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  • George Harris
    Unsaved trash
    Under Investigation
    • Jan 2012
    • 14

    #16
    Re: Criticizing Tim Tebow is criticism of Jesus.

    Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
    The only reason they haven't inducted Tebow is the trustees are all gay liberals who hate REAL achievers.
    That's true, it will be a shame if he isn't inducted soon.

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    • Rev. M. Rodimer
      Honorary True Christian™
      Forum Member
      • May 2008
      • 13996

      #17
      Re: Criticizing Tim Tebow is criticism of Jesus.

      Originally posted by George Harris View Post
      That's true, it will be a shame if he isn't inducted soon.
      I agree!

      Why, I'd induct him myself!

      Maybe Landover should have a True Christian(tm) Hall of Fame?
      Bible boring? Nonsense!
      Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
      You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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      • Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson
        Pastor of Praise and Worship
        A True Christian™ Straight Shooter
        True Christian™
        • Jul 2009
        • 3890

        #18
        Re: Criticizing Tim Tebow is criticism of Jesus.

        Some big nosed Jew is reporting about Brother Pat's hatred of the Denver Broncos for trading God's favorite quarterback.



        The good news is, brothers and sisters, Brother Tim is going to the belly of beast to spread the Gospel! Jew York City!

        Tim Tebow New York Jets deal complete



        .
        Praise and worship with Pastor Will. Services at 9 a.m., 11 a.m. and 6 p.m.


        Contact me. pastorwillsampson at gmail.com

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        • Roberta
          Anti La Leche League Organizer
          True Christian™
          • Jan 2008
          • 1817

          #19
          Re: Criticizing Tim Tebow is criticism of Jesus.

          This 'ill be a hoot--a Christian playing for the Jersey Jets!

          Maybe they will start selling real hotdogs! When you go to a ballpark the last thing you want is a hebrew national (or a spic playing quarterback).
          Come climb my mountains.

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          • Didymus Much
            Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
            • Jun 2010
            • 14079

            #20
            Re: Criticizing Tim Tebow is criticism of Jesus.

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            • Tool of satan
              Unsaved Trash, degenerate godmocker
              • Jan 2013
              • 197

              #21
              Re: Criticizing Tim Tebow is criticism of Jesus.

              Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
              Haha, nice comic strip.
              1 John 2:22 Who is a liar but he that denieth that Jesus is the Christ? He is antichrist, that denieth the Father and the Son.
              23:Whosoever denieth the Son, the same hath not the Father: he that acknowledgeth the Son hath the Father also.

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              • Mary Etheldreda
                Gushing for Jesus
                 
                • Sep 2011
                • 23775

                #22
                Re: Criticizing Tim Tebow is criticism of Jesus.

                Originally posted by Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson View Post
                Let's just tell the truth. Tim Tebow is the greatest football player of all times. The reason he is not the starting quarterback for the Denver Broncos?



                The media and the NFL hate Jesus!
                Indeed Pastor! Amen and again, AMEN!

                Have you seen what they're doing to the Godly image of Mr. Tebow, and vicariously to the image of Christ? They're HOMO-izing him!




                By using a well-known public sodomizer, the NFL is mocking Christ Himself. Further, they do so by using a popular advocate of sodomy, one who many Americans grew up identifying as decent, hard-working, child-genius, Doogie Howser, MD.



                By using a model of American work-ethics and traditional conservative values that show a productive white man can do anything he wants, they make the subliminal suggestion that being a sodomite is normal. How insidious. How evil.

                Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78556

                  #23
                  Re: Criticizing Tim Tebow is criticism of Jesus.

                  Originally posted by HandJob View Post
                  Haha, nice comic strip.
                  You won't be laughing when satan is ass-raping you for all eternity down in hell.
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson
                    Pastor of Praise and Worship
                    A True Christian™ Straight Shooter
                    True Christian™
                    • Jul 2009
                    • 3890

                    #24
                    Re: Criticizing Tim Tebow is criticism of Jesus.

                    It looks like Tim has had a couple of setbacks here recently. He didn't get playing time in New York because his coach Rex Ryan apparently hates Jesus and Christianity.

                    He then signed on with the New England Patriots and that didn't work out so well, as he only completed around 35% of his passes in the preseason. But come on! It's only preseason. When the regular season starts, he would totally be ready to start on day one. The reason Bill Belechick doesn't start Tebow over Tom Brady? I think it's pretty clear there is an anti-Christian conspiracy going on in the NFL. They cut him in favor of whore monger playboy Brady.

                    I am sure this is just a minor setback in his career. Jesus is simply finding the right place for Tebow to be, whether it is on the football field, politics or ministry.
                    Praise and worship with Pastor Will. Services at 9 a.m., 11 a.m. and 6 p.m.


                    Contact me. pastorwillsampson at gmail.com

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                    • Johny Joe Hold
                      Mayor of Freehold
                       
                      • Feb 2010
                      • 12838

                      #25
                      Re: Criticizing Tim Tebow is criticism of Jesus.

                      Now they are talking about Tim heading up to Canada. The real problem with Canadian football is the 3-down and out.

                      To play properly, Tim needs at least four plays in a series. To get his helmet off, kneel and reach Jesus in prayer, he can't be rushed like in Canadian football.

                      Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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                      • Bobby-Joe
                        Landover Security Superviser
                        Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                        NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 18405

                        #26
                        Re: Criticizing Tim Tebow is criticism of Jesus.

                        Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
                        Now they are talking about Tim heading up to Canada. The real problem with Canadian football is the 3-down and out.

                        To play properly, Tim needs at least four plays in a series. To get his helmet off, kneel and reach Jesus in prayer, he can't be rushed like in Canadian football.

                        http://sports.yahoo.com/news/nfl--ti...182458641.html
                        Typical persecution of a good Christian. Now he can't even work in his own country and must go to Canada.

                        Brethren, Tebow is about to go threw his own personal exodus. Let us pray for him!

                        Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                        • Paragon of virtue
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                          • Jan 2013
                          • 547

                          #27
                          Re: Criticizing Tim Tebow is criticism of Jesus.

                          Such a sad story. I still have high hopes for brother Tim. Unfortunately, if you wanted to give North American an enema, Canada wouldn't be a bad place to stick the hose. I had the misfortune of visiting America's hat a few weeks ago while on vacation, I'm sure no tree hugging hippie, but it is Biblically sound doctrine to act as stewards toward the Earth as long as it is within reason. These stubborn awful canuckle draggers are so wasteful. They are destroying the environment by using three waste bins for their garbage instead of one. I also spotted more than a handful of them transporting bicycles on the city bus..now how stupid can you be. If a man as intelligent as Tim Tebow does go up north, he'll probably be hailed as from the future and possibly be made Prime Minister or whatever they call the head ninja up there.

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