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  • Professor Bessemer
    Professor of Creation Science at Landover University
    Certified Ex-Gay Program Graduate
    Darwin's Worst Nightmare
    True Christian™
    • May 2009
    • 2952

    #31
    Re: The Beatles Satanic Conspiracy

    Originally posted by thesonoflucifer View Post
    God. You're more retarded than I thought. It's Son of Lucifer genius!
    Oh dear! Are you a worshiper of the Devil? How sad. Then I will pray for both your Irritable Bowel Syndrome as well as your immortal soul.
    Professor of Creation Science and Flood Geology at Landover Baptist University


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    • thesonoflucifer
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      • Oct 2012
      • 12

      #32
      Re: The Beatles Satanic Conspiracy

      Originally posted by Carl the wop View Post
      Let's not forget that John Lennon (aka Satan's mouthpiece) wrote a song called "God" where the blasphemies ran faster than excrement through a goose. That and his dalliances with homersexuality and Hinduism are more than enough proof of his demonic origins. Liverpool should be renamed to Demonpool..
      YES EXACTLY! that makes a DIRECT Cause/Effect connection between the two things! Have you ever heard of Aristothelic Logic? Do you guys even know who Aristoteles was?

      Hahahahaha.. of course, he must have made a pact with your imaginary devil! That explains it all! Well at least this would explain the bad music! hahaha..

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      • James Hutchins
        True Christian™
        Just a Regular Nice Guy
         
        • Jun 2009
        • 29453

        #33
        Re: The Beatles Satanic Conspiracy

        Originally posted by thesonoflucifer View Post
        YES EXACTLY! that makes a DIRECT Cause/Effect connection between the two things! Have you ever heard of Aristothelic Logic? Do you guys even know who Aristoteles was?

        Hahahahaha.. of course, he must have made a pact with your imaginary devil! That explains it all! Well at least this would explain the bad music! hahaha..
        You know Bevis, making up words that do not exist only serve to make you look more the fool.
        Although, for a 16 year old, our expectations of you are pretty minimal.
        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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        • Carl the wop
          Forum Member
          Forum Member
          • Oct 2012
          • 462

          #34
          Re: The Beatles Satanic Conspiracy

          Aristotle was a non-Christian, child-perverting anal sex enjoying "philosohper". His words have no more credence than those of a raving lunatic on the NYC subway.
          Recovering Catholic.

          Helping restore the "bully" to the "bully pulpit"

          Aspiring to be God's Bouncer..

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          • John North
            True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2012
            • 414

            #35
            Re: The Beatles Satanic Conspiracy

            Originally posted by thesonoflucifer View Post
            ... bla bla ...
            I presume you’re just another piece of Swedish atheist scum. Unfortunately not one of a kind. Why don’t you try to swallow that childish laughter of yours, wipe the snot from your face and make a proper presentation of yourself; where proper presentations are supposed to be made?

            You’re on a one way road to Hell friend. Your unconditional love for Jesus is the only thing that can turn you around and have you walk in the right direction. Your retardation can be cured!
            Stop whining
            (1 Thessalonians 5:18) - In every thing give thanks: for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus concerning you.
            (1 Corinthians 10:10) - Neither murmur ye, as some of them also murmured, and were destroyed of the destroyer
            (Psalm 106:25) - But murmured in their tents, And hearkened not unto the voice of the LORD
            (Ephesians 4:29) - Let no corrupt communication proceed out of your mouth, but that which is good to the use of edifying, that it may minister grace unto the hearers

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            • Rev. M. Rodimer
              Honorary True Christian™
              Forum Member
              • May 2008
              • 13996

              #36
              Re: The Beatles Satanic Conspiracy

              Originally posted by Carl the wop View Post
              Let's not forget that John Lennon (aka Satan's mouthpiece) wrote a song called "God" where the blasphemies ran faster than excrement through a goose. That and his dalliances with homersexuality and Hinduism are more than enough proof of his demonic origins. Liverpool should be renamed to Demonpool..
              Maybe Semenpool?

              What could be worse than John Lennon?

              Hmm. Zombie John Lennon, I suppose!



              No, really.

              For John Lennon, a young, idealistic zombie guitarist with dreams of global domination, Liverpool seems the ideal place to form a band that could take over the world. In an inspired act, Lennon kills and reanimates local rocker Paul McCartney, kicking off an unstoppable partnership. With the addition of newly zombified guitarist George Harrison and drummer/Seventh Level Ninja Lord Ringo Starr, the Beatles soon cut a swath of bloody good music and bloody violent mayhem across Europe, America, and the entire planet.


              In this searing oral history, discover how the Fab Four climbed to the Toppermost of the Poppermost while stealing the hearts, ears, and brains of smitten teenage girls. Learn the tale behind a spiritual journey that resulted in the dismemberment of Maharishi Mahesh Yogi. Marvel at the seemingly indestructible quartet’s survival of a fierce attack by Eighth Level Ninja Lord Yoko Ono. And find out how the boys escaped eternal death at the hands of England’s greatest zombie hunter, Mick Jagger.
              Bible boring? Nonsense!
              Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
              You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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              • Pastor Ezekiel
                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 78556

                #37
                Re: The Beatles Satanic Conspiracy

                John Lennin is dead, and currently being tortured in the deepest pits of hell. You can read the proof HERE.
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • thesonoflucifer
                  Unsaved trash
                  • Oct 2012
                  • 12

                  #38
                  Re: The Beatles Satanic Conspiracy

                  Originally posted by John North View Post
                  I presume you’re just another piece of Swedish atheist scum. Unfortunately not one of a kind. Why don’t you try to swallow that childish laughter of yours, wipe the snot from your face and make a proper presentation of yourself; where proper presentations are supposed to be made?

                  You’re on a one way road to Hell friend. Your unconditional love for Jesus is the only thing that can turn you around and have you walk in the right direction. Your retardation can be cured!
                  Swedish? WTF are you talking about? Are you on crack? I'm not even Swedish. And what's that even supposed to mean? Hey how about american bombing everything they can get their hands on to suck every monetizable good they posses! HOW ISNT THAT NOT SATANIC? (or whatever you morons call it) Killing people is not satanic RIGHT?

                  Aristotle was a non-Christian, child-perverting anal sex enjoying "philosohper". His words have no more credence than those of a raving lunatic on the NYC subway.
                  Yeah, of course he was not christian you retard, Why would he? He was born before "Christ"! Your comment doesn't make any sense at all. And by the way: anything you have done in your life as of now (being part of a democracy, using algorythms to solve logic problems, etc.) is pretty much thank to a genius called Aristotheles. Otherwise you would still be living in an intollerant country where they'de burn you alive for being such fanatics, which I'd very much like to see happening. =)

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                  • Matthew Hopkins
                    True Christian™
                    • Oct 2012
                    • 808

                    #39
                    Re: The Beatles Satanic Conspiracy

                    Originally posted by thesonoflucifer View Post
                    (ill informed drivel removed)
                    Who, pray tell, is Aristotheles? And what, exactly, is Aristothelic logic? Are you a homosexualist?

                    YBIC

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                    • thesonoflucifer
                      Unsaved trash
                      • Oct 2012
                      • 12

                      #40
                      Re: The Beatles Satanic Conspiracy

                      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                      John Lennin is dead, and currently being tortured in the deepest pits of hell. You can read the proof HERE.
                      That's not a proof! you moron! That's taken from a Book called "The Bible" written by some dudes on crack (and look at the coincidence that's the only source you have!) Since it is abbundant of illogical and dumb hypothesis (as like the world being FLAT!) and based on religious beliefs, it can NEVER be considered a proof otherwise every other religious book with the same scientifical credibility should be considered! Proofs have non subjective evidence that can be measured and verified at any given time! This means IT CANNOT be a belief, since beliefs are not based on logics, evidence or any ration thinking. Measure and Verify what you just assume about John Lennon, and when you have it, get back at me! Ah.. and while you're at it, please take also some pictures in hell and mail them to me please thanks.

                      Definition of Evidence: «Scientific evidence is evidence which serves to either support or counter a scientific theory or hypothesis. Such evidence is expected to be empirical and in accordance with scientific method. Standards for scientific evidence vary according to the field of inquiry, but the strength of scientific evidence is generally based on the results of statistical analysis and the strength of scientific controls.»

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                      • Matthew Hopkins
                        True Christian™
                        • Oct 2012
                        • 808

                        #41
                        Re: The Beatles Satanic Conspiracy

                        Originally posted by thesonoflucifer View Post
                        (ill informed drivel removed)
                        What are these "logics" you speak of? Thank you for copying and pasting a passage by someone who can write coherently, however irrelevant to this forum. We believe in the Holy Bible, friend. Nobody is impressed by your trolling. Are you suffering from gay?

                        YBIC

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                        • Carl the wop
                          Forum Member
                          Forum Member
                          • Oct 2012
                          • 462

                          #42
                          Re: The Beatles Satanic Conspiracy

                          It's Latin-speak for "instructions from Satan"
                          Recovering Catholic.

                          Helping restore the "bully" to the "bully pulpit"

                          Aspiring to be God's Bouncer..

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                          • thesonoflucifer
                            Unsaved trash
                            • Oct 2012
                            • 12

                            #43
                            Re: The Beatles Satanic Conspiracy

                            Originally posted by Matthew Hopkins View Post
                            Who, pray tell, is Aristotheles? And what, exactly, is Aristothelic logic? Are you a homosexualist?

                            YBIC
                            Go back to school buddy. http://plato.stanford.edu/entries/aristotle-logic/

                            And what does my sexual orientation have anything to do with that? Are you retarded or you just pretend you are? No I don't suck DICKS, I eat pussy. Is that straight enough for you?

                            Ever heard of freedom of will? Now, if we all lived in a place where everybody was as intollerant as you guys are (against homosexuals for example, among others), you would probably also be killed for being fanatics. You do realize that, right? LUCKY YOU we don't. So stop discriminating people.

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                            • Matthew Hopkins
                              True Christian™
                              • Oct 2012
                              • 808

                              #44
                              Re: The Beatles Satanic Conspiracy

                              Originally posted by Carl the wop View Post
                              It's Latin-speak for "instructions from Satan"
                              Thank you, Brother Carl. I have heard of 'logic', another satanist concept, but "logics" I had never heard of. We can never be too careful in keeping informed of the enemy's machinations.
                              "Finally, my brethren, be strong in the Lord, and in the power of his might. Put on the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to stand against the wiles of the devil. For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places. Wherefore take unto you the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to withstand in the evil day, and having done all, to stand. Stand therefore, having your loins girt about with truth, and having on the breastplate of righteousness; And your feet shod with the preparation of the gospel of peace; Above all, taking the shield of faith, wherewith ye shall be able to quench all the fiery darts of the wicked. And take the helmet of salvation, and the sword of the Spirit, which is the word of God: Praying always with all prayer and supplication in the Spirit, and watching thereunto with all perseverance and supplication for all saints;" Ephesians 6:10-18

                              Shout Glory!

                              YBIC

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                              • Matthew Hopkins
                                True Christian™
                                • Oct 2012
                                • 808

                                #45
                                Re: The Beatles Satanic Conspiracy

                                Originally posted by thesonoflucifer View Post
                                Go back to school buddy. http://plato.stanford.edu/entries/aristotle-logic/

                                And what does my sexual orientation have anything to do with that? Are you retarded or you just pretend you are? No I don't suck DICKS, I eat pussy. Is that straight enough for you?

                                Ever heard of freedom of will? Now, if we all lived in a place where everybody was as intollerant as you guys are (against homosexuals for example, among others), you would probably also be killed for being fanatics. You do realize that, right? LUCKY YOU we don't. So stop discriminating people.
                                Aristotle? Aristotelian logic? These blasphemies I am familiar with. Aristotheles and Aristothelic logic I fear you are making up. Along with "logics". I don't "discriminate people", because that is also made up. There is such a thing as discriminating against people, is this what you meant?

                                I will pray for you, homosexualist, though you insist on employing sarcasm to explain yourself. There are good people here who can help you to change.

                                YBIC

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