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  • godmockingboob94
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    • Sep 2012
    • 39

    #46
    Re: Books that deserve the fire

    my school while public still has some spirtual people who have risked there job to join some of the students in some of the prayers they have idk the details as i was not there.

    and my work i plan on doing is joining the army i think that will help a lot of people and stop the terrorist you people are so afraid of

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    • Rev. M. Rodimer
      Honorary True Christian™
      Forum Member
      • May 2008
      • 13996

      #47
      Re: Books that deserve the fire

      Originally posted by curiousboob94 View Post
      yes because making a new copy of it to burn it that makes so much since create more of what you hate and waste paper fuc*ing retard
      How is it a waste?

      I have to start my fires with something. Paper can be converted to heat energy.
      Bible boring? Nonsense!
      Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
      You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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      • Cranky Old Man
        Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
        You kids get off his lawn!
         
        • Jan 2010
        • 22368

        #48
        Re: Books that deserve the fire

        Originally posted by curiousboob94 View Post
        and my work i plan on doing is joining the army i think that will help a lot of people and stop the terrorist you people are so afraid of
        Those terrorists will have a field day using you for target practice. Enjoy Hell, you clearly deserve it.
        5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
        To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
        James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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        • godmockingboob94
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          • Sep 2012
          • 39

          #49
          Re: Books that deserve the fire

          i think ill love hell thank you

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          • Rev. M. Rodimer
            Honorary True Christian™
            Forum Member
            • May 2008
            • 13996

            #50
            Re: Books that deserve the fire

            Originally posted by curiousboob94 View Post
            i think ill love hell thank you
            Hell is God's Lake of Fire, where you will be burned alive forever.

            See Revelation 20-22.

            Enjoy.
            Bible boring? Nonsense!
            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78555

              #51
              Re: Books that deserve the fire

              Originally posted by curiousboob94 View Post
              i think ill love hell thank you
              You think hell is some kind of pink tea party?

              Let me explain to you how being unsaved trash works when you die.

              You're dead. Whether due to your own disgusting sinning or the Lords divine will, you are dead. Instantly your soul begin falling towards the black abyss above Hell. The falling seems eternal as you gather speed and the heat begins to grow. Then you notice a red dot below you growing larger by the second, this is the Lake in the center of Hell. It is the brightest point in Hell therefore it is visible for a great distance. Keep in mind that the farther you fall, the further from Christ you are.

              As you gain speed and the flames become apparent you may wonder how you can stop this from happening. The answer is simple. It's too late and you can't, you're doomed. Your soul is damned and it WILL happen. The temperature is now approaching the unbearable limit as your flesh begins to smoulder and ignite and you continue to build speed as you plummet toward the now visible boiling Lake of Fire. You can almost make out individual souls thrashing in the magma with your flaming eyesockets. Soon you will join them, your terror mounts as your screams become gargled with the stench of Hells evil smell. The heat becomes excruciating as you notice your skin peeling away and your bones becoming visible and black. Flaming and screaming in anguish, you splashdown into the acidic brimstone of Satans Lake at around 250 MPH. You are instantly vaporized and reformed as a tormented soul writhing in absolute terror in the deafening depths of the Lake that Burns Eternal. The pain is beyond comprehension as you gnash your teeth so hard they shatter in your mouth. Satan periodically plucks you from the flames to savagely rape you repeatedly and casually tosses you to his infernal minions to rip apart and rape at will, only to be reformed and have this scenario repeated...over and over and over, forever.

              Is it still funny mocking our mission to Save your soul? We want you to enjoy Heaven and eternal praise and worship at the feet of our Savior the Lord Jesus Christ.

              Unless you are Saved™ by Jesus Christ and His Holy website and favorite church, Landover Baptist, there is no other way to avoid this.
              Contact our team of joo accountants at once to set up a Salvation™ guaranteeing tithing schedule.

              Surrender you soul to Jesus and
              JOIN US.

              Praise Jesus!
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • godmockingboob94
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                • Sep 2012
                • 39

                #52
                Re: Books that deserve the fire

                ive always wanted to go free falling

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                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78555

                  #53
                  Re: Books that deserve the fire

                  Originally posted by curiousboob94 View Post
                  ive always wanted to go free falling
                  You won't be making clever-boy comments when Jesus sends you to hell.
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • Brother Jeremiah
                    Unsaved trash
                    Under Investigation
                    • Oct 2012
                    • 16

                    #54
                    Re: Books that deserve the fire

                    I think that any book that isn't the KJV 1611 version of the Holy Bible should be burnt to a crisp. I only need one book, and that book is the KJV 1611 version of the Holy Bible. I read it every day

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                    • Brother Harold Porter
                      Landover Senior Outreach
                      Touching Men, Women and Children with the Good News!
                      True Christian™
                      • Jun 2010
                      • 8236

                      #55
                      Re: Books that deserve the fire

                      Originally posted by Brother Jeremiah View Post
                      I think that any book that isn't the KJV 1611 version of the Holy Bible should be burnt to a crisp. I only need one book, and that book is the KJV 1611 version of the Holy Bible. I read it every day
                      Amen! Anything else is a waste of time and paper.

                      Why not introduce yourself here, young man? Tell us what church you attend, your favorite Scripture and how you came to your knees in front of Jesus to receive His gift.

                      In Christ
                      Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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                      • Felicity
                        As pure and virginal as the driven snow.
                        True Christian™
                        • Apr 2010
                        • 4834

                        #56
                        Re: Books that deserve the fire

                        Originally posted by Brother Jeremiah View Post
                        I think that any book that isn't the KJV 1611 version of the Holy Bible should be burnt to a crisp. I only need one book, and that book is the KJV 1611 version of the Holy Bible. I read it every day
                        Me too! I am glad to see you love Jesus so much!
                        I Jesus!

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                        • IReallyLikeSatan
                          Unsaved trash, pathetic troll scum
                          • Jul 2012
                          • 32

                          #57
                          Re: Books that deserve the fire

                          The Complete Works of William Shakespeare.
                          I will punish ... all such as are clothed with strange apparel. -- Zephaniah 1:8

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                          • Rev. M. Rodimer
                            Honorary True Christian™
                            Forum Member
                            • May 2008
                            • 13996

                            #58
                            Re: Books that deserve the fire

                            Originally posted by IReallyLikeSatan View Post
                            The Complete Works of William Shakespeare.


                            I agree, but . . . I figured you'd be suggesting hymnals or Bibles.

                            Have you decided you'd rather really like Jesus?
                            Bible boring? Nonsense!
                            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                            • Motty the Zit-Faced Lezbean
                              Unsaved trash, teenaged national monument hater
                              • Aug 2012
                              • 151

                              #59
                              Re: Books that deserve the fire

                              I have a few suggestions
                              CDs:
                              "The Itty Bitty Titty Committee" A movie about feminist lezbeans
                              "South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut" For obvious reasons
                              "Beavis and Butthead Do America" Perveted Metalheads travel to drug filled Las Vegas
                              Books:
                              Any book by Darren Shan
                              Any book HP Lovecraft
                              Avalon The Web of Magic
                              Tuck Everlasting
                              Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination. (Leviticus 18:22)

                              But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me. (Luke 19:27)

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                              • liveandlove
                                Unsaved trash, obese teenaged whore
                                • Oct 2012
                                • 56

                                #60
                                Re: Books that deserve the fire

                                Originally posted by Motty the Zit-Faced Lezbean View Post
                                I have a few suggestions
                                CDs:
                                "The Itty Bitty Titty Committee" A movie about feminist lezbeans
                                "South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut" For obvious reasons
                                "Beavis and Butthead Do America" Perveted Metalheads travel to drug filled Las Vegas
                                Books:
                                Any book by Darren Shan
                                Any book HP Lovecraft
                                Avalon The Web of Magic
                                Tuck Everlasting
                                What is wroung with Darrwn Shan and HP Lovecraft they have really nice books
                                Exodus 22:18
                                Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.

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