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  • JustGotSaved
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Aug 2009
    • 519
    #1

    subluminal messages

    You guys might already have a thread on this somewhere. If so, please dont fine me, i'm just honesty trying to bring to your attention more attempts by Satan to corrupt the world.

    Here'is a picture i found recently.

    Notice the odd thing in the inset?
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    Therefore hath the curse devoured the earth, and they that dwell therein are desolate: therefore the inhabitants of the earth are burned, and few men left. -- Isaiah 24:6 KJV
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    • Sister Kitty
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Mar 2010
      • 857
      #2
      Re: subluminal messages

      Subluminal messages? Messages that travel at less than 186,000 miles per second?
      Exodus 22:20 He that sacrificeth unto any god, save unto the LORD only, he shall be utterly destroyed.

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        • JustGotSaved
          True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Aug 2009
          • 519
          #3
          Re: subluminal messages

          Originally posted by Sister Kitty View Post
          Subluminal messages? Messages that travel at less than 186,000 miles per second?

          sorry i misspelled. But did you "c" the groaty scroaty photo? I know it might just be an illusion, but it's a Deliberate illusion, i say!
          Therefore hath the curse devoured the earth, and they that dwell therein are desolate: therefore the inhabitants of the earth are burned, and few men left. -- Isaiah 24:6 KJV

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            • Sister Kitty
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Mar 2010
              • 857
              #4
              Re: subluminal messages

              Originally posted by JustGotSaved View Post
              sorry i misspelled. But did you "c" the groaty scroaty photo? I know it might just be an illusion, but it's a Deliberate illusion, i say!
              Hmmm, it does seem to have the appearance of a tallywhacker. Is this a product for gay 'men'?
              Exodus 22:20 He that sacrificeth unto any god, save unto the LORD only, he shall be utterly destroyed.

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                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78556
                  #5
                  Re: subluminal messages

                  Every day I spend time in my mirror room buck naked as God created me and I shout GLORY TO JESUS for making me in His image. That's right, folks! My blond hair and blue eyes are just like His! My rock hard abs and nubile, muscular body that just won't quit is a gift from Him! All from Jesus! I never excersize! I eat anything I like! And take a look at this body Jesus Blesses me with!


                  I don't need any fancy contraptions, and neither do you! All you need is JESUS! JEEESUUUUUS!
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • MisterM
                      True Christian™
                      True Christian™
                      • Mar 2011
                      • 1480
                      #6
                      Re: subluminal messages

                      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                      All from Jesus! I never excersize! I eat anything I like! And take a look at this body Jesus Blesses me with!
                      Oh my... I can just admire and adore your God given body, in perfectly heterosexual Christian way.

                      1 Corinthians 3:16 - Know ye not that ye are the temple of God, and that the Spirit of God dwelleth in you?

                      Well, in this case everybody knows that Spirit of God MUST dwell in you

                      YiC, M
                      Romans 1:18 - For the wrath of God is revealed from heaven against all ungodliness and unrighteousness of men, who hold the truth in unrighteousness;

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                        • HTannor
                          America's Most Fair and Balanced Judge
                          True Christian™
                          • Jun 2009
                          • 2612
                          #7
                          Re: subluminal messages

                          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                          I never excersize! I eat anything I like! And take a look at this body Jesus Blesses me with!

                          I don't need any fancy contraptions, and neither do you! All you need is JESUS! JEEESUUUUUS!

                          Praise, Jesus, Pastor Zeke, for that fine heterosexual body you have. How I envy your lack of dietary discipline and the need for sweaty exercises.


                          I, myself, have to count calories, and I spend endless hours in my law library lifting stacks of books, doing push-ups, and all I have to show for it is this:


                          The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

                          "Credo elvem etiam vivere"

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                            • John Creeser
                              Warning: In case of Rapture, this account will be unmanned.
                               
                              • Aug 2009
                              • 7248
                              #8
                              Re: subluminal messages

                              As for the original post, nothing in the liberal media surprises me anymore.

                              I'm still using Rev. Osbournes "Sweating to the Old Testament" weight loss program. Two years now and I've kept it off
                              -Every young man's battle - PORN AND MASTURBATION![/SIZE]
                              -DISOWN your ATHEIST children - just like this good mother did!!

                              -FINALLY!! Some rights for the rapists!!
                              -There is no such thing as animal abuse!!
                              -Pregnancy through RAPE is a GIFT from God
                              -Keep the Fags out of the Boy Scouts!!
                              -WIVES!! Stay in your abusive relationship!

                              STOP, DROP & ROLL DOESN'T WORK IN HELL!!!!

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                                • tehnoobydude
                                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                                  BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                  • Jul 2011
                                  • 10
                                  #9
                                  Re: subluminal messages

                                  [QUOTE=Pastor Ezekiel;774237
                                  I don't need any fancy contraptions, and neither do you! All you need is JESUS! JEEESUUUUUS! [/QUOTE]

                                  LOL. AMEN!

                                  ...but a little exercise and being a little careful about what you eat won't hurt.

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                                    • Henry Poppendorfer
                                      Forum Member
                                      Forum Member
                                      • May 2011
                                      • 131
                                      #10
                                      Re: subluminal messages

                                      Originally posted by tehnoobydude View Post
                                      LOL. AMEN!

                                      ...but a little exercise and being a little careful about what you eat won't hurt.
                                      Excuse me! Backhanded endorsement of Judaism is absolutely NOT the appropriate thing to say to a man who's only showing off his rock-hard, sweaty body that Jesus Christ Himself gave to him!
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