Lady Gaga: Cannibal

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

The famous Lady Gaga, Satan's favorite burlesque performer, is a known cannibal. It's true!

As we know, Catholics believe that their wafers and wine become the flesh and blood of Jesus in their tummies -- a superstition known as "transubstantiation". They've never explained why it turns back into crackers and fermented grape juice upon vomiting, or why it's good that they poo their Savior into the toilet.

Well, not only is Lady Gaga a trans of some sort, but as a Catholic, she also engages in ritual cannibalism.

From the age of 11, Lady Gaga – who was raised Roman Catholic[13] – attended the Convent of the Sacred Heart, a private all-girls Roman Catholic school on Manhattan's Upper East Side.[14][15]

This leaves me to wonder . . . just what sort of meat IS this dress? And why haven't we heard from Bruce Vilanch lately?


Gaga has a proper anti-PETA message, but what kind of meat is that?


Is this obese homer more a "fashion victim" than we thought?

[Bobby-Joe]

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Sad but true. It was said for a long time now Lady Gaga was man eater and she herself admits she likes nothing more that the feel of man meat between her lips.

I am positive Lady Gaga would eat me is she had the chance. Praise Jesus this will never happen!

[Proud Faroese]

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Can't someone unleash some vicious dogs on her while wearing that dress?

[Princess001]

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Can't someone unleash some vicious dogs on her while wearing that dress?

She'd probably eat them raw, then go eat some man meat and then go eat some girl meat...this unattractive monster has no shame

[SonofSon]

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I agree with the above.

And for the record, I have it on good authority that the dress she was wearing was not made of human flesh. So it's still bad but not as bad as I had thought

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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I agree with the above.

And for the record, I have it on good authority that the dress she was wearing was not made of human flesh.

That doesn't rule out the possibility of it being made from Bruce Vilanch.

[Judas!]

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...She's not a cannibal.
The meat dress was not human meat, duh! And it was a statement about the American armies "(outdated yay!) DADT pollicy (DADT meant openly gay soldiers couldn't serve) The dress was saying that if we didn't change our ways we'd soon own nothing more then the meat on our bones.

She's not satanic, so no she's not satans hooker or whatever.
(she's my hooker lol!)

...Catholics believe in transubstantiation and prods believe in consubstantiation (I think) not enough of a difference to interfere with the works of god, or whatever.

She's not un attractive also, she's like the sexiest woman alive so yeah.

She's just a remarkably talented, beautiful singer who has a loathing of reality and an artistic vision, she is amazing.

[Princess001]

Re: Lady Gaga: Cannibal

...She's not a cannibal.
The meat dress was not human meat, duh! And it was a statement about the American armies "(outdated yay!) DADT pollicy (DADT meant openly gay soldiers couldn't serve) The dress was saying that if we didn't change our ways we'd soon own nothing more then the meat on our bones.

She's not satanic, so no she's not satans hooker or whatever.
(she's my hooker lol!)

...Catholics believe in transubstantiation and prods believe in consubstantiation (I think) not enough of a difference to interfere with the works of god, or whatever.

She's not un attractive also, she's like the sexiest woman alive so yeah.

She's just a remarkably talented, beautiful singer who has a loathing of reality and an artistic vision, she is amazing.

I would tell you to be careful because she/he might have a tallywhacker, but that would probably make you love her even moresince your obviously an ultra queer.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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...Catholics believe in transubstantiation and prods believe in consubstantiation (I think) not enough of a difference to interfere with the works of god, or whatever.

True Christians™ reject both of those forms of the un-Biblical cannibal/vampire cult. The Bible teaches that Communion is an ordinance done in remembrance of Christ.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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...She's not a cannibal.

Catholics practice ritual cannibalism. That makes her a cannibal.

The meat dress was not human meat, duh!

How do you know? Did you personally have the meat tested, or do you just believe whatever you read?

And it was a statement about the American armies "(outdated yay!) DADT pollicy

So it was made of the meat of homosexual soldiers? Hm, not so bad then.

She's not satanic, so no she's not satans hooker or whatever.

Really? Is she glorifying God? No. If she's not glorifying God, she's glorifying Satan.

(she's my hooker lol!)

While she's a whore, I somehow doubt you could afford her, little girl.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

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...She's not a cannibal.
The meat dress was not human meat, duh! And it was a statement about the American armies "(outdated yay!) DADT pollicy (DADT meant openly gay soldiers couldn't serve) The dress was saying that if we didn't change our ways we'd soon own nothing more then the meat on our bones.

She's not satanic, so no she's not satans hooker or whatever.
(she's my hooker lol!)

...Catholics believe in transubstantiation and prods believe in consubstantiation (I think) not enough of a difference to interfere with the works of god, or whatever.

She's not un attractive also, she's like the sexiest woman alive so yeah.

She's just a remarkably talented, beautiful singer who has a loathing of reality and an artistic vision, she is amazing.

I somehow got the impression that she was advocating fresh Sashimi, or perhaps preparations for Steak tartare – but art (or as the Germans would say – Kunst)? Perhaps an essay on your part comparing and contrasting Chagall, Gauguin, Da Vinci, Monet, Renoir, Van Gogh and Lady Gaga is in order – as somehow her profound messages are lost or inaccessible to the more enlightened. Or perhaps her remarkable carnivorous musical talents are on par with Kiri Te Kanawa or Maria Callas might be what you are referring to.

She regaled the present season celebrating the birth of the Baby Jesus with her most recent "artistic vision" - a song dedicated to inserting door knobs and other random objects into her cooter as a contribution to Western Civilization.

Lady Gaga is nothing more than a pretentious avant-garde drag queen media whore – not even on par with that aging slut Madonna. The meat bikini – more like a throwback stigmata from her Catholic upbringing than any profound artistic message. Her music – more awesomely tedious 1-4-5 chords indistinguishable from the low level mediocrity and stunningly pointless "art" that it represents.

[HallelujahHallelujah]

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Although I laughed when she came in a wheelchair in order to protest against those drooling, "down syndrome" lazy womb defilers who well deserved such mockery and bigotry, she certainly is not on God's side. The way she dresses, the way she sings or acts and the way she chose to appear in public reveals more of a satanic bond than anything else.

May God have mercy on her soul, but I know God won't, she is too far gone oh Lord! She is too far gone. She will burn, along with other monkey worshipers of her kind like Elvis, Michael Jackson or Steve Jobs. Although, contrary to Michael, he she did not attempt to turn a mouse into a cat, a cat into a dog, and a nigger monkey into a white, she probably will try it in the future, since those God mocking anal worshipers certainly compete with each-other, to become more famous: in abomination and sin against God. May Satan torture them in the fires of Hell for eternity.

[LBC loving Dutchmen]

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Here it is even worse. Dutch people pay taxes, which goes to public TV networks, and what do they do? They start eating each other:

http://www.globalpost.com/dispatches/globalpost-blogs/weird-wide-web/cannibalism-youtube-cannibals-eating-human-flesh-netherlands-bnn-video

And probably that is taken right of the church funds, and at the moment we're supposed to have a right-winged government. I can only dream of having someone like George W. Bush as a leader here. He'd know what to do with "tv hosts" (aka satanists) like that!

[el hierro]

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I can only dream of having someone like George W. Bush as a leader here. He'd know what to do with "tv hosts" (aka satanists) like that!

eat them!

[Brother Temperance]

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...She's not a cannibal.
The meat dress was not human meat, duh! And it was a statement about the American armies "(outdated yay!) DADT pollicy (DADT meant openly gay soldiers couldn't serve) The dress was saying that if we didn't change our ways we'd soon own nothing more then the meat on our bones.

You fail to make a lick of sense on so many levels at the same time it's always impressive. So you think she dressed up as a tasty steak to warn us that the homers were planning a terrorist attack to ruin America?

She's not satanic, so no she's not satans hooker or whatever.

Please back that statement up with some kind of evidence.

She's just a remarkably talented, beautiful singer who has a loathing of reality.

Well, you got one thing right.

I can only dream of having someone like George W. Bush as a leader here. He'd know what to do with "tv hosts" (aka satanists) like that!

eat them!

Friend, you are spewing a lot of nonsense on our boards tonight. Please take a while to calm down, otherwise you're in danger of finding yourself banned.