[BronyFALSEChristian]

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It is not possible to be a Christian and a "brony" at the same time. The Holy Bible forbids it.

It's not like I'm committing bestiality, I'm enjoying a show, just like I would enjoy The Walking Dead. Show me in the Bible where it says I can't watch and like a show.

No, no you're not (Matthew 7:15-20).

Son, if you can show me where in the Holy Bible you read that muslims, homos, and jews are God's Children™, I'll eat my hat.

We're all one. (Galatians 3:28)

[Des]

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... I close with a swift "piffle your family, piffle your dog, piffle your cat, piffle your mom, piffle your moms mom, and piffle you."

Judging by the beastility references, I guess we know whats on his mind when he's watching his perverse talking horse show.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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So much hate against bronies. I'm a Christian, and I thought we were supposed to love all of God's children. That means Muslims, gays, Jews, the whole kit-and-caboodle, but I guess Landover is too good for that.

It is not possible to be a Christian and a "brony" at the same time. The Holy Bible forbids it.

Leviticus 18:23 Neither shalt thou lie with any beast to defile thyself therewith: neither shall any woman stand before a beast to lie down thereto: it is confusion.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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So much hate against bronies.

No sir! So much LOVE for JESUS!

I'm a Christian,

No, no you're not (Matthew 7:15-20).

and I thought we were supposed to love all of God's children. That means Muslims, gays, Jews, the whole kit-and-caboodle, but I guess Landover is too good for that.

Son, if you can show me where in the Holy Bible you read that muslims, homos, and jews are God's Children™, I'll eat my hat.

[Didymus Much]

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So much hate against bronies...

No hatred against bronies, just bronyism (which the Bible says will get you sent to Hell).

...I'm a Christian, and I thought we were supposed to love all of God's children...

What greater love could they have for you than to take their own time, energy, and MONEY (webservers and software licenses aren't free) to warn you and others that you're putting your eternal souls in peril for what seems to you (in your state of Biblical ignorance) to be a harmless pastime?

...That means Muslims, gays, Jews, the whole kit-and-caboodle,...

Let's see what Jesus says about that:

Luke 19:27 "But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me."

Ooops?

[BronyFALSEChristian]

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So much hate against bronies. I'm a Christian, and I thought we were supposed to love all of God's children. That means Muslims, gays, Jews, the whole kit-and-caboodle, but I guess Landover is too good for that.

[Didymus Much]

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U mad, Godtards?...

Please stop insulting retards.

..."God created everyone equally". Load of shit...

That's from the United States Constitution, not the Bible. You really should read both of them, because your ignorance could cost you.

...You asshats hate everything...

They only hate what God hates (according to the Bible).

...Instead, you're likely making God sick...

What do you base that on? If you ignore the Bible, what do you base anything about God on? Note: anything pulled from your ass is irrelevant.

...Being the bigot bastards that you all are...

No bastards here, sorry.

Deuteronomy 23:2 "A bastard shall not enter into the congregation of the Lord; even to his tenth generation shall he not enter into the congregation of the Lord."

...Call me the Devil if you wish,...

Do delusions of grandeur run in your family?

...but know that you are all wrong...

Again, based on what? Scripture preferred, but anything you'd like to mention will be considered (for its comedic potential, at least).

...So with that, I close with a swift "piffle your family, piffle your dog, piffle your cat, piffle your mom, piffle your moms mom, and piffle you."

So much for "loving and tolerating the shit out of them", hypocrite.

And, please, get help for your animal abuse fantasies. That's just... not good.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

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And if someone likes ponies, let them like ponies.

Exodus 22:19 Whosoever lieth with a beast shall surely be put to death.



YIC

[Mary Thompson]

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lol this forum is hilarious. i guess just because some is a brony means they cant beleive in God correct? my then alot of people are quite done for.XD this forum...

lol? You realize that stands for Lucifer Our Lord, right? And you can't just believe in God and expect a place reserved in Heaven, you must follow the ENTIRE Bible.

[Mr.BronyFag]

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U mad, Godtards? "God created everyone equally". Load of shit. You asshats hate everything. And if someone likes ponies, let them like ponies. Instead, you're likely making God sick. Being the bigot bastards that you all are. I will never stop liking ponies. And you'll have to deal with it, you're all playing "God's" hand puppet. And I will continue to like ponies if I want. Call me the Devil if you wish, but know that you are all wrong. So with that, I close with a swift "piffle your family, piffle your dog, piffle your cat, piffle your mom, piffle your moms mom, and piffle you."

[BronyFALSEChristian]

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Oh hey, it's me again. I'm sorry that I was quoting someone from 'Scott Pilgrim vs The World', one of the greatest movies ever. Though, I don't know why you removed my Timelord party picture. They were just being Timelords having a good time. Are painters too much as well?

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[BronyFALSEChristian]

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Good day ol' chaps. It's your friendly neighbourhood nice guy here. I'm just here to say that what this thread said in the beginning is entirely false. As you can see, I'm a male fan of the show 'My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic', or 'Brony'. Here's the catch though: I'm also a Christian. I'm not gay, nor do I hate people for being as such. My family's fully aware of the fact that I'm a Brony and my brother's one too. I've also got many friends that share the same interests as me, none of which are homosexuals as you claim us all to be.

Now that I've gotten that out of my system, you all have a wonderful day, and may God bless your souls.

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[Didymus Much]

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thank you. i would like to say that if an bronies found this site they would have a hay-day with it, being able to say that Christians are not so understanding an tolerant as we were led to believe hope full as i stay on this site this will be proven untrue.

Have you ever read the Bible? If so, please point out where God and Jesus are "understanding" and "tolerant". If not, you really should read it. Start here.

In the meantime, ask your mommy if she can buy you a computer equipped with a "shift" key.

[lololololololbrony]

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thank you. i would like to say that if an bronies found this site they would have a hay-day with it, being able to say that Christians are not so understanding an tolerant as we were led to believe hope full as i stay on this site this will be proven untrue.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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lol this forum is hilarious. i guess just because some is a brony means they cant beleive in God correct? my then alot of people are quite done for.XD this forum...

Son, if I understand you correctly, you are mistaken on both accounts. One can absolutely be perverted and still believe in God. However, believing in God does no good if one refuses to actively fear and obey God [Ecclesiastes 12:13]. Also, there are not "alot [sic - that's Latin for "stay in school"] of people" who are bronies here, dear.

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