[Cranky Old Man]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

2) You're the one who was searching for anal sex references in the game

You are twisting facts here. I have never even played Portal 2, all I do is warning people for it's dangers.

You on the other hand have actively been searching for anal sex in Portal 2:

any notions of the game having anything close to anal sex in it are false

You really need to stop looking for anal sex everywhere and start reading the Holy Bible instead!

[Felicity]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

Ever heard of Rule 34?

Not really, can you please tell me what "rule 34" is?

[Annoymous]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

There are rules to the internet
Rule 34 clearly states if it exists there is porn of it.
therefore you can find "sinful" items of any nature on the internet.
Dont believe me? Indulge a little, and look for yourself as a matter of fact ban the whole internet and go back to good ole books for information. Nothing of value would be lost if you ended your existence here.

"Hell must be a pretty swell spot, 'cause the guys who invented religion sure have been trying hard to keep everyone else out." ~Al Capone

Rege Satan!

[Alphonse Alban]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

There are rules to the internet
Rule 34 clearly states if it exists there is porn of it.

Now I get it. It is one of those nerd hogwash things, I thought he was talking about some actual rule.
Thanks for clearing that up.

[Annoymous]

Now I get it. It is one of those nerd hogwash things, I thought he was talking about some actual rule.
Thanks for clearing that up.

Hold your tounge knave ;3 you worship the king of slaves. Slaves and lambs do not speak in the presence of their masters. Im not sure what the big deal about all this is
Satan has been the churchs best friend who else has kept them in buisness so long? God spews hatered on the devil and lashes out. While the Devil being the gentleman that he is speaks no hatered/ Ill take the latter.
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[Alphonse Alban]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

Hold your tounge knave ;3 you worship the king of slaves. Slaves and lambs do not speak in the presence of their masters. Im not sure what the big deal about all this is
Satan has been the churchs best friend who else has kept them in buisness so long? God spews hatered on the devil and lashes out. While the Devil being the gentleman that he is speaks no hatered/ Ill take the latter.
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Oh dear, the nerd rage.

[MetroidJunkie]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

Now I see how you guys work. You make ridiculous claims that would make even the Westboro Baptist Church ashamed to be associated with you and give people infractions when they try to question it. I really hope you guys are joking, otherwise there's gonna be alot of people that don't make it past the pearl gates....

[James Hutchins]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

Now I see how you guys work. You make ridiculous claims that would make even the Westboro Baptist Church ashamed to be associated with you and give people infractions when they try to question it. I really hope you guys are joking, otherwise there's gonna be alot of people that don't make it past the pearl gates....

Welcome friend! We make no claims that are not backed up 100% by the KJV Bible. We hand out infractions to maintain order. I'm sure you would not want this place to go to Hell in a hand basket, would you?

[MetroidJunkie]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

Okay, where does it say playing Portal 2 is a sin? For the record, the game makes no reference to any kind of sexual activity nor does it promote lying, given the only one who lies is the game's antagonist. That would be like saying the bible supports (insert horrible sin here) because Satan supports it. When the clear bad guy is doing it, it's not encouraging it.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

Okay, where does it say playing Portal 2 is a sin? For the record, the game makes no reference to any kind of sexual activity nor does it promote lying, given the only one who lies is the game's antagonist. That would be like saying the bible supports (insert horrible sin here) because Satan supports it. When the clear bad guy is doing it, it's not encouraging it.

I included scripture addressing this in my post. Please read it before you respond to it.

[MetroidJunkie]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

You're basing it on the supposed notion that the game encourages self pleasure and lying, both of which are an insult to rational thinking. The game never encourages anything close to sexual behavior, let alone of that nature. Anything you can think of for the portals is purely your imagination and you can hardly blame Valve for the dirty minds of overprotective parents. You're not supposed to follow the antagonist. By that logic, the game must also be supporting mass murder, given what GLaDOS did to the test subjects before Chell.

[GIANT_CRAB]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

God created the world, she created colours, how dare you insult her for creating colours like blue or orange by calling them gay? What's your problem? You are disrespecting god yet you still have the guts to even make this thread, please do some self-reflection, even my kids can think in a well-mannered way. You are creating false messages that are not intended of, if "portal 2" wants to promote anal sex, they would have announce it themselves, you are just assuming things that are not thought of. As believers of god, we must not be disrespectful to others by assuming/stereotype things/others. And god want us all to be equal, you are discriminating my stereotyping the Indians as stealers, you are not being fair at all, what kind of believer of god do you call yourself?

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

how dare you insult her for creating colours like blue or orange by calling them gay?

Those colors are gay so I call them gay.

What's your problem?

I have no problems. God takes care of me.

[im_awesome]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

If you're so much against Portal 2, what do you think about programmers then?

BTW, Portal and Portal 2 are awesome games - MY OPINION - (and many others)

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

If you're so much against Portal 2, what do you think about programmers then?

"If you are so much against sodomy, what do you think about sodomites then?" See what a ridiculous question that is?

BTW, Portal and Portal 2 are awesome games - MY OPINION - (and many others)

And your opinion counts as much as B. Hussein Obama's opinion at CPAC.