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  • Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

    I stated that I came here to share in the glory of our lord, never did I mention a 'pony porn addiction' which I assume is a conclussion about my character you came to through a lack of knowledge of the My Little Pony community. Listen, my patience with you is limited, but with the grace of our god I will hold out through this discussion. I said I liked the show, nothing more. why on god's green earth, would you assume I masturbate to ponies.

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    • Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

      Originally posted by Brony and Proud View Post
      I was just showing an interest in a character. I apologize if I offended.
      Why no interest in Jesus friend? Do you think I'd post a picture of God on your Clopping forum?
      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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      • Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

        Originally posted by Brony and Proud View Post
        I stated that I ..... masturbate to ponies.
        No doubt. All you people do.

        However, I have no interest in knowing about the foul coating of pony Jisim you spray on the walls of your parents bathroom. I only care about espouting my Love for God.-
        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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        • Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

          Originally posted by Brony and Proud View Post
          I stated that I came here to share in the glory of our lord... I masturbate to ponies.
          How can you think fapping to ponies glorifies the LORD?

          Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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          • Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

            I clearly came to the wrong forum to TRY AND BE NICE WITH OTHER ADULTS. You people are very immature. I expected more from you, mary. What, with being a grown woman. And who the fuck asked asked for your 2cents james? Although I had my suspissions, I have just cemented the fact that you are trolls hiding behind god to glorify your abuse of EVERYTHING. Have fun!

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            • Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

              Originally posted by Brony and Proud View Post
              I clearly came to the wrong forum...
              Indeed. Bestiality is clearly a sin:

              Exodus 22:19 - Whosoever lieth with a beast shall surely be put to death.

              Leviticus 18:23 - Neither shalt thou lie with any beast to defile thyself therewith: neither shall any woman stand before a beast to lie down thereto: it [is] confusion.

              Leviticus 20:15-16 - And if a man lie with a beast, he shall surely be put to death: and ye shall slay the beast.

              Deuteronomy 27:21 - Cursed [be] he that lieth with any manner of beast. And all the people shall say, Amen.

              Jude 1:7 - Even as Sodom and Gomorrha, and the cities about them in like manner, giving themselves over to fornication, and going after strange flesh, are set forth for an example, suffering the vengeance of eternal fire.
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              I Kings 7:23

              And he made a moulten Sea, ten cubites from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, & his height was fiue cubits: and a line of thirtie cubites did compasse it round about.

              New here? Desiring to be pleasing in the eyes of The Lord and His Followers?

              Then do as directed by our esteemed Pastors and head on over to the Introductions subforum and make your first post there, friend. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus. Anything else you want to share with us about how Jesus has blessed you is welcomed too.

              Are you a hater of God that believes He is a morally bankrupt monster? Read Why, you ask, is God so angry? to see that it is in fact you that is the monster that mercilessly and infinitely torments God.

              Stop this relentless torturing of God and accept Jesus today!

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              • Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

                Originally posted by Brony and Proud View Post
                I clearly came to the wrong forum to TRY AND BE NICE WITH OTHER ADULTS. You people are very immature. I expected more from you, mary. What, with being a grown woman. And who the piffle asked asked for your 2cents james? Although I had my suspissions, I have just cemented the fact that you are trolls hiding behind god to glorify your abuse of EVERYTHING. Have fun!
                Friend, if you came here to 'clop' with like minded adolescents, then yes, you came to the wrong forum. If you came to discuss the Bible, Christianity and how God is the be all to end all, then you are in the correct place. Only you can answer that friend.

                I do not charge for True Christian Love(tm). Please, take your two cents back.
                Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                • Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

                  whatever, infract all you want. not givin a crap anymore.

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                  • Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

                    Originally posted by Brony and Proud View Post
                    whatever, infract all you want. not givin a crap anymore.
                    Of course you do not care. If you cared, your intense focus would not be on the rectal cavity of cartoon horses. It would be on Jesus,
                    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                    • Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

                      I don't see what's wrong with it, it's a little girl's show, my little sister watches it!

                      A show is not responsible for what its fans do.

                      Rainbow Dash is supposed to be rainbows as in weather, not homosexuality!
                      BE GOOD TO EACH OTHER! JESUS DIED FOR OUR SINS!

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                      • Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

                        Originally posted by MissRatty View Post
                        I don't see what's wrong with it, it's a little girl's show, my little sister watches it!
                        Ahem, MissRatty, dear, it's a little girls' show. Little girls watch it. So do faggots who wish they were little girls. So do creepy pedophiles who want to stroke little girls' hair and give them baths. It's a cesspool of sin and sexual perversion. Little girls are the minority in the audience. They are the target of the predators. You might correct your sister from watching this show if you love her and want to see her kept pure.
                        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                        • Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

                          Originally posted by MissRatty View Post
                          I don't see what's wrong with it, it's a little girl's show, my little sister watches it!

                          A show is not responsible for what its fans do.

                          Rainbow Dash is supposed to be rainbows as in weather, not homosexuality!
                          The Bible tells us to be very careful about what we fill our minds with. It tells us what to think and what not to think. If I didn't know any better, I'd say it was almost as if God was trying to keep something from us. But God is the source of all knowledge (Prov 2:6), so it makes sense that if you want to be a knowledgeable person, you'd just think about what God tells you to think about.

                          Prov 4:23 Keep thy heart with all diligence; for out of it are the issues of life.

                          Phil 4:8 Finally, brethren, whatsoever things are true, whatsoever things are honest, whatsoever things are just, whatsoever things are pure, whatsoever things are lovely, whatsoever things are of good report; if there be any virtue, and if there be any praise, think on these things.
                          sigpicMt 21:42, 44 Jesus saith unto them, Did ye never read in the scriptures, The stone which the builders rejected, the same is become the head of the corner: this is the Lord's doing, and it is marvellous in our eyes . . . ? And whosoever shall fall on this stone shall be broken: but on whomsoever it shall fall, it will grind him to powder.

                          Find out what the Bible says about: Fortnite: Battle Royale, asexuality, shaving, psychiatry, chronic fatigue syndrome, babies

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                          • Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

                            ***SATANIC VERSES AND DARK CURSES REMOVED BY MODERATOR***

                            I personally like the TV program theme song, and the shows teach very valuable lessons about friendship that children must learn to obey me. One of my favorite characters is Fluttershy. I am a hot mess and love being sodomised by animals.

                            ***VIOLENT ANIMAL PERVERSION IMAGERY REMOVED BY MODERATOR***
                            Last edited by Mary Etheldreda; 11-14-2013, 04:52 PM. Reason: Keep it clean for Jesus, please

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                            • Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

                              Hmm, I'm a brony. Oh, coincidentally, also a Christian. Perhaps I should mention that I'm straight as well?

                              I'd like you to kindly explain to me how you came to the conclusion that I was not Christian or straight simply because I was a brony, so that I can prove you wrong. Choose your words carefully, friends.

                              Not that I expect much to come of this. If I do happen to be right, it's likely the moderators will garble my response to sound absolutely ridiculous like they already have to so many valid arguments here. This is mostly for my own entertainment. It shouldn't be hard to counter you all.
                              Luke 8:30 And Jesus asked him, saying, What is thy name? And he said, Legion: because many devils were entered into him.

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                              • Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

                                Originally posted by legionbrony View Post
                                Hmm, I'm a brony. Oh, coincidentally, also a Christian. Perhaps I should mention that I'm straight as well?

                                I'd like you to kindly explain to me how you came to the conclusion that I was not Christian or straight simply because I was a brony, so that I can prove you wrong. Choose your words carefully, friends.

                                Not that I expect much to come of this. If I do happen to be right, it's likely the moderators will garble my response to sound absolutely ridiculous like they already have to so many valid arguments here. This is mostly for my own entertainment. It shouldn't be hard to counter you all.
                                You should first post an introduction >>>here<<<. Please take notice of what we want to know:

                                The introduction forum Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.
                                This lets us know a bit about you and then we are better able to respond helpfully.
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                                I Kings 7:23

                                And he made a moulten Sea, ten cubites from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, & his height was fiue cubits: and a line of thirtie cubites did compasse it round about.

                                New here? Desiring to be pleasing in the eyes of The Lord and His Followers?

                                Then do as directed by our esteemed Pastors and head on over to the Introductions subforum and make your first post there, friend. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus. Anything else you want to share with us about how Jesus has blessed you is welcomed too.

                                Are you a hater of God that believes He is a morally bankrupt monster? Read Why, you ask, is God so angry? to see that it is in fact you that is the monster that mercilessly and infinitely torments God.

                                Stop this relentless torturing of God and accept Jesus today!

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