[Levi Jones]

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God is all powerful, He can use even heathens as His tools if He wishes so.

Amen, brother. This is such an important lesson for unsaved trash to understand.

God will use people for His almighty will whether they want it or not. Our LORD is responsible for it all!

Isaiah 45:4-7
For Jacob my servant's sake, and Israel mine elect, I have even called thee by thy name: I have surnamed thee, though thou hast not known me.
I am the Lord, and there is none else, there is no God beside me: I girded thee, though thou hast not known me:
That they may know from the rising of the sun, and from the west, that there is none beside me. I am the Lord, and there is none else.
I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the Lord do all these things.

[Malice in Wonderland]

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I come here very now and then to read what you guys have to say. It's funny really, how you depend on the written works of men (remember, Jesus and God themselves did not actually write your bibles, shocker) from a couple thousand years ago in the vain attempt to do something you would consider useful. Have you ever wondered why there are other religions in the world? Do you know how you guys once thought it would be a great idea to launch the crusades? How the priest intentionally let thousands vainly to their death? Including children? And remember; There is no better way to convert atheist than to do it on an operating system developed by atheist:
Mac/ Steve Jobs
Windows/ Bill Gates
Linux/ Linus Torvalds
An operating system based off the work of a GAY ATHEIST (IE: Alan Turing)
and work powered by electrical grids based off a freethinker named Thomas Edison
It would be like me praying to your god to tell you all he isn't real. That would be stupid and pointless! Wait a minute! That's what your doing!

and one more thing. Due to your usual "you are going to hell. bible quote bible quote bible quote. rinse and repeat" hell seems like a pretty great place. To me heaven would be my own personal hell because all of you would be there.

YES! FINALLY! Somebody exposes you as the big fat hypocrites you are. It's like, you're using software developed by atheists and gays. You HATE atheists and gays. It's like, really?

But seriously, stop bitching at Bronies and MineCraft. They're both entirely harmless and have done nothing to you or the youth of America.

[Malice in Wonderland]

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I didn't say anything about brain damage or lobotomies. I suggested that perhaps you were Trig Palin, the retard.

Who wants something to bitch about here? The Christians on their own church discussion forum telling Christian parents what to avoid, or the furries like you who join up, uninvited and unwelcome, to complain that Christians are discussing stuff and saying things you don't like?

Yeah, that's right. You are the one looking for something to bitch about.

Hypocrite.

While I'm fairly certain you don't hate people with brain damage, you shouldn't call Trig Palin a 'retard.' That's just wrong.

And yes, I've already admitted many times that I'm a hypocrite. That's a point that's been proven, so..? Why reminisce?

You need to give it up. One day, you'll post something somebody REALLY doesn't like on this and THEN it'll be a problem.

[pointy-headed fool]

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Just reposting from another forum.

I would imagine that many of you honorable Christian men and women would not know of this satanic piece of dog spit called My Little Pony : Friendship is Magic. You might be aware of the "innocent" television shows of the 80's and 90's, which were already teaching satanic rituals to young children, but this is truely an awful show, devoted to destroying our children's innocents.

1. Despite being a show intended for young girls it has an extremely large fan base of grown men, obviously this is the work of satanic witchcraft being used to manipulate the minds of good christian men.
2. One of the main characters of the show, named Rainbow Dash, is a disgusting piece of lesbian slime who has rainbow colored hair and enjoys nothing more than sports, athletics, and lesbian pony sex, which is consistently hinted at through the use of subliminal messages throughout the show
3. It advertises sorcery and witchcraft, with certain ponies using their evil zodiac symbols to perform all sorts of evil conjuration and other works of satan
4. It has an ability to transmit disgusting gory thoughts into minds of watchers, for instance, here's one innocently titled fan-made plot cupcakes
WARNING: NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART
5. Worst of all it teaches young girls to go out and pursue a career and try to be survive on their own, when they should be at home, serving their husbands. This show shows female ponies owning their own businesses, running farms, and aspiring to be athletes, giving these young viewers the wrong impression on what they should be doing with their lives.

That is my presentation on My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.
Based on a sermon given on August 14, 2011.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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YES! FINALLY! Somebody exposes you as the big fat hypocrites you are. It's like, you're using software developed by atheists and gays. You HATE atheists and gays. It's like, really?

And you use the scientific method, developed by pagan Greeks.

Guess you'd better quit that, huh?

Oh, and stop using roads, because they're funded, built, and maintained primarily by Christians. Stop using public or private school or university systems, funded by Christians. And stop eating at restaurants or buying food at the grocery store, since most farmers and restaurant workers are Christians.

Dumbass.

[Malice in Wonderland]

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How do you get this stuff? It's like WOAH you guys know nothing about these shows. There are NO sex references in My Little Pony. You're wrong. DEAL WITH IT.

[Cranky Old Man]

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How do you get this stuff? It's like WOAH you guys know nothing about these shows. There are NO sex references in My Little Pony. You're wrong. DEAL WITH IT.

Perhaps you should actually watch the show before you demonstrate to the entire internet how ignorant you are. No one in their right mind could deny that Rainbow Dash is a lesbian. And don't get me started on Pinky Pie...

[Redeemed Papist]

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(Dear God I can't believe I'm replying)

It may seem hypocritical but why do you seem to all lack logic? Why do you live your lives by a 2000 year old book that has NO place in modern society?

Because it is the word of God.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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(Dear God I can't believe I'm replying)

Neither can I, considering Didymus Much is a raging queen atheist.

It may seem hypocritical but why do you seem to all lack logic? Why do you live your lives by a 2000 year old book that has NO place in modern society?

Hmm, the time-tested Word of God, followed by billions of Christians, or a cartoon made to incite little girls (and adult homosexual males) to masturbate while thinking of horse sex.

Which is the better choice for life guidance?

[The Unknown Furry Whore]

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Perhaps you should actually watch the show before you demonstrate to the entire internet how ignorant you are. No one in their right mind could deny that Rainbow Dash is a lesbian. And don't get me started on Pinky Pie...

So you've seen the show then?

[DrComputer]

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I find it funny how you come ranting about this in a My little pony related topic. I guess reading ain't that important you. Why do you monkey-worshipers always use silly stuff like "wait a minute!" or "shocker"? Anyway, it would not be a shocker to you if you would have actually read the bible, instead of being so ignorant.

too bad you used the word shocker. now i can't take you seriously

Besides, most of the Old teastament in much older than just couple of thousand years.

Besides, most of the Old teastament was 100% written by men because Jesus wasn't around yet according to the written record of other men.

Again you should have done little bit of reading before posting this. Crusades were done by catlicks, and catlicks are not Christians. They are heathens, just like you.

Again you should have done little bit of reading before posting this. Crusades were done by catholic, and catholic are not Christians. They are heathens, just like you "True Christians." The whole reason you protestants (I used your proper name! look out everybody!) are even here is because you DID NOT want someone else telling you what your god does or wants from you. You wanted to interpret the bible for yourself. You are all common American hypocrites. how does that make you feel. if you say great and insert god or Jesus anywhere when replying to this post you have utterly misinterpreted everything I say and should keep your flawed ideology to yourself.

God is all powerful, He can use even heathens as His tools if He wishes so. Most people here still uses JesOS just in case.

God is all powerful, He can use even heathens as His tools if He wishes so. Even if no miracles have happened since... Jesus died. Why did he die anyway if we're all going to hell anyway according to another one of your members "God doesn't listen to the prayers of sinners." Most moderators here still uses JesOS just in case. JesOS running on "The Devils Machine" They still use it on hardware made by a gay atheist on a powergrid made by a freethinker (that was a sin at the time.)

this is unrelated but what in gods name makes you think every single road worker and tax payer on earth are christian? did you know there are these things called other people?

Don't worry, you will get your hell but it won't be that personal. We will be laughing at you from heaven with Jesus.

Don't worry, you will get your heaven but it won't be that great. after all only you guys will be there. Jesus will be there sure, but he's just one guy with an admittedly epic beard. We will be laughing at you from hell with Satan ard the rest of the epic bearded people.

One final note for this post; your bible is just one of many variations translated from many other variations that come from different time periods. the funny part is you're not even using a rough translation of the oldest copy. In a sense you are just all quoting wikipidia, an unreliable source because anyone can change anything along the line. how old was that bible of yours anyway? 2500 years? lot of time to change things.

[Bobby-Joe]

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So you've seen the show then?

Of course not. No TRUE Christian(tm) would watch My Little Pony.

[Bobby-Joe]

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Besides, most of the Old teastament was 100% written by men because Jesus wasn't around yet according to the written record of other men.

Oh boy, someone smacked DrComputer here with the idiot stick; None of the New Testament was written by Jesus. The first three books of it; Matthew, Mark and Luke were written by Christ's apostles.

Are you stupid that you don't realize this basic Sunday school stuff?

[DrComputer]

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Oh boy, someone smacked DrComputer here with the idiot stick; None of the New Testament was written by Jesus. The first three books of it; Matthew, Mark and Luke were written by Christ's apostles.

Are you stupid that you don't realize this basic Sunday school stuff?

We learned about AIDS in sunday school (i am not joking by the way)

My point is that the bible was not written by your god or you savior. It was written by men. Learned the word bias? Humans tend to be bias and leave things out as they see fit. I wrote a story once. it was about how a guy named Jeff was eventually killed by a giant robot on the moon. It is not fact. It is a story and i can quote it if i want to no matter how unrelated or false everything in it is. Oh wait...

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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We learned about AIDS in sunday school (i am not joking by the way)

My point is that the bible was not written by your god and I love satan blahblahblah....

Dear Godmocking Whore;

Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and spreading your legs for anyone with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.

Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel