[godmockingboob94]

Re: Books that deserve the fire

my school while public still has some spirtual people who have risked there job to join some of the students in some of the prayers they have idk the details as i was not there.

and my work i plan on doing is joining the army i think that will help a lot of people and stop the terrorist you people are so afraid of

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Books that deserve the fire

yes because making a new copy of it to burn it that makes so much since create more of what you hate and waste paper fuc*ing retard

How is it a waste?

I have to start my fires with something. Paper can be converted to heat energy.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Books that deserve the fire

and my work i plan on doing is joining the army i think that will help a lot of people and stop the terrorist you people are so afraid of

Those terrorists will have a field day using you for target practice. Enjoy Hell, you clearly deserve it.

[godmockingboob94]

Re: Books that deserve the fire

i think ill love hell thank you

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Books that deserve the fire

i think ill love hell thank you

Hell is God's Lake of Fire, where you will be burned alive forever.

See Revelation 20-22.

Enjoy.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Books that deserve the fire

i think ill love hell thank you

You think hell is some kind of pink tea party?

Let me explain to you how being unsaved trash works when you die.

You're dead. Whether due to your own disgusting sinning or the Lords divine will, you are dead. Instantly your soul begin falling towards the black abyss above Hell. The falling seems eternal as you gather speed and the heat begins to grow. Then you notice a red dot below you growing larger by the second, this is the Lake in the center of Hell. It is the brightest point in Hell therefore it is visible for a great distance. Keep in mind that the farther you fall, the further from Christ you are.

As you gain speed and the flames become apparent you may wonder how you can stop this from happening. The answer is simple. It's too late and you can't, you're doomed. Your soul is damned and it WILL happen. The temperature is now approaching the unbearable limit as your flesh begins to smoulder and ignite and you continue to build speed as you plummet toward the now visible boiling Lake of Fire. You can almost make out individual souls thrashing in the magma with your flaming eyesockets. Soon you will join them, your terror mounts as your screams become gargled with the stench of Hells evil smell. The heat becomes excruciating as you notice your skin peeling away and your bones becoming visible and black. Flaming and screaming in anguish, you splashdown into the acidic brimstone of Satans Lake at around 250 MPH. You are instantly vaporized and reformed as a tormented soul writhing in absolute terror in the deafening depths of the Lake that Burns Eternal. The pain is beyond comprehension as you gnash your teeth so hard they shatter in your mouth. Satan periodically plucks you from the flames to savagely rape you repeatedly and casually tosses you to his infernal minions to rip apart and rape at will, only to be reformed and have this scenario repeated...over and over and over, forever.

Is it still funny mocking our mission to Save your soul? We want you to enjoy Heaven and eternal praise and worship at the feet of our Savior the Lord Jesus Christ.

Unless you are Saved™ by Jesus Christ and His Holy website and favorite church, Landover Baptist, there is no other way to avoid this.
Contact our team of joo accountants at once to set up a Salvation™ guaranteeing tithing schedule.

Surrender you soul to Jesus and
JOIN US.

Praise Jesus!

[godmockingboob94]

Re: Books that deserve the fire

ive always wanted to go free falling

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Books that deserve the fire

ive always wanted to go free falling

You won't be making clever-boy comments when Jesus sends you to hell.

[Brother Jeremiah]

Re: Books that deserve the fire

I think that any book that isn't the KJV 1611 version of the Holy Bible should be burnt to a crisp. I only need one book, and that book is the KJV 1611 version of the Holy Bible. I read it every day

[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: Books that deserve the fire

I think that any book that isn't the KJV 1611 version of the Holy Bible should be burnt to a crisp. I only need one book, and that book is the KJV 1611 version of the Holy Bible. I read it every day

Amen! Anything else is a waste of time and paper.

Why not introduce yourself here, young man? Tell us what church you attend, your favorite Scripture and how you came to your knees in front of Jesus to receive His gift.

In Christ

[Felicity]

Re: Books that deserve the fire

I think that any book that isn't the KJV 1611 version of the Holy Bible should be burnt to a crisp. I only need one book, and that book is the KJV 1611 version of the Holy Bible. I read it every day

Me too! I am glad to see you love Jesus so much!

[IReallyLikeSatan]

Re: Books that deserve the fire

The Complete Works of William Shakespeare.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Books that deserve the fire

The Complete Works of William Shakespeare.

I agree, but . . . I figured you'd be suggesting hymnals or Bibles.

Have you decided you'd rather really like Jesus?

[Motty the Zit-Faced Lezbean]

Re: Books that deserve the fire

I have a few suggestions
CDs:
"The Itty Bitty Titty Committee" A movie about feminist lezbeans
"South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut" For obvious reasons
"Beavis and Butthead Do America" Perveted Metalheads travel to drug filled Las Vegas
Books:
Any book by Darren Shan
Any book HP Lovecraft
Avalon The Web of Magic
Tuck Everlasting

[liveandlove]

Re: Books that deserve the fire

I have a few suggestions
CDs:
"The Itty Bitty Titty Committee" A movie about feminist lezbeans
"South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut" For obvious reasons
"Beavis and Butthead Do America" Perveted Metalheads travel to drug filled Las Vegas
Books:
Any book by Darren Shan
Any book HP Lovecraft
Avalon The Web of Magic
Tuck Everlasting

What is wroung with Darrwn Shan and HP Lovecraft they have really nice books