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  • #46
    Its shape has nothing to do with anything . The first Doctor didn't even have a sonic screwdriver. Also, if you look at the past Doctors, notice how they aren't shaped like that. Yes, I'm young, but I'm aware of what a vibrator looks like, and that's not one. Just, wow. Wow is all I have to say right now.

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    • #47
      Re: Doctor Who: Changing Christian children into slutty retards!

      Originally posted by whovianforlife View Post
      ...I'm aware of what a vibrator looks like, and that's not one...
      Rule 34a: If X exists, a vibrator that looks like X exists.

      Your point is invalid.

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      • #48
        Re: Doctor Who: Changing Christian children into slutty retards!

        You're the bestest person ever. And this is why I love Doctor Who! XD

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        • #49
          Re: Doctor Who: Changing Christian children into slutty retards!

          Originally posted by whovianforlife View Post
          You're the bestest person ever. And this is why I love Doctor Who! XD
          And I was talking to the Doctor who posted further up. Not to the person who wrote this stupid article. Just sayin'.

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          • #50
            Re: Doctor Who: Changing Christian children into slutty retards!

            Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
            Doctor Who: Changing Christian children into slutty retards!

            Introduction
            On the surface Doctor Who appears to be a silly BBC TV series about a man who comes out of a closet over and over again, while eating horrible British food and defeating extremely powerful intergalactic aliens by boring them with smalltalk.

            In reality however Doctor Who is designed to change innocent Christian children into "Whovians". A cult aimed at completely and utterly destroying their innocent souls.

            The Doctor Who cult:


            The Doctor
            The main character in Doctor Who is "The Doctor". An illegal alien who refuses to pay taxes and makes sure no one knows his name to keep it that way. Actors who play the role of Doctor Who usually commit suicide after a few seasons so there have been a lot of different actors playing Doctor Who. The capacity of independent thought of the innocent children watching Doctor Who gets reduced to a retarded level, so they don't even notice the actor gets replaced over and over again. The producers of Doctor Who don't even bother to select actors with a similar look.

            Several of the actors playing Doctor Who:


            The Tardis
            Doctor Who has his own personal closet called "The Tardis". He comes out of this several times every episode. Clearly a gay reference to pollute our innocent children into choosing the gay deathstyle. There is a special Wikia for the Tardis that has the following to say about sex: "sex could be practised between two or more individuals of the same gender, which rarely had any procreative implications at all". This is not even close to a proper Christian marriage! And duh! on the "rarely had any procreative implications". Even a retard knows that sex between individuals of the same gender can never result in children. Except for the poor retards that watch Doctor Who. They lost every connection to reality and believe that trashcans can fly.

            The Tardis:


            Flying trashcans:


            The Companion
            The Doctor always has a personal sex slave called "The Companion". A slutty concubine with a pea sized brain whose sole purpose is to watch in awe every time The Doctor saves the universe in an extremely unlikely way. Once a companion gets pregnant, usually from a gang bang involving multiple man, women and small farm animals, she gets dumped and a new companion takes her place.

            A pregnant companion, The Doctor and another gang bang participant:


            The Sonic Screwdriver
            The sonic screwdriver is what you get if you combine a magic wand and a vibrator. A single device that allows the user to violate every Biblical law with the push of a single button. After the transformation from innocent Christian child to Godless slut has been completed by watching too many Doctor Who episodes, the slut celebrates by getting a sonic screwdriver tattoo on her naked body.

            A slut and her sonic screwdriver tatoo:


            Why we should avoid Doctor Who
            Doctor Who attacks Christianity on many levels.
            • His refusal to tithe violates Malachi 3:8-10.
            • The Tardis promoting gay sex violates Leviticus 20:13.
            • Sex before marriage violates 1 Corinthians 7:1-40.
            • Time travel and the sonic screwdriver violate Exodus 22:18.

            And the list goes on and on. Doctor Who has been around for 50 years and the creators of this horrible horrible abomination made sure every Biblical law got broken over and over again. Doctor Who is the worst imaginable role model for innocent Christian Children.
            Doctor who is a awsome show it promotes possibilities. It makes us ask questions the fundamental building blocks of humanity.

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            • #51
              Re: Doctor Who: Changing Christian children into slutty retards!

              Originally posted by Fireburp View Post
              Doctor who is a awsome show it promotes possibilities. It makes us ask questions the fundamental building blocks of humanity.
              Eh, you do know that it is fiction, right? That none of it is true, right? That it is made up, right?

              Why not stick to the true stories that are in God's Holy Bible?
              5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
              To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
              James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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              • #52
                Re: Doctor Who: Changing Christian children into slutty retards!

                A. I know it's fiction. But their is truth in every work of fiction. B. The bible is not 100% true I doubt half your interpretations are correct. And yes most likely it has some truth in it but I think only some.

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                • #53
                  Re: Doctor Who: Changing Christian children into slutty retards!

                  You are clearly infested by demons, Fireburp.
                  God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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                  • #54
                    Re: Doctor Who: Changing Christian children into slutty retards!

                    Originally posted by Fireburp View Post
                    ...B. The bible is not 100% true I doubt half your interpretations are correct...
                    CITE YOUR SOURCES. With no source material to back you up, all that you say or claim is solely YOUR OPINION.

                    In case you hadn't noticed, your opinion carries no weight here.

                    Repeatedly claiming things while offering no support for anything you've said just makes you an easily-dismissed irritant in love with the sound of their own voice.

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                    • #55
                      Re: Doctor Who: Changing Christian children into slutty retards!

                      Originally posted by Fireburp View Post
                      A. I know it's fiction. But their is truth in every work of fiction. B. The bible is not 100% true I doubt half your interpretations are correct. And yes most likely it has some truth in it but I think only some.
                      A. *there

                      B. Please show where any True Christian has misrepresented the Holy Bible.
                      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                      • #56
                        Re: Doctor Who: Changing Christian children into slutty retards!

                        Originally posted by Fireburp View Post
                        A. I know it's fiction. But their is truth in every work of fiction. B. The bible is not 100% true I doubt half your interpretations are correct. And yes most likely it has some truth in it but I think only some.
                        The Holy Bible is 100% TRUE! It is the Literal Word of God!

                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                        • #57
                          Re: Doctor Who: Changing Christian children into slutty retards!

                          Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                          A. *there

                          B. Please show where any True Christian has misrepresented the Holy Bible.
                          Why bother showing you when all your going to do is tell me I'm wrong and your right. You know you people may think Jesus is happy with you, but why would anybody like Jesus be proud of people who fear others down. Why be proud of those who rape and kill innocents. Why would he be proud that you worrshop him.

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                          • #58
                            Re: Doctor Who: Changing Christian children into slutty retards!

                            Originally posted by Fireburp View Post
                            Why bother showing you when all your going to do is tell me I'm wrong and your right.
                            If you have no actual arguments to make your case, then why even bother to post. Amazing.
                            5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                            To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                            James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                            • #59
                              Re: Doctor Who: Changing Christian children into slutty retards!

                              Originally posted by Fireburp View Post
                              Why bother showing you when all your going to do is tell me I'm wrong and your right...
                              AND they'll give Scripture in support of their position, showing that it is not their opinion, but God's.

                              Whereas you just say "X is right because I think X is right" while failing to show any reason why X may be right (aside from you thinking X is right).

                              ...you people may think Jesus is happy with you...
                              Because that's what the Bible says.

                              ... but why would anybody like Jesus be proud of people who fear others down...
                              Because that's what the Bible says.

                              ... Why be proud of those who rape and kill innocents...
                              Because that's what the Bible says.

                              ... Why would he be proud that you worrshop him.
                              Because that's what the Bible says.

                              Read it and see for yourself.

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                              • #60
                                Re: Doctor Who: Changing Christian children into slutty retards!

                                I have read it ok and I'm disgusted by it. If it be the word of God then I'm glad to go to hell. I would never want to be in the same place as such a tyrant.

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