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  • Alphonse Alban
    Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
     
    • Feb 2011
    • 5724

    #661
    Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

    Originally posted by DrComputer View Post
    too bad you used the word shocker. now i can't take you seriously
    Sorry, as you are an unsaved trash, your opinion really does not count.

    Originally posted by DrComputer View Post
    Besides, most of the Old teastament was 100% written by men because Jesus wasn't around yet according to the written record of other men.
    Remember, read before posting. As I quoted scripture earlier, I'll do it again for you as you seem to be bit slow.

    2 Peter 1:21 For the prophecy came not in old time by the will of man: but holy men of God spake as they were moved by the Holy Ghost.

    Another thing to remember is that 100% is all, not most.

    Originally posted by DrComputer View Post
    Crusades were done by catholic, and catholic are not Christians
    Good, good, you are making some progress now.

    Originally posted by DrComputer View Post
    Even if no miracles have happened since... Jesus died.
    Just because miracles has not happen to you, does not mean that they do not happen.

    Originally posted by DrComputer View Post
    Why did he die anyway if we're all going to hell anyway according to another one of your members "God doesn't listen to the prayers of sinners."
    You really are quite slow. I'll try to put this as simple as I can.

    Stop doing sin and start following the word of God. Then He will listen to you again, and you will get to heaven. Very simple.

    Originally posted by DrComputer View Post
    a gay atheist on a powergrid made by a freethinker (that was a sin at the time.)
    Care to post that part of the scipture that says powergrid made by a freethinker was a sin, and even more the part of scripture where it says it stopped to be sin?

    Originally posted by DrComputer View Post
    did you know there are these things called other people?
    Do you mean heathens?

    Originally posted by DrComputer View Post
    Don't worry, you will get your heaven but it won't be that great.
    True, it won't be that great. It will be absolutely awesome.

    Originally posted by DrComputer View Post
    your bible is just one of many variations translated from many other variations that come from different time periods.
    Wrong, it's the most perfect word of God. The KJV 1611.

    Originally posted by DrComputer View Post
    how old was that bible of yours anyway? 2500 years? lot of time to change things.
    As universe is little over 6000 years old, 2500 is just a small bit of changes in the history of the world. We are living end times as we speak and Jesus will be coming back any day now. Lot more will change then in much shorter time. Besides, word of God was true yesterday, it is true today and it will be true tomorrow. Time goes on, God is.

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    • JamesTyar
      Unsaved trash
      • Jun 2012
      • 5

      #662
      Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

      God and jesus are a lie, just like the bible! You are all a disgrace to human kind, nobody gives a f*** about what you think or believe. A lot of you are the main reasons for a lot of the problems in the world. My Little Pony is a GREAT show, you're all hating on it because of what one fellow Christian thinks about it, sort of like the bible. I'm a proud Athiest, who thinks you can all burn in your "hell." BRONIES FOREVER! Also, the Big Bang actually happened.

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      • Ankh02111
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        • Jun 2012
        • 1

        #663
        Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

        God is dead and you are fool's to blindly follow such rubbish.

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        • JamesTyar
          Unsaved trash
          • Jun 2012
          • 5

          #664
          Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

          Also, Jesus hung around a bunch of guys, never got married and always talked about his dad, are you all sure he was against homosexuality?

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          • Zechariah Smyth
            Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
            True Christian™
            • Feb 2011
            • 15251

            #665
            Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

            Originally posted by Ankh02111 View Post
            God is dead and you are fool's to blindly follow such rubbish.
            Baloney.



            (1 Timothy 1:17) "Now unto the King eternal, immortal, invisible, the only wise God, be honour and glory for ever and ever. Amen."

            Maybe you need to look up "immortal" in the dictionary. Check out proper use of apostrophes while you're at it.

            Yours in Christ,

            Z. Smyth
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            • JamesTyar
              Unsaved trash
              • Jun 2012
              • 5

              #666
              Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

              Oh, you can read a book that was written by some random guy, congratulations! Tell me how God makes more sense than Science.

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              • Zechariah Smyth
                Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                True Christian™
                • Feb 2011
                • 15251

                #667
                Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

                Originally posted by JamesTyar View Post
                God and jesus are a lie, just like the bible! You are all a disgrace to human kind, nobody gives a f*** about what you think or believe. A lot of you are the main reasons for a lot of the problems in the world. My Little Pony is a GREAT show, you're all hating on it because of what one fellow Christian thinks about it, sort of like the bible. I'm a proud Athiest, who thinks you can all burn in your "hell." BRONIES FOREVER! Also, the Big Bang actually happened.
                Typical brony dog-molester claims: that with absolutely NO intervention, everything was created from nothing.



                Originally posted by JamesTyar View Post
                Also, Jesus hung around a bunch of guys, never got married and always talked about his dad, are you all sure he was against homosexuality?
                Of course I'm sure:

                (Leviticus 20:13) "If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them."

                Sounds pretty cut-and-dried to me!



                Yours in Christ,

                Z. Smyth
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                • Zechariah Smyth
                  Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                  True Christian™
                  • Feb 2011
                  • 15251

                  #668
                  Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

                  Originally posted by JamesTyar View Post
                  Oh, you can read a book that was written by some random guy, congratulations! Tell me how God makes more sense than Science.
                  You can use the Search function to see numerous examples. Don't be such a lazy ass.

                  (Proverbs 21:25) "The desire of the slothful killeth him; for his hands refuse to labour."



                  YiC,

                  Zech
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                  • JamesTyar
                    Unsaved trash
                    • Jun 2012
                    • 5

                    #669
                    Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

                    Hey Christians, come stone me for being Athiest, lets see if your "God" will keep you safe and out of jail, so you won't get butt fucked.

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                    • Zechariah Smyth
                      Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                      True Christian™
                      • Feb 2011
                      • 15251

                      #670
                      Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

                      Originally posted by JamesTyar View Post
                      Hey Christians, come stone me for being Athiest, lets see if your "God" will keep you safe and out of jail, so you won't get butt piffleed.
                      I love it when people are so proud of being an atheist, but they don't even know how to SPELL it.



                      If you would simply read your Bible instead of watching pony-porn, you'd know that we are bound by secular rules:

                      (Romans 13:1) "Let every soul be subject unto the higher powers. For there is no power but of God: the powers that be are ordained of God.
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                      • Alphonse Alban
                        Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
                         
                        • Feb 2011
                        • 5724

                        #671
                        Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

                        Originally posted by JamesTyar View Post
                        nobody gives a f*** about what you think
                        Obviously you care what we think. Deep in your black atheist heart you know we are right, that's why Jesus made you come to this forum.

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                        • Rev. M. Rodimer
                          Honorary True Christian™
                          Forum Member
                          • May 2008
                          • 13996

                          #672
                          Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

                          Originally posted by JamesTyar View Post
                          God and jesus are a lie, just like the bible! You are all a disgrace to human kind, nobody gives a f*** about what you think or believe.
                          Apparently you do, as you've come here and joined a Christian church's discussion forum just to persecute us.

                          I'm a proud Athiest, who thinks you can all burn in your "hell."
                          So you're an atheist, who thinks we should all burn in Hell, which you don't think exists.

                          By the way, atheistard, it's "atheist", not "athiest". And it's not a proper noun; capitalizing it (particularly while misspelling it) only makes you look like an uneducated, pretentious twat.

                          Then again . . . carry on, it suits you.
                          Bible boring? Nonsense!
                          Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                          You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                          • JamesTyar
                            Unsaved trash
                            • Jun 2012
                            • 5

                            #673
                            Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

                            Why hasn't your god fixed my mothers nasty ass piffleing face?

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                            • Pastor Ezekiel
                              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                               
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 78552

                              #674
                              Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

                              Originally posted by JamesTyar View Post
                              Why hasn't your god fixed my mothers nasty ass piffleing face?
                              Maybe he hates her?
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                              • Rev. M. Rodimer
                                Honorary True Christian™
                                Forum Member
                                • May 2008
                                • 13996

                                #675
                                Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

                                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                Maybe he hates her?
                                I hate her son already, and if she's anything like him . . .
                                Bible boring? Nonsense!
                                Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                                You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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