 and 20.


There are other scholars who also state that the Levitical laws against incest were created to separate the lifestyle of the Israelite from the sinful lifestyle of the cursed people of Canaan,[Gen.9:22-28] despite any incestual involvements the Patriarchs had in the past. The Levitical laws were needed for a developing nation who needed to be seen as different from the world, cleansed and blameless: The first step starting with circumcision.[Gen.17:1,10;Ch.17] So nothing could be held against the Patriarchs for incestuous behavior because this was part of progressive development, from the ways of the world to becoming blameless before their God.[Gen.17:1]

How dare you plagiarize wikipedia and not give credit!

Your "commentary" on Lot and his daughters is lifted directly from that source, and you tried to pass it off as your own writing.

You're obviously not a Christian, no True Christian would steal the intellectual property of another, don't preach to us about right and wrong, you thief! SHAME ON YOU!!!

[JaeEazy]

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The parentsw of little Timmy Wilkinson though it was an innocent game too. That is until little timmy raped several farm animals, then went on and raped th entire class of special ed kids. Now, the special ed rapes were forgiveable but innocent animals? Timmy then went on a shooting rampage, snuffing five smock wearers at Kmart.

Yeah, a innocent game. Al, I know is before he got that satanic game, he was a good kid. He was a cub scout in the pack I was leader of.

Though some video games are harmful to some, games made by Nintendo are generally family oriented.

http://www.ehow.com/list_6027076_christian-wii-games.html

The article above gives a couple reviews on a few of Nintendo's games, using a Christian scale. They're just another form of entertainment, though some go too far, like Mortal Kombat, God of War, and Grand Theft Auto, which are very influential if in the wrong hands. I's really like a source on your Timmy Wilkinson rampage you mentioned? And how is the rape of Special Ed children forgivable?
Deuteronomy 22:25-28 Deuteronomy 22:28-29 x2 Romans 1:26-27 Again! x 3Deuteronomy 22:23-24 x4 Genesis 19:1-38 Jeremiah 1:5 Numbers 31:7-18 Galatians 5:19-21 1 Corinthians 6:9-11 1 Corinthians 6:9 Again!Romans 1:26-2:1 Doesn't exist Romans 1:26 Again! Luke 18:9-14 Luke 10:10-13 Luke 1:39-44 Matthew 22:36-39 Matthew 18:15-17 Matthew 10:15 Matthew 7:1-2 Ezekiel 16:49-50 Ezekiel 16:48-50 Again! Psalm 139:13-16 2 Kings 23:7 1 Kings 14:24 Judges 19:1-30 Deuteronomy 23:17-18 Deuteronomy 23:17 Again! Leviticus 20:13 Leviticus 20:10-16 Leviticus 20:1-27 Again!Leviticus 18:22 Leviticus 18:19-23 Again!Exodus 21:22-25 Genesis 19:5 Genesis 1:26-27


I originally thought I was wrong. But then God spoke to me. He told me not to waver in the false beliefs of you people. I can't say whether you believe in God or not, though you guys claim too. But you guys believe in a different idea of God. That much is certain.

And you can't talking about murdering innocent animals, when you guys killed several rabbits yourself. All because you heard a child had a pet and it embodies the devil. There's no way to know that for sure, but a crime is still a crime and those animals were innocent as far as we know. You guys are nothing more than hateful monsters and should be ashamed. As I said before, the bible says we should be tolerant of others, despite difference. It also said that we shouldn't hate others.

1 John 4:20 Proverbs 10:12 1 John 3:15 Ephesians 4:29 Proverbs 6:16-19 Leviticus 19:17 1 Corinthians 13:4-7 Matthew 6:24 Proverbs 8:13 John 13:34-35 Psalm 97:10 Romans 6:23 Proverbs 15:1 Psalm 101:31 John 1:9 Ephesians 2:8-9 John 10:10 Matthew 10:34 Matthew 10:22 Matthew 5:21 Malachi 1:3 Proverbs 31:6-7 Psalm 119:163 Ephesians 4:28 Ephesians 2:8 John 14:1-3 Psalm 51:6 John 3:16


And for the record, the bible wasn't written BY God. It was written FOR God. By forty different author's. And it's not only a holy book. It contains the earliest days of history, as well as rules to live by. It even contains quotes directly from God. People in the forums keep telling you guys that a lot, not all, of the stuff in the bible are metaphors and they're right.

For example, we are all born sinners. As we grow older, we're still sinners. The only perfect human being was Jesus, which of course, was God in human form. You guys say that Lot was a "just man", but he was a sinner too. But he was save by the two angel's who visited him.

The incest that occurred between Lot and his daughters has raised many questions, debates and theories as to what the real motives were, who really was at fault, and the level of bias the author of Genesis Chapter 19 had. However, biblical scholars such as Jacob Milgrom, Victor P. Hamilton, and Cakum Carmichael, postulate that the Levitical Laws could not have been developed the way they were, without controversial issues surrounding the Patriarchs of Israel, especially in regards to incest. Carmichael even attributes the entire formulation of the Levitical laws on the lives of the founding fathers of the nation, such as: Abraham, Jacob, Judah, Moses and David who were outstanding figures in Israelite tradition, including the righteous Lot.


According to the above mentioned scholars, the Patriarchs of Israel are the key to understanding how the Priestly laws concerning incest has developed. Incest amongst the patriarchs are as follows: Abraham marries his half-sister; Sarai[Gen.20:11,12] Abraham's brother, Nahor, marries their niece; Milcah [Gen.11:27-29] Isaac marries Rebekah his first cousin, once removed;[Gen.27:42,43;29:10] Jacob marries two sisters who are his first cousins [Gen.29:10,Ch.29] and Moses's parents are nephew and aunt (father's sister).[Exod.6:20] Therefore, it surely mattered to the lawgiver how the issues of incest pertained to these Patriarchs and they are the basis for the laws of the Book of Leviticus chapters 18 and 20.


There are other scholars who also state that the Levitical laws against incest were created to separate the lifestyle of the Israelite from the sinful lifestyle of the cursed people of Canaan,[Gen.9:22-28] despite any incestual involvements the Patriarchs had in the past. The Levitical laws were needed for a developing nation who needed to be seen as different from the world, cleansed and blameless: The first step starting with circumcision.[Gen.17:1,10;Ch.17] So nothing could be held against the Patriarchs for incestuous behavior because this was part of progressive development, from the ways of the world to becoming blameless before their God.[Gen.17:1]

In the end, you guys have a long way to go before you can be with God. I suggest that you leave your "gated community", go to a different church, read your bible again, pray, and ask for forgiveness.

[Roonil Wazlib]

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The parentsw of little Timmy Wilkinson though it was an innocent game too. That is until little timmy raped several farm animals, then went on and raped th entire class of special ed kids. Now, the special ed rapes were forgiveable but innocent animals? Timmy then went on a shooting rampage, snuffing five smock wearers at Kmart.

Yeah, a innocent game. Al, I know is before he got that satanic game, he was a good kid. He was a cub scout in the pack I was leader of.

Where exactly did you hear about this? If it's "a friend told me", then please don't bother replying. I sure haven't raped anyone, farm animal, special ed, or otherwise, nor have I shot anyone at K-Mart, so perhaps this Timmy Wilkinson was just crazy to begin with, assuming he exists at all.

[James Hutchins]

Re: The Nintendo 3DS is RADIOACTIVE and Rapes Your Child!!!

The parentsw of little Timmy Wilkinson though it was an innocent game too. That is until little timmy raped several farm animals, then went on and raped th entire class of special ed kids. Now, the special ed rapes were forgiveable but innocent animals? Timmy then went on a shooting rampage, snuffing five smock wearers at Kmart.

Yeah, a innocent game. Al, I know is before he got that satanic game, he was a good kid. He was a cub scout in the pack I was leader of.

[Roonil Wazlib]

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There seems to have been a gross misunderstanding. The picture you posted is a bad photoshop of a Wii controller, which looks like this:



Really, if the controller looked like what you posted there is no way it would have been allowed to be put onto store shelves. People were up in arms with the whole Little Mermaid thing, and that was both an accident and not something easily noticeable. And in any case, the controller is not compatible with the 3DS anyway.

Secondly, the 3DS units would have to have been shipped to the US well before the earthquake in Japan. Products are always shipped well in advance to ensure they don't arrive late and that there are enough units to sell. If they were shipped to America the day before the system came out, then I could possibly understand the radiation stuff.

Also, 3D gaming doesn't have anything to do with pornography. What does the picture have to do with the 3DS anyway? It looks like fan art for some anime to me. The games look like this:





Admittedly there is one game that is inappropriate, but considering games have been coming out for the Dead or Alive series for well over a decade, to single out the 3DS over the 8 other consoles it's been available for is pretty ridiculous, especially when Nintendo doesn't even make those games. Yell at Team Ninja if you must. And anyway, there are parental controls for the system for a reason.

Based on what I've read from this forum, no one will actually read this post, and they'll immediately declare me a satanist or something despite having no idea who I am, but I really just needed to get that off my chest.

[Cranky Old Man]

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Looks like I was wrong about everything. How can I be saved?

Easy. Repent (Luke 13:3) and have faith (Ephesians 2:8). All details are in the KJV1611 Holy Bible.

And where is your church, as I cannot find it on any map?

It's in Freehold, Iowa.

[JaeEazy]

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Don't talk nonsense! Before you talk about the Bible you have to start with actually reading it!

Why we must judge:

• Leviticus 19:15 "In righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour."
• John 7:24 "Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment."
• 2nd Timothy 4:1-2 "I charge thee therefore before God, and the Lord Jesus Christ, who shall judge the quick and the dead at his appearing and his kingdom; Preach the word; be instant in season, out of season; reprove, rebuke, exhort with all long suffering and doctrine."

People God hates:

• Proverbs 6:16-19 "These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him: A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood, An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief, A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren."
• Deuteronomy 12:31 "You must not worship the LORD your God in their way, because in worshiping their gods, they do all kinds of detestable things the LORD hates. They even burn their sons and daughters in the fire as sacrifices to their gods."
• Isaiah 45:7 "I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things."

God kills those who do not believe in Him and then sends them to hell:

• 2nd Chronicles 15:13 "That whosoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman."
• Mark 16:16 "He that believeth and is baptized shall be saved; but he that believeth not shall be damned."
• Revelation 21:8 "But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death."
• John 15:6 "If a man abide not in me, he is cast forth as a branch, and is withered; and men gather them, and cast them into the fire, and they are burned."

Looks like I was wrong about everything. How can I be saved? And where is your church, as I cannot find it on any map?

[Cranky Old Man]

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The bible teaches tolerance for others, not the hatred that you guys are spewing.

Don't talk nonsense! Before you talk about the Bible you have to start with actually reading it!

Why we must judge:

• Leviticus 19:15 "In righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour."
• John 7:24 "Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment."
• 2nd Timothy 4:1-2 "I charge thee therefore before God, and the Lord Jesus Christ, who shall judge the quick and the dead at his appearing and his kingdom; Preach the word; be instant in season, out of season; reprove, rebuke, exhort with all long suffering and doctrine."

People God hates:

• Proverbs 6:16-19 "These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him: A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood, An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief, A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren."
• Deuteronomy 12:31 "You must not worship the LORD your God in their way, because in worshiping their gods, they do all kinds of detestable things the LORD hates. They even burn their sons and daughters in the fire as sacrifices to their gods."
• Isaiah 45:7 "I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things."

God kills those who do not believe in Him and then sends them to hell:

• 2nd Chronicles 15:13 "That whosoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman."
• Mark 16:16 "He that believeth and is baptized shall be saved; but he that believeth not shall be damned."
• Revelation 21:8 "But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death."
• John 15:6 "If a man abide not in me, he is cast forth as a branch, and is withered; and men gather them, and cast them into the fire, and they are burned."

[JaeEazy]

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Brother COM works hard and endures sinful people and things to expose things like this to protect others from their statanic influences.

So how is a photoshopped picture Satanic? Do you even know what a 3DS looks like? Anyways, who are you to say he did it or not? In my opinion, and mind you, this is opinion, he'd hit here first. The bible teaches tolerance for others, not the hatred that you guys are spewing.
1 Peter 3:8-11: Finally, all of you, have unity of mind, sympathy, brotherly love, a tender heart, and a humble mind. Do not repay evil for evil or reviling for reviling, but on the contrary, bless, for to this you were called, that you may obtain a blessing. For “Whoever desires to love life and see good days, let him keep his tongue from evil and his lips from speaking deceit; let him turn away from evil and do good; let him seek peace and pursue it.

Matthew 7:1: "Judge not, that you be not judged"

John 8:7: And as they continued to ask him, he stood up and said to them, "Let him who is without sin among you be the first to throw a stone at her.


You guys are saying that people shouldn't buy it because it's made by the Japanese made it. And you're bringing in false information to support your point that the 3DS and Japanese are evil.

Col 3:9-10: Do not lie to one another, since you laid aside the old self with its evil practices, and have put on the new self who is being renewed to a true knowledge according to the image of the One who created him.

And for the radiation argument. The items were shipped before the Earthquake, which caused all of their problems.