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  • Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

    This is what god does to those who hate My Little Pony.





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    • Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

      Originally posted by baptistfamilyman View Post
      This is what god does to those who hate My Little Pony.
      Impressive.



      Please don't be a brony retard.

      (Leviticus 18:23) "Neither shalt thou lie with any beast to defile thyself therewith: neither shall any woman stand before a beast to lie down thereto: it is confusion."


      Yours in Christ,

      Z. Smyth
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      • Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

        Lol. I suck Satan's cock for fun!

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        • Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

          Originally posted by baptistfamilyman View Post
          Lol. I suck Satan's cock for fun!
          You won't be laughing when Jesus sends you down to hell, and you are forced to become satan's favorite party ewe.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

            Lol god hates all you stupid queers. Projecting your false expectations and failures in life onto minorities. You people suck.

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            • Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

              Originally posted by baptistfamilyman View Post
              This is what god does to those who hate My Little Pony.





              Turns them into little red X's?
              Bible boring? Nonsense!
              Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
              You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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              • Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

                Originally posted by satanownsmysphincter View Post
                Lol god hates all you stupid queers. Projecting your false expectations and failures in life onto minorities. You people suck.
                While it's true that God hates homosexuals, it's not true that they are all stupid.

                Some are certainly ignorant (of God's law, and the unending torment He has in store for them), but otherwise quite intelligent.

                Why must you be so rude to homosexuals? Isn't it bad enough that God will burn them alive for all eternity?
                Bible boring? Nonsense!
                Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                • Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

                  Neither does the lord smile upon you. God does not want you to be a hate machine, his religion is that of peace, not hate. So you are saying Rainbows are gay ? You are calling the symbol of happiness, love, peace, and relief, gay ? Magic is not evil, nor are dragons. The main ponies in the show only use it for good purposes. Why you hate dragons and magic, I will never know.

                  Let it be known the Heathen hammer was held high here!

                  Lev.18:22
                  Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

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                  • Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

                    Originally posted by PureNorseFury View Post
                    Neither does the lord smile upon you. God does not want you to be a hate machine, his religion is that of peace, not hate. So you are saying Rainbows are gay ? You are calling the symbol of happiness, love, peace, and relief, gay ? Magic is not evil, nor are dragons. The main ponies in the show only use it for good purposes. Why you hate dragons and magic, I will never know.

                    Let it be known the Heathen hammer was held high here!

                    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRKqd4CLSmIm
                    Son, are you huffing glue?

                    Your words make no sense nor does your eviloution link.
                    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                    • Originally posted by PureNorseFury View Post
                      Neither does the lord smile upon you. God does not want you to be a hate machine, his religion is that of peace, not hate. So you are saying Rainbows are gay ? You are calling the symbol of happiness, love, peace, and relief, gay ? Magic is not evil, nor are dragons. The main ponies in the show only use it for good purposes. Why you hate dragons and magic, I will never know.

                      Let it be known the Heathen hammer was held high here!
                      Let me get this straight: your name is "PureNorseFury" and you are a fan of a show about ponies?.



                      Yours in Christ,

                      Z. Smyth
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                      • Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

                        Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
                        Let me get this straight: your name is "PureNorseFury" and you are a fan of a show about ponies?.



                        Yours in Christ,

                        Z. Smyth
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                        Who said I was a fan, I am patron of the Spurned. I have seen several forums and they are filled with caring people.

                        All of your reasons are such bogus I cannot comprehend them, " Nothing is Right or Wrong, but thinking makes it so." ~The Sophists, now it's conveys the message of friendship, love, and good morals. If you can't handle a horse's butt showing or a bit of comic mischief, then I dare say you need to see the mad world we live in, and accept it.
                        Lev.18:22
                        Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

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                        • Originally posted by PureNorseFury View Post
                          Who said I was a fan, I am patron of the Spurned. I have seen several forums and they are filled with caring people.

                          All of your reasons are such bogus I cannot comprehend them, " Nothing is Right or Wrong, but thinking makes it so." ~The Sophists, now it's conveys the message of friendship, love, and good morals. If you can't handle a horse's butt showing or a bit of comic mischief, then I dare say you need to see the mad world we live in, and accept it.
                          So...yes?

                          You should cast aside your desire for animals and use that time for praising Jesus.

                          (Exodus 22:19) "Whosoever lieth with a beast shall surely be put to death."

                          Yours in Christ,

                          Z. Smyth
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                          • Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

                            Originally posted by PureNorseFurry View Post
                            Neither does the lord smile upon you. God does not want you to be a hate machine, his religion is that of peace, not hate.
                            Could you provide a Biblical citation which supports this bizarre assertion?

                            Then reconcile whatever verse you pick with the God-commanded genocides and executions in the Bible.

                            Thanks!

                            So you are saying Rainbows are gay ? You are calling the symbol of happiness, love, peace, and relief, gay ?
                            Nope. Gay people say rainbows are gay. They stole the symbol of God's promise never to kill everyone on Earth by a Flood (but not by any other means) and turned it into a symbol of sexual perversion.

                            Magic is not evil, nor are dragons. The main ponies in the show only use it for good purposes. Why you hate dragons and magic, I will never know.
                            Magic is not evil? Then why does God command us to execute witches and wizards, and promise that they will never enter Heaven?
                            Let it be known the Heathen hammer was held high here!
                            Please keep your hands above the blanket, Sparky, and don't tell us about your self-pleasuring. There are ladies present.
                            Bible boring? Nonsense!
                            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                            • Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

                              This does not amuse me, for I am a queer pervert AND (HA HA! I THREW IN AND!) I believe that we are all forgiven (not saying that being a queerpervert is bad)

                              let me explain why this... "Thread" is complete crap.

                              The show was based for a younger audience (Female viewers ages about 5-8) and just like with other shows for little kids, other viewing audiences watch it. Yes, I'm talking about bronies. If you want to know more about bronies just go to a website called "knowyourmeme.com" and get the straight facts there.

                              Furries/Bestiality part: The picture just shows two people (In fursuits) hugging, honestly people, get your facts straight.

                              I respect all of your opinions but I just want you all to know the truth.

                              Thanks for your time,
                              Fluttermedic

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                              • Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

                                Originally posted by fluttermedic View Post
                                This does not amuse me, for I am a queer pervert AND (HA HA! I THREW IN AND!) I believe that we are all forgiven (not saying that being a queerpervert is bad)

                                let me explain why this... "Thread" is complete crap.

                                The show was based for a younger audience (Female viewers ages about 5-8) and just like with other shows for little kids, other viewing audiences watch it. Yes, I'm talking about bronies. If you want to know more about bronies just go to a website called "knowyourmeme.com" and get the straight facts there.

                                Furries/Bestiality part: The picture just shows two people (In fursuits) hugging, honestly people, get your facts straight.

                                I respect all of your opinions but I just want you all to know the truth.

                                Thanks for your time,
                                Fluttermedic
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                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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