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  • Liam the ex-drunk
    Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light©
    Forum Member
    • Dec 2010
    • 403

    #1

    Warning - So called Super Heroes are tools of Satan.

    I apologise if this post is a bit long winded – but please read it. It could save you and your family.

    Superman.
    First of all the only true original ‘Super-Man’ was Jesus. Jesus was not like any ordinary man he was the Son of God. Therefore although human, for this example at least, he was a super human. And for anyone to claim that any other man is ‘Super Man’ is committing blasphemy. Jesus performed miracles, brought the dead back to life and gave us salvation. Can Superman give you salvation? No. Superman even thrusts fake secular science in our faces when he flies ‘around’ the world to bring his whore mongering dead girlfriend back to life after God killed in an earthquake. Everyone knows the earth is flat and cannot be flown around, furthermore no man can leave the firmament unless God calls us, I pray it’ll be during the rapture.

    A further example of Superman’s evil is in his 2 identities. He dresses as a clumsy, mild mannered reporter to fool people. Just in the same way Satan does. Matthew 7:15 tells us to be extremely wary of such deceit. Another thing to bear in mind is, who wears their underpants outside their trousers? No one that’s who. Why does Superman wear his like that, why does he wear skin tight lycra? Why does he wear a cape? I’ll tell you why, he is an out and out homer sent by Satan to entrap impressionable young men into queerdom. Superman is not a role model, he is a tool of Satan.

    Satan used the same line of attack in tempting Jesus. He first suggested to Jesus, "Command that these stones be made bread", appealing to Christ's bodily senses. Next, challenging the Lord's courage and His emotions, Satan said, "Cast thyself down". Lastly, the Devil appealed to the spiritual pride and said, "Fall down and worship me". (Luke 4:1-13)

    Satan's tools of deception remain the same today. He appeals to the weakness of our flesh, emotions and intellect and that is exactly what Superman does.

    Batman & Robin
    Don’t get me started on this pair. First of all batman hired an assassin to kill his parents so that he could get his hands on a vast inheritance which would allow him to live out his debauched lifestyle. Matthew 10:21 makes reference to this and if we allow our Children to become subjected to such sights and sins there is no knowing what kind of world we’d be living in. After killing his parents batman then dupes us into thinking that he fights crime to avenge the deaths of his parents. He operates from a bat cave and we all know there is no such thing as cavemen. He has a butler called Alfred who caters for his every whim.

    Alfred is nothing more than a demon who serves Batman as a lord and master. One example of this depravity is when batman wanted a side kick. Alfred scoured the streets, ghettos and back alley homer bars until he found Robin. Robin is nothing more than a vessel for batman’s evil vices. A boy he abuses and uses for his own sick pleasure. Matthew 18:6 and Mark 9:42 explicitly warn us about the abuse batman lays on Robin. However, it must be noted that Robin seems like a willing victim, as he is happy to dress up for batman in a ridiculous homer costume. I would appeal to all parents and individuals to protect children and yourselves from this evil.

    Batman is also a homer icon we know this because of his outfit, a cod piece that seems ridiculously large, he dresses in S&M black leather and he wears a mask like those preferred by homer gimps. I’m sure I don’t need to reiterate what the bible says about this vile death-style choice.

    Ban comic books from your home, filter TV programmes (If you allow TV in your home) and pre-record radio programmes to filter out these vile examples of satanic tools.

    I would also ask that others add their own example so that we can avoid this evil. Likewise I apologise if these warnings have been issues before, but I could find no reference to Super heroes as Satan’s tools when I checked.
    Matthew 10:34
    Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
  • Wolf Ha1ey
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Aug 2011
    • 5

    #2
    Re: Warning - So called Super Heroes are tools of Satan.

    What about Spawn?

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    • Wolf Ha1ey
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
      • Aug 2011
      • 5

      #3
      Re: Warning - So called Super Heroes are tools of Satan.

      Originally posted by Wolf Ha1ey View Post
      What about Spawn?
      Billy Bob Jenkins sent me an infraction saying i used profanity. Really?

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      • Billy Bob Jenkins
        Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
        About as Straight and Manly as you can get
        Hates anal sex. And trees.
        True Christian™
        • May 2010
        • 8337

        #4
        Re: Warning - So called Super Heroes are tools of Satan.

        Originally posted by Wolf Ha1ey View Post
        Billy Bob Jenkins sent me an infraction saying i used profanity. Really?
        Everyone here knows what you mean by "spawn". We may be homeschooled, but we were not raised in Guam.
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        • Nobar King
          Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
          Christ's Guardian
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2007
          • 23748

          #5
          Re: Warning - So called Super Heroes are tools of Satan.

          You can never have enough warnings about the threat that your children face against the homosexual agenda and their plan to turn all children into little fags. Here is some more reading for people who are feeling concerned about this subject:
          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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          • Liam the ex-drunk
            Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light©
            Forum Member
            • Dec 2010
            • 403

            #6
            Re: Warning - So called Super Heroes are tools of Satan.

            Thanks Nobar King, I'll be sure to heed the advice in those threads.
            Matthew 10:34
            Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.

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            • Dan U. Holier
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Jul 2011
              • 1180

              #7
              Re: Warning - So called Super Heroes are tools of Satan.

              Superman:

              - has a secret life;
              - is occasionally wearing tight outfit raveling anatomic details;
              - is obviously taking excessive care for his body shape;
              - is not married (at least not with a woman);

              How much more homosexuaral he can get?

              No point to in wasting time on the loving couple Batman & Robin
              Ask not what your Lord can do for you. Ask what you can do for your Lord.


              ... your choice entirely (Matthew 12:30)

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              • lukasekman
                True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • Mar 2011
                • 614

                #8
                Re: Warning - So called Super Heroes are tools of Satan.

                You're absolutely right. Super heroes is the advertisement of enhancement boosters far beyond the effects of anabolic steroids. The Hulk is for instance thousands of times stronger than a regular human.

                There are already several sad examples of people who killed or injured them selves in attempts to acquire super abilities:
                • Anabolic steroids = potentially fatal side effects, insanity.
                • Believing they can fly = death from falls.
                • Injecting oil blends in the muscles to make them bigger = fatal or horrible wounds from leakage.
                • Sex change = Increased risk of cancer, hormone disturbances, abomination.
                • Healers = Fraud and witchcraft advertisement.
                • Radiation exposure = Increased cancer risk, Ebola-like symptoms in extreme doses.

                Death toll from Chernobyl is several thousands. And this is just one of all super hero related disasters... Sure, the cumulative death toll from "heroism" might be small compared for communism, but it is still a false cult that keep taking lives.

                The Fukushima disaster is a work by Jap hentai freaks. The want the radiation exposure because they want the coolest abilities from the latest manga movie
                Last edited by lukasekman; 08-05-2011, 03:05 PM. Reason: Added a note about Japan

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                • burntheheretic
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                  • Jul 2011
                  • 1

                  #9
                  Re: Warning - So called Super Heroes are tools of Satan.

                  thank you for enlightening me brother! I am now going to burn his comic books and strap him to a chair, read the king james bible to him, until he repents his ungodly ways.

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                  • spawnoftheKing
                    Unsaved trash
                    • Aug 2011
                    • 6

                    #10
                    Re: Warning - So called Super Heroes are tools of Satan.

                    Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
                    Everyone here knows what you mean by "spawn". We may be homeschooled, but we were not raised in Guam.
                    I understand your interpretation of the banned user's post, but I think you misunderstood his question. Spawn is an anti-hero produced by Todd McFarlane, the character himself is powered by darkness and in and of itself it's not a good comic to read. In saying that though, it does have good elements in it.

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                    • Didymus Much
                      Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                      • Jun 2010
                      • 14079

                      #11
                      Re: Warning - So called Super Heroes are tools of Satan.

                      Originally posted by spawnoftheKing View Post
                      ....
                      Lisa Marie, is that you?

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                      • Cranky Old Man
                        Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                        You kids get off his lawn!
                         
                        • Jan 2010
                        • 22379

                        #12
                        Re: Warning - So called Super Heroes are tools of Satan.

                        Originally posted by spawnoftheKing View Post
                        but I think
                        I highly doubt you are capable of that. But no worries, thinking is not really needed.

                        Matthew 6:25 "Therefore I say unto you, Take no thought for your life, what ye shall eat, or what ye shall drink; nor yet for your body, what ye shall put on. Is not the life more than meat, and the body than raiment?"
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                        To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                        James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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