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  • Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

    not a single word spelt P U N Y. again i dont think americans these days are passing what you call first grade

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    • Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

      Originally posted by Godswordsislaw View Post
      not a single word spelt P U N Y. again i dont think americans these days are passing what you call first grade
      Do you have some mental health issues as well, on top of being a brony, that is?
      You are not making any sense.

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      • Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

        jeez man....this site is truthful if i send something porno some one comes along an chamges it

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        • Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

          Originally posted by rabid fool View Post
          jeez man....this site is truthful if i send something porno some one comes along an chamges it
          Friend, we have n interest to see photoshop movies of you 'doing it' with animated rainbow horses.

          Can you imagine the shame your family is going through? How the lesser bred housewives shun your mother? How the other fathers spit on yours at the cobbler factory?
          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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          • Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

            well


            this is awkward

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            • Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

              Originally posted by Kiaton View Post
              well


              this is awkward
              Please make a thread of your own in the Introduction Forum telling us about Your Journey With Jesus.

              Yours in Christ,

              Z. Smyth
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              • Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

                Originally posted by Kiaton View Post
                well


                this is awkward
                How is helping people live moral lives "awkward"? Do you think the world would be a better place if we all just tortured animals when ever we felt like it?

                Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                • Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

                  love your fluttershy pic kiaton

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                  • Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

                    Originally posted by Brony and Proud View Post
                    love your fluttershy pic kiaton
                    Hello, and welcome to our friendly forums! What vile and disgusting sin has brought you to your knees before ? Don't be shy, friend, we're no strangers to the depths that sin can take a soul. You're in good company now. If you truly repent and sincerely dedicate yourself as a slave to God, you too can find Salvation. We guarantee it.

                    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                    • Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

                      I was just showing an interest in a character. I apologize if I offended.

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                      • Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

                        Originally posted by Brony and Proud View Post
                        I was just showing an interest in a character. I apologize if I offended.
                        Nevertheless, we're here to help. You can trust us to care for your eternal soul, if you are genuine about your desire for avoid an eternity of torture and suffering, that is. Tell me, dear, have you ever reached out to Christ to beg Him to cleanse you in His Magnificent Blood?
                        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                        • Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

                          I assume your'e speaking about baptism? If that is the case then yes I have been baptised

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                          • Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

                            Originally posted by Brony and Proud View Post
                            I assume your'e speaking about baptism? If that is the case then yes I have been baptised
                            Friend, I'm talking about Salvation!
                            Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                            • Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

                              At any rate, I’m here NOT to force MLP culture on you, justto help you understand we are not all gay sexual deviants; In fact, there aremany Christian Bronies in the modern world. Please don’t bash us or decline ourattempts at civility. All we do is watch and appreciate the show, and I believethat doesn’t deserve such harsh words as ‘gay’. I joined this community toshare in the glory that is our lord, and beg of you guys to just see this as ashow and not a homo-converting, demonspawn.

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                              • Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

                                Originally posted by Brony and Proud View Post
                                At any rate, I’m here NOT to force MLP culture on you, justto help you understand we are not all gay sexual deviants; In fact, there aremany Christian Bronies in the modern world. Please don’t bash us or decline ourattempts at civility. All we do is watch and appreciate the show, and I believethat doesn’t deserve such harsh words as ‘gay’. I joined this community toshare in the glory that is our lord, and beg of you guys to just see this as ashow and not a homo-convertng, demonspawn.
                                Please understand how confusing this is when you've posted exactly zero comments sharing the glory of the LORD. The only logical conclusion is that you came here to rationalize your pony porn addiction. Pornography is something we know about. I would encourage you to read our dear Pastor Zeke's sermon, STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION. It's an eternal life-saver. Then, when you've read it and are convicted of the disgusting sin that binds you, we can pray for healing together!

                                Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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