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  • Holly Graham
    True Christian™
    • Apr 2013
    • 348

    #76
    Re: Pokemon Teaches Your Children Worship Satan

    Originally posted by Hatchet Haro View Post
    If I had regularly and thoroughly looked over my sister's chest area, I would not have noticed any change, because puberty goes quite a few years, and little by little, people change in physical appearance. So in fact, if I had looked regularly, then I would have noticed pretty much no change every single time.
    The fact is that I've only recently noticed that, because that day, we had moral education at school, and the teacher had talked about puberty. So I finally noticed what had changed about my sister because of that lesson.
    So before you accuse me of something, think about all possibilities. Your lack of basic logic and common sense sickens me.
    Oh my Sweet Jesus. This makes my stomach turn. Even IF you just happened to glance at your sister's physique, WHY IN THE WORLD would you make a comment about it to other people, unless you were sexually attracted to her?

    I will pray for you, child. It would scare me to have you around as a brother to my daughters.

    May Jesus save your soul.

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    • Hatchet the Jap
      Unsaved trash, teenaged slant
      • Apr 2013
      • 123

      #77
      Re: Pokemon Teaches Your Children Worship Satan

      Originally posted by HolyHolly View Post
      Oh my Sweet Jesus. This makes my stomach turn. Even IF you just happened to glance at your sister's physique, WHY IN THE WORLD would you make a comment about it to other people, unless you were sexually attracted to her?

      I will pray for you, child. It would scare me to have you around as a brother to my daughters.

      May Jesus save your soul.
      I think you would understand if you actually read the story behind all those posts. In short, me and Dr Niles are having a small tussle about 'maturity'. I was only bringing up an example of maturity. Maybe I use the wrong example, but point is, I do not want to bring attention to my sister at all. I just wanted to say that teenagers are still maturing, and are not completely immature.
      I'm still glad that someone's concerned for me. Makes a good change among the threats of an 'eternal fire' grilling my arse. Thank you.
      Shut up now, admin. This is MY space. I do whatever the hell I want with it.

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      • Dr Laurence Niles
        Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
         
        • Jan 2012
        • 9062

        #78
        Re: Pokemon Teaches Your Children Worship Satan

        Originally posted by Hatchet Haro View Post
        I think you would understand if you actually read the story behind all those posts. In short, me and Dr Niles are having a small tussle about 'maturity'. I was only bringing up an example of maturity. Maybe I use the wrong example, but point is, I do not want to bring attention to my sister at all. I just wanted to say that teenagers are still maturing, and are not completely immature.
        I'm still glad that someone's concerned for me. Makes a good change among the threats of an 'eternal fire' grilling my arse. Thank you.
        Four uses of the word or derivatives therof of 'mature'.

        Grow up.

        YIC
        1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

        Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

        Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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        • Hatchet the Jap
          Unsaved trash, teenaged slant
          • Apr 2013
          • 123

          #79
          Re: Pokemon Teaches Your Children Worship Satan

          Originally posted by Dr Laurence Niles View Post
          Grow up.
          Trying to. Thanks.
          Shut up now, admin. This is MY space. I do whatever the hell I want with it.

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          • ass pollyp
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            • Apr 2013
            • 54

            #80
            Re: Pokemon Teaches Your Children Worship Satan

            Originally posted by Hatchet Haro View Post
            Trying to. Thanks.
            read your bible more it helps

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            • kcptimes3
              Unsaved trash
              Under Investigation
              • Jun 2013
              • 1

              #81
              Re: Pokemon Teaches Your Children Worship Satan

              Originally posted by Shimei View Post
              No sir, not proud at all. This was actually before I became a committed Christian to our Lord Jesus. At the time though, I was oblivious to the little schemes the Devil uses. To me, they were just cards no different than baseball, just some batting averages and a stick of chewing gum in the cards. I'm just thankful that Jesus always is on guard and looking out for the little sheep. Damage control wise, things turnt out rather well with my daughter, and it looks as though she'll be off to a Christian college next year! Thank you Jesus!

              Wait a second....If I post on this forum, will I be labeled as UNSAVED "TRASH"?!

              I found this forum after I was talking with a friend of mine at work the other day. He was talking about this preacher with a mullet on youtube who goes on and on about how Pokemon is defiling children with it's satanic powers...and although I've never seen the show Pokemon, I'm having trouble believing that satan had anything to do with it. Sure, God hides a little bit of satan here and there to test our true faith. But that's God, He works in mysterious ways and tests faith on a regular. Everything, EVERYTHING..even the people who make the Pokemonsters, were made by God!
              I think it's incredible that this guy's daughter was able to be tutored in Mathematics from this simple card game.

              I however, am APPALLED by some of the things that I've read on this site. I don't understand how someone can claim to be a "True Christian TM" and then sit on this site and JUDGE, JUDGE, JUDGE! And so harshly!

              I've seen things like "Living with married homos in Godless England" - JUDGEMENT!
              "You should be ashamed to have allowed your children to learn math from this abomination" - JUDGEMENT!
              "Girls aren't good at math!" - BROAD JUDGEMENT!
              "Like us on Facebook - or burn in hell." No. Just no.
              "God hates 'phags,' God hates you for your lust.." JUDGEMENT! God hates NOBODY! God loves us, and we're all imperfect.

              I can't understand why people have to take something from the Bible and skew it to make their own persecution against man acceptable!

              I'm not gay. And I'm not as Christian as some of you claim to be..but..

              I do believe that it is up to GOD, and only GOD, not you, not ANY Christian, Catholic, Muslim or Baptist to decide the fate of his fellow man.

              Maybe we should all look around at what God created and admire the beauty of the world instead of pointing out everything God did wrong.

              I love the Beatitudes:
              "Blessed are those who are persecuted because of righteousness, for theirs is the kingdom of heaven." - Matthew 5:10
              And what was the one about "He who has no sin may cast the first stone?" Everyone has sinned.

              Why can't people just be good to other people? Isn't that what Christianity is all about?

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              • Dr Laurence Niles
                Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
                 
                • Jan 2012
                • 9062

                #82
                Re: Pokemon Teaches Your Children Worship Satan

                Originally posted by kcptimes3 View Post
                Wait a second....If I post on this forum, will I be labeled as UNSAVED "TRASH"?!

                I found this forum after I was talking with a friend of mine at work the other day. He was talking about this preacher with a mullet on youtube who goes on and on about how Pokemon is defiling children with it's satanic powers...and although I've never seen the show Pokemon, I'm having trouble believing that satan had anything to do with it. Sure, God hides a little bit of satan here and there to test our true faith. But that's God, He works in mysterious ways and tests faith on a regular. Everything, EVERYTHING..even the people who make the Pokemonsters, were made by God!
                I think it's incredible that this guy's daughter was able to be tutored in Mathematics from this simple card game.

                I however, am APPALLED by some of the things that I've read on this site. I don't understand how someone can claim to be a "True Christian TM" and then sit on this site and JUDGE, JUDGE, JUDGE! And so harshly!

                I've seen things like "Living with married homos in Godless England" - JUDGEMENT!
                "You should be ashamed to have allowed your children to learn math from this abomination" - JUDGEMENT!
                "Girls aren't good at math!" - BROAD JUDGEMENT!
                "Like us on Facebook - or burn in hell." No. Just no.
                "God hates 'phags,' God hates you for your lust.." JUDGEMENT! God hates NOBODY! God loves us, and we're all imperfect.

                I can't understand why people have to take something from the Bible and skew it to make their own persecution against man acceptable!

                I'm not gay. And I'm not as Christian as some of you claim to be..but..

                I do believe that it is up to GOD, and only GOD, not you, not ANY Christian, Catholic, Muslim or Baptist to decide the fate of his fellow man.

                Maybe we should all look around at what God created and admire the beauty of the world instead of pointing out everything God did wrong.

                I love the Beatitudes:
                "Blessed are those who are persecuted because of righteousness, for theirs is the kingdom of heaven." - Matthew 5:10
                And what was the one about "He who has no sin may cast the first stone?" Everyone has sinned.

                Why can't people just be good to other people? Isn't that what Christianity is all about?
                If you love Jesus as much as you claim then you SHOULD be judging people.

                2nd Timothy 4:1-2 "I charge thee therefore before God, and the Lord Jesus Christ, who shall judge the quick and the dead at his appearing and his kingdom; Preach the word; be instant in season, out of season; reprove, rebuke, exhort with all long suffering and doctrine."
                Psalm 37:30 "The mouth of the righteous speaketh wisdom, and his tongue talketh of judgment."
                Proverbs 31:9 "Open thy mouth, judge righteously, and plead the cause of the poor and needy."
                1 Corinthians 2:15 "But he that is spiritual judgeth all things, yet he himself is judged of no man."
                Galatians 4:6 "Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?"

                Now, please go to the introduction thread and tell us how you found Jesus.

                YIC
                1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                • Didymus Much
                  Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                  • Jun 2010
                  • 14076

                  #83
                  Re: Pokemon Teaches Your Children Worship Satan

                  Originally posted by kcptimes3 View Post
                  Wait a second....If I post on this forum, will I be labeled as UNSAVED "TRASH"?!...
                  Yes. If you'd have bothered to read the threads that you were directed to in your welcoming email, you'd know why.

                  ...Why can't people just be good to other people? Isn't that what Christianity is all about?
                  No, that's Buddhism (kind of), not Christianity. Read the Bible and learn. Start here.

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                  • KCPtimes6billion
                    Unsaved trash
                    • Jun 2013
                    • 1

                    #84
                    Re: Pokemon Teaches Your Children Worship Satan

                    I found this forum after I was talking with a friend of mine at work the other day. He was talking about this preacher with a mullet on youtube who goes on and on about how Pokemon is defiling children with it's satanic powers...and although I've never seen the show Pokemon, I'm having trouble believing that satan had anything to do with it.

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                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 78551

                      #85
                      Re: Pokemon Teaches Your Children Worship Satan

                      The Pokemon is designed to help children channel the powers of their dark jap masters. Listen to the Pastor!!

                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • Alan Roberts Jr.
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                        • Aug 2013
                        • 24

                        #86
                        Re: Pokemon Teaches Your Children Worship Satan

                        I never thought it was this demonic, thank you for pulling the wool from my eyes! I must get to the children I teach and inform them of this evil! You may have just saved a few young souls, Pastor.

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                        • PokermonMasterbator
                          Unsaved trash, admitted retard
                          • Nov 2013
                          • 13

                          #87
                          Re: Pokemon Teaches Your Children Worship Satan

                          I'm not here to troll, I am simply here as a teenager who grew up watching Pokemon.
                          I am a devout Christian and I have been all throughout my life. I have Jesus to thank for how smart I am and God to thank for all else.
                          I must disagree with the arguments made here in the fact that, if God were unhappy with Pokemon He, would have taken action thusly, as God has done always.
                          In the Lord's Prayer we pray "and lead us not into temptation but deliver us from evil" in this we ask God to bring is away from evil and sin.

                          I ask this, if I repent every day for my sins which may include watching and playing Pokemon, can I still be guaranteed salvation?

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                          • James Hutchins
                            True Christian™
                            Just a Regular Nice Guy
                             
                            • Jun 2009
                            • 29433

                            #88
                            Re: Pokemon Teaches Your Children Worship Satan

                            Originally posted by PokemonMaster View Post
                            I'm not here to troll, I am simply here as a teenager who grew up watching Pokemon.
                            I am a devout Christian and I have been all throughout my life. I have Jesus to thank for how smart I am and God to thank for all else.
                            I must disagree with the arguments made here in the fact that, if God were unhappy with Pokemon He, would have taken action thusly, as God has done always.
                            In the Lord's Prayer we pray "and lead us not into temptation but deliver us from evil" in this we ask God to bring is away from evil and sin.

                            I ask this, if I repent every day for my sins which may include watching and playing Pokemon, can I still be guaranteed salvation?
                            Friend, you should not worship false Gods. You cannot be a Christian and a pokeman.
                            Isaiah 43:10
                            Ye are my witnesses, saith the Lord, and my servant whom I have chosen: that ye may know and believe me, and understand that I am he: before me there was no God formed, neither shall there be after me.

                            Revelation 22:19
                            And if any man shall take away from the words of the book of this prophecy, God shall take away his part out of the book of life, and out of the holy city, and from the things which are written in this book.

                            Jude 1:4
                            For there are certain men crept in unawares, who were before of old ordained to this condemnation, ungodly men, turning the grace of our God into lasciviousness, and denying the only Lord God, and our Lord Jesus Christ.
                            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                            • PokermonMasterbator
                              Unsaved trash, admitted retard
                              • Nov 2013
                              • 13

                              #89
                              Re: Pokemon Teaches Your Children Worship Satan

                              Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                              Friend, you should not worship false Gods. You cannot be a Christian and a pokeman.
                              Isaiah 43:10
                              Ye are my witnesses, saith the Lord, and my servant whom I have chosen: that ye may know and believe me, and understand that I am he: before me there was no God formed, neither shall there be after me.

                              Revelation 22:19
                              And if any man shall take away from the words of the book of this prophecy, God shall take away his part out of the book of life, and out of the holy city, and from the things which are written in this book.

                              Jude 1:4
                              For there are certain men crept in unawares, who were before of old ordained to this condemnation, ungodly men, turning the grace of our God into lasciviousness, and denying the only Lord God, and our Lord Jesus Christ.

                              Incomprehensibely, spending time on the internet instead of praying is also worshipping false gods, surely this is more serious than Pokemon?

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                              • Pim Pendergast
                                PHD - Theophysicist
                                Saving The Lost With The Truth Of Applied Theoscience
                                True Christian™
                                • Jun 2012
                                • 3103

                                #90
                                Re: Pokemon Teaches Your Children Worship Satan

                                Originally posted by PokemonMaster View Post
                                I am a devout Christian and I have been all throughout my life. I have Jesus to thank for how smart I am and God to thank for all else.
                                Well, then, start a thread here and tell us what church you go to, what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

                                I must disagree with the arguments made here in the fact that, if God were unhappy with Pokemon He, would have taken action thusly, as God has done always.
                                You seem to be saying that if God really hated Pokemon, we should have seen the results of that in the real world: He would have destroyed it by now. But that's not the way God works. The Lord is nothing if not patient. Although "God is angry with the wicked every day" (Ps 7:11b), He endures the wicked for the sake of the righteous.

                                Rom 9:22-23 What if God, willing to shew his wrath, and to make his power known, endured with much longsuffering the vessels of wrath fitted to destruction: and that he might make known the riches of his glory on the vessels of mercy, which he had afore prepared unto glory,

                                In other words, we won't necessarily see any evidence of a God who hates the wicked. We just have to believe that He is angry with them and is just holding back for our sake.

                                In the Lord's Prayer we pray "and lead us not into temptation but deliver us from evil" in this we ask God to bring is away from evil and sin.

                                I ask this, if I repent every day for my sins which may include watching and playing Pokemon, can I still be guaranteed salvation?
                                True Christians(tm) are perfect.

                                1 John 5:18 We know that whosoever is born of God sinneth not; but he that is begotten of God keepeth himself, and that wicked one toucheth him not.


                                We cannot sin. At first, you might think this would make it redundant to ask God to deliver us from evil. But God God doesn't hear the prayers of sinners; He only hears the prayers of the righteous (Jas 5:16). So in order for God to hear your prayer that you be delivered from evil, you have to be perfect. Then He will answer your prayer and deliver you from evil.
                                sigpicMt 21:42, 44 Jesus saith unto them, Did ye never read in the scriptures, The stone which the builders rejected, the same is become the head of the corner: this is the Lord's doing, and it is marvellous in our eyes . . . ? And whosoever shall fall on this stone shall be broken: but on whomsoever it shall fall, it will grind him to powder.

                                Find out what the Bible says about: Fortnite: Battle Royale, asexuality, shaving, psychiatry, chronic fatigue syndrome, babies

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