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  • lololololololbrony
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    lol this forum is hilarious. i guess just because some is a brony means they cant beleive in God correct? my then alot of people are quite done for.XD this forum...

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  • James Hutchins
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    Originally posted by Totally not a good View Post
    You are a piffleing idiot he aid he was a catholic not an athiest man it must suck to be a chapdick
    Originally posted by Totally not a good View Post
    It's funny how you know her name and i won't go to hell because I believe in The Lord and savior Jesus Christ so I think you will go to hell you fag (bundle of sticks)
    Such foul language! Why you MLP whores must continually sing the words of the Devil escapes me.
    All those that are in Hell believe in Jesus. It breaks my heart that you wait until Satan is penetrating you to realize it.
    Have a nice day.

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  • Mary Etheldreda
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    Originally posted by Totally not a good View Post
    It's funny how you know her name and i won't go to hell because I believe in The Lord and savior Jesus Christ so I think you will go to hell you fag (bundle of sticks)
    Friend, even the demons cast out of pigs believe in the LORD and Savior, Jesus Christ. I don't expect to see them in Heaven either.

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  • Redeemed Papist
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    Originally posted by Totally not a good View Post
    You are a piffleing idiot he aid he was a catholic not an athiest man it must suck to be a chapdick
    WOW! The hatred of Jesus certainly is spreading. What is it about Jesus selflessly dying so you don't have to burn forever in Hell that annoys you so much? You just need to love Him back.

    Although if you are angry at Catholics I can see why. They aren't really Christians after all.

    Did your father just not beat you properly or was it the lure of anal sex that got you set on the road to Hell?

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  • Totally not a good
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    Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
    Your gay friends must giggle all day about your little Rainbow Dash joke. Yes, we know about that here. It's you who just got 2000000% hotter though, for all eternity, in Hell!
    It's funny how you know her name and i won't go to hell because I believe in The Lord and savior Jesus Christ so I think you will go to hell you fag (bundle of sticks)

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  • Totally not a good
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    Originally posted by Pastor Ed Lowman View Post
    Do you see now how persecuted we Christians are? People like you atheists march across the world and internet with your "superior" message of godless logic and reason and trample under foot the soldiers of God. But we have been long-suffering with you, though you persecute us. We want you to be saved™ today. Please consider your hate and change your ways. Jesus is waiting.
    You are a fucking idiot he aid he was a catholic not an athiest man it must suck to be a chapdick

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  • Hatchet the Jap
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    Originally posted by Seth Campbell View Post
    Oh Lord Jesus SAVE US!

    I was concerned about keeping this kind of thing away from our daughter. I had to throw away about 3/4 of the gifts sent to her because they were inappropriate. But now you're telling me that they're trying to push this crap on our boys as well?

    When will Satan's deception ever stop! Personally I blame the Chinese. You know that with their stupid laws they're only allowed one child so it's something like 80% of babies born are boys. Well since they don't want their boys bumpoking each other, they develop this poke-a-man crap (just look at the word, it's not like they're trying to hide anything) so that all of the boys over here turn gay. Then the girls over here will have no other choice than to enter into a unholy situation with some slant.

    Absolutely disgusting.
    I call racism. The Japs made this Pokemon 'crap'. The mainland Chinks rarely have good Internet connections to America. _I'm from Hrong Krong SAR.) Besides, due to our own personalities, we consider children's shows 'children's shows'. Most of us consider a lot of these shows babyish, so we don't watch them.

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  • Nobar King
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    I know a lot of different communities that pick on MLP. Are you taking your frustration out on the Christians because you feel that they are an easy target?

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  • AthiestBrony
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    As a former Brony I know how hard it can be to leave the herd. Once these ponies get their hooves into you it's hard to overcome the sinister urges that accompany the wicked show. I hope you can be strong

    ...I don't think you're understanding my point. I enjoy being a Brony. I like the show because of it's animation and writing. I like the Saw and Red Dwarf references. I like the fact that it's community is kind and sharing. It accepts those who are different and those who don't fit in. Unlike the Christian community which constantly bastardizes anyone who isn't a Christian.

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  • Mary Etheldreda
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    Originally posted by AthiestBrony View Post
    Seriously how are Bronies bad? Is there evidence of them engaging in bestiality, incest, rape, or pedophilia? All you are doing is making assumptions based on a fandom.

    Not true, dear. If you can calm down a moment and read the OP with an open mind and critical thinking skills, you'll see Dr. Isaiah Jones' analysis is 100% Biblically accurate and therefore 100% Truth™.

    Originally posted by AthiestBrony View Post
    You know Jesus assumed that Judas was pretty damn cool and we all know how that turned out...
    If you were familiar with God's Holy Word, you'd know that Jesus knew exactly what Judas was up to, but He allowed the traitor to continue, as it was all a part of His Divine Plan.

    And as they did eat, he said, Verily I say unto you, that one of you shall betray me.
    Matthew 26:21


    Furthermore, it wasn't a matter of having an idea someone might do Him harm, He knew precisely who would do what:

    I speak not of you all: I know whom I have chosen: but that the scripture may be fulfilled,
    He that eateth bread with me hath lifted up his heel against me.
    John 13:18


    The thing is, dear, Jesus died on the cross for the sins of mankind, even the sin of bronyism. You can be Saved© from this sinful burden if you but open your heart to the LORD.

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  • Nobar King
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    Originally posted by AthiestBrony View Post
    You know Jesus assumed that Judas was pretty damn cool and we all know how that turned out...
    Are you trying to suggest that you're 'cool' like Judas?

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  • Paragon of virtue
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    Originally posted by AthiestBrony View Post
    I like the show not because I am a pedophile, pervert, incestuous, or god knows whatever else you people can think of. (Pun intended).
    A pun may have been intended, but there certainly isn't one in your post to be detected. Puns are considered the absolute lowest form of comedy. The term brony in itself is somewhat of a pun, but it isn't very punny. Do you see how easy it is to make a pun? Here are a few easy ones: How do you catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on him! How do you catch a tame rabbit? The tame way! This one is a little bit more advanced: The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new tithing campaign slogan last Sunday "I Upped My Pledge - Up Yours."


    As a former Brony I know how hard it can be to leave the herd. Once these ponies get their hooves into you it's hard to overcome the sinister urges that accompany the wicked show. I hope you can be strong

    /)*(\ Remember, this symbol holds no real power--only the power you give it!

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  • AthiestBrony
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    Seriously how are Bronies bad? Is there evidence of them engaging in bestiality, incest, rape, or pedophilia? All you are doing is making assumptions based on a fandom. You know Jesus assumed that Judas was pretty damn cool and we all know how that turned out...

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  • AthiestBrony
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    Originally posted by Professor Bessemer View Post
    Ah, now I understand why you hate Jesus. Many Catholic rape victims reject God out of shame and anger. But they do not realize that Catholics are not Christians.

    Let us help you heal and come to Jesus friend, only He can make the shame and hurt go away. Glory!
    I wasn't raped, I just decided that I wanted to explore other things that aren't religion.

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  • Professor Bessemer
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    Originally posted by AthiestBrony View Post
    Honestly, I enjoy being an Atheist, I went to a Catholic school for five years. However I chose to go by logic and not magic.
    Ah, now I understand why you hate Jesus. Many Catholic rape victims reject God out of shame and anger. But they do not realize that Catholics are not Christians.

    Let us help you heal and come to Jesus friend, only He can make the shame and hurt go away. Glory!

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