[Caleb the Queer]

Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

Friend, if you are posting in 2 hours THAT will be the miracle you are searching for.

Do not call me your friend, child. You don't have the right.

Also, is that some sort of veiled threat? Am I supposed to be scared? Should I start shaking in my boots and praying for some idiot in the sky to save me from your vengeful wrath?

Please. It will take a stronger being than some nonexistent God to kill me - better people have tried and failed.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

Maybe he is one of those cursed with assburgers of similar like that. You know, one of those gimps that are counting manically numbers and such. Maybe in his mind one-tenth is a fraction that actually do command him.

Now that makes sense, dear Brother. He says he's not a "Brony," and yet comes running to the defense of "Bronies" and their gay pony fetishes. Maybe his perseverative topic is "Bronies," or maybe "Hide The Hoof In Dirty, Stinky Places."

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

, blah blah blah don't have to work for another couple hours, blah blah blah

Friend, if you are posting in 2 hours THAT will be the miracle you are searching for.

[Alphonse Alban]

Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

Nice try, though, young child. Maybe someday you can grow up and learn to English.

Does it help with your own insecurity to think that I'm a child? Do you often use defenses such as false feeling of superiority?
You see, good Christians like us goes to heaven. Hateful heathen like you go to hell. You can whine and hate Jesus all you want, but that's just a fact of life. Turn or burn.

By the way, we speak American here.

[Caleb the Queer]

Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

Actually, that is not Brony speak. It is text speak, and outdates Bronies by many years. Nice try, though, young child. Maybe someday you can grow up and learn to English.

Also, where are you idiots getting your information that I'm a Brony? I've literally had nothing to do with that show, ever, other than seeing the inevitable posts on the Internet. Stop jumping to conclusions - it's making me think that you people are actually just secret pervs who sweat while watching gay porn in your bedrooms at night.

But I'm bored and don't have to work for another couple hours, so please, why don't you try to persuade me why I should accept your hate-filled religion instead of hating every living creature on the planet?

I could use the laugh.

[Alphonse Alban]

Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

No one "made" you reply, dear. Your soul is crying out for a solution. No doubt you ignore it, starve it. You probably injure it and bruise it through the constant pounding in your rectum; it creates a reverberating wave of sin throughout the whole body which is why homo sex is so dangerous and affects everything. You "bronies" encourage each other to engage in this sin so no one feels bad if everyone feels bad.

But you are looking for hope. I just know it!

Maybe he is one of those cursed with assburgers of similar like that. You know, one of those gimps that are counting manically numbers and such. Maybe in his mind one-tenth is a fraction that actually do command him.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

1/10 for making me reply.

No one "made" you reply, dear. Your soul is crying out for a solution. No doubt you ignore it, starve it. You probably injure it and bruise it through the constant pounding in your rectum; it creates a reverberating wave of sin throughout the whole body which is why homo sex is so dangerous and affects everything. You "bronies" encourage each other to engage in this sin so no one feels bad if everyone feels bad.

But you are looking for hope. I just know it!

[Alphonse Alban]

Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

I'm literally DYING from the amount of cancer in this thread. Seriously, every single one of you so called disgusting piffleing "Christians" should kill yourselves, and your families too. You're all blots on our society.

Please, in all seriousness. All of you die painfully.

Let me try to speak the retarded brony speak to you.

Y U SO MAD?

Really, have you ever wondered why you bestiality freaks are so angry all the time? You see, even in your black you know that getting aroused by animals is wrong. That is why Jesus made you to come to this forum today. So you could be saved from your disgusting and hateful brony ways.

[Caleb the Queer]

Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

Please, as if I want to be a member of your sickening cult. You people and your pitiful impotent gods mean less to me than what I had for lunch six years ago.

Please, try harder next time.

1/10 for making me reply.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

I'm literally DYING from the amount of cancer in this thread. Seriously, every single one of you so called disgusting piffleing "Christians" should kill yourselves, and your families too. You're all blots on our society.

Please, in all seriousness. All of you die painfully.

Son, thank you for sharing with the rest of the world the demented, aggressively hateful attitudes of so-called "bronies." You are the reason we are here! You're sin-encrusted heart is like a little piece of coal, so dry and brittle and in need of love. You know whose love is like a cool glass of sweet lemonade on a hot day? ! He died temporarily you know, just so mankind can learn what humiliating creatures they are, beg for forgiveness, vow to fear and obey Him, and promise to serve and praise Him for ever in Heaven! Wouldn't you rather that happy existence than seeing red every time decent people get together and talk about virtuous things? Why not introduce yourself HERE so we can greet you properly! You can read all kinds of helpful information on this thread for newcomers like yourself. If you’d like to share your opinion, kindly provide the Scriptural Support where we can see how wonderfully God said it first. Finally, your rights on our forum can be found HERE.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

I'm literally DYING from the amount of cancer in this thread. Seriously, every single one of you so called disgusting piffleing "Christians" should kill yourselves, and your families too. You're all blots on our society.

Please, in all seriousness. All of you die painfully.

Leave it to the Jesus-haters to promote familicide.

[Caleb the Queer]

Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

I'm literally DYING from the amount of cancer in this thread. Seriously, every single one of you so called disgusting fucking "Christians" should kill yourselves, and your families too. You're all blots on our society.

Please, in all seriousness. All of you die painfully.

[James Hutchins]

Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

I don't know why you are so surprised about how Christians are acting. Read the bible: it is chock full of examples of their god being an utter cunt.

Typical of a lesser race using a foul word to 'be shocking'.

Friend, God does not use that word and neither should you. It just furthers the proof that Satan has penetrated your rectum and taken up residence.

God is firm and fair. You follow His Word and He will probably not maime you. He will probably not inflict you with all sorts or body rotting diseases. He will probably not let demons enter your brain and run amock. He may let you in to Heaven.

[FreeFromBrains]

Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

I have never seen so much hate in one place. This is incredible. I'll be honest. The people that I have talked to here so far, and the people that I still see talking are some of the most ignorant, close minded, immature, hateful people that I have ever had the misfortune to discuss with. I expected church-goers to be more pleasant, peaceful and understanding. If hate and inequality is what this is all about, I want nothing to do with your religion, and I can certainly see why so many people are unable to take you guys seriously.

I don't know why you are so surprised about how Christians are acting. Read the bible: it is chock full of examples of their god being an utter cunt.

[Didymus Much]

Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

...Hail Satan.

Ya might try spelling his name properly (it's Beelzebub).