[Questioning]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

THIS IS NOT A HOMOSEXUAL PICKUP SITE!

Please head over to one of those if you want to hit on each other.

Friendly chat is not the same as hitting on each other.

[Born Again Bob]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

Friendly chat is not the same as hitting on each other.

... he said, zipping up his pants.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

Friendly chat is not the same as hitting on each other.

Denial isn't a river in Egypt either.

[Gadouche]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

I must be getting bad at the internet, its getting harder and harder to tell the trolls from the serious people.

[Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

I must be getting bad at the internet, its getting harder and harder to tell the trolls from the serious people.

It's pretty simple really. If the person's name has True Christian™, it is safe and you should listen to all teaching they give you. If their name says unsaved trash, it's a safe bet that they are a troll and not to be trusted.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

Here's something that's been floating around the internet for a decade or so

[Beyondthesmegma]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

THIS IS NOT A HOMOSEXUAL PICKUP SITE!

Please head over to one of those if you want to hit on each other.

It is amazing how little intellect you have. Must be because you're a house wife. They should've never put a computer in the kitchen. Yeah, also I am soooooooo gay.

[bobbyjosifagain]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

Most games have the decency to give you a machine gun so you can start shooting Muslims, democrats or whatever terrorists are called nowadays. With Portal 2 you get to kill no one.

Exodus 20:13
13 Thou shalt not kill.

Deuteronomy 5:17
17 Thou shalt not kill.

Matthew 5:21
21 Ye have heard that it was said of them of old time, Thou shalt not kill; and whosoever shall kill shall be in danger of the judgment
Romans 13:9
9 For this, Thou shalt not commit adultery, Thou shalt not kill, Thou shalt not steal, Thou shalt not bear false witness, Thou shalt not covet; and if there be any other commandment, it is briefly comprehended in this saying, namely, Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself.
Genesis 9:6
6 Whoso sheddeth man’s blood, by man shall his blood be shed: for in the image of God made he man.

Portals are not in the Bible so not only do they not exist, they are impossible to create!

By your line of thinking, I can prove the following statements:
The internet was not in the bible, therefore it does not exist, and was impossible to create.
The server that hosts your forum is not in the bible, therefore it does not exist, and was impossible to create.
Cars were not in the bible, therefore they do not exist, and are impossible to create.
Computers were not in the bible, therefore they does not exist, and are impossible to create.
This forum was not in the bible, therefore it does not exist, and was impossible to create.
America was not in the bible, therefore it does not exist.
I could go on and on.

where actually sucking peoples asses and playing Portal 2 turn out to be the same thing.

Ephesians 5:4 ESV
4 Let there be no filthiness nor foolish talk nor crude joking, which are out of place, but instead let there be thanksgiving.
Ephesians 4:29 ESV
29 Let no corrupting talk come out of your mouths, but only such as is good for building up, as fits the occasion, that it may give grace to those who hear.
Colossians 3:8 ESV
8 But now you must put them all away: anger, wrath, malice, slander, and obscene talk from your mouth.

That is actually never in the game, I have played it start to end, and it has nothing like that.
Exodus 23:1
1 Thou shalt not raise a false report: put not thine hand with the wicked to be an unrighteous witness.

Anyways, Thanks for reading my whole post, And not reading a few grammar mistakes/spelling mistakes and pointing them out, without paying attention to the whole thing. That seems to happen a lot on the internet.

Review what you post next. You ARE representing your Church, After all. Don't make your church seem like a horrible, profane place.

Sincerely,
Someone10

[bobbyjosifagain]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

No, I'm on PS3 and sadly PSN is down for maintenance now ):

Just so you know, A group of hackers took down PSN because they(Sony) took Hacker George Hotz(Geohot) to court due to the Jailbreaking of PS3's.
/Offtopic, Just informing a fellow member of PSN.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

Exodus 20:13
13 Thou shalt not kill.

Deuteronomy 5:17
17 Thou shalt not kill.

Matthew 5:21
21 Ye have heard that it was said of them of old time, Thou shalt not kill; and whosoever shall kill shall be in danger of the judgment
Romans 13:9
9 For this, Thou shalt not commit adultery, Thou shalt not kill, Thou shalt not steal, Thou shalt not bear false witness, Thou shalt not covet; and if there be any other commandment, it is briefly comprehended in this saying, namely, Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself.
Genesis 9:6
6 Whoso sheddeth man’s blood, by man shall his blood be shed: for in the image of God made he man.



By your line of thinking, I can prove the following statements:
The internet was not in the bible, therefore it does not exist, and was impossible to create.
The server that hosts your forum is not in the bible, therefore it does not exist, and was impossible to create.
Cars were not in the bible, therefore they do not exist, and are impossible to create.
Computers were not in the bible, therefore they does not exist, and are impossible to create.
This forum was not in the bible, therefore it does not exist, and was impossible to create.
America was not in the bible, therefore it does not exist.
I could go on and on.

Ephesians 5:4 ESV
4 Let there be no filthiness nor foolish talk nor crude joking, which are out of place, but instead let there be thanksgiving.
Ephesians 4:29 ESV
29 Let no corrupting talk come out of your mouths, but only such as is good for building up, as fits the occasion, that it may give grace to those who hear.
Colossians 3:8 ESV
8 But now you must put them all away: anger, wrath, malice, slander, and obscene talk from your mouth.



That is actually never in the game, I have played it start to end, and it has nothing like that.
Exodus 23:1
1 Thou shalt not raise a false report: put not thine hand with the wicked to be an unrighteous witness.

Anyways, Thanks for reading my whole post, And not reading a few grammar mistakes/spelling mistakes and pointing them out, without paying attention to the whole thing. That seems to happen a lot on the internet.

Review what you post next. You ARE representing your Church, After all. Don't make your church seem like a horrible, profane place.

Sincerely,
Someone10

Please use ONLY the KJV Bible here, friend. The ESV is a watered-down abomination that guarantees an eternity in the Lake of Fire.

Also: it is not your place to advise or admonish a True Christian™ like Brother Cranky.

You are new and so I will overlook your transgression, but I can not guarantee that others will. My advice to you is to apologize sincerely and to not do it again.



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

Exodus 20:13
13 Thou shalt not kill.

Deuteronomy 5:17
17 Thou shalt not kill.

Matthew 5:21
21 Ye have heard that it was said of them of old time, Thou shalt not kill; and whosoever shall kill shall be in danger of the judgment
Romans 13:9
9 For this, Thou shalt not commit adultery, Thou shalt not kill, Thou shalt not steal, Thou shalt not bear false witness, Thou shalt not covet; and if there be any other commandment, it is briefly comprehended in this saying, namely, Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself.
Genesis 9:6
6 Whoso sheddeth man’s blood, by man shall his blood be shed: for in the image of God made he man.



By your line of thinking, I can prove the following statements:
The internet was not in the bible, therefore it does not exist, and was impossible to create.
The server that hosts your forum is not in the bible, therefore it does not exist, and was impossible to create.
Cars were not in the bible, therefore they do not exist, and are impossible to create.
Computers were not in the bible, therefore they does not exist, and are impossible to create.
This forum was not in the bible, therefore it does not exist, and was impossible to create.
America was not in the bible, therefore it does not exist.
I could go on and on.

Ephesians 5:4 ESV
4 Let there be no filthiness nor foolish talk nor crude joking, which are out of place, but instead let there be thanksgiving.
Ephesians 4:29 ESV
29 Let no corrupting talk come out of your mouths, but only such as is good for building up, as fits the occasion, that it may give grace to those who hear.
Colossians 3:8 ESV
8 But now you must put them all away: anger, wrath, malice, slander, and obscene talk from your mouth.



That is actually never in the game, I have played it start to end, and it has nothing like that.
Exodus 23:1
1 Thou shalt not raise a false report: put not thine hand with the wicked to be an unrighteous witness.

Anyways, Thanks for reading my whole post, And not reading a few grammar mistakes/spelling mistakes and pointing them out, without paying attention to the whole thing. That seems to happen a lot on the internet.

Review what you post next. You ARE representing your Church, After all. Don't make your church seem like a horrible, profane place.

Sincerely,
Someone10

Here is a list of capital crimes in the Bible. It isn't murder if God orders it.

• Sacrificing to gods other than Yahweh Exodus 22:20 Leviticus 27:29
• Passing children through the fire Leviticus 20:1-5
• Worshiping Baal Peor Numbers 25:1-9
• False prophecy Deuteronomy 13:1-10 Deuteronomy 17:2-7, 18:20-22
• Necromancy Leviticus 20:27 Leviticus 20:27 Exodus 22:18 Exodus 22:17; Exodus 22:18
• Blasphemy Leviticus 24:10-16
• Sabbath breaking Exodus 31:14 Exodus 35:2 Numbers 15:32-36
• A foreigner (outsider) who gets close to the tabernacle Numbers 3:10, 38

• Rape by a man of a betrothed woman in the countryside Deuteronomy 22:25-27
• Sexual activity with a betrothed woman if she loses her virginity Deuteronomy 22:23-24
• A woman not being a virgin on her wedding night while falsely representing herself as one. Deuteronomy 22:13-21
• Adultery with a married woman. Leviticus 20:10
• Marrying your wife's mother Leviticus 20:14
• Certain forms of incest, namely if it involves the father's wife or a daughter-in-law. Leviticus 20:11-12 Other forms of incest receive lesser punishment; sexual activity with a sister/stepsister is given shunning for a punishment; Leviticus 20:17; if it involves a brother's wife or an uncle's wife it is just cursed Leviticus 20:20-21and sexual activity with an aunt that is a blood relation is flogged. Leviticus 20:19
• Fornication by the daughter of a priest. The punishment is setting her on fire. Leviticus 21:9
• Homosexuality Leviticus 20:13 Leviticus 18:22
• Bestiality Exodus 22:19 Leviticus 20:15-16
• Murder Genesis 9:6 Exodus 21:12-14 Leviticus 24:17-23 Numbers 35:9-34
• Hitting a parent Exodus 21:15
• Cursing (ie back sassing) a parent Exodus 21:17 Leviticus 20:9
• A child who persists in disobeying his parents Deuteronomy 21:18-21
• Kidnapping Exodus 21:16 Deuteronomy 24:7
• Ox-goring Exodus 21:28-32
• Contempt of court Deuteronomy 17:8-13
• False witness to a capital crime Deuteronomy 19:15-21

[JimmyJ]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

Insulting GOD with techno-magical mumbo-jumbo.
With Portal 2 you have a special "gun" which you can use to create two types of portals. A gay blue one and an even more gay orange one. The portals are connected with each other, whatever enters a portal, leaves the other one. In other words Valve reinvented something also known as a door. My house has several of those. Yet somehow people pay money for this nonsense.

Whatever enters one portal, leaves the other one.

Anal sex... I believe that consists of only going in and out of ONE hole. Going INTO one and OUT the other reflects the natural phenomenon called EATING, which is necessary for survival.

Also, Orange is gay, and so is Blue... Does this mean that all colors are satanic and we should see the world as Monochrome?

Clearly this kind of nonsense does nothing but polluting the minds of innocent children with non-biblical concepts. Portals are not in the Bible so not only do they not exist, they are impossible to create! Just thinking about how they work will turn your child into a Hell bound atheist!

Portals are not in the Bible. Neither are trains, planes, cars, guns, skyscrapers, Capitolism, Communism, shopping marts, movies, celebrities, computers, the Internet, The United States of America, Britain, Ireland, Japan, China, Australia, books (Besides the Bible)... Must I continue?

Dooming your innocent child to HELL!
Like most video games, Portal 2 will do everything in its power to doom your innocent child to the eternal fires of Hell! There is nothing more important in a child's life than loving Jesus and Jesus loving them back. One of the very evil elements of Portal 2 is the "companion cube". Apparently they realize girls who play video games will never get boyfriends. Portal 2 teaches children to forget about Jesus and to worship the companion cube instead!

The Companion Cube, a completely inanimate and unliving thing, yet coveted by many. Sounds just like the Bible: impossible to prove true or false until it actually happens.

Jesus clearly does not approve! Jesus wants us to love only Him and no one else! John 14:6 "Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me."

Does this mean Men should forsake their wives and children for Jesus? Or perhaps children can willfully disobey their parents if it is not in accordance to the Bible?

Filling your child's mind with SEX, SEX and SEX!
Portal 2 promotes new kinds of sex your innocent children didn't even knew existed. Where usually 2 people are needed to have unhealthy forms of sex like anal sex and oral sex, portal makes it possible to do all this alone. This will create fantasies in your children's minds that will haunt them forever and ever while they masturbate like wild kangaroos. Just read this fair and balanced article where actually sucking peoples asses and playing Portal 2 turn out to be the same thing.

Quite honestly, were you high when you thought of this? If you connected Portals to Sex, you are most likely one of the most perverse creatures on this Earth. Mentally healthy people do not associate a game with sex, especially such an abstract one, unless there actually IS sex in it.

As for your "fair and balanced article" and picture of self-pleasure, that is blatant misdirection and falsehood. "This game sucks ***" is equivalent to "this game is horrid," not a subliminal message saying "go **** a guys' ***." The picture itself has not been condoned nor approved by Valve, and likening that to encouragement for said acts is like claiming the Comic Book Bible is the one true way... It is simply not correct.

Teaching your child that lying is OK!
Portal 2 does nothing but lie over and over again to the player. Teaching innocent children that there is nothing wrong with lying. The biggest lie being the constant promise of cake (a miserable excuse for a decent Christian American pie) which is never actually delivered, they probably hired Federal Express. Your child will cry a lot while playing this game. God hates liars: Proverbs 6:16-19 "These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him: A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood, An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief, A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren."

If anything, I would say that it teaches "lying will get you killed," as GLaDOS deceives you the entire way, but in the end, is utterly destroyed by you.

And the only reason your child would cry during this game is if they were too young and got frightened or frustrated by something.

Stealing your credit card information.
Portal 2 can only be bought online with something called "Steam". Steam is the most hacked online system in existence. Even a child can hack into Steam and steal credit card information of everyone who ever bought something with it! Most of these thieves are called indies. Somehow these people from India all use Steam to steal money from hard working Americans.

Your article does not once state that "Steam is the most hacked online system in existence," but only tells of a single incident caused by outside forces. In order to claim it as such, you must have multiple sites all stating that fact. If you were to turn your post in to a 6th grade teacher as a research paper, it would have received a failing grade due to insufficient sources.

I honestly hope you were better educated than this, because we do not need a respected elder encouraging the already-problematic youth even further into delinquency.

That said, have a wonderful post-Easter day!

[potatoman]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

Can we have this offensive image of the man with himself through the portal removed? It is just plain disgusting. Also Hope you have squared yourself away with God for looking up that homosexual content Cranky!

[potatoman]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

Can we have this offensive image of the man with himself through the portal removed? It is just plain disgusting. Also Hope you have squared yourself away with God for looking up that homosexual content Cranky!

Well I received an unjust infraction for this:


"Dear potatoman,

You have received an infraction at The Landover Baptist Church Forum.

Reason: Insulting am innocent True Christian™ while pretending to be a potato
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Jesus is not amused!

Since you are new here please look at our please read this before posting and our your rights on this forum threads! If you already did that, just do it again. There you can learn that this forum is not about debating or unsaved opinions but about praising Jesus!
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This infraction is worth 10 point(s) and may result in restricted access until it expires. Serious infractions will never expire.

Original Post:

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?p=739514

Quote:
Can we have this offensive image of the man with himself through the portal removed? It is just plain disgusting. Also Hope you have squared yourself away with God for looking up that homosexual content Cranky!
All the best,
The Landover Baptist Church Forum"

Just to clear the air I never insulted anyone and was only hoping that Cranky has done the right thing so he is saved and does not wind up in Hell. Also I never pretended to be a potato but chose the username I have as a reference that my favorite food items are made from potatoes. Also Felicity please remember to double check what you write as we are to use proper grammar and English on these forums ("Insulting am innocent True Christian™", the am should be replaced with an).

[Lambda]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

I am glad I read this shocking piece of work. It now seems as if the Jews, Liberals, faggots and retards have even taken over the world of video simulated gaming activities. I will do my best to destroy every copy of this 'Portal 2' that I can possibly get my hands on. Praise Him!

Yours in Christ,
Lambda