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  • Didymus Much
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    Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

    Originally posted by BronyFALSEChristian View Post
    So a MOVIE about a man fighting for his GIRLFRIEND is gay?...
    beard: The significant other of a person who is gay... BUT they are of the opposite sex. [A beard] is used to make the world think the gay partner is straight....

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  • Zechariah Smyth
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    Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

    Originally posted by BronyFALSEChristian View Post
    Says the guy that has nothing better to do than troll others online. Well done mate, but I actually have to go to work and earn money, something you bigots probably don't know about. You praise the Lord wherever you may be, but you might not always be able to travel the world. (Psalm 103:22)
    Troll? Troll?

    Who came to a peaceful loving True Christian(tm) website and started spewing their drug-fueled insanity?



    Yours in Christ,

    z. Smyth

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  • BronyFALSEChristian
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    Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

    Originally posted by Brother Harold Porter View Post
    This is because you are selfish and have significant character faults. You would prefer to waste what little time you have in this insignificant mortal life giggling over foolishness and nonsense, rather than do what He commands of us.

    Mark 16:15 "He said to them, “Go into all the world and preach the gospel to all creation."

    You realize He hung on a cross for you and temporarily died? And this is how you repay Him? You should be ashamed of yourself, young lady.

    In Christ
    Says the guy that has nothing better to do than troll others online. Well done mate, but I actually have to go to work and earn money, something you bigots probably don't know about. You praise the Lord wherever you may be, but you might not always be able to travel the world. (Psalm 103:22)

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  • Brother Harold Porter
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    Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

    Originally posted by BronyFALSEChristian View Post
    Of course I love hanging with God in real life. He's the almighty Father, who wouldn't want to? I just like to watch a few well animated cartoons, zombie apocalypse shows, Canadian fighter movies, and play a few video games. Anybody does, and just because you watch TV and movies or play video games doesn't mean that you're an unsaved Atheist.
    This is because you are selfish and have significant character faults. You would prefer to waste what little time you have in this insignificant mortal life giggling over foolishness and nonsense, rather than do what He commands of us.

    Mark 16:15 "He said to them, “Go into all the world and preach the gospel to all creation."

    You realize He hung on a cross for you and temporarily died? And this is how you repay Him? You should be ashamed of yourself, young lady.

    In Christ

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  • Mary Etheldreda
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    Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

    Originally posted by BronyFALSEChristian View Post
    just because you watch TV and movies or play video games doesn't mean that you're an unsaved Atheist.
    Son, what you seem to be willfully missing is the fact that one's behaviors betray one's beliefs. The LORD Jesus Christ said it best when He said, "every good tree bringeth forth good fruit; but a corrupt tree bringeth forth evil fruit." (Matthew 7:17)

    Watching Satanic TV shows, and movies, and playing demonic video games reveals exactly the fact that one is an unsaved piece of garbage. Unsaved means they do not believe in God, therefore, atheist. Son, it's not that complicated. I implore you to actually READ your Holy Bible, know what the LORD is saying for real.

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  • BronyFALSEChristian
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    Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

    Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
    Friend, you need to exit the fantasy world of animated (poor quality, I might add) cartoons and ridiculous canadian eskimoe movies and hook up with Jesus. Instead of make beleive, wouldn't you rather be hanging with God, in real life?
    Of course I love hanging with God in real life. He's the almighty Father, who wouldn't want to? I just like to watch a few well animated cartoons, zombie apocalypse shows, Canadian fighter movies, and play a few video games. Anybody does, and just because you watch TV and movies or play video games doesn't mean that you're an unsaved Atheist.

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  • James Hutchins
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    Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

    Originally posted by BronyFALSEChristian View Post
    So a MOVIE about a man fighting for his GIRLFRIEND is gay? You keep using that word, I do not think it means what you think it means.
    Friend, you need to exit the fantasy world of animated (poor quality, I might add) cartoons and ridiculous canadian eskimoe movies and hook up with Jesus. Instead of make beleive, wouldn't you rather be hanging with God, in real life?

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  • Des
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    Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

    Originally posted by BronyFALSEChristian View Post
    So a MOVIE about a man fighting for his GIRLFRIEND is gay? You keep using that word, I do not think it means what you think it means.
    He was dating an adolescent slant eyed heathen and sleeping in the bed of his sausage stroking roommate. Plus, one of his harlot's exes was a 'bi-furious' dyke. Add to that it being Canadian and they couldn't have made it any gayer if they had named it Fairy Choadchoker Vs the Gays.

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  • BronyFALSEChristian
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    Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

    Originally posted by Des View Post
    All of those lesbian feminist tree hugging satan worshiping Wickedans are witches. I haven't met any claiming to be bloodsuckers or transmorphers so far, but knowing them they drink baby blood and try to transform into goats.

    My nephew was caught watching the Satan Pilgrim show, so my brother and I watched it to determine what kind of therapy he needed. Since it was mostly about Godless Canadian faggots, he got shipped off to Straight Camp to pray the gay away.
    So a MOVIE about a man fighting for his GIRLFRIEND is gay? You keep using that word, I do not think it means what you think it means.

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  • Des
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    Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

    Originally posted by BronyFALSEChristian View Post
    Hey, somebody that actually believes witches exist! Oh goody, next he'll be saying how he killed vampires and werewolves!

    And I'm glad you know what Scott Pilgrim is. That makes you just less of a hater than the rest of the Landover 'Baptists'.

    If your life had a face, I would punch it.
    All of those lesbian feminist tree hugging satan worshiping Wickedans are witches. I haven't met any claiming to be bloodsuckers or transmorphers so far, but knowing them they drink baby blood and try to transform into goats.

    My nephew was caught watching the Satan Pilgrim show, so my brother and I watched it to determine what kind of therapy he needed. Since it was mostly about Godless Canadian faggots, he got shipped off to Straight Camp to pray the gay away.

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  • BronyFALSEChristian
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    Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

    Originally posted by Des View Post
    I cast demons out of a witch just the other day. What have you been doing, casting the seed out of Seabiscuit?

    P.S. Scott Pilgrim never gained the Power of Christ, so ultimately he and the hair-dyed harlot both lost.

    Glory!
    Hey, somebody that actually believes witches exist! Oh goody, next he'll be saying how he killed vampires and werewolves!

    And I'm glad you know what Scott Pilgrim is. That makes you just less of a hater than the rest of the Landover 'Baptists'.

    If your life had a face, I would punch it.

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  • Des
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    Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

    Originally posted by BronyFALSEChristian View Post
    My, my, you Landover 'Baptists' are no better than the Westboro 'Baptists'. Hatred, hatred everywhere.

    Let's take a look at the Mormons. They carry false doctrine and yet there are over 49,000 international missionaries. We Christians carry the truth and yet there are barely 5,000 international missionaries. If you're really concerned about our youth getting 'corrupted' or whatever word you want to use, then get out there and do something about it instead of sitting behind a computer on a website exclusive to Landover 'Baptists'.

    Now leave or prepare to face the wrath of the League of Evil Exes!
    I cast demons out of a witch just the other day. What have you been doing, casting the seed out of Seabiscuit?

    P.S. Scott Pilgrim never gained the Power of Christ, so ultimately he and the hair-dyed harlot both lost.

    Glory!

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  • BronyFALSEChristian
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    Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

    Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
    You can't like a show that is not godly!

    2 Corinthians 6:14-17 Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers: for what fellowship hath righteousness with unrighteousness? and what communion hath light with darkness?
    15And what concord hath Christ with Belial? or what part hath he that believeth with an infidel?
    16 And what agreement hath the temple of God with idols? for ye are the temple of the living God; as God hath said, I will dwell in them, and walk in them; and I will be their God, and they shall be my people.
    17 Wherefore come out from among them, and be ye separate, saith the Lord, and touch not the unclean thing; and I will receive you,


    1 Timothy 1:10 For fornicators, for homosexuals, for slave traders, for liars, for perjurers, and if there be any other thing that is contrary to sound doctrine;



    All True Christians™ are one in Jesus Christ whether they be negro, mexican, red indian, yellow or a white man. And even women are equal in heaven.

    But to say we are one with people who don't believe in Jesus?
    My, my, you Landover 'Baptists' are no better than the Westboro 'Baptists'. Hatred, hatred everywhere.

    Let's take a look at the Mormons. They carry false doctrine and yet there are over 49,000 international missionaries. We Christians carry the truth and yet there are barely 5,000 international missionaries. If you're really concerned about our youth getting 'corrupted' or whatever word you want to use, then get out there and do something about it instead of sitting behind a computer on a website exclusive to Landover 'Baptists'.

    Now leave or prepare to face the wrath of the League of Evil Exes!

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  • Levi Jones
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    Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

    Originally posted by BronyFALSEChristian View Post
    It's not like I'm committing bestiality, I'm enjoying a show, just like I would enjoy The Walking Dead. Show me in the Bible where it says I can't watch and like a show.
    You can't like a show that is not godly!

    2 Corinthians 6:14-17 Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers: for what fellowship hath righteousness with unrighteousness? and what communion hath light with darkness?
    15And what concord hath Christ with Belial? or what part hath he that believeth with an infidel?
    16 And what agreement hath the temple of God with idols? for ye are the temple of the living God; as God hath said, I will dwell in them, and walk in them; and I will be their God, and they shall be my people.
    17 Wherefore come out from among them, and be ye separate, saith the Lord, and touch not the unclean thing; and I will receive you,


    1 Timothy 1:10 For fornicators, for homosexuals, for slave traders, for liars, for perjurers, and if there be any other thing that is contrary to sound doctrine;

    Originally posted by BronyFALSEChristian View Post
    We're all one. (Galatians 3:28)
    All True Christians(tm) are one in Jesus Christ whether they be negro, mexican, red indian, yellow or a white man. And even women are equal in heaven.

    But to say we are one with people who don't believe in Jesus?

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  • Des
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    Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

    Originally posted by BronyFALSEChristian View Post


    We're all one. (Galatians 3:28)
    You're cherry picking, horse humper. When you're through satisfying Mr Ed, try reading the entire passage. Verse 26 makes it perfectly clear that Paul was speaking only of Christians.

    Galatians 3:26 For ye are all the children of God by faith in Christ Jesus.

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