[portal2fan]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

iv had my fun now i am gay and i dont belive in god ur all a bunch of stupid pig piffleers get a life stop worshiping some one that is obviously not there and leave the games alone u all should just drink the cool-aid and get deliverd to what ever u belive is wating for u when u die cause in reality the only thing that happens to u when u die is that u become worm food so in conclusion piffle of u stupid bible thumpin sister/mother piffleing inbred asswipe

lolz i hate jesus and i think that he was a gay cause for real he hung around with 12 dudes come on there was sumin there

[BelieverInGod]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

iv had my fun now i am gay and i dont belive in god ur all a bunch of stupid pig piffleers get a life stop worshiping some one that is obviously not there and leave the games alone u all should just drink the cool-aid and get deliverd to what ever u belive is wating for u when u die cause in reality the only thing that happens to u when u die is that u become worm food so in conclusion piffle of u stupid bible thumpin sister/mother piffleing inbred asswipe

lolz i hate jesus and i think that he was a gay cause for real he hung around with 12 dudes come on there was sumin there

Another product of public education.

[Portal2isAmazing]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

I wasn't going to reply to this until I read some of the comments.
For the sake of argument, I'm going to disregard any religious discussion and focus on the title of this thread and the Opening Post.

Firstly, the idea of Portal promoting Anal Sex. I was intrigued as to how it does so considering I've spent many an hour playing the game but your logic (if it can still be called thus) for this is horrid.

You state quite boldly that Portal refers to the anus (and drop the 2 that indicates that it's a sequel). The word "portal" comes from medievil Latin meaning "door" or "gate". Thus we get the french word "porte", etc.

The other piece of evidence you give is a comical picture of what one could do with a portal gun. On the internet, there's this thing called "Rule 34" - if something exists, there is/will be pornography of it. The picture you found is merely an example of this. With Photoshop, MSPaint, etc, anything can be put into a picture.

Now onto the stealing of credit cards. Valve as a company to buy games from is incredibly safe. The hacking takes place on the games themselves to grant people extra, normally unibtainable powers such as invincibility. They released a game, Garry's Mod, which revolves this concept. Heck, Valve even hire hackers to help make and maintain games.

I speak neither for or against your religion, or any other religion. I simply brought FACTS to the "debate".

P.S. As for promoting lying, considering the main antagonist of the game lies to you and motivates you to best her in battle, I'd assume it dissuades people from lying.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

I wasn't going to reply to this until I read some of the comments.
For the sake of argument, I'm going to disregard any religious discussion and focus on the title of this thread and the Opening Post.

Oh my, people talking about religion on a Christian site, WHEN WILL THE INSANITY END

Firstly, the idea of Portal promoting Anal Sex. I was intrigued as to how it does so considering I've spent many an hour playing the game but your logic (if it can still be called thus) for this is horrid.

I think you already announced your intrigue in anal sex (love how you capitalize it, it's so important to you)

You state quite boldly that Portal refers to the anus (and drop the 2 that indicates that it's a sequel). The word "portal" comes from medievil Latin meaning "door" or "gate". Thus we get the french word "porte", etc.

And the French aren't internationally known for being homers? They have so many gay people that they're becoming extinct in their own country.

The other piece of evidence you give is a comical picture of what one could do with a portal gun. On the internet, there's this thing called "Rule 34" - if something exists, there is/will be pornography of it. The picture you found is merely an example of this. With Photoshop, MSPaint, etc, anything can be put into a picture.

So you admit that you search the internet for gay porn. Why are you on a Christian site?

Now onto the stealing of credit cards. Valve as a company to buy games from is incredibly safe. The hacking takes place on the games themselves to grant people extra, normally unibtainable powers such as invincibility. They released a game, Garry's Mod, which revolves this concept. Heck, Valve even hire hackers to help make and maintain games.

So you're saying it's okay to steal credit cards as long as your doing it for companies that promote the homosexual lifestyle.

I speak neither for or against your religion, or any other religion. I simply brought FACTS to the "debate".

Another one who couldn't be bothered to read the "Noobs" please read this before posting.thread. If you had bothered, you would have found out that this is not a debate site.

P.S. As for promoting lying, considering the main antagonist of the game lies to you and motivates you to best her in battle, I'd assume it dissuades people from lying.

Did you just say that lying motivates you to do your best? So far in one post you've promoted denying God, theft, and lying. Any other commandments you'd like to break?

I'll bet you're not even 18.

[Portal2isAmazing]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

Oh my, people talking about religion on a Christian site, WHEN WILL THE INSANITY END


I think you already announced your intrigue in anal sex (love how you capitalize it, it's so important to you)


And the French aren't internationally known for being homers? They have so many gay people that they're becoming extinct in their own country.



So you admit that you search the internet for gay porn. Why are you on a Christian site?


So you're saying it's okay to steal credit cards as long as your doing it for companies that promote the homosexual lifestyle.


Another one who couldn't be bothered to read the "Noobs" please read this before posting.thread. If you had bothered, you would have found out that this is not a debate site.



Did you just say that lying motivates you to do your best? So far in one post you've promoted denying God, theft, and lying. Any other commandments you'd like to break?

I'll bet you're not even 18.

What I meant is that I have a repetoire of religious arguments at my disposal, which you'll quickly dismiss. Therefore, I focused solely on the title and OP.

I capatalised Anal Sex because it's an important phrase used in the OP. Not because I enjoy it.

I'm not sure how you qualify all French people as being homosexual. I think you're just being racist.

I never said I look up gay porn or rule 34. You made that assumption. Also, rule 34 holds for straight porn too.

The reason I'm on this site is because I found a link with simply the Title of this thread. I was willing to give you the benefit of the doubt and see why you thought so.

I never once said or implied it was okay to steal credit cards. I said that Valve are an incredibly safe company to deal with. Learn to read.

Granted, I missed the debate part. I didn't know this site was merely a circlejerk for religious people to act pretentious and hid behind rules when they can't argue their way out of a paper bag.

Being lied to would surely motivate you to bring the person responsible to justice, or are you trying to manipulate your own commandments to suit your needs.

And your wrong about me being under 18.

Protip: Calling something gay doesn't mean you or your argument is right.

"Portals are not in the Bible so not only do they not exist, they are impossible to create!"

So, how are you using the internet, which also isn't in the bible?

[worshiper29]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

I wasn't going to reply to this until I read some of the comments.
For the sake of argument, I'm going to disregard any religious discussion and focus on the title of this thread and the Opening Post.

Firstly, the idea of Portal promoting Anal Sex. I was intrigued as to how it does so considering I've spent many an hour playing the game but your logic (if it can still be called thus) for this is horrid.

You state quite boldly that Portal refers to the anus (and drop the 2 that indicates that it's a sequel). The word "portal" comes from medievil Latin meaning "door" or "gate". Thus we get the french word "porte", etc.

The other piece of evidence you give is a comical picture of what one could do with a portal gun. On the internet, there's this thing called "Rule 34" - if something exists, there is/will be pornography of it. The picture you found is merely an example of this. With Photoshop, MSPaint, etc, anything can be put into a picture.

Now onto the stealing of credit cards. Valve as a company to buy games from is incredibly safe. The hacking takes place on the games themselves to grant people extra, normally unibtainable powers such as invincibility. They released a game, Garry's Mod, which revolves this concept. Heck, Valve even hire hackers to help make and maintain games.

I speak neither for or against your religion, or any other religion. I simply brought FACTS to the "debate".

P.S. As for promoting lying, considering the main antagonist of the game lies to you and motivates you to best her in battle, I'd assume it dissuades people from lying.

You do not bring facts. You've already participated in this evil, so now you are here to justify it!
You aren't going to change our minds. Evil has been planted in your wicked heart, and you are here to "attempt" brainwashing methods upon True Christians™!

Let's read from Luke 16:15 --

15And he said unto them, Ye are they which justify yourselves before men; but God knoweth your hearts: for that which is highly esteemed among men is abomination in the sight of God

[Portal2isAmazing]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

First off, a PM I got:

"Dear Portal2isAmazing,

You have received an infraction at The Landover Baptist Church Forum.

Reason: Back-sassing a True Christian™
-------
You will keep a respectful tongue in your head when addressing your betters.
-------"

How DARE you call him my better? Futhermore, at what point did I not keep a respectful tongue? I chose my words carefully, he called all of France gay. If anything, he deserves an infraction.



"You do not bring facts. You've already participated in this evil, so now you are here to justify it!
You aren't going to change our minds. Evil has been planted in your wicked heart, and you are here to "attempt" brainwashing methods upon True Christians™!

Let's read from Luke 16:15 --"

What evil? Seriously.
I know I'm not going to change your minds because you're delusional and reject logic and common sense. Arguing any more with you would be a waste of time.

And no, let's not read from the bible. It has nothing to do with Portal 2. Go play Portal and maybe I might listen to your side.

(Pre-emptive "Oh no, we'd never do that [bible spam here])

Well then I bid you and your immoral, homophobic with a hint a repressed sexual urges ado. I have Portal to keep me entertained.

(On a final note, anal sex with portals is impossible anyway. If you managed to get it in the anus, any hip thrust forward would move the rest of the body away at the same rate. Ergo, your original argument is invalid anyway in a way even you can't deny).

[Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

Well then I bid you and your immoral, homophobic with a hint a repressed sexual urges ado. I have Portal to keep me entertained.

Aw, that's such a shame, but if you insist.

[Barrel of Laughs]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

I love you people... How can these atheist nonbelievers be so erm...blinded by their own rage.

However, I'm buying Portal 2 on Xbox360, the one without Steam support. We can't fight this evil without investigating ALL the potential dangers this game possesses


As for myself. I don't whether I will stay on this website. I am not a native English Speaker thus lack grammar and spelling. I feel unworthy being here. Not to mention my parents sent me to a Catholic school, where my religious education teacher was a fan of heavy metal :wacko=

[Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

I love you people... How can these atheist nonbelievers be so erm...blinded by their own rage.

I have no idea. It's truly sad, isn't it? It must be because they don't have a moral compass without God in their lives.

However, I'm buying Portal 2 on Xbox360, the one without Steam support. We can't fight this evil without investigating ALL the potential dangers this game possesses

That's a shame. I guess you should start gaming your way to hell instead of bothering us.

As for myself. I don't whether I will stay on this website. I am not a native English Speaker thus lack grammar and spelling. I feel unworthy being here. Not to mention my parents sent me to a Catholic school, where my religious education teacher was a fan of heavy metal :wacko=

That's a heavy burden to bear. Catholic, heavy metal and being a non-American.

I'm sure you can do it with Jesus' help.

[Barrel of Laughs]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

I'm not a Catholic. My parents sent me there because they thought it would be good for me.


However, I do not belong to any religion, as of yet. I do believe in god and that Jesus exists

[BelieverInGod]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

I'm not a Catholic. My parents sent me there because they thought it would be good for me.


However, I do not belong to any religion, as of yet. I do believe in god and that Jesus exists

James 2:19 Thou believest that there is one God; thou doest well: the devils also believe, and tremble.

So to put it in terms you gamers might understand, you've made it to rank of devil. Perhaps you should try for heaven?

[worshiper29]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

First off, a PM I got:

"Dear Portal2isAmazing,

You have received an infraction at The Landover Baptist Church Forum.

Reason: Back-sassing a True Christian™
-------
You will keep a respectful tongue in your head when addressing your betters.
-------"

How DARE you call him my better? Futhermore, at what point did I not keep a respectful tongue? I chose my words carefully, he called all of France gay. If anything, he deserves an infraction.



"You do not bring facts. You've already participated in this evil, so now you are here to justify it!
You aren't going to change our minds. Evil has been planted in your wicked heart, and you are here to "attempt" brainwashing methods upon True Christians™!

Let's read from Luke 16:15 --"

What evil? Seriously.
I know I'm not going to change your minds because you're delusional and reject logic and common sense. Arguing any more with you would be a waste of time.

And no, let's not read from the bible. It has nothing to do with Portal 2. Go play Portal and maybe I might listen to your side.

(Pre-emptive "Oh no, we'd never do that [bible spam here])

Well then I bid you and your immoral, homophobic with a hint a repressed sexual urges ado. I have Portal to keep me entertained.

(On a final note, anal sex with portals is impossible anyway. If you managed to get it in the anus, any hip thrust forward would move the rest of the body away at the same rate. Ergo, your original argument is invalid anyway in a way even you can't deny).

You have free will, of course, go use it the way you need for evil.


However, when you get an invoice on your credit card from someone random like say....grandmaSueLolz@you for $3000.17, don't say you weren't forewarned spiritually and financially.

[unclepaco]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

you idiots are some of the stupidest people I have ever seen in my life. The anal sex thing? THAT'S A RULE 34 IMAGE. (In case you don't know, look up Rule 34 in wikipedia) It was made by some random person on the internet, and was not in the game itself. Portal 2 is a puzzle game, (Oh yes cranky, there ARE more constructive games other than first person shooters where you mindlessly shoot people.) The point is you use the portal gun to create portals to get from one room to another, and eventually the exit. It requires intelligence, and a lot of thinking to solve these puzzles. You have some of the most ridiculous ideas ever.

A little message for cranky below:

[Two-Dollar Bill]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

I have no idea what a GTFO is but that cat is wearing a really small tie. Brother Cranky has a good sense of humor and will probably get a good laugh from seeing an animal dressed up as a parishioner. Thanks for providing us all with a well needed comedic break from all this heathen faggotry.